[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Uchiha Sasuke

Kagura left.

When I passed the general, I heard an oh hoo unexpectedly.

What's the matter, is there a beautiful girl who is blessed by God like Teruhashi-san in this world?

"Well, girl, what's your name?"

Oh, I actually came across such a cliché plot of strike-up on the spot.

"Hey hey, Xiaomao, did you fall in love with Sako?"

Kagura also refused to leave, she covered her mouth with one hand, held the general with the other elbow, and smiled meanly: "What's the matter, I want to marry Sako as a general..."

Shut me up!

I forced Kagura to shut up, and when I glanced at the general.From the very beginning, when the man with firm eyes met my gaze, his eyes were dull for a few seconds, and the astringency gradually surfaced in his eyes, and his face was slowly stained with crimson.

Are you fucking kidding me?

……

Yinshi received the job early in the morning, and the three-person team of Wanshiwu went out to repair someone else's roof wearing straw hats for sun protection.Before leaving, Gintoki asked me to help him clean the house. This guy is getting more and more interested in me, a person with superpowers.

In desperation, I had no choice but to use superpowers to help him clean the house. At this time, the crisp bell rang.

Glancing towards the entrance, the shadow of the outsider was reflected on the door, tall and tall.Yinshi was not at home, and during the few seconds I was hesitating whether to open the door, the doorbell rang again hastily, as if I was kicking in without opening the door.

In desperation, I could only run over to open the door for him.

The target was a man in his fifties. He was wearing the same trench coat as the Shinsengumi, with sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and a cigarette in his mouth. He gave the impression of a hooligan and a ruffian.

He puffed out a puff of smoke ring and raised his chin, and asked arrogantly, "Where's Sakata Gintoki?"

Talk to people and look people in the eye, asshole.

"Going out to work."

"What a coincidence." Maybe because of my age, this snarky man's attitude softened a bit. He thought about it for a while, "Does Miss Sako live here?"

I couldn't help using the hand that was holding the door frame, and there was a crisp sound, and there were cracks on the door frame.Before the man's eyes looked over, I restored the door frame without any trace.

"She doesn't live here."

"That's it." The man took the cigarette from his mouth, he sighed, and the pungent smoke overflowed, "What a coincidence."

It's really not a coincidence, let's go quickly.

He pondered for a while, and with a flick of his hand, the trench coat was made to rattle.A m1911 gun suddenly appeared in his hand, and the bullet flew past my cheek, leaving a hole in the wall behind.

"What a coincidence." The eyes under the sunglasses stared at me, and he spit out such a sentence again.

"If you can't find Zuozi to give the general a blind date, then demolish the house of all things."

you win.

"Wait downstairs, I'll call Miss Sako."

……

The breeze passed through the gaps in the bamboo, and the bamboo leaves rustled, and the slender bamboo leaves whirled and floated in mid-air.The bamboo tube was filled with water and lost its balance, and there was a short and crisp sound on the rocks. The half-slanted sunlight entered the room majestically, giving half of the room a warm sun.In the room, boiling water was boiling and gurgling. Apart from these sounds, there was no sound in the huge space.

The man sitting opposite quietly grinds the tea leaves finely. In my opinion, grinding the tea leaves is noisy and boring, but he is meticulously performing the movements in his hands.He gave me the feeling that he was like an unsheathed knife, even in the scabbard, the whole person was still sharp.

A general is a general, he is also proficient in the complex and ancient tea art, and his movements are skillful and elegant. He handed me the tea bowl.I took the tea bowl respectfully with both hands and nodded my thanks.Afterwards, he turned the tea bowl three times, pointed the patterned side at the general, held the tea bowl in one hand, and held the tea lid in the other hand to gently shake off the finely divided tea leaves on it.

The freshly brewed tea was still very hot, so I took a sip and put the tea bowl back on the table.

The general didn't seem too hot, he quickly finished a bowl of tea, if it wasn't for the redness behind his ears and the fluctuating emotions I felt, I really thought he didn't think the tea was hot.

Hey, no way, you are a general, shouldn't you have three thousand beauties?A scumbag with clear eyes like Tosuka is better at picking up girls than a general like you.

"Tokugawa Momo." He said out of the blue, as if he was startled, and then he repeated, "Tokugawa Momo."

"Sako."

"Oh, Sako." He unconsciously read another sentence.

The air became silent again, the general's eyes remained firm, but his eyes would drift to my side, and then quickly look elsewhere.

I:……

It's a terrible blind date experience, it's better to refuse to speak clearly earlier, and go back earlier.By the way, if you refuse the general, will you be cut into seppuku?

The general clapped his hands, and three attendants walked in. They held a wooden tray with exquisite patterns in their hands, and various desserts appeared on the tray impressively.Coffee pudding, mousse cakes of various flavors, fruit box cakes, colorful macarons...

Desserts were all over the table, and the general handed me a silver fork.

He smiled, "I heard last night that you got into a fight with Shinsengumi's Sougo Okita over the cake, I'm sorry, I don't know which one you like to eat, so..."

are you an angelFor the sake of these desserts, I will definitely refuse you tactfully, please rest assured.

Tokugawa Momo looked at the happy appearance of the woman on the opposite side eating dessert, the warm sunlight shone on her face, her delicate skin became transparent, and the fine hairs on her face became clear.Her long eyelashes fluttered like a butterfly just waking up, leaving a small shadow under her eye sockets.The eyelashes trembled slightly, and his heart was itchy, and the butterfly fluttered over his heart.

Is the cake really that delicious?

While Tokugawa Momo was happy, he had some doubts in his heart. He picked up a small piece of blueberry-flavored mousse cake with a fork and put it in his mouth.The sweet and creamy aroma filled the entire throat cavity, and the coating on the tongue seemed to become soft and slippery. After eating, there was not much feeling of fullness, but the aroma kept rushing into the stomach, and I couldn't help but want to sigh in satisfaction One sound.

Tokugawa Momo looked at the woman opposite, her eyes were soft, her cheeks were puffed up like a little hamster, happiness was overflowing around her.

Tokugawa Momo suddenly remembered seeing her last night.She was just standing there, like the brightest star in the sky, attracting everyone's attention to her vigorously and domineeringly.Like, the king came.

In this way, Tokugawa Shigeru appraised her appearance.Kagura, a girl from Master House, calls her Sako.She has black hair that is smooth and silky like satin, her facial features are perfectly proportioned, her skin is fair and delicate, not like Kagura's cold white complexion, but natural fair.

Her face was calm, and even so, Tokugawa Momo could sense that she was not in a good mood.However, what he couldn't ignore was that the heroic spirit between the woman's brows would not be aggressive, but awe-inspiring.

I have seen all kinds of women, but this is the first time Tokugawa Momo has seen this kind of domineering woman. Just by standing there, no one will ignore her.

Unconsciously, he felt empty in his heart, and suddenly, he seemed to hear the sound of epiphyllum blooming in the quiet night, blooming in his heart.

……

I heard the little plot in General Tokugawa Momo's heart, and the hand holding the fork trembled imperceptibly.This is the set of Soul X, not Girls' Love.Sober up for me, and change back to X Soul's style of painting for me.Fans like you who are prone to X Soul are crying in the storm.

And the part about eating the cake in your brain, nonsense, the cake is so sweet and greasy, it’s no wonder you’re not full.

What is the Advent of the King? I had just met Sougo Okita with a fork at the time, and there must have been some hostility left in my body.In addition, besides Kagura, I was the only woman left, among a group of old men, it's strange if you don't notice me, a stranger.

What else is the heroism between the eyebrows, I was originally a sex change, thinking about Uchiha Sasuke, a young man with sharp eyebrows and star eyes, with sharp facial lines, after the sex change, he must be more masculine.

I feel like a primary school Chinese teacher, holding a red pen and constantly reviewing the homework that the students have just done, and constantly making comments.

I was about [-]% full after eating, and I also put down the fork, and Tokugawa Shigeru handed me a tissue in a gentlemanly manner.

I wiped my mouth and said, "Let's get straight to the point."

Tokugawa Momo's body stiffened a lot in an instant, his body was a little more straight than before, and his eyes were still looking resolutely into the distance.

I:……

How does the general of Soul X look like a fool? In history, Tokugawa Jiamao was indeed a caring and kind-hearted person.

"I like manly men."

Tokugawa Momo was stunned, he looked at me suspiciously, and repeated, "Masculinity?"

I nodded.

Tokugawa Momo stood up suddenly, he pushed open the door of the room and walked out.

Uh, is this a success in dissuading the general?Do you want to have seppuku?

Still, it's good to get there.

I was not happy for a few seconds, and Tokugawa Momo walked in again, followed by a few people from the Shinsengumi, who walked in with dumbbells.The heavy dumbbells were roughly thrown to the ground by them, the tea bowls on the table were shaken, and the tea lids rubbed against the tea bowls and rattled.

I:……

Tokugawa Momo rolled the wide sleeves of the kimono to his shoulders, revealing that he possessed