[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Uchiha Sasuke

Looking at his arms with strong biceps, he wanted to lift the dumbbells.But I didn't know what to think of, and made a pose to me, the kind of pose that men usually show off their muscles.

Extremely hot eyes.

I:……

Did he have some misconceptions about masculinity.

Maybe it was my indifferent attitude that stimulated him, his resolute eyes froze for a moment, and there was a trace of tears in the corner of his eyes.

I:……

This is the style of a general in a normal X-soul, isn't it?

Tokugawa Shigemo clenched his left hand and punched the palm of his right, as if he suddenly realized.Then, he started taking off the cloak coat over his kimono, which wasn't enough.He took off the kimono, pants, shoes and socks, leaving only the triangular white panties.

Are you the fuck playing hooligans in front of girls you like?

I was so excited that I almost smashed the whole table in his face.

"Okay."

I panicked and showed Erkang's hand, preventing him from taking off the only fabric left on his body.

The general said with some embarrassment: "The general has been wearing sports briefs for generations."

To shut up.

Still couldn't help it, I poured a bowl of tea on his face at once, which made the classic TV drama episodes appear on the set of Soul X.

The general may have been stunned by me, and he couldn't help muttering again: "The general's family has been filled with infantry for generations."

Do you really want to try my majesty, bastard.

I was afraid that if I really got along with him, I would not be able to resist hitting the general, so I opened the door and walked out to breathe a sigh of relief.

Walking out of the room, the rooms here are all connected, and the door of one room is not closed. Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of a scene that shocked me.

Kondo, the boss of the Shinsengumi, was dressed in a very formal dress and sat kneeling. Next to him was Matsudaira Katakuritora who just threatened me to have a blind date with the general. On the opposite side of him was an orangutan, one of which was particularly large, wearing a female kimono And there is a pink flower pinned on her head.

Suddenly, the huge female orangutan's face glowed red, her face was black and red, and she smiled at Kondo opposite, revealing a large row of white and neat teeth.

I:……

It's an illusion, it must be an illusion, why would someone come to have a blind date with an orangutan?

Matsudaira Katurihu saw me sharply, and the ruffian waved to me, "Miss Sako, how are you getting along with the young general?"

Not so good, I think I'm staying with your young general, and your young general will probably become a young general who doesn't even have infantry.

Kondo, who had been tense all the time, seemed to see a savior, and said excitedly: "Little general... Is the general here? As a subordinate, I have to say hello to him. It's really rude."

Matsudaira Pianlihu said gloomyly: "Did you just say young general?"

"No, no, you heard it wrong." Kondo shook his head in denial, "I'm going to ask the general."

Matsudaira Kata Lihu took out his m1911 from the back, held the gun and fired at Kondo, sparks shot down, and every bullet passed Kondo's body, "You just stay here Here, nowhere is allowed."

I looked at Kondo's aggrieved appearance, and I felt sympathy in my heart. It's really pitiful.Sorry, I really thought you had given up on yourself just now, and you really regarded yourself as an orangutan, and came to have a blind date with the mother orangutan to reproduce.

I glanced at Kondo with pitiful eyes, and closed the door for him considerately. When the door was about to close, Kondo stretched out Erkang's hand, "Miss Sako, please don't get me wrong, I'm not on a blind date... ah... Don't come here..."

Listening to the wailing inside, I sighed, I will pray for you, and pray that your blind date will be successful.

Walking through the corridor, I arrived at the house on the other side. I turned around in the inner court, and a hammer flew past me. I looked in the direction the hammer came from.

Yin Shi squatted on the eaves against the scorching sun and raised a hand towards me, he smiled viciously, "Oh, Miss Sako."

Seeing no one around, I used my superpower to fly the hammer towards Yinshi. Yinshi stretched out his hand and grabbed the hammer firmly, saying, "Adolescent children, it's okay to have a little hobby." It's harmless, even if you are exposed, you should bravely admit it, this is the correct mentality that a child should have when growing up. Don't worry, you still look good in women's clothing, and you killed a bunch of women's clothing bosses in seconds..."

The bamboo leaves that were blown down by the wind and floated in the sky were like sharp arrows and galloped towards Yinshi. Yinshi picked up the hammer and slapped off all the bamboo leaves one by one smoothly. What brought disaster to the city was, The roof he had worked so hard to fix was broken and tiles rained down on the other side.

What followed was a familiar wailing sound.

Gintoki and Kagura lay on the roof to look at the situation on the other side, "Ah, there are two orangutans."

I also walked to the other side, and Kondo, who was explaining to Gintoki Kagura that this huge female orangutan was his pet, panicked at my appearance.He winked at me and told me not to say anything.

I gestured to him to reassure him, don't worry, I won't gossip.Because, the two of them have seen through your tricks a long time ago, they are just playing tricks on you.

I watched Kondo hastily thought of many ways to make amends, trying to get away with it, while the two little devils, Gintoki and Kagura, were completely teasing the orangutan princess.

The orangutan princess has a good temper, and I heard her heartbeat, all of which were barrages praising Kondo.He didn't care about Kondo's little rude behavior, but kept praising Kondo for his masculinity.

Uh, Kondo, you should follow, anyway, you are also a princess.

After Kondo's actions, the female orangutan was still angry, she ran away and threw Gintoki and Kondo out.The gaze of the female orangutan passed over me, and she swept over with a big wave of her palm.

To my shock, the general swooped in from the other side and pushed me away, only to be swept aside viciously by the mother.

Too bad, if something happens to the general, my crime will directly change from refusing the general's courtship to killing the general, which may not even involve seppuku.

I used superpowers to force the frantic female orangutan to stop her raging behavior, and hurried to the other side to see if the general was injured.Both the general and Yinshi flew to another room, and there, A Miao was taken away.

Facing the heartbroken Shinpachi and Kondo, I couldn't help but say, "It was a woman who took A Miao away."

"What are you talking about? Didn't you see that man dressed as a samurai and wearing a saber?" Xin Baji said with tears in his eyes.

Have you ever heard of cross-dressing?juvenile

Yinshi got up from the ground, he patted the dust on his body, and pointedly said: "Actually, Bazai, think about it, some people who look like teenagers can become women, so, on the surface, you can see It’s not necessarily true. I think that person just now is a shemale.”

Do you want to die?

I didn't want to talk to them anymore. I walked over to see the general's condition, and he said softly to me, "Miss Sako, are you okay?"

I shook my head, "What about you?"

"Nothing."

Gintoki winked at me as if he had discovered a new world, and smiled wretchedly, "It's amazing, Miss Sako, to be able to have a blind date with the general. Tsk tsk, looking at the situation, it's almost a home run."

Do you, really, want to die?

The general got up, and he explained to Shinpachi that the person who just appeared was really a girl, Yagyu Kouweibing.The Yagyu family was the only one that was allowed to wear samurai swords. The Yagyu nine guards inherited the ancestral business from an early age, and a girl was raised by the family as a boy.

After the commotion had been quelled, the general and I returned to the tearoom where we had been, and he also put on his clothes.

"Sorry, you're a nice guy."

Tokugawa Momo, who was issued a good person card by me, changed his previous ghost painting style. Unexpectedly, he smiled at me generously and joked: "Is this the legendary good person card?"

I am silent.

He smiled indifferently, with inexplicable emotions surging in his eyes.

He sent me back to the bottom of Wanshiwu. He thought about it and said, "Actually, I wanted to make friends with you today, but Songping misunderstood me. I apologize to Songping and some of my rude actions."

I shook my head at him to show that I didn't mind. I lifted my foot and wanted to leave, and a thought flashed in my mind.

"You're very manly."

The general froze for a moment, then smiled again, nodded slightly at me and left.

……

The next day, Gintoki and Shinpachi went out to Yagyu's house to kick the gym. I said I didn't want to go, so I fiddled with my time machine again.

Surprisingly, I saw Sorasuke, and he still maintained the appearance of Yakushitou.

"Where did you go?"

Sorasuke tightened his hands while fiddling with the time machine, his complexion turned ugly and his eyes were cold.

His voice was extremely cold, and it could be said that he squeezed out the words from his teeth, "Just now came from a perverted world."

Sorasuke looked like he didn't want to say more, and I wasn't interested in continuing to ask.Soon, Sorasuke fiddled with the time machine, and unexpectedly, I also found that my chakra can also be used.

"Are you sure you are connected to the program from our original world?"

Regarding my question, Assistant Kong waved his hand and said, "It depends on the situation."

As a scientist, where is the rigorous attitude of your scientific research?

It was like walking in a tunnel, when I opened my eyes again after a long period of darkness.

I'm back.

Oh, and when I said back I was referring to the world of Naruto.

return to the past

Holding a basket of clothes, I came down from the second floor and went to