[Comprehensive] Youkai Reemployment Guide

What is the happiest thing in this world? A poor man with no money in his pocket suddenly finds that his family has prepared a huge deposit of 80 gold coins. It’s a gold coin, a 80-year-old Heianjing antique, but before you warm it up for a second, a bouncing mountain rabbit ran past and wiped its mouth, “I ate your 1000 yuan, crappy Crispy, there are only three eggs left, do you want it?"

Yingcao is the grass with only three eggs left in the pocket that is staying in the abyss. She squatted on the ground, even the dandelion she was holding was downcast. Yingcao sighed weakly, and she turned her head slightly. Overhead, Hong Dharma first stared at her with a silly face, and laughed hahaha.

Believe it or not, I beat your chest with my small fist. Yingcao raised her hand in protest, and Hong Dharma shrank to the side and used it as the background. She couldn't see her neck at all, so she just made a movement of shrinking her neck. It's a talent.

Shantu, who didn't understand what kind of huge sum of money she had eaten, looked at Yingcao with some worries. She, who has always been thick, obviously felt that the atmosphere was not right. Shantu weakly raised her hand and said, " The remaining two eggs are still hidden in my hole, do you want to bring them over?"

Yingcao raised her head abruptly, "Yes, of course!" Although the 80 gold coins are gone, there are at least three eggs. Now in Yingcao's heart, three eggs = 80. These three eggs are the gold coins in the nest. No matter what happens to Eggy, nothing will happen again, this is her entire net worth.

Thinking of Yingcao, she quickly stood up, walked to the side of the magic frog, and didn't let the magic frog squat down. With a dandelion on the ground, she jumped into the sky like a pole vaulter, turning a circle in mid-air Landing firmly on the back of the magic frog, the mountain rabbit applauded Yingcao very much, pa pa pa pa pa.

Yingcao was dumped by the magic frog before 1000 years ago and vowed not to ride on the back of the magic frog. The frequent accidents scare people to death, so the mountain rabbit can hold it. It makes sense to think about it, but this time Yingcao was eager to find her eggs and couldn't care so much. The old driver, Yamato, got the order from Yingcao to start the car, and set off like lightning as soon as the grass was pulled.

Shantu probably also knew that this was a big event, he was not sloppy at all, and his speed was at full speed, as fast as a bolt of lightning, "Shou Wu, look after my eggs, eggs, eggs..." After Yingcao left That exhortation became an echo, and the leader who had always been faithful to carry out orders, glanced at the magic lamp genie at the side, and silently hugged Hong Dharma into his arms.

The magic lamp genie who was looked at by the first useless "You will steal it" was very sad. He pretended to wipe away his tears, and said with a straight neck, "Hey, hey, what do you mean? I am not this kind An elf that eats alone! And that's not my recipe!"

Shouwu didn't believe it at all, the Bodhidharma egg was too big, and his face was completely covered, but this was completely troublesome for Shouwu, he didn't have this problem at all, Shouwu's head rose spontaneously, condescendingly Staring at the magic lamp genie next to him, "Since you don't even eat this, you are still concerned about whether the Dharma eggs are extinct after being buried in the soil for 400 years."

The magic lamp genie choked for a moment, and said stiffly, "I am a magic lamp, an omnipotent magic lamp." Probably because he felt that being stared at by Shouwu looked very imposing, his figure suddenly swelled up, and his sight Then it was parallel to the head of the headless in mid-air.

The first hooked the corners of his mouth without mocking, "Well, omnipotent." Seeing the magic lamp genie grinning wide, he added, "reborn's pacifier." The magic lamp genie poked a hole right away. Like a balloon deflated, Shou Wu still had a straight face, but his chin was slightly raised.

Hmph, I won (≧▽≦)/

On the other side, Yingcao, who was completely unaware of the lawsuit between Souwu and the magic lamp genie's tissue paper, had successfully arrived at the destination, and she walked down the magic frog very calmly under the bright eyes of the mountain rabbit, "Wow, it's really worth it. It’s Mr. Yingcao who has nothing to do, the first time the magic frog and I raced so fast, I fainted and bumped my head into a tree, and was picked up and raised for two days.”

Are you the rabbit in Waiting for the Rabbit?Yingcao couldn't help complaining, "Do you want to be on the table after being picked up casually?"

"That man looks so fierce, but he will be very gentle and pluck me, but how could I forget the magic frog, and escaped very hard." Shantu said, puffing out his small chest, looking very proud.

Yingcao waved the dandelion very calmly, attracting the mountain rabbit's attention, but quietly hid the green light on her body behind her back, and the car raced all the way to passively bloom. This is not a flying magic frog, it is a death speed car, right? , but even though she was thinking this way in her heart, she didn't show it at all on her face. Instead, she revealed that this was just a small thing, why make such a fuss.

I feel like I installed a * (manually like)

The mountain rabbit's nest is very secretive. It looks like an old tree pit on the surface. The mountain rabbit slid down from the magic frog and didn't recognize it. The little tail twisted and twisted, and it disappeared without a trace.

This hole is really too small. Yingcao looked at it and felt that she might not be able to get in because of her size. Then she looked at the magic frog next to her and asked, "You live in this hole too?"

The magic frog shook his big head, "The old man can't get in." After finishing speaking, he motioned Yingcao to look at him, and walked to the side, where there was a big semi-elliptical rock with a dead log next to it. Yingcao saw that the magic frog easily turned the stone over with its head, and there was actually a hollow space inside, leaving only a stone shell.

The magic frog bites the edge of the stone shell with its teeth, and throws it skillfully at the sky. At the same time, its limbs immediately reach the sides of the body, and its long tail surrounds the body. As soon as the magic frog took a good pose, the stone shell fell from the sky He came down and hit the back of the magic frog. Now he is like a big tortoise with a stone shell on his back. The magic frog huddled in the stone shell and shouted in a muffled voice, "Quick, come here and help the old man!" .”

Yingcao obeyed the instructions of the magic frog and picked up the piece of dead wood. The weight of her hands felt wrong, and it was hollow in the middle. She placed the dead wood on the big head of the magic frog, and Yingcao unexpectedly I also found that there were two holes pecked by woodpeckers on the dead wood to let the magic frog breathe. The sparse branches and leaves on the dead wood happened to cover his bare/exposed skin. It is completely impossible to see that there is a monster hiding here, it is just a common forest scene.

"..." Yingcao didn't know what to say, she stayed for a while before saying, "You are actually a ninja frog."

The magic frog didn't understand the stalk of the firefly grass, he shook his body to shake off the stone shell, and said, "The little rabbit's nest is too small for me to get in, and she doesn't want me to walk away and drag the old man out of the water peas. I can only make do with this." Yingcao was almost moved to tears, when she heard the magic frog shaking his head vigorously, and shouted in panic, "Yaoshou, the old man's head can't come out!"

Yingcao, dumbfounded, immediately went to help, and managed to rescue the big head of the magic frog after a period of turmoil. When Yingcao turned around, she found that the mountain rabbit had successfully pulled out the second Dharma egg .

Looking at the two Dharma eggs, one white and one black, Yingcao feels as if she has won a lottery. When you thought there were only three red eggs, and suddenly there are black eggs, it’s a win. Does 500 million make any difference?

These two eggs were tied with hemp rope, Yingcao pulled it and found that it was quite tight, and tied the two Dharma eggs to the big tail of the magic frog, she would not dare to build a mountain rabbit It's time for the car, anyway, it's not in a hurry now, let Shantu come slowly, and she just walks slowly behind them.

When she got to the yard and tied the red and black and white Dharma together, Yingcao didn't know what to do. These three eggs were her entire net worth, and she was not willing to move them at all. The magic lamp genie who said that they don't eat Dharma eggs is urging Yingcao to cut it with a watermelon machete, sitting in a row, one demon, one piece, try something new.

Yingcao directly hit the magic lamp genie with dandelions, "You can really think that these are three big watermelons. This is all money, 80 yuan! You have to make the best use of everything."

In fact, the function of Dharma eggs is much greater than that of food. Yingcao eats Dharma eggs by herself. How many are 80, then only the first one can be used if it is eaten.

But Yingcao is really reluctant, this is 80 yuan, it looks like it's worth it, just thinking about Shou Wu at the side, hesitantly said, "How about we build a nest and try to raise it?"

Shouwu just thought of this proposal suddenly, but Yingcao's eyes lit up all of a sudden, where did the Dharma eggs come from?It can't be produced by aliens with black technology. As long as it is pure natural, there is a way. Think about the Yinyang Liao Office distributing thousands of Dharma eggs every day. Such a large amount must be farmed!

Thinking down this line of thought, the Lan Dharma was probably hybridized by Yinyangliao Office. Yingcao nodded vigorously in order to increase her persuasion. She gritted her teeth and waved her hand. Since Yinyangliao can breed Damo Mo Dan, she can definitely do it too!

Think about a better tomorrow, think about Huaguo Central Television's "Get Rich x", Yingcao even thought of the column name, "Get Rich x: The egg snatched from the mouth of the mountain rabbit, the annual income of 800 million is not a dream" .

It's done!

As soon as Yingcao gritted her teeth, she decided that the first step of her monster business empire began with breeding daruma eggs!