[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

New York, Avengers training base.

In order to upgrade his companion's shirt, Tony Stark has stayed up late for three consecutive days and has not slept for more than 56 hours.This day, I finally finished the design drawing and wanted to go back to sleep for two hours, but I was dragged up by Natasha just as I got under the quilt.

"Tony, you have to come and see." Natasha said seriously, "It's terrible."

Tony was too sleepy to keep his eyes open: "What, what?"

Then, a tablet flew onto his stomach, and Tony managed to open his eyes a little, only to see a row of large characters written in the center of the webpage: "Revenge Fruit League - the world's cutest superhero fanfic???"

Natasha burst into a terrifying laugh: "Surprise is not a surprise, Steel Date Man?"

"What?!" Tony lost all sleep in an instant, and sat up straight, "What am I? Steel Man?!"

Natasha: "Yes, you are the only son of Howard Zao Tucker, the richest man in the city."

Tony almost vomited blood: "What the hell is Zao Tuke!" After thinking about it, he asked, "I am Zao, what are you? Where are the others?"

Just as Natasha was about to answer, there was a series of knocks on the door, and Steve asked outside, "Are you all right?"

"Captain, come in quickly." Natasha ignored Tony's strong objection, and said loudly, "Captain, we are in a meeting!"

Steve didn't suspect him, and hurriedly said, "Then I'll call the others over."

Tony: "..."

He sighed hopelessly, and simply covered his head with the quilt.God damn Jujube Tucker, god damn Steel Zao...

Soon, there were chaotic footsteps outside the room, mixed with the voices of the team members: "What's wrong with Tony?"

"Ivan Vanko is here again?"

"Damn, he still dares to come, see if I don't kill him!"

Hearing this, Tony was moved and sad at the same time. Thinking about the reaction of his teammates after knowing the Steel Man, he immediately lifted the quilt and glared at Natasha: "I'm not done with you!"

"What's the matter?" Rhodes who came in first asked, "Tony, do you have a fever?"

Natasha: "How can Steel Date Man get sick?"

"Pfft——" Barton, who followed behind, immediately sprayed coffee on half of Rhode's face, "What the hell, Steel Date Man? Hahahahaha, they have the same body shape!"

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Natasha didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement: "There is also Captain Mei Tao—"

Steve: "Huh?"

"Winter melon warrior—"

Bucky: "!!!"

"Thunder God Thor. Cantaloupe—"

Barton bent over with a smile: "Hahahahahaha!"

Natasha took a deep look at him: "And Clinton Red Grouse, that's you."

Barton's smile froze instantly: "I—why! They are all fruits, and I am... a chicken!"

"The body shape is quite the same, the same chubby and chubby." Tony murmured under the quilt, "It also matches your code name, the eagle is the chicken that can fly, and the chicken is the eagle that can't fly—"

Rhode corrected: "No, no, since Barton is a red grouse, the code name should be [Corns]."

Earth-shattering laughter erupted again in the room. Scott and Sam laughed so hard that they almost knelt on the floor. Natasha kept wiping away her tears with a tissue, but she couldn't finish it.

Barton was furious: "Who wrote this?"

Rhodes glanced at the tablet in Tony's hand, and said in confusion, "Gotham Food and Wine magazine's cute queen-superhero-themed restaurant-Gurzanne-dedicated. It's all a mess .”

Scott asked: "Who is the cutie queen?"

Sam glanced at him, and the two exchanged knowing glances.

The interaction between the two was noticed by Natasha, she thought thoughtfully: "Gushana? Isn't this Peter's current boss wife? We have also eaten takeaway from her house, I remember Tony brought it back. "

Tony continued to pretend to be dead, Bucky and Steve looked dazed, and leaned over to read the content on the webpage, frowning as they read.

Barton yelled: "Whoever is the proprietress, why should I be a chicken?"

Natasha suppressed a smile: "Calm down, Corn."

Barton completely collapsed: "Ahhhhh!"

Excerpted from Dr. Banner's memoir "Why My Comrades Are Going Crazy Again"

Although there were three editors with 40-meter-long knives chasing after her, Gu Shanna gritted her teeth and opened a blog. This time, she didn't even use her real name, and the name of the blog was even more sloppy. , simply used the name of the restaurant.

In the blog introduction, Gushanna wrote with a swipe of a pen: "Due to the limited energy of the author, the collected materials may not be complete. Welcome all superhero fans to actively provide unknown and shocking information about idols. The author chooses The provider of the material will get a [Superhero Theme Restaurant] coupon with a face value of 100 yuan."

When Gu Shanna’s blogger was choosing the background image, the system was nagging endlessly beside him: [Successor of socialism, I think it’s better for you to take a simple route. Don't bother, and maintain the noble image of a cold author. 】

Gushanna felt that what it said made some sense, so she chose a starry sky with a minimal composition as the background image, and instead of using fancy paid skins, she used the navy blue skin provided by the website for free. The overall effect is both mysterious and high cold.

However, Gu Shanna made her blog so concise that she didn't want to maintain the dignified image of a high-cold author. She simply found it troublesome and didn't bother to sign up for membership and recharge for paid skins.

Of course, it would be even better if such a setting can make other bloggers think that she is an inaccessible person and not come to her to hug and warm up and promote her.

As the saying goes, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there are gangsters.

Gu Shanna watched the big guys on the Weibo homepage with cold eyes and fought each other for so many years for trivial matters. She really didn't want to get caught up in the disputes of Internet celebrity bloggers.

She started this blog because she just wanted to hook up with some superheroes to break the news about her comrades-in-arms, complete her hero collection task, and promote Huaxia Cuisine by the way.

After finishing all the settings of the blog, Gushanna rummaged through the hard drive, picked out a sand sculpture fanfiction of Doctor Strange and Iron Man, and sent it out.

A few seconds after the article was posted, the blog's system message jingled, and when it was refreshed again, there were more than a dozen followers and several comments in an instant.

"First!"

"Am I number one?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"The proprietress has finally opened a blog, can I gather the wedge parts together in the future and publish a fan booklet?"

"Goddess!!! I'm coming!!!"

……

No need to guess the last one, Gushanna knew it was Kate, she hesitated for a while, and turned her hands back to Kate, who immediately screamed excitedly in the comments.

Originally, Gushanna wanted to start the blog in secret, and didn't want too many people to know about it. At most, Peter and Wally would let Peter and Wally publicize it inside the superhero, so as to avoid too much pressure from the readers.

Who knew that when she was searching for a good blog site in the office, Kate just opened the door and walked in, saw the search keywords, and then...

In short, Gushanna's plan to keep a low profile was forced to run aground, and Kate went back to work like a tiger. A few days ago, "Gotham Food and Wine" specially sent a tweet to advertise her unopened blog.

Hey, thinking that in the near future, I will be frantically urged to update by hordes of readers, Gushanna feels sweet and bitter in her heart, it is simply a sweet burden.

In the next few days, because of the need to create the illusion of diligent updates, Gu Shanna wrote updates during the day, at noon, and at night. His eyes were blackened and he was exhausted physically and mentally.

Fortunately, Gushanna was resourceful, and had already explained in advance that the blog would only post jokes and recipes, otherwise, if readers urged her to write a long article, she would have committed seppuku on the spot.

On this day, Gushanna got up early in the morning and suddenly wanted to drink a sweet and sour drink, so she made herself a cup of green plum juice with half sugar and ice, heated two bagels, and prepared to write an update while eating.

Gotham is gradually entering summer, and the temperature has risen significantly. Coupled with the hard work of the past few days, Gushanna is exhausted, listlessly sucking a mouthful of ice, and flipping through the readers' comments from the previous day.

Ding!

At this time, a dialog box popped up on the web page, it seemed that a new blogger followed Gu Shanna.

This is not the first time this kind of thing has happened. Gushanna glanced at it casually, and wanted to close it directly as usual. She took the high-cold route, so she would not go back to the level so casually.

[Dr. John H. Watson has followed you! 】

There are many people named John in the West, and there are also many people named Watson. This name is at least similar to Zhang Wei and Li Li in China. If you shout on the street, seven out of ten people will look back at you.

But this person also specifically wrote his title, which is really impressive. It must be the same way as the half-baked guy who claims to be a lawyer on Weibo.

Gushanna didn't take this matter to heart at first, and she was about to close the dialog box after a glance. I didn't expect this website to be very flamboyant. If someone who opened a blog comes to follow you, the follow reminder is a direct link to the other blog. Link.

With sour plum juice in her right hand, Gushanna operated the touchpad awkwardly with her left hand, and clicked on the link without paying attention.

[Welcome to the blog of Dr. John H. Watson! 】

They came all the time, and they couldn’t leave empty-handed. Gu Shanna drank green plum juice and browsed the catalog of Dr. Watson’s blog.

"Basic deductive method?" Gushanna muttered to herself while rubbing her head, "What a familiar word!"

Gusanna's curiosity was aroused, she put down the cup, skillfully manipulated the touchpad with her right hand, and clicked on the latest article by Dr. John H. Watson.

"The first time I saw this face with stiff muscles, I had the idea you just said. After entering the room, I immediately set out to find the way for the poison|drug to enter the body of the deceased..."

I seem to have seen this sentence somewhere...

Guzanne looked down suspiciously——

"Aren't you the great theorist, Mr. Sherlock Holmes? I remember that when you handled the 'Bishopsgate Jewelry Case', you gave us all a good lesson on cause, inference and effect...①"

Gushanna blurted out: "Damn!"

[Successors of socialism, please pay attention to your language norms, don't swear all day long! 】

"Fuck me, Sherlock!" Gushanna jumped up directly, "This is Watson's blog!"

[Uh, everyone knows that this is Watson's blog, isn't it written on the homepage?Dr. John H. Watson's blog, referred to as Watson's blog! 】

"This is not an ordinary Watson's blog!" Gushanna screamed excitedly, "My God! This is Watson's blog from Sherlock Holmes!"

【? ? ? 】

"You say you are illiterate and you still don't admit it!" Gushanna didn't bother to talk nonsense with it, and ran to the bookshelf in a few steps, and pulled out a cardboard box from it, "Did you see it? The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes! This Dr. Watson It is one of the protagonists in this set of books, my male god's assistant (zhen) hand (ai)!"

[Successor of socialism, don't keep talking about these strange things, my pure and young heart has been polluted by you! 】

"Hehe!" Gu Shanna disdainfully said, "When you polluted my pure and young heart with fan circle acronyms, why didn't you expect this day to come?"

After finishing speaking, Gushanna caressed the words "The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes" on the carton, her eyes were soft and full of love, just like looking at a ginger duck just out of the pot.

[Successor of socialism, please control yourself, Dick will be jealous when he sees this! 】

Gushanner ignored him, snorted, put the set of books back on the shelf, and then closed Watson.

She really didn't expect that there are not only Batman, Iron Man, but also Sherlock Holmes in this world. If this trend continues, it will be just around the corner to meet Hannibal at the food festival.

For Hannibal, Gushanna is still looking forward to it, but she doesn't know whether she will be eaten or Hannibal will be eaten by her.

The lady proprietress of the human meat bun shop fights against the gentle cannibal devil. This plot is exciting even thinking about it!

Gushanna stared at the screen stupidly for a long time, wasting more than 20 minutes. When Dick came in, he saw his girlfriend was working hard and waving her fingers in a standard rushing posture.

Dick was puzzled: "Don't you usually use the voice input method to code?"

Since being hunted down by three editors at the same time and writing a blog, Gu Shanna officially gave up the keyboard and switched to the voice input method, and her hand speed instantly increased by several percentage points.

In the past, I could only write one or two thousand words an hour, but now as long as I straighten my tongue, four thousand words an hour is no dream.

Gu Shanna didn't even raise her head: "I can't use the voice input method for the paragraph I'm going to write today, it's really shameful!"

Dick went over to look at it curiously, paused, and agreed: "It's really a bit shameful that Steel Date Man was peeled and stripped, and thrown into the wall breaking machine to make date paste."

"Hush!" Gushanna glared at him quickly, "It's good that you know, don't read it out, once you read it out, I'll be even more ashamed!"

Dick: "..."

All right, anyway, whatever my girlfriend says is right.

Since Gusanna was rushing to finish the draft, Dick didn't dare to disturb him, so he walked around the study room twice, randomly picked out a book he knew, and read it.

In fact, Gushanna only posts short passages and recipes on her blog. Compared with magazine columns, the difficulty of updating is almost zero. Once she gets into the mood, she writes very quickly.

Not long after, Gushanna wrote several jokes and sent them out. After checking the time, only ten minutes later, she wrote another article on the method of making canned meat.

Dick didn't leave, he was still reading a book, a children's gourmet cookbook from the early 80s, and he still read it with gusto, how patient he was.

"Finished?" Dick closed the book, "I'm taking a day off today, do you want to go out?"

Gu Shanna took out her mobile phone and looked at the schedule, and said helplessly, "Today we will receive two—hey!"

Dick watched his girlfriend's expression suddenly change from helplessness to excitement, then to excitement, and finally almost danced.

Dick was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

"Make things happen!" Gushanna rubbed her hands expectantly, "Do you know [Ant-Man] and [Falcon]?"

Dick is no stranger to these two names: "Peter's teammates, right? I remember that one of them can become very small."

Gu Shanna was overjoyed: "Yes, yes, they are coming to the restaurant today."

Dick thought for a while: "I see, this is what you have planned in advance, let Peter call them to the restaurant, then find someone to take pictures, then post them on the Internet, and then get popular..."

This is the publicity operation of [Superhero Theme Restaurant] at the beginning of its opening. Dick said that he has already been familiar with it, but he just doesn’t understand why it is necessary to engage in such an operation that is easy to scold when the restaurant’s publicity funds are relatively abundant now?

"???" Gushanna was in a daze, "What's the heat?"

Dick: "Didn't you rely on..."

Gu Shanna reacted, and quickly rolled her eyes: "Don't mention the black history! Anyway, this time is not to catch the heat, but to give Peter a surprise, so that he can feel the long-lost... fellow countryman."

Dick raised his eyebrows: "The long-lost hometown? Surprise?"

Gushanna blushed and said breathlessly: "There are four great blessings in life in Huaxia, nectar in a long drought, old acquaintances in a foreign land, wedding night in the bridal chamber, and gold list titles. Well, the other three are too difficult. Ma'am, I can only let Peter experience the experience of encountering an old friend in a foreign land..."

Dick: "..."

Although his girlfriend acted righteously, he just had an ominous premonition. He always felt that this was not a surprise for Peter, but a shock for Peter.

Because the two parties agreed to meet at night, after Gushanna finished writing the update during the day, she squeezed out half a day between her teeth and went out with Dick to the newly opened haunted house in the suburbs.

Since she had three destructive editors, the time the two spend alone has become less and less pitiful. It is said that some people are already betting on when they will break up.

Gu Shanna was also helpless. She thought that the restaurant would be handed over to Li Han. With Julia in charge of the kitchen, she would have more opportunities to spend time with Dick. Unexpectedly, the Goubi system dug holes for her one after another.

This is not only a poverty alleviation system, but also a queen mother and empress system that does not see the intimacy of couples. If there is a disagreement, the galaxy will be drawn in the middle of the young couple, which can be called the ultimate revenge of single dogs.

The promotion of the haunted house in the suburbs is well done, and the light and shadow effects and bloody scenes of the ghosts are quite realistic. Gushanna hid behind Dick the whole time, screaming, and turning every staff member who rushed over into fruit.

Staff dressed as ghosts: "?!?!?!"

Dick: "..."

Fortunately, he reacted quickly. Before the other party understood what happened, he quickly took off the mask on the wall and put it on Gushanna, and called Rachel urgently, asking her to bring [Poison Ivy].

Rachel came very quickly, and it took only half a minute to get started. Gushanna also recovered from the shock, and stared at the fruits all over the floor in a daze.

Dick was as calm as ever: "It's okay, we can just wash this memory away."

His tone was indifferent, as if this matter was as simple as going to the supermarket to buy yogurt.

Gushanna: "???"

Rachel: "How? With what? Who does it?"

Dick glanced at Pamela who was tied up, and then at Gu Shanna: "She can control others mentally, although I don't know if it is applicable to the current situation, but you can try to control her mentally." Transform the function and wash away their memory."

Gushanna struggled to digest for half a minute, and decided to give it a try. Anyway, her ability to manipulate plants has been transformed into growing vegetables, and everything is possible.

Sure enough, after half a day of mental stimulation, Gushanna really succeeded in transforming Pamela's mind control ability into erasing memories. The whole process took less than a minute, and the employees dressed as ghosts forgot that they had It was turned into fruit.

Dick: My girlfriend is excellent!

Pamela forced to keep quiet: Feeling insulted again...

Now that the emergency was dealt with, Rachel still took Pamela back, leaving the two of them to continue wandering in the haunted house.

Dick didn't dare to take her to the scary place again, so the two left the haunted house and walked around the nearby field ridges.Gusanna groaned and didn't want to walk, so Dick happily carried her on his back.

Lying on Dick's broad back, thinking of going back to continue writing updates after surfing, Gu Shanna couldn't help feeling sad, wishing to format the system with her own hands.

Formatting was impossible, of course, Gusanna sighed, straightened up and gave Dick a soft boo on the ear.

Dick chuckled lightly, seemingly quite satisfied: "Don't move around, be careful not to fall."

All of a sudden, Gushanna was filled with the passion to work hard to do the task again, but it was not because she was afraid that her friend would be sent to dig coal, but because she wanted to get rid of this dog competition system as soon as possible and live a happy life with Dick without shame or impatience.

[Successor of socialism, do you now understand my hard work?The love of couples depends on the Queen Mother! 】

CUSANNA: Go away.

The author has something to say: The staff of the haunted house: It seems that I had a horrible dream. In the dream, I turned into a fruit, so scary!

① Excerpted from "The Four Signatures" of "The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes".

Thanks to the little angels for irrigating me with nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of gugu sound, 10 bottles of K.SANDY

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^

Thanks to the little angels for irrigating me with nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of gugu sound, 10 bottles of K.SANDY

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^