[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

Songyang is actually very obedient.Yinshi said not to wander around, so he sat obediently by the table without moving.

The venue was mixed with fish and dragons. He stretched his head slightly to look in the direction of the toilet, and saw a man in kimono with a shaved orthodox samurai head entering the venue under the guard of the Shinsengumi.

Probably some powerful officials, he thought to himself.Is it because there are female relatives in the family, so I was also invited to celebrate the breast enhancement tea?

Songyang only glanced at it briefly, but didn't care.It's just that the man obviously walked past his desk, and a few minutes later, he walked the same route again.

Because the man was followed by the jet-black Shinsengumi, every time he passed by his table, there would be a lot of noise, Songyang soon noticed that he was circling around and raised his head.

Seeing Songyang raised his head, the man looked at him frequently, as if confirming something.He looked back at Songyang while walking, and finally his head almost turned 180 degrees.

"Will... the young general?"

Hijikata said with a dark face, "Well, young general? How many laps do we have to go around? Of course, if the young general wants to exercise a little bit—"

The man hesitated for a moment, but walked up to Songyang and asked politely:

"If you don't mind, can I share a table with you?"

Songyang was stunned for a moment, looked at the crowd of people behind him, and replied with a smile: "There are still two people from my side who haven't come back, maybe they won't be able to sit down?"

"Ah—it doesn't matter to us, we'll just stand here."

The man with the hedgehog head who looked like a police chief hurriedly said.

The man called "Little General" was obviously very concerned about Songyang's face, just seeing Songyang's gentle smile, he immediately widened his eyes and looked dumbfounded.

"Do I look like anyone my husband knows?"

"Yes."

The young general looked at his smiling face uncertainly, "No...Maybe I misunderstood, but it is true that they look very similar... No, if they are so similar..."

Okita said: "This is a man who treats wanted criminals as pets. Would you please confirm again, young man?"

"Please don't say such impolite words. This gentleman... is very special to our family."

The young general closed his eyes with a warm expression on his face.

"If I have to use an analogy, it's probably like my mother—"

"Papa doesn't remember having a son with a shaven head like yours."

Following the man's lazy tone and a loud noise, the young general's head was forcefully pushed down on the table from behind, forcibly smashing half of the table.

"Hey--"

The Zhensen team members around drew their swords in a hurry, Hijikata went into a state of rampage, grabbed Gintoki's collar and shouted: "That's the general——!! You bastard, just smashed the head representing the entire country into the table Go, you bastard!!"

The corners of Yinshi's eyes twitched, his aura was obviously a little bit timid, but he still pretended to be calm and picked his nose: "So what about the general, the general can't mistake my mother, can you? Is there any difference between a folk girl? I grab my wife for no reason and call me mom or something, it hurts so much, teacher, so hurts!"

"Give me a proper call to teacher."

I thought I heard it wrong before, but I heard it clearly just now. Why does this bad boy always want to take advantage of his seniority?Seeing the young general get up with the table fragments on one end, Songyang grabbed Yinshi's curly hair, pressed his head down, and bowed beside him.

"I'm really sorry, my students do things like this when they disagree with each other—"

"Ah, it's okay. I see, did you choose to leave the general's house because you wanted to devote yourself to education?"

... The general is surprisingly a good-tempered person, Songyang thought.But from the very beginning, he has been unable to pick up the other party's words. Is it related to the missing memory?

The young general wiped the blood from his face, sat on the side of the table that was not broken, and said: "If you need any assistance from me, such as building a school, recruiting talents, sir, you can puff!!"

Elizabeth's wooden sign hit the back of the young general's head firmly, and the young general's head cracked the table again.

Gui holds a sign: [Respect the king and fight against the barbarians]

"...Hey—so that's the general—!! That's right! I completely forgot that there is a terrorist here!! Damn it, I should have handcuffed you bastard just now!!"

Earthwork chased Elizabeth and ran all over the field.Songyang was still holding Yinshi's curly hair in his hands, and for a moment he really didn't know whether to continue apologizing or just run away. He could only watch the young general get up covered in blood, and slowly took out a small handkerchief to wipe his forehead. stood still.

"If you need any assistance from me, such as building a school and recruiting talents, you can ask me, sir."

The teenager nonchalantly replayed what he hadn't finished speaking before, as if he could edit out a section that had just been smashed under the table.

...You really have a good temper, this general.It made Songyang feel extremely guilty.

The voice of the host announcing the opening came from the stage.

Songyang hurriedly grabbed Yinshi's belt who was pinching with Tufang, and walked along the edge of the venue to touch the back of the stage.They didn't come to see any celebration, but to find the person in charge of the company to complain, and by the way, restore everyone's mutated part to the original state.

Seeing him standing up suddenly, the young general was startled, and blurted out: "Xu Qing——"

Songyang was taken aback.

"what?"

That didn't seem to be a name that could be said in public, and the young general immediately showed a slip of the tongue expression.

"If you have something urgent to do, sir, please go and do it. I hope to see you again next time."

Gintoki took the time to glance at another corner of the venue - the fat Elizabeth had already been caught by Okita with a big net, and it seemed that there was no hope of rescue, so he decisively dragged Shoyang to the backstage.

"Songyang, just watch the show, and leave the fight to Ah Yin, you know?"

Backstage had already surrounded a circle of people with all kinds of strange heads, banging, banging, banging on the locked iron door, it seemed that they were all planning to complain.Yinshi pulled Lake Toya out of his belt, shouted "Ayin's big cock is the most important thing", and directly opened the door with a knife.

"The bastards of the earth are only worthy of eating the medicine that our experiment failed!"

In the background are a few angels with big pink breasts, with tentacles like twin ponytails dangling from their jelly-like heads.When they made such a tearful declaration of separation, Gintoki showed a terrifying smile on his face.

"Let me tell you, why are you one or two having trouble with Ah Yin's penis? It was the same way before. Whether you transform Ah Yin's penis into a screwdriver or turn Ah Yin's penis into a dot matrix, what do you guys think? How jealous is Ah Yin's ability?"

"Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Is it big? Is it big? Swallow it in?"

Yinshi copied Lake Toya and stabbed it into the mouth of one of the gods. The resentment towards himself seemed to make him look blacker, "If you can't deep throat at this level, it's the turn of the real one." Are you going to stab the stomach? Huh?"

When the trembling state was fully activated, he became excited, and almost forgot that Songyang was still behind him - when he thought of this, he immediately shrank his neck, always feeling that he was playing so infinitely, the next second I am going to explore the center of the earth.

But no.Songyang's state seems to be not right, since he was pulled into the backstage room, he has been standing in a daze among the outraged complaining crowd.His mind was a little distracted, and he didn't react when he was bumped by others.

— By the way, who the hell dares to bump into his teacher?Yinshi shot the passerby fiercely, and decided to make a quick decision.

Yinshi was not a serious student since he was a child, and after spending a few years in Kabukicho, where good and bad people are mixed together, his ruffian aura became more and more obvious. Mixed with Shiraiyasha's viciousness, he beat those heavenly beings to the point of crying. Damn, kneel on the ground and hand him the medicine that can restore his body.

"It's here!"

Yinshi put the medicine into his arms decisively, dodging several hands that came to grab the medicine, and picked up Songyang in a 500-meter sprint.

Songyang struggled to get his sanity out of the swarming memories, and found that he was being carried away by Gintoki, wrapping his arms around his shoulders in surprise: "It's over? Where's Kotaro?"

"It's already over when the teacher is in a daze! The guy with the wig can escape from prison by tomorrow morning at the latest, really."

Yinshi is very confident in his old classmates, "Even if it is to implement the 47 group rules, he will definitely be able to go beyond the limit."

Chased by the refugees who failed in breast augmentation all the way, Yinshi ran back to the Master Room, slammed the door, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Xin Baji, come out quickly! I got the antidote! Quickly! Use it quickly!" Lose!"

Songyang hurriedly went to the kitchen to find a small bottle of seasoning, and he still remembered to leave a copy for Gui.

Shinpachi galloped over with his big glasses in hand.Yinshi quickly glanced at the instructions on the medicine bottle, then pushed open the bottle cap with his thumb, and poured a little on his glasses.

"His-"

Glasses filled with pink liquid burned in Yinshi's blackened complexion.

Amidst the "hissing" sound of burning, Yinshi silently raised his head and looked at Songyang.

"...It seems to be working. The glasses are slowly shrinking."

"Ah."

"Next, it's Silver Time's..."

"……Um."

"...also... directly on it?"

One minute later, the sound of howling ghosts and wolves came from the closed bedroom door.

"No, no, no, no, no, really no, Ah Yin is going to die, Ah Yin is going to die ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Songyang hugged Yinshi in his arms at a loss, and the strength of the other party's hugging him seemed to strangle his ribs.

"Be patient, it will be fine in a while, it will be fine in a while—"

He tried to rub Yinshi's curly hair soothingly, but the man's head hair and the burning butt hair didn't seem to work together. Yinshi was in so much pain that he rolled from one end of the room to the other with Songyang in his arms. Songyang thought Can't stop.

Just rolling wasn't enough, while barking, he also bit Songyang's neck and shoulders like a puppy, making half of Songyang's neck covered with teeth marks.Songyang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with great distress, touched his painfully closed eyelids, and said in a low voice:

"Well... if you touch it lightly, will it relieve a little?"

The man was strangely silent for a moment.

"...Yes, it will be much better."

"Is that so?"

"... go down a little, a little... a little harder..."

Songyang's eyes twitched.

"Aren't you in pain?"

"... it hurts ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah husband's husband is too shameful! Ayin me ... um ... yes, that's it ..."

Sure enough, Yinshi knew Gui very well.In the middle of the night that day, Gui rushed back with his big head on his head.

"Sure enough, it's too dangerous for me to be away on Tuesday! I thought it was for the teacher, so I desperately dug out of the prison. I never knew that I had the potential to become an excavator..."

Songyang let out a soft "shush", and he finally managed to lull Yinshi, who was seriously injured, to sleep.He wiped the dirt all over Gui Gui's face, poured the recovery medicine on his hand, and got the vaccination first:

"Although I can recover smoothly, the recovery process seems to be very painful... If you really can't bear it, just tell the teacher, and I will take it slowly."

"An excellent samurai can bear all inhuman pain, so don't worry about me, teacher, just throw it over me!"

Songyang shook his head helplessly and smiled, and wiped Gui's face with his hands stained with medicine.He wiped it very carefully, for fear that Gui was holding back the pain to avoid his worry.

"Does it hurt?"

He didn't dare to wipe it anymore.

... Gui's big head was on fire, like a big-headed match, illuminating the house of all things.

"No," Gui showed a strange expression in the pink flames, "Although it looks like it's burning...but the face is cold, like a mask."

After confirming again and again that he was not holding back the pain, Songyang slowly turned his head to look in the direction of the bedroom.

"Crack." The bedroom door opened a crack and quickly closed.

"...Yinshi, come out for me^_^#"