[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Uchiha Sasuke

A bowl of rice, really, won't you choke?

Gintoki and Shinpachi faced the unknown black object and their bodies were trembling unconsciously, even the hands holding the chopsticks were trembling.

I glanced at the woman kneeling next to Shinpachi with a gentle smile, she is Shinpachi's older sister, her brown eyes glowed softly, she glanced at Shinpachi and Gintoki with a smile, and asked : "Why, don't you want to eat?"

"Eat, eat, eat, yes, Bazai, eat more."

Yinshi suddenly caught a black unknown object, oh, it is said to be a burnt egg

Shinpachi shook, as if he had made up his mind, he picked up the egg and put it in his mouth. Within a minute, Shinpachi foamed at the mouth and fell down.

KO.

Wait, why is there such a narration?

I looked sympathetically at Xinpachi, whose hands and feet were twitching, Yinshi's upper body, and immediately threw down the chopsticks in his hand, took down the glasses on Xinpachi's nose, and wailed: "Bazai, why did you leave me behind? I, the white-haired man, send the black-haired man."

Forget it, you have silver hair.

A Miao's eyes swept away, her eyes fell on me, she smiled and said: "Little brother, won't you eat?"

I thought about it and said, "My name is Sasuke Uchiha."

"Okay, little brother Sasuke, don't you want to eat?"

No, can you remove the little brother?

Just eat it, I picked up a piece of egg with my chopsticks and burned it, Gintoki was no longer acting, his red pupils instantly widened and stared at me, crawled over and grabbed my empty left hand and shook it vigorously.

"Although you can't go back for the time being, you don't have to think about it, you will see Santuchuan after eating it."

"It's so noisy." A Miao took out a knife from nowhere and swept the silver.

It seems that you are going to see Santuchuan more than me.

"Miss A Miao's fried eggs can only be appreciated by me."

I left the cushion without changing my face, and watched a certain Kondo orangutan who had been hiding on the ceiling being beaten by A Miao. He really got his wish to taste A Miao's fried eggs.Because A Miao had already smashed a plate of eggs on his face.

Oh, you ask me why I didn't tell them earlier that there was an orangutan hiding in the ceiling.

I just think they will find out sooner or later, it's not because they want to watch the excitement, no.

I watched them quarreling together, Yinshi had just recovered, and Dingchun's mouth sucked his whole head in, the small indoor laughter (heavy fog) continued, and the floor seemed to be unable to bear their lively energy. shaking.

I took advantage of the chaos and walked out. I was not considered hungry. As a person with superpowers, I could not drink or eat for a week.

The crescent moon hung obliquely in the sky as if blown by the wind, and the cold glow of the crescent moon fell on the outside corridor, and the ground was like a layer of frost, white and bright.And the Kabukicho below, the neon lights are bright, bright as day.There were people coming and going on the street, some drunks, some samurai with bamboo hats and knives passing by in a hurry, it was very lively.

Just as I was about to go downstairs, I heard the sound of the door being opened. Kagura walked up to me. She whistled and asked, "Second Assistant, where are you going?"

I:……

"Sasuke."

"Second Zuo, where are you going?"

Gritting his teeth, "Sasuke."

I really don't want to correct my name anymore, let her go.

"Just walk around."

Kagura: "Don't wander around at this time. At night, there will be human traffickers who will capture handsome teenagers and force him to sell himself in a ladyboy shop, and some will use ropes to whip Alu."

Hey, you just said something incredible.

The corner of my mouth twitched, I looked at the girl helplessly, and asked, "Who taught you this?"

"Huh?" Kagura looked at me in surprise, and after realizing it, she pouted, "This queen is a genius."

I sighed a long time, you know, it is really scary for Kugimiya Rie to say these words with such a cute voice that makes otaku go crazy.

I pointed to the corner of her mouth and said, "There are rice grains at the corner of your mouth."

Kagura wiped it with her hand, and she said, "Well, for the sake of your homelessness, the queen of Kabukicho will take you to be jealous of Konbu."

Vinegar kombu?kelp?I seem to remember that Shikamaru liked to eat this thing.

At this time, Gintoki also came out, and he gave me and Kagura [-] yen each, and said: "Assistant, remember to watch Kagura, don't let her touch anything, Ah Yin has no money to pay, Ah Yin doesn't want to sell a kidney."

I took the money and looked at it seriously under the moonlight.

Yinshi: "Hey, what are you looking at? It can't be fake. Be careful, Yin, I'll beat you up."

"See if there is an anti-counterfeiting mark."

"You want to be beaten, don't you?"

"Kidding."

People on the road cast their gazes at me frequently, and Kagura became excited all of a sudden.Carrying her huge umbrella, she approached the passers-by with a ferocious expression, wearing sunglasses she took out from nowhere and said with a hideous face: "Hey, what are you looking at, do you country bumpkins want to die?" ?”

I:……

It's strange that others don't look at my face more often.

Using superpowers, she forced Kagura to a dark corner where no one was around. Kagura clasped her hands on her chest and stepped back again and again. She shook her head and yelled frantically, "No, don't come here, If you come here again, I will shout, Kagura will not succumb to super powers, Aru..."

As a girl with the voice of Rie Kugimiya, what are you thinking about?

Heart tired, in addition to heart tired, or heart tired.

I used superpowers to turn myself into a girl simply because Kagura is a girl.There is no other reason besides becoming a girl and walking with her more harmoniously, nor is it because of seeing women in a roadside dessert shop for 50 yen for a mousse cake.

Kagura circled around me in surprise, "Oh, so it's Sako."

Hey, the lines are on the set.

Maybe it's because at night, real girls are afraid of getting fat, and there are not many people in the dessert shop.I lined up with Kagura, facing the mango-flavored mousse cake, I couldn't help but feel a little bit better after my terrible mood.

However, no, I watched indifferently as Okita Sougo and Kagura, who came from nowhere, fought, and the cannon barrel that Okita Sougo was carrying accidentally went off...

I was in a bad mood and wanted to kill someone.

Gintama World ([-])

I watched blankly as all the cakes fell to the ground and shattered into pieces. The lady in the cake shop hid aside in fear. The culprit followed Kagura in a fight.

I silently moved forward, pushed Kagura away, and pressed Sougo Okita's face into the pile of broken cakes on the ground at a speed that Okita couldn't reach.

In this case, lick me clean, bastard.

Okita Sougo's extremely cold voice came out, "I'm going to kill you, bastard."

Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of his hand touching his waist and was about to draw the knife, so I quickly let go of his head, and neatly hid aside when the cold clear light passed by.

Kagura naturally didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, she grinned and clapped her hands: "Hehe, Sako is really amazing, the tax thief just needs to be dealt with."

Maybe it was because I abused Sougo Okita, the depression that had been accumulated in my heart dissipated a lot in an instant, and my emotions calmed down somewhat.

If eyes can kill, Okita Sougo's eyes can turn into a sharp blade and kill me by Ling Chi.He wiped off the sticky cake on his face bit by bit with his fingers, staring at me with reddish corners.

Okita Sougo said seemingly calmly: "Sows lacking sex will indeed attack people. For the safety of the people, I don't mind teaching you a lesson. Remember to thank me~"

He said with a long ending, and the sudden clear light was shaking. I kicked a stool to block the samurai sword swung by Sougo Okita, and he continued to chase me with the sword.It has to be said that as a samurai, his sword is extremely fast, and in the world of Hokage, his strength is also impressive.

Seeing that I kept avoiding his knife, Sougo Okita raised his eyebrows and sneered, "What's the matter, will sows be afraid too?"

Kagura, who has always been at odds with Sougo Okita, immediately defended the calf: "Tax thief, come on, Sako, come on, get rid of this shaking S tax thief."

Okita Sougo showed a meaningful smile, and he said in a drawn-out tone, "So it's Sako."

I was in a daze, and couldn't help but wonder, did I stay in the world of Hokage for too long?When will I not be as afraid of getting into trouble as I used to be, and I will fight with people.

At the moment when I was distracted, Sougo Okita swung his knife down, and I picked up a fork to hold his knife.When he saw this, his eyes lit up with excitement, and the force of the blade that was pressing over him couldn't help but increase.

It would be nice if you knocked him out and erased his memory.

"Hey, Zou Wu, this bastard, is here to cause trouble again."

Sougo Okita said without turning his head: "Oh, Mr. Hijikata finished patrolling the streets so quickly. He must be lazy. Mr. Hijikata, who is lazy and not responsible, should hurry up and do seppuku."

Hijikata Shirō howled angrily: "Zou Wu, you bastard, stop quickly, you should be the one who destroys citizens' property, you should give me seppuku, bastard."

Okita Sougo clicked his tongue in disappointment, and put away the samurai|sword.

Ok, now we can go back.

I was just about to go back, and besides the Shinsengumi, there was a real man with a samurai hairstyle blocking the door, surrounded by people from the Shinsengumi, whose identities were clearly revealed.

General.

What he was thinking at this moment was, what a pity, he wanted to buy cakes for Cheng Ye, and the shop was destroyed.

Yes, it was your subordinate who did it, let him apologize quickly.

I passed those people in the Shinsengumi, forced to pull, and wanted to fight with Sougo Okita