Pick up cats anywhere

nine

Hao Bai went to the street and let the cold wind blow his face for a while. After he calmed down, he rubbed his frozen face and went back to the store, and followed the shopping guide girl to pay for the man's new clothes.The shop owner was a young girl, and she said it was rare to meet such an eye-catching little brother as Hao Bai, so she insisted on giving him a few discounts.

"Then I'd rather be obedient than respectful." Hao Bai smiled softly.

After paying the money and getting the packing bag, Hao Bai leaned against the wall and played with his mobile phone, waiting for the guys in the locker room.

"Meow" didn't wait for the man to appear, but waited for the cat to rub his trousers.

Hao Bai bent down and scratched the black cat's head, and said with a smile: "So you are a little intelligent cat. I'll help you get the clothes from the locker room, and you wait for me at the door."

The black cat sticks out its little pink tongue, and licks Hao Bai's palm tenderly, expressing its agreement.

The palms were itchy and wet, and Hao Bai felt his cheeks became hot.

He hurriedly took back the clothes that the black cat had left behind, and joined the cat outside the store.I thought that since I had already bought new clothes, there was no need for the cat to continue wearing the "sharp clothes" that I put together.

After all, being too cool is also a sin, and it is not good to affect the appearance of the city.

Hao Bai then found a place without surveillance cameras and no street lights, and urged the black cat to go inside and change clothes quickly, so as to save himself from getting a cold later.

The black cat hesitantly took a step or two into the dark place, then turned to Hao Bai and asked, "I'm just taking off my clothes in the street like this, will there be any hooligans who will take advantage of me and want to mess with me?"

Hao Bai patted his chest, and reassured the black cat: "Don't worry, you are a hooligan, so you don't need to be afraid? Besides, you're a rogue, I'm afraid you'll screw someone up."

"...Huh!" The black cat was deflated, flicked its tail and ignored Hao Bai, and went straight to the dark place with its buttocks straight.

About 3 minutes later, Hao Bai felt his right shoulder sink, and the flat voice as always came into his ears.

"Let's go, little mouse, take the uncle back—"

"Fuck you, you're the little mouse." Hao Bai didn't bother to finish listening, so he elbowed the man directly, and raised his voice, "Do you still want to have supper tonight?"

The man with a completely new look all over his body dexterously dodged the attack, put Hao Bai's shoulders back again, and replied with a playful smile: "Of course I want to. Don't mind, this is the pet name I gave you. It's wrong. It's a nickname, a nickname! It seems like the two of us It's a good brother."

Who wants to be a brother to you, an idiot cat!

Hao Bai stretched out his hand and pushed away the man's face that was too close: "Keep your face away from me, who knows if you brushed your teeth today."

"It must have been brushed! Who do you think I am? The cat is so cute and clean. If you don't believe me, have you heard it?" The man was unhappy, and walked up to Hao Bai, and breathed on him with his mouth open.

The man's white breath was all in front of his eyes, Hao Bai's nose was already stuffed with cold in the winter, so he couldn't smell it.A small car came from behind and honked its horn, Hao Bai silently gave him a look to let the man know for himself, and told him to stay out of the way.

But the man didn't listen, stuck in place like a wall, lowered his head and insisted on telling Hao Bai that he had a good mouth.

There are countless black lines hanging from the back of Hao Bai's head, "There is something wrong with you. You are crazy on the street at night. I'll go back and smell it ten thousand times. The driver is going to beat you up, I don't care."

"Hey, the young couple in front, hurry up if you want to kiss! Get out of the way as soon as you're done." Seeing that honking the horn was ineffective, the driver in the car shouted.

Hao Bai blushed: "Who said we're going to kiss!"

The driver obviously had seen the world, and shouted again: "Stupid fool, I didn't hear your wife is in a hurry! You can't open your mouth as soon as you close your eyes, and it's over as soon as you touch your mouth. Hurry up!" Come on, I'm in a hurry, or I'll be crushed directly."

What are you shouting about!

As soon as Hao Bai heard the words and said "You're just a wife" to the driver, someone grabbed his jaw and straightened his head.

Before the "what are you doing" in his mouth, he was stuffed between his lips by the man.

In just a few seconds, mouth to mouth was cold.

Hao Bai was dumbfounded, crazy, and stunned.It felt like the volcano in the mouth had erupted, and the hot magma spread from the lips to the heart, roasting it.

The man opened his eyes, opened his lips, and said a few words softly.

Hao Bai was already deaf and could not hear anything.

Ten

When the birds chirped early in the morning, someone's mind was cleared.

The man was not in a hurry to get up, first hid in the quilt and rolled back and forth four or five times with his legs between the quilt, then got his stuffy red head out, staring blankly at the ceiling and letting go.Afterwards, he pursed his lips, his expression changed suddenly, he grabbed the quilt and covered his head, and then hid under the quilt, he was writhing again.

A certain person knows that he probably has no face to live.

After being gnawed by the cat last night, Hao Bai's brain went into shutdown mode by itself.Relying on his tenacious physical instincts, he walked mechanically at a distance from the man, and in a trance, he arrived home.

Hao Bai couldn't remember whether he talked to the man on the road, how he went to bed, and when he fell asleep. The only thing he remembered was the man's slightly trembling eyelashes.

Hao Bai poked his head out to breathe, and if he continued to lie under the quilt, he would run out of oxygen.After he got out of bed and changed his clothes, he hesitated whether to open the door and go out now.

The first time I kissed, I was kissed by a man......

...... No, it's embarrassing, too embarrassing.I'm also 24 years old, so I don't care if I kiss someone.Not to mention that he is not considered a human being, but a cat, what's wrong with kissing animals, how many people have kissed their pets.

Thinking of this, Hao Bai's heart burst into courage, and he pushed the handle and walked out with a red face.

"Then what...", the words stuck in Hao Bai's mouth.

Let yourself become like the little girl in middle school thinking about the main character, who is sleeping on the sofa with all four legs in the air.The belly bulged and retracted, and the transparent snot bubbles changed in size with the loudness of the snoring.

"........."

Hao Bai pinched his cheeks with tears streaming down his cheeks, what the hell is going on, he fell into a deep sleep, maybe he became spring early and treated himself as a female cat.

The delicate face turned from red to green.

In this situation, Hao Bai thought that if he didn't attribute the reason to Mao Fachun or Mao's idiot, he would be a super idiot.

I let out a sigh of relief temporarily in my heart.

There was no blanket, so Hao Bai took a pillow and gently pressed it on the black cat's turned out belly, rubbed it along the way, and went to work with a face of peace of mind.

With a soft sound, the door was closed, and the snot bubbles exhaled by the black cat burst.

The black cat pushed away the pillow covering its stomach with its paws, jumped onto the coffee table and took out two or three tissue papers to wipe its nose.Then he kneaded it into balls with his paws, and with a twitch of his tail, he swept all the paper balls into the trash can.

Leaving lightly off the table, the black cat walked towards the bedroom with small steps.

"Tut tsk tsk." Seeing how miserable the quilt on the bed was being licked by Hao Bai, the cat's two round eyes narrowed into slits.It was glad that it only kissed on the lips yesterday, if it had been done more, Hao Bai would not be so entangled that he would tear down the bed.

The black cat arched its waist, gathered strength in its limbs, and jumped onto the bed suddenly.Transformed back into a human body in mid-air, and landed firmly on the center of the bed.

The man stretched out his hands and pulled the quilt to cover his body, shrunk his neck, and took a big breath, his nostrils were filled with the scent of soap from Hao Bai's body.After sniffing for a long while like an idiot, the man also started to roll away as if under a spell.He rolled back to the bed and lay flat, his erect cat ears drooping slightly.

After the kiss, the little straight man acted like "I don't listen, I don't listen, I'm chanting scriptures", everything I said to him went in the left ear and out the right ear, and he hid in the room alone and dared not come out.

After all, I was careless. I was accidentally dazzled by Hao Bai's shame and annoyance, and couldn't help kissing him, which frightened this innocent little straight man.

Where is the bend so fast, it took him a few years......

The man pursed his lips and comforted himself, "Take your time."

It's rare to find someone, so cute and stupid, how can I save my favorability, so that I can...do whatever I want in the future!

After thinking about meow life, the man withdrew his smirk that overflowed from the corner of his mouth.He decided to take a nap on Hao Bai's bed for a while.After getting enough sleep, I went to watch TV, went outside to watch the sparrows, and waited for Hao Bai to come home.