[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Uchiha Sasuke

The boss in the mouth was only a three-point injury, but now you have made it a seven-point injury.

After I used superpowers to release the man who had been stuck in the air conditioner, his head was broken, and the blood slipped down mixed with the honey that was almost yellow in the color of feces. It was even more disgusting.

Kondo didn't care about his state at the moment, he wiped his face, and waved enthusiastically at Shinpachi, "Yo, brother Yu is here too."

Shinpachi yelled: "Who is your younger brother, it's disgusting, you perverted stalker star."

The man with inverted V-shaped bangs noticed me. He squinted his eyes, frowned, and said in a tone of disapproval: "Although reading comics is a hobby, it's not good to be too addicted." , will become curly-haired trash."

I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense.

Yinshi heard the sarcasm hidden in his words, and immediately sarcastically said: "Hey, JUMP is the romance of countless men, better than the hopeless dog addicted to mayonnaise, really..."

Unbearable, I forcibly used superpowers to shut up the group of people successfully. At the same time, I also stopped the girl who was fumbling around and raised her hand and wanted to use brute force to break off the joystick of the time machine.

These guys really give me a headache.I can hear the voices of everyone 200 meters away, and I have been used to this kind of noise for a long time.However, the bickering between these guys is as disturbing as mosquitoes buzzing in your ears when you are asleep late at night. Are the people talking more powerful than the other in this drama?

I sighed in pain, looked at them who were wary of me, and said, "Can you go out now?"

Alright, now is my chance to leave here with the Seal of Thunder God. Maybe the order of seals was wrong just now, otherwise how could I not be able to seal...

They couldn't let me form a seal quietly. After seeing my super power, these guys became more noisy than before.If I hadn't dodged neatly, my forehead guard might have been taken off by Kagura.There is also Okita Sougo who appeared out of nowhere, this ghostly guy slashed at me with a samurai sword as an excuse with an innocent face.

In desperation, I could only explain my experience in simple language, and they all fell into silence...

Gintoki: "So it turns out that the animation of the psychic and the Fire X Ninja animation are the same company. They agreed to support each other in the late-night file, and Ah Yin was cheated. Damn it. In order to compensate Ah Yin for advertising sincerely, are you Shouldn't you give Ah Yin a whole box of strawberry milk."

I don't have strawberry milk myself, will I give it to you?

"Tch, aren't you a superpower? You can change it in a blink of an eye."

What do you think of superpowers? Have you ever seen me conjuring coffee pudding?

After some conversation, I waved my hand to let them leave, and Hijikata and Kondo also left the time machine consciously.Okita Sougo held a samurai sword and smiled maliciously: "Oh, I really want to see whether the super power is faster or my sword is faster."

Okita Sougo swung the samurai sword with a clear light, and when his sword was about to hit me, his samurai fell to the side with an irresistible force.

Okita Sougo clicked his tongue, said something boring and left.

Now, only the trio from Master House are left.

I looked at them blankly, hoping they would have a sense of self-awareness, uh, so far, they haven't.

Yinshi looked at me as if he saw a rich man waiting to be slaughtered. Since they looked at me too much like a kidnapper, I couldn't help thinking whether to "please" them to leave this time machine?

Yinshi rubbed his hands like a farmer, looked at me with a lost smile, and fawned: "A superpower, hehehe, for the sake of the same animation, Ah Yin will help you find a way to go back. .As for the remuneration, just make it 5000 million."

I don’t even have 5000 million. Are you asking me to rob banks by myself?

Seeing that my refusal was obvious, Kagura and Gintoki immediately bit their ears, "Gin-chan, this superpower is probably a fake, he must be a deep-seated cosplayer Sasuke Aru."

Do you have to bite your ears at a volume that I can hear?

"When I really can't think of a way, I'll entrust you with Wanshiwu,"

I was really powerless to complain, so I had to make such a compromise decision. After all, I did realize that they really wanted to help me.

"Also, aren't you going to catch the unicorn?"

I looked at the backs of them leaving in the dust, and turned back to fiddle with the time machine. This animation is really terrible, even scarier than the fire movie set.

Gintama World ([-])

The big headache for me is that I can no longer form the seal of Thunder God Jutsu. To be precise, since I lost Chakra, I can't use any ninjutsu.If I were still staying in the world of Hokage at this moment, I guess there would be no fluctuations in my heart, and I might even have a hint of laughter.However, I am in the world of Soul X!

I studied all the programs in the time machine with a blank face, to see if I could activate some useful programs that would allow me to get out of here.

Oh, it didn't work.

Time passed quickly, and the two groups of people who went to catch the unicorn came back without success. Not only did they return in vain, Yin Shi was also charged with trampling on the general's pet unicorn.

I looked expressionlessly at the man who was holding my thigh and was crying and refusing to let go. While crying, he wanted to wipe his tears and snot on my trouser legs. Immediately, I used superpowers to keep him away from me .

Thankfully, I can't use ninjutsu, and my superpowers are still there.

But isn't it even weirder?With Uchiha Sasuke's body, ninjutsu can't be used; without Saiki Kusuo's body, there are still superpowers.

My lord, you are really full of malice towards me.

"Kusuo Ameng, since we are all in the same company, please help me to return the life of General Unicorn."

Hey, it sounds like I trampled the general's pet to death, and don't call me Kusuo Ameng.

"Ayin is the seed champion who is the most suitable candidate for husband for three consecutive times. If she is cut into seppuku like this, thousands of girls will cry to death. Don't you have the heart to drown the whole Edo with the tears of girls?"

Oh, but I'm not one of thousands of girls.

"The Kusuo god..."

This guy has already made a sacrificial pilgrimage to me, just like a great jumping god.

I'm so entangled by silver time that I can't help it. Bring insects back to life?Just kidding, how is it possible, I am not omnipotent.I thought about it for a while, and came up with a way. I gave Yinshi a can of powerful gold powder, and asked him to go to a unicorn about the size of the general's pet, and then sprinkle the gold powder on it, to make a fool of himself.

Although this method is indeed a little old-fashioned, it is better than they have no way to communicate, Yin Shi kept mumbling and left.As for whether the general can find out, that's their business.

In the evening, Yinshi knocked on the door of my time machine again. To be precise, my door was kicked open by him again.

I looked at Yinshi blankly, why, I can't pay the job, did the general find out?

He seemed to realize what I wanted to say, scratched the back of his head, and muttered: "Leave this kind of thing to the tax thieves. Anyway, Ah Yin has done his best, and seppuku is their business."

Hey, shirking responsibility like this is not what a qualified adult does, take responsibility for me.

"Okay, I just want to ask you if you want to go to Ah Yin's Wanshiwu for help. Anyway, looking at you like this, you won't be going back in a short time. As for the rent, just charge you 100 million a night. gone."

Heh, with this money, I might as well go directly to a five-star hotel.

I waved my hand at him, indicating that I had no such intention.

Yinshi shrugged, he touched here and poked there in the time machine, and deliberately said in a relaxed tone: "In this kind of forest, at night, there are probably a lot of bugs."

I glared at him, and he whistled, his red pupils looking away.

Since you have invited me so sincerely, then I will go.

……

When I arrived at Yinshi's Wanshiwu, I realized what kind of thoughts this guy had in mind. Didn't he sincerely invite me to stay at his house?

Yin Shi beamed and pointed at the TV: "Yes, yes, there is this broken TV. Every time Ah Yin watches the anchor of Yuye, he has to pat the TV's butt to play the picture."

The smelly refrigerator, the door that was kicked down, the sofa bitten by his pet Dingchun, and now a TV is added, completely, I am here to do repair work.

I looked at him with dead eyes, Yin Shi picked his nose, and looked at me with the same dead eyes: "Hey, hey, don't be listless for such a young child, it's pretty good that Ah Yin doesn't charge you for your accommodation Okay? Look, how a high-spirited Hokage and popular character is made by you, thousands of girls will cry, okay?"

I sighed in pain and resigned myself to help him fix the TV.

The light bulbs on the ceiling cast soft and warm orange light faintly, and there is a huge rice cooker on the small coffee table, full of freshly steamed white rice overflowing with fragrance.Compared with the rice, the dishes were pitifully few, a tomato scrambled egg, a pickle, and an unidentified black object emitting purple gas.

Kagura couldn't wait to pick up the bowl and put the rice into her mouth desperately. I roughly calculated that she almost finished eating with a probability of 1 minute