[Comprehensive] Youkai Reemployment Guide

Yingcao tied the three eggs together with a hemp rope and tied them to the stone pillar next to them. The mountain rabbit was assigned a heavy responsibility to take care of these eggs, but was fooled by Yingcao's few words, and excitedly kicked his feet to respect the eggs. After saluting, he stared at the three eggs with his eyes wide open, stretched too hard, and the rabbit's eyes would fail after a while, so he squinted his eyes and patted the back of the magic frog, "Frog and frog help me first!" Look at it for a while, my eyes hurt." The magic frog rolled his eyes, but finally used his long tail to ring the three eggs together.

The monster of the magic frog is still trustworthy. Yingcao glanced at them and left them alone. She told Shuwu and them all her plans. He nodded and said, "As expected of the general, this means that the three armies have not moved, so food and grass go first. To conquer the world and create a monster empire, you must have enough food and strength."

Yingcao always felt that there was something wrong with the words "Shou Wu", and it seemed that there was no problem after careful tasting. The taste of Bodhidharma eggs is not bad, and it can be combined with a variety of foods. It has high nutritional value. Doesn't it take the stomach to conquer the world? Planning to spread it to the whole world, the two monsters talked about the future like this.

The magic lamp genie is keen to pour cold water on the firefly grass, "Speaking of which, do you know how to raise Dharma eggs?" A pair of eyes looked up and down the firefly grass, obviously they didn't believe that firefly grass could raise eggs at all.

Although this is a bit out of date, the magic lamp genie is telling the truth. Yingcao really has never raised Dharma eggs, and people who can pick watermelons can't grow melons. In this analogy, Yingcao who can pick eggs Isn't it normal to not know how to raise eggs?

But Yingcao insisted, "No way, I can learn!" Yingcao felt that she was smart, and she had never been a monster before, wouldn't she become a monster after spending two weeks in the Yin Yang dormitory?Although Qingming’s father’s comment to her was “It’s more like a human being than a monster, grass, you will make me very worried.” Yingcao still doesn’t quite understand what Qingming’s father is worried about. Well, it's better than counting money after being sold.

The magic lamp genie gave her a blank look, "Let's not talk about whether the Bodhidharma egg can reproduce, do you think the Bodhidharma egg is an animal or a plant? This is very different."

"Of course it's an animal! Look at this one that can move and laugh..." Yingcao shut her mouth before finishing her sentence. After thinking about it, when I was in the Yinyang Liao, I didn’t see where the Yinyang Liao raised Dharma eggs. I really don’t know what the mother’s body is. Every time I was notified to pick up the eggs, I lay neatly on the carriage. Qi, no more, no less, five eggs in one carriage, and nothing about the production date and specifications of the place of origin. Thinking about it this way, isn't Yingcao and the others just eating three-no products for several years?

Seeing that Yingcao's complexion was not good, the magic lamp elf was happy. He ran to the side of the three eggs and wanted to reach out to touch them, but was stared at fiercely by the mountain rabbit and withdrew his hand. He turned to Yingcao and said, " So let’s just kill and eat a few slices per person.”

"It's impossible," Yingcao retorted without thinking about the magic lamp fairy. After eating her last three eggs, she would lose all her remaining principal. She simply gritted her teeth, "No Do you have three? Why don't you just try it first." After speaking, he ignored the magic lamp genie who was salivating over the three eggs, and turned his head to give a few instructions to Shou Wu.

"Hey, hey, what are you going to try?" The magic lamp genie on the side was still on the side, hoping that Yingcao would change his mind, "If it is a plant, you will be miserable. The most famous plant is the ginseng fruit tree, which blooms 3000 times in 3000 years. It will bear fruit in one year, and it will mature in another 3000 years, so 9000 years have passed, how many rounds of fruit can you wait for?"

The first Wu got Yingcao's order to call the parasitic soul to go with the mountain rabbit on the side. After watching them leave, Yingcao turned to the magic lamp fairy and said, "This is impossible in 9000 years." The Bodhidharma eggs have never been broken. How can there be a steady stream of Dharma eggs every 9000 years?

And Yingcao is sure that the place where Yinyangliao raises Dharma eggs will not be too small, but it should not be too large. The land in the Heiankyo era was bought out by the big nobles. They are afraid of death and greedy for money. The land occupied by Yinyangliao It's all made up by patchwork. Give a large area of ​​land to breed Bodhidharma?I will definitely not do this loss-making business. Looking at Bodhidharma's wide body and fat body, the mother's body will definitely not be small. By analogy, Yingcao thinks it is unlikely that it is a plant. It should be the same as a domestic chicken. Eggy.

Hey, I only heard that if you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, you will not be afraid to travel all over the world, but you never thought that the most important thing to become a monster is to learn biology well.

Yingcao was a little worried that the magic lamp genie would eat it while she was not paying attention, so she picked up the hemp rope tied with the Dharma eggs and took them for a walk around the yard like a dog. When he came back, he was holding a long tree trunk with fresh leaves on it. He seemed to throw it at the feet of the lamp genie inadvertently. The lamp genie jumped back in fright. Wiping the sweat off his head, he said as if he had just discovered him, "Huh? You're here too."

There are some tools in the utility room next to the yard. When Yingcao rushed over with a chainsaw, she saw Shuwu and the magic lamp spirit staring at each other. They turned their faces away when they saw her coming.

Can two monsters who have lived at least hundreds of years not be as naive as Shantu?

Yingcao was a little speechless, and she didn't bother to care about them. She put the dandelion in her hand on the big bald head of the three eggs, and the face of Dharma egg suddenly became grim because of the unbearable weight. Yingcao took it with one hand. Holding the chainsaw, he stepped on the trunk with one foot and made gestures to judge the length.

Suddenly there was a crisp sound, and the three monsters in the yard looked towards the source of the sound in an instant. Shouwu reacted the fastest, and immediately blocked Yingcao, the thread in his hand whirled.

There was a young man over there, about seventeen or eighteen years old, with a western face and a pair of sky blue eyes, staring at them dumbfoundedly. Water glass with blue fat man.

This should be the human beings that the magic lamp genie said before. Yingcao quietly put her feet back on the ground, tidied up her disguise, and showed her figure, "Hello?"

"Hello," the young man looked at the little loli in front of him in disbelief at first, but soon thought of something, and returned to his normal expression. He bowed to Yingcao, raised his body and smiled slightly, showing the smile on his left cheek. "I am, I am an illusionist, Master Reborn sent me to assist you."

Yingcao nodded, introduced herself and then introduced Shuwu. The magic lamp genie was with them in the first place, and she probably didn't need her introduction, so Yingcao happily passed the magic lamp genie to look at Yingcao With the chainsaw in his hand, he asked in a very gentlemanly manner, "Do you need my help?"

Yingcao remembered the speed of the Vongola construction team, and the labor force delivered to the door was not in vain, "Then I will trouble you, I want to enclose a piece of land to raise some small things, can you help me make a wooden fence?"

He didn't think there was anything wrong with Yingcao asking a dignified illusionist to do carpentry, he nodded, loosened the tie of his suit, rolled up his sleeves to his forearm, "Happy to help."

As expected, Pengo Lie seemed to be used to this kind of thing, and with his help, the wooden railing was quickly completed, "You are really skilled." Yingcao couldn't help sighing.

"It's not bad." Seeing his finished product, he whistled with great satisfaction, "Balian's logistics team can be regarded as proficient in business, and everyone is very good at repairing things. To be honest, for a while, I was particularly worried that Assigned to Balian."

Yingcao was about to say a few words when she heard the mountain rabbit and the magic frog rushing in. A group of pheasants ran in in a panic. Hehehehe, the magic frog that moved in was actually carrying a huge wild boar on its back.

Shouwu hurriedly opened the wooden railing that had just been made, and drove all the pheasants in. Afterwards, Yingcao untied the hemp rope wrapped around the neck of Bodhidharma, and directly threw the three Bodhidharma Throwing them in together, the frightened pheasants flew wildly as soon as they entered. After a while, there were chicken feathers all over the yard, and one of the magic lamp genie's pigtails was also stained. He didn't think it was dirty. directly into the hair.

The untamed pheasants are still full of wildness. Some bold ones rushed forward with a push of their paws, and their bodies were still soaring in mid-air. The very docile Dharma egg is now even more fierce than it. With one mouth, it directly bit off half of the pheasant's feathers. After chewing twice, the eyebrows frowned, and spit out the bird's feathers.

The lamp genie found it interesting, so he ran to Yingcao and said, "Aren't you raising eggs instead of raising chickens?"

Yingcao glanced at the genie of the magic lamp, and said triumphantly, "This is the object-based teaching method, you can learn by watching." Yingcao pointed to the pheasants who shared half of the country with Dharma eggs, "Egg-laying," and Pointing to the little rabbits whose ears were held by the mountain rabbit, "Viviparous, there is always a suitable one for Dharma eggs."

The magic lamp genie held his stomach and laughed, so happy that tears came out of his eyes, "You have brought out all the basic methods of reproduction? Then I will wait to see your brood of Dharma eggs."

"Eggs should be raised according to the basic law," Yingcao said in a somewhat inscrutable way, thinking in her heart that if she couldn't do it, she could still sell chickens and rabbits as extra income. But it didn't show up at all, and pointed to the clump of wild flowers inside the circle and said, "I've also prepared plant ones for pollination, but I guess it won't be needed. Dharma eggs shouldn't be plants."

The magic lamp genie is still a little bit bottomless, and he is also very knowledgeable among monsters, "Then what if it is mitosis?"

"This is a problem." Yingcao pretended to find a leaf from the ground and handed it to the magic lamp genie. Seeing him staring at her in a daze, she said, "Tear it up, I have a task for you, tear it out every day. Show it to Bodhidharma." He also gave himself a serious reason, "There is no way to find the real thing, so let's make do with it."

The magic lamp genie didn't really tear it off, but pinched the leaf in his palm, pointed at the wild boar on the back of the magic frog, "Why do you need a wild boar if you have a rabbit? Do you have cubs?"

It happened that Shouwu walked by with a stack of firewood in his arms, and said, "No cubs, do you want to eat roast suckling pig?" Hearing this, the magic lamp elf cheered for joy, and took the opportunity to scatter the leaves in his hand. Like throwing it out, chasing after Shou Wu, "Of course I want to eat."

After a long time of teaching fireflies, there were no results, but the next day, the wild flower was gnawed upside down, not even letting go of the stems. At least I learned that Dharma eggs are vegetarian, which is worthy of celebration thing.