[Comprehensive] Youkai Reemployment Guide

The wild boar brought back by the magic frog was a surprise. After all, what Yingcao asked Shouwu to bring back some pheasants and rabbits, but Shouwu still quietly told Yingcao when setting up the fire, "This pig is I was stunned by the big head of the magic frog, so I brought the wild boar back along the way."

Yingcao looked at the big head, one-eyed, and long fangs of the magic frog. It was not really cute, but she remembered that this family was quite good-looking, and it was a bit stinky. The rabbit made a wreath, and after putting it on happily, he still had a sullen face, and said to the outside world with a bitter face, "There is no way, the little rabbit wants to weave a wreath for the old man, so the old man reluctantly put it on."

But I didn't expect Shantu to fall in love with this activity afterwards. Every shikigami in Yinyangliao received a love gift from Shantu. As a respected boss of Shantu, Yingcao herself has five different designs , of course Seimei's father also has it.Shantu compiled her two favorite colors into it, red→carrot, green→green grass, the red, green and green fields are not to mention how vivid, Qingming, who always pays attention to his own image, although the corners of his mouth twitched suspiciously, But he still squatted down unswervingly and asked the mountain rabbit to put it on for him, not to mention how conspicuous it was when participating in hunting battles.

Thinking of this, Yingcao asked her to tell her that she was a good boss who cared for her younger brother, so she had to learn how Qingming's father cared about others in every way.

However, for the roast suckling pig later, Yingcao had a bit of a problem. She had roasted food in the Yinyang liao, and made the yinyang liao so smoky. Yes, they were neatly placed on the plate one by one. She had never dealt with such a big wild boar.

The caring little cotton-padded jacket headless came on stage at this time. He took the big watermelon machete from before and cleaned it very skillfully and began to open the belly very skillfully. Yingcao was at the side and even only helped to deliver things. She looked at the honey in her hand and suddenly Thinking with hindsight, these guys seem to have taken them out for them. I have to say that he is really a very careful and thoughtful person. After silently preparing everything, he left silently. Yingcao will no longer be a monster. A human being was forcefully stuffed in the middle, and she silently planned to send a plate of meat after that.

The aroma of the roasted pig slowly came out, the outer layer of meat was golden yellow, Shouwu wiped the sweat off his face, a coal mark was drawn on the white face like this, no matter what After a while, it became a cat's beard. When the mountain rabbit saw it, she pointed at the head and laughed. She laughed so hard that she rolled backwards and rolled down the magic frog's tail, lying on her buttocks On the ground, covering her head and yelling, Yingcao finally couldn't help laughing.

The head who didn't understand what happened at all touched his face unconsciously, and the cat's whiskers became a mess, becoming the beard of the lamp elf, standing together with the parasitic soul and the lamp elf, like three brothers in a family , of course Shouwu is the best-looking one here.

Shouwu is very good at barbecue. He cut off the fattest pork with a knife and put it on a plate and handed it to Yingcao. He said with some embarrassment, "I haven't made barbecue for a long time, I hope you don't dislike it."

Yingcao nodded, the aroma of barbecue slowly penetrated into his nose, Yingcao picked up a piece with chopsticks and blew it, then put it in his mouth impatiently, Xiang Shouwu gave a thumbs up, and then he laughed, " The general taught me to do this. At that time, food and grass ran out again. This was the third time this month. The general sent us to hunt wild boars in the mountains. Luckily, we shot more than a dozen wild boars. The general and his The cronies kept one end, and the rest were distributed to the soldiers."

Seeing Yingcao looking at him motionless, Shouwu stopped his voice a little embarrassedly, touched the braids behind his head, and smiled a little shyly, it was only at this time that Yingcao realized that Shouwu's cheeks were so soft when he smiled. There are two small dimples on the side, "I said this is boring, right? Monsters don't seem to like recalling the past."

Yingcao shook her head, looked at Shou Wudao very seriously, "No, I really like hearing what you say."

Her eyes were so serious, and the leader was taken aback. After a long time, she said in a very nostalgic tone, "The majestic general on the battlefield has good cooking skills. Although he can only barbecue, it is really delicious, hot and delicious." The oil dripped down the golden and crispy skin, and the aroma of the barbecue made the mouth water. At that time, the soldiers would try their best to get closer, so that the aroma of the barbecue would linger on their clothes for a long time. , usually will soon be covered by the smell of blood."

Shouwu went on to talk about his general. Yingcao ate and listened, and occasionally stuffed a few slices of meat for Shouwu to eat. There was light in his eyes. Yingcao thought he would cry, but the light in his eyes became more and more intense. Liang did not disappear, his eyes were more like twinkling stars in the night sky.

After drinking and eating, Yingcao did not forget to give her a piece of meat. After receiving the meat, he obviously couldn't believe it, and then he thanked her very sincerely, and returned a small bottle of pickles. He quietly talked with Yingcao. Cao said, "When Lord Reborn opened the shrine in Huaguo, the shrine refused, and when the stalemate finally gave us a few bottles of pickles made by ourselves in the temple, it was opened in the name of this, But Reborn-sama doesn't like to eat and gave us all of it."

Yingcao is very happy, she hasn't eaten orthodox pickled vegetables for a long time, it's really good to serve with rice Firefly, at night, even if the stomach has been fed by the barbecue and the undigested firefly is still very happy to eat a bowl of rice with pickled vegetables and vinegared radish, the mountain rabbit does not like pickled vegetables but likes vinegar very much Carrots, I gnawed several radishes, but Yingcao didn't give them to her because she was afraid that she wouldn't be able to digest them.

At the dinner table, Yingcao couldn't control herself and began to talk about the mountains. After telling the beautiful vision of Dharma eggs all over the mountains and plains, she slapped the table with her small hand, and all the monsters on the table stared at her. Promised, "Later, let's eat a Dharma egg and throw one away."

Shantu was the most face-saving, and her reaction was faster than Shouwu's. She took the lead in applauding, and then there were a few sparse applause, and she shamelessly made a request, "Then I want to eat Black Dharma, that tastes the best." I picked the rarest one in one bite.

As she spoke, she still stared at Yingcao expectantly. She had already said the words, so she couldn’t go back on her word, so Yingcao could only say with a heartbroken face, “Well, it’s all up to you, and you can eat whatever you want.” I ate 80 Wan’s dowry, and Hei Dharma was booked, Yingcao really felt that Shantu was more vampire princess than Vampire Ji, Shantu’s head spontaneously put on the title of Pipitu, Yingcao completely forgot that it was her own bragging. In the sky, you hit yourself when you hit it.

Even the leader who has always believed in Yingcao did not have great confidence in this being able to put it into production. He himself thought that he would go to the flower and bird roll to exchange a few Dharma eggs to make Yingcao happy. Happy, but the mountain rabbit influenced by grandma obviously has great confidence in Mr. Yingcao, and runs to the wooden fence three times a day to watch the Dharma egg grow up. Being stared at by the green eyes of the mountain rabbit, Dharma Not only did the egg not get fat, but it lost weight. The fat gourd-shaped Dharma eggs were all half a circle smaller. The black Dharma who was the most stalked was so frightened that he dug a hole and buried himself. It was affected by the behavior of the mountain rabbit who buried them in the hole before, and it probably thought that the hole was the safest. This surprised Yingcao, and it took a long time to pull out the black dharma from the soil. .

At this point, a sign was hung next to the wooden fence, "Mountain Rabbit Forbidden". If the Mountain Rabbit wanted to see how the Dharma eggs grow, they could only ask the magic frog to come and see.

On the second day, Shouwu came to find Yingcao.

"You want me to fight for territory?" Yingcao was laying on the ground idly. On the TV was an interview with the popular rock singer Kurama. This singer only debuted for a month but was well received. The preparations for reborn were really full, even on TV. I bought one, it was the latest LCD, and Yingcao, who hadn’t watched TV for a long time, has been stuck here for the past two days, addicted to TV and unable to extricate herself.

Shouwu doesn't have much interest in TV, he still has the ancient conservative in his bones, he can't see naked clothes, let alone the smoky makeup on the pommel horse's face, "Do you like this?" Seeing this, he Immediately became alert, he was very worried that Yingcao would go back with this makeup if she couldn't think about it, so should he be admonishing or always supporting?

Yingcao was stunned for a moment, and looked at the face of the pommel horse on TV, "No, I just felt a kind of big tengu's unique breath from his face." She tilted her head and thought for a while, "It's so strange, Obviously it should be a human being, and the hairline is not high."

Seeing that Yingcao was not interested in the dress of the pommel horse, Shouwu put the matter aside. Monsters generally distinguish the same kind by their evil aura, and there is no smell coming from the TV, so Shouwu has no way to judge. He squinted his eyes After reading it for a while, I gave up, and then remembered the previous topic, "Yes, I asked Shantu and them, there are other monsters on the nearby mountains."

Yingcao is a very law-abiding monster. Although monsters like to occupy territory, Yingcao herself has no intention of occupying the mountain and becoming king. The leader has fully understood how unmotivated Yingcao is as a general, but at any rate She was chosen by myself as the chief general, and Shou Wu still planned to push her on the back, and he was very proficient, "We have Dharma eggs in our yard, and the monsters will like the taste very much."

Before Yingcao had finished listening, she mentioned Dandelion aggressively. Her brows were tightly frowned, and as soon as she released her demonic aura, she felt like an ancient beast roaring, "Let's go!"

Now that they are all monsters, let’s talk about the value of force. Yingcao completely left behind her label of being a law-abiding and good citizen. For those who dare to touch my eggs, she wiped the dandelion stems open. Feng's knife was polished sharply, and all this was annihilated in her murderous back.

Talked to the magic lamp spirit with dandelions, and after he promised to take good care of his three eggs, Yingcao took the mountain rabbit head to fight the country, and the parasitic soul at the end of the team was purely to make up for the number Otherwise, Yingcao's Hyakki Yakō is too chilling. Although the four monsters can't be called Hyakki Yakō, this is barely the first action of Yingcao, and it is still very memorable. of.

The rumors of the three-meter-high, solid big hammer, and eight-pack abs in Bingsheng Town began. There is no way, even if you are defeated, a little girl is different from a giant, even if it is a monster It's also about saving face, it's just that Yingcao is suffering, no monster can use force to make her submit, but the rumors make her suffer unspeakably.

It's really a cute girl with no A on the two lumps of flesh on her chest. Yingcao heard rumors that her chest muscles are as big as a basketball. She really wanted to cry for them to see, so that she completely gave up on herself in the end, and even made some Disguising, she completely turned into the legendary appearance outside, but this brought her a lot of convenience.