[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Gu Shanna carried a few bundles of dried cowpeas and the package from the goddess, and returned home blissfully. The pile of Chongqing strange-flavored soybeans waiting to be transformed had already been neatly lined up on the shoe cabinet.

As soon as the gate opened, the strange-smelling peas cheered: "Shanna, you are finally back!"

Gushanna was still immersed in the shock of seeing the goddess, did not recover, and said after a few seconds: "Sorry for coming back late, I will transform you back now."

puff!

The well-behaved, strange-smelling soybeans disappeared, replaced by superheroes with bruised noses and swollen faces. According to visual inspection, Wally was the most injured.

Dick was only slightly scratched, and Gushanna rushed to find the first-aid kit. The singles at the scene said that the little tree of their hearts was hit hard again.

Gushanna was a little embarrassed: "Then let me bandage you first!"

Before the words fell, voices of hastily refusing came one after another.

Garfield: "I beg the proprietress to hold her hand high and spare my life!"

Victor: "No no no no no no!"

Collie: "I don't know why, but I always feel that Dick is staring at me, and a gust of wind sweeps down my back. I'm so cold and scared."

Wally: "Compared to eating your dog food, my injuries are trivial, please spread dog food to your heart's content, I can do it!"

Rachel: "Everyone retreat, I'll cover!"

Gushanna: "..."

Dick is very used to the performance desire of these live treasure teammates. He took the first-aid kit from Gushanna's hand and said casually, "Since you want to evacuate, quickly evacuate. Do you want to stay for dinner?"

All Titans team members: "...Big brother, you have really changed. In the past, you would applaud us and encourage us to develop in Hollywood."

Dick: "Oh."

All Titans: "T_T"

The small injury on the forehead, Dick didn't take it to heart at all, he used alcohol to sterilize it, and put a band-aid on it to deal with it. On the contrary, Gusanna was careful, and found many patients and didn't deal with the small injury in the first place, which led to a series of sepsis Read the news of the class to him.

"Tearing barbs with hands was a pleasure for a while, and a woman in her sixties was amputated."

"Due to the small wound, the man failed to go to the hospital to clean it up in time, which was almost life-threatening."

"The old man in his seventies choked on a fishbone after eating fish, and he didn't want to go to the hospital for treatment. After drinking three bottles of old vinegar, he died suddenly."

……

The more Dick listened, the more he wanted to laugh: "Thank you for your concern, it made me feel real love, but can you stop talking about such terrible things before going to bed?"

Gu Shanna swiped at the webpage, and said sadly: "If you don't listen to the old man, you will be at a disadvantage. Why don't we go to the hospital for an injection?"

Dick rolled his eyes and wanted to hug her. The night was dark and windy, and it was the best time to chat impurely under the quilt.

However, as soon as he stretched his hand halfway, Gusanna deftly jumped aside.

Dick: "???"

Gu Shanna pointed to the huge package on the shoe cabinet, and said confidently: "The writing materials just received, you have worked hard all day, go to sleep, I have to write the next column."

Dick's mind was spinning quickly, and he said pitifully: "He is a patient, and you are not willing to be more considerate."

Gushanna felt hehe, ohh, now he remembered that he was a patient.

Gu Shanna was unmoved: "If you are injured, you should rest at ease. You are a patient, what more bicycle do you want?"

Dick: "..."

After dealing with her boyfriend who was full of pornographic waste, Gushanna wanted to go back to the study to read the material given by the goddess, but just halfway through the package, a strange call came.

Although the staff has been recruited, the restaurant's recruitment notice is still posted on the Internet. Gu Shanna hesitated for a moment, but still picked it up: "Hi, hello, I'm Shanna."

"Good evening Boss, I am Serena, your loyal reader." The other party had a mellow voice, which sounded like a black brother, "At the same time, I am also a backbone of the Captain America Global Support Club. This time I contacted you, actually I would like to provide you with some writing materials."

This opening remark seems familiar!

Gu Shanna hesitated for a moment, and said: "It's a great honor that you like my column. May I ask what the writing material you provided is—?"

Serena: "Oh, these are some daily street photos and famous sayings of Captain America. Don't worry, my sources of material are all legal sources, and S.H.I.E.L.D. will not trouble you."

Gushanna: "..."

Gushanna was still thinking about what to say, when another cheerful voice suddenly sounded from the opposite side: "Sam, did you give her my material?"

"Hush! Keep your voice down, my name is Serena now!"

"Oh, I'm sorry! So, Serena, did you give her my footage? That's a super handsome scene that I took after the captain's ass for half a year to shoot!"

"Don't worry, I haven't given out my share yet, Shan...the proprietress hasn't replied yet!"

"Then when will she call back?"

"Shut up! If you didn't interrupt, she would have already answered!"

These two guys are really whispering in a voice that everyone can hear.

Gu Shanna continued to be confused, but fortunately the system reminded in time: [Successors of socialism, wake up!Facing [Falcon] Sam Wilson and [Ant-Man] Scott Lang, the chance to collect superheroes is here again! 】

Gu Shanna regained consciousness in an instant, and quickly wrote a script in her mind, and the performance started on the spot: "Well, Serena, are you still there?"

The other side was immediately quiet, leaving only Sam's voice: "I'm here."

Gushanna: "Thank you very much for your help, I really need those materials, because I am about to start a blog and post the scraps of the column on it, most of the scraps are the content of the wedge part, if you are interested- —”

"The wedge part? Is it the part where the superhero turns into food?!" The other party was so excited that he broke his voice, "Then you can just use my material, as well as my friend's, who is also a member of Captain America's global support club. Famous backbone!"

Gu Shanna slandered, I know you are the backbone of the Captain America Global Support Association, if you can pull the president of the Captain America Global Support Association Coulson into the water, that would be even better.

However, the three basic conditions for the success of collecting superheroes are currently only satisfied [the two parties have a dialogue of more than five sentences], not to mention [the two parties are in the same space, the distance should not exceed five meters], let the other party say their real names out loud It is even more difficult.

Just now, I was able to collect a god-level character like Natasha, but it was actually a borderline game, because the goddess didn't say her real name, but Xiaona is Natasha's nickname, and the system showed mercy and counted her pass.

The name issue is fine, but how do you lure Sam and Scott into Gotham?Gushanna was confused again.

Unexpectedly, the other party wanted to meet more urgently than her, and immediately said: "I look forward to seeing your blog soon! Then, when is it convenient for you? We want to deliver the material to you personally, and we will send you the blog by the way." Would you like one of your autographs?"

Gushanna: "!!!"

It never occurred to her that her casual blogging and posting scraps turned out to be a stroke of genius!

What is it called?This is called breaking through the iron shoes and finding nowhere to find it, and it takes no effort to get it.

A great man said it well, God has closed several doors for you, but will open another window. Although Lorna failed, she has a new way to collect superheroes.

Gushanna calmed down, let the mutants in the restaurant like to do good things, let them do it, as long as she insists on updating and spreading dog blood, there will always be superhero friends who will use the materials to "sell teammates".

After figuring out the joints, Gushanna decided to use the banner of "collecting superhero materials" to encourage superheroes to provide friends' gossip, preferably delivered to her personally.

The two sides quickly negotiated the meeting time and place, the time is next Friday night, and the place is [Superhero Theme Restaurant], the fat water will not flow into the fields of outsiders!

Moreover, Gushanna has another plan. Not only is she looking forward to seeing Sam and Scott, but she is also very much looking forward to the wonderful expressions of Peter when he sees Sam and Scott.

The system sighed again and again: [Successor of socialism, you have really learned badly! 】

Gushanna was in a good mood and didn't want to hate it: "The main thing is that you teach well, thank you Teacher System!"

The system was too embarrassed to say it, and shyly gave her a [Free upgrade coupon].

This was a surprise, and Gu Shanna was very happy: "You said it earlier! If I knew that blowing rainbow farts can get free upgrade coupons, I can blow you 20 different rainbow farts a day!"

【………】

In the next few days, when Lorna took all the mutants, they organized groups to do good deeds in various charities. If they did good deeds, they did not leave their names. Address spent.

Because he had already thought about it, Gushanna greatly appreciated their behavior, and at the same time offered valuable advice: "Didn't you run away from home? I suggest that you wear masks when you do good deeds, so as not to be discovered by your father." .”

Lorna thought so, and immediately ordered the cuties under her command to go out and buy masks: "Actually, I'm not afraid of my father catching me at all. Anyway, no matter how much noise I make, Pietro will suffer in the end."

(Pietro: Weak, pitiful and helpless.JPG)

Gushanna: "Your father is really patriarchal..."

Lorna was worried: "I'm just worried that the old man will come and rob people. These children are all cultivated by Professor X with hard work, and my dad can't let them take advantage of it for nothing."

In response to her words, Gu Shanna stretched out two ideas.

One is the bald Professor X facing the rising sun every morning, sitting in a wheelchair and carrying a small iron pot to water the flowers in the yard. When the camera zooms in and takes a closer look, what he waters is not the flowers, but the little mutants.

These little mutants are like little radish heads, properly placed by the professor in the palm-sized pits, only revealing their peaceful little faces.

Time flies like an arrow, and the sun and the moon fly by. With the hard work of Professor X, the small mutants in the pit are thriving one by one. On the day when the harvest is about to be harvested, Comrade Eric makes his debut and officially opens the second... The prelude to the brain hole.

Here there should be the sound of DuangDuangDuang's special effects, as well as the villain's unique sneer. The BGM should be chilling with arrogance, and the arrogance contains the pathos of beautiful basic love.

After some unimportant conversations, the two sides officially launched a battle to grab carrots, and some basic memories were inserted on the way to reflect the tragedy of fate.

Gushanna didn't hear a word of Lorna's next words, and was completely obsessed with weaving her own imagination until the system couldn't stand it anymore.

[Successor of socialism, you have time to brainstorm here, but you should go back and write! 】

Gu Shanna hesitated: I was just thinking about it...

Just kidding, how can she fill in the hundreds of pits under her hands?

After Lorna gave her speech, she quickly circled the restaurant, and at the speed of light, she dealt with a few customers who were trying to make trouble and eat the overlord meal, and then went out with her lovely subordinates to expand the restaurant's reputation.

Looking at Lorna's invincible back, Gushanna sighed again, Comrade Eric is really good at giving birth, but I don't know if there is any brave man who dares to organize his private life and gossip into material for himself.

[Magneto King]'s life is so wonderful, she doesn't need to polish it when the time comes, just pick a few words at random, it will be a soul-stirring account of the struggle of the male protagonist with cheating fingers.

【Successors of socialism, be patient. I believe that there must be such a brave man who dared to secretly photograph Eric. 】

Gushanna: "I would like to borrow your good words!"

The author has something to say: All superheroes: I want to break the news!I want to break the news!I want to break the news!

Eric: Hehe, who dares to expose my information?

Charles: I dare.

Thanks to the little angels for irrigating me with nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Quqing

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^