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eleven

The weather forecast obviously didn't understand God's temper.Contrary to the forecasted sunny day, there was a sudden downpour of rain across the city at [-]:[-] p.m., bringing the gradually warmer weather back to its original shape.

The unlucky ones for the sudden rainstorm are naturally those who work in the open air.For example, that Hao Bai who was running business outside.

The unlucky child was talking about last night's weather forecast, worried that it would be hot today, so he dressed very thinly in the morning.

The black cat was wrapped in a blanket and watching cartoons, its butt firmly glued to the sofa.I accidentally caught a glimpse of Hao Bai's clothes, and I admire Hao Bai from the bottom of my heart.

He is not stupid, he dresses like summer in winter.The black cat, who was terribly afraid of the cold, wrapped its blanket tightly in disbelief, and watched the dumbfounded Hao Bai go out with wide round eyes.

He was full of energy before he went out, but now he was drooping and drooping, and he came back step by step.

The drowned chicken pressed the doorbell and said weakly: "Brother, open the door. I don't have the key with me. I want the dog to bring it."

Cat: "Who is it?"

Hao Bai: "It's me."

Cat: "Who are you?"

“…”

Hao Bai took a deep breath: "If you have the ability, try pretending, and open the door quickly."

As if the black cat had never heard of it, it happily rubbed its paws on the floor, and successfully scratched the floor into several parabolas.After playing well, it cleared its throat and replied to the door, "Hao Bai's brain went crazy this morning. How can a normal person be like this? Someone must be pretending. You first give me a secret sign. If you match, I will Let you in. Come on, Tianlonggaigeko's next sentence?"

Hao Bai: "...you're out of your mind! Your whole family is... the pagoda suppressing the river monster, okay? Open the door."

Cat: "It's not over yet, keep going, what's Hao Baiyiqiwu's next sentence?"

Hao Bai: "Black cat two hundred and five."

"Bu-bu", the black cat let out a long sigh, and said righteously, "You must be impersonating Hao Bai! The next sentence is obviously short legs and eating lotus root. These are Hao Bai's shining points, he knows it all the time , how could the answer be wrong!"

Hao Bai: "...The skin is itchy again, isn't it?"

With a "bang", Hao Bai slammed the door down, and said grimly against the door panel, "I heard that cat jerky is much more chewy than beef jerky today, why don't you eat it tonight Let's see, how is it?"

A greasy flattering voice sounded quickly with the sound of opening the door, "Guest officer, please—"

"Did you fall into the water today, or into the pit?" The black cat was carrying a dry towel and looked curiously at the drowned chicken in front of him.

"Don't mention it." Hao Bai wiped off the water droplets on his face, picked up the towel and wiped it on the wet hair, and the ball was wiped like a chicken coop.There is no money in the pocket, the battery of the mobile phone is dead, and there is no way to buy an umbrella when it rains heavily.Hao Bai's body was completely wet where he could be exposed to the outside, and the parts that could not be exposed were also soaked through.

"I should have caught a cold." Hao Bai sneezed three times in a row. Hao Bai blew his nose vigorously and said in a thick nasal voice, "Go to the kitchen and get something to eat yourself. I have a terrible headache. Go wash and sleep."

Seeing Hao Bai go to the bathroom, the black cat's eyes rolled and stared at the bathroom thoughtfully for a while, then walked towards the kitchen wagging its tail.It didn't know what good thing it thought of, but it hummed a little tune softly.

After a long time, Hao Bai came out of the bathroom dazed after changing his clothes.With an abnormal blush on his face, he stepped into the bedroom and fell limply on the bed.He hooked up the quilt with his legs up, barely able to cover two-thirds of his body, Hao Bai planned to sleep like this.

Perhaps it was due to illness and fatigue, as soon as he closed his eyes, the feeling of fatigue hit him like a tide.Drowsy, Hao Bai fell asleep.

Feeling cold at night, Hao Bai stuffed the quilt more tightly into his arms in a daze.

The down quilt is just fine, warm and fluffy, and the chest is instantly warmed up.Hao Bai rubbed the quilt, closed his eyes and smiled.

The duvet quilt is really amazing, it not only has eyes, ears and nose, but it also has an open mouth when you touch it down!

It's amazing... um

Hao Bai opened his eyes, it was pitch black.

He pulled out the hair ball in his arms, shook it, didn't wake up, shook it again, woke up, and asked, "Why are you crawling into my bed?"

"I'll give up my life to keep you warm," the black cat said vaguely, rubbing Hao Bai's hand sleepily, motioning for him to continue sleeping.

"Aren't you afraid of being infected by me? Huh?" Hao Bai deliberately sneezed a few times loudly, showing that he was seriously ill.

He pricked up his ears in the dark for a long time without waiting for a response. Hao Bai guessed that the cat must have fallen asleep, so he had to tuck it back into the bed and sleep at a distance.

When the sound of light and shallow breathing sounded, someone finally felt at ease.

He carefully moved Hao Bai's hand around his neck to his waist, then brought him into his arms, and hugged him carefully.

"Not contagious."

The man put his face close to Hao Bai, even though Hao Bai's facial features were a bit blurred, he took them very seriously.

"I can't wait to be infected."

After a long night, the man was a little reluctant to close his eyes.

twelve

"Ah Choo", the black cat calmly stretched out its fat paw and wiped its nose, then continued to pamper the cat and the mouse happily.

"Sneeze" the black cat sneezed again.

After wiping its nose as if nothing had happened, it adjusted to a more comfortable lying position, its gaze firmly fixed on the TV screen, and it lay motionless and flat.

Hao Bai, who was specially transferred for a day off because of a cold, was in better health now, and started rushing to catch up on the first base project he owed.He glanced at the black cat worriedly, seeing that it was wagging its tail happily, still looking like a lively waste wood, so he didn't say anything.He just raised his collar slightly to cover half of his face, so as not to pass the cold to the cat.

"Sneeze", the black cat sneezed loudly again.

"Could it be that you were infected by me in the past two days?" Hao Bai asked with a frown while holding the computer.

"What are you talking about, you idiot. I laughed out loud while watching cartoons. I accidentally poked hair into my nostrils before I sneezed. I have more hair than you, how could I catch a cold?" the black cat puffed its cheeks. replied.

Ordinary people run the train with their mouth full, but Hao Bai will definitely roll his eyes.But since this cat has the same brain circuit as a pig, Hao Bai is convinced by such a strange answer.Hao Bai suppressed a smile, "Okay, then please smile normally."

"Humph".

While Hao Bai was banging on the keyboard, the black cat quietly stretched out its round hand to the tissue on the coffee table, and stuffed the tissue into its nose bit by bit.After saving the runny nose, it shrunk itself into a ball of hair, and its whole body could burrow into the sofa, hoping for some warmth from the friction.

"Not contagious."

"I can't wait to be infected."

Which shameless person said these sour words?Just finished pretending to be strong yesterday, and caught a cold today.The timeliness is as short as Hao Bai's legs.The black cat covered its swollen face in pain.

It shouldn't be like this.

Isn't it set to sleep with Hao Bai in his arms beautifully every night, and occasionally eat tofu to wipe the oil?How can I eat it when it's about to fall?

The black cat bit its tail very depressedly, and ate the fur of its own mouth.After spitting out its tail, it could barely stand up staggeringly, but its feet couldn't move as if they were filled with lead.The sofa on which the meat pad was stepped turned into mud, causing it to sink bit by bit.

The black cat's ears were the first to lose their hold, and drooped limply, and then his head also became dizzy.

The noise of the TV seemed to come from far away.

The black cat let out an inaudible whimper, its front legs went limp, and it fell off the sofa uncontrollably.

The annoying keyboard noise constantly harassed the ears.

The man opened his eyes irritably, and saw his own body that had inexplicably changed back to a human form.Then he turned his gaze to the man sitting on the edge of the bed typing on the keyboard.

The indoor light is not bright, only a faint backlight shines on Hao Bai's face.The man's eyes moved along the soft lines of Hao Bai's facial features, and he made a sound after drawing a circle. "...Hao Bai?"

"Are you awake?" Hao Bai quickly turned his head to the man, and put the computer on the bed casually. "Didn't you say that idiots don't catch colds? You actually got a fever right away."

Seeing Hao Bai complaining, the man smiled and said, "Then this will prove that I am definitely not an idiot."

"...Because you are mentally retarded, you were stubborn before. After sleeping for two hours, are you better now?"

The man smiled, "It's all good to see you."

Hearing it was nonsense, Hao Bai said disgustedly: "What a fart, even my brain is burnt out."

The man grabbed Hao Bai's hand that was stretched out to check the temperature, shook his head, and said in a deep voice, "No."

Hao Bai couldn't pull out his hand, so he had to use his forehead to touch the man's.Hao Bai was sick when he was a child, and his grandmother tested him in the same way.

"Close your eyes, it's back to normal..." Hao Bai was caught off guard when he saw the man's deep eyes staring straight at him.

The two eyes are facing each other, the eyes meet, and the heat of exhalation is clear and palpable.If the mouths of the two of them move closer a centimeter, they will be able to stick firmly.

Hao Bai pulled back himself who was almost drowning in the man's eyes.The blood seemed to be rushing down from the brain, red all the way from the neck to the face.He withdrew his hand slightly, said solemnly, "I'll get you some antipyretics" and walked out.

The man nodded and said yes, and after Hao Bai slipped out, he covered his warm face tightly with his hands.Even if he covered his face, it wasn't difficult to see some traces of redness from between his fingers.

I don't know if it was baked by the sudden rise in body temperature, or...?