[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

1.

The restaurant's newly ordered barbecue grill arrived, and Dick and Jason happened to be there, so they volunteered to help build it.

Within a few minutes, there was a loud gunshot in the backyard, and Gushanna ran over to have a look:

Wearing a well-tailored sapphire blue suit and a bright yellow men's scarf with small floral patterns, exuding a breath of spring flowers... [Magneto King] Eric Lanshere was poking murderously in the middle of the backyard.

Dick was hanging on the wall in a difficult pose, and Jason was standing on top of the trash can with two guns in his hands.

Eric came alone this time, and he didn't talk nonsense with them, and directly gave me five (givemefive) with the special gesture for the big move: "You little liars, today I-"

Guzanne screamed, "Don't step on the pumpkins I planted last month!"

puff!

Jason looked kindly at the melon on the ground, and said kindly, "What about you?"

2.

Gushanna originally wanted to turn Eric into a Jewish-style delicacy, and she also considered for the other party, thinking that if it was turned into a delicacy in her hometown, it might offset the shame of some super villains being forced to cook.

But the situation was urgent just now, and Gushanna was anxious. She didn’t remember any of the delicacies that she and Dick had eaten at the Israeli restaurant some time ago. Only the game "Plants vs. Zombies" she was working on recently and her latest I like to use nest melon.

and so……

After listening to Gushanna's explanation, Wogua Eric's anger not only did not go out, but even increased.

Eric was so angry: "Little girl, if you don't want to die, change me back quickly! Who told you that cooking local dishes can eliminate the shame of being forced to cook?!"

Gu Shanna disappointed: "Can't it? It seems that Tim's research on "The Psychology of Villains Forced to Cook" will be forced to stop. What a pity!"

Eric: "..."

Did you get my point? !

Gushanna: "Don't tell me, your face is really similar to the angry Wogua, the fit is perfect! Hey, what do you think of this kind of compliment?"

Eric: "..."

You call that a compliment? !Who taught you this? !Is it another nonsense theory in "The Psychology of Villains Forced to Cook"? !

In an instant, the great leader of the mutants, Magneto, conceived hundreds of revenge plans in his heart. These daring little brats must be tied together and dragged out of Chutu!

However, no matter what kind of revenge plan, the premise is that he must first restore his human form and ability.

Magneto, who has been in the rivers and lakes for decades, created a great foundation and led tens of thousands of mutants to a new chapter in their brilliant life, said: This problem is a bit big, you can panic, but you can't show it.

3.

The three gathered around the green and tender pumpkin seedlings, and had a quick meeting (that would determine Eric's fate).

Jason: "I strongly object to turning him back into human form!"

Dick: "That's right, he's getting angry and tearing down Gotham with his bare hands."

Guzanne: "It also broke Pietro's leg after dismantling it, poor baby."

Dick: "After beating up the children, we will casually order a deluxe package of murder and silence. Everyone in the restaurant will die!"

Jason: "Don't tell him that he can continue to use his ability even if he is a melon."

Dick: "Don't tell him that he can move freely even if he is a melon. Shanna, hurry up! Arrange full restraint for him!"

Gushanna: Arrangements are made.JPG

4.

Wogua Eric was taken back to the office and placed on the bookshelf.

Lorna came over to look for snacks, saw the melon, and couldn't help looking at it for a long time, and said: "Hey! Look at the melon, it looks like my dad!"

Gu Shanna's voice was like a gnat: "This is your father..."

Eric was furious: "Unfilial girl! See who I am?!"

Lorna: "(⊙o⊙)!"

The air froze for a moment.

Gusanna was worried. After all, people are her own father and daughter, which is more important than her incompetent proprietress. In case Lorna and her father join forces, or are provoked, and want to seek justice for the poor old father, she... …

Before the thought came to an end, Lorna cheered and took out her mobile phone, and flew to Wogua, her delicate little face next to the rough old melon's face, crackling like a selfie.

"Oh, dad, you have today too!"

"Take it, take it, send it to Wally, send it to Pietro, send it to Wanda, send it to the professor!"

"Ahahaha! Daddy, Wanda said your current color scheme looks better than any other colorful shirt in your closet!"

"Hey hee hee hee hee hee! The professor said you plagiarized his hairstyle and asked you for copyright fees!"

……

Eric was so angry: "Unfilial daughter! Unfilial daughter! Unfilial son!"

Lorna: "Hey, why are you unworthy?"

Gu Shanna: "An unfilial daughter is a disobedient daughter, and an unfilial son is a worthless son. Remember it at the college entrance examination center."

Lorna: "Okay! Wow Dad, you are really particular about your words!"

Eric: "..."

5.

Today, he couldn't fool the little girl into turning himself back into a human form, and Eric continued to maintain a raging mood.

Thinking of those three brats spreading photos of themselves turning into melons everywhere, and taking it as their responsibility to piss themselves off, the great leader Magneto was heartbroken, wishing he could jump off the bookcase and crush the three cubs to death with one melon——

Wait a minute, is this the skill of Wogua?

yes?right?

Gu Shanna played "Plants vs. Zombies" in the office all day long, and even showed him a video of melons jumping up and crushing zombies to death. It should be like this, that's right!

Okay, where did we just talk about?

Three brats, right?

Eric adjusted his breathing, brewed his emotions, and his anger value soared at the speed of light——

Oh Wanda!My dear daughter, you have such an extraordinary ability, you can be called the king of hooks, and you can obviously assist me in developing a broader career, why do you have to mix with the Avengers?Still always eloping with the silly boy whose color scheme is like a watermelon?

And Lorna!My dear little daughter, you look so much like Dad, you look like you and you have the same ability, you can obviously inherit my unfinished business and lead the oppressed mutants to a new era of freedom and glory, why do you hide your name in Gotham , How about being a security captain with no money and no status?

Pietro, you are a goddamn unworthy son, you are so fat and courageous!You delivered food in Gotham with the same face as I did when I was young, you've completely embarrassed our family!My high blood pressure is almost pissed off by you!

Gushanna: "Tsk, you are really patriarchal."

"..." Eric's face froze, "Did I just say what was in my heart?"

Gushanna: "You didn't say it, you shouted it out, and the beggars collecting garbage at the door probably heard it."

Eric: Lost Garlic.JPG

6.

Gusanna was very distressed, and Eric was sitting on the bookcase all day long, so what's the matter?

On the contrary, some mutant organizations contacted her, wanting to form a group to pay their respects to their great leader who became a melon, and the kind who gave tickets, Eric's personality charm can be seen.

After being rejected countless times, the members of the organization also asked Gushanna to pass the message on their behalf, telling Eric that whether Magneto is a melon or a human, he is one of their eternal spiritual pillars.

Eric was silent for a moment, then snorted coldly: "One? I thought I was the only one!"

Guzanne: "The other is Professor X."

Eric immediately said: "Sight! Charles can do it, but others can't!"

Gushanna first said "..." and was suddenly inspired. She was blessed for a moment and found a good way to solve the problem.

7.

【Superhero theme restaurant utility room】

Gu Shanna: "We can hand him over to the professor. The professor has a kind face and kind eyes, and he is good at understanding and reasoning at a glance."

Dick: "I heard that the professor reserved a seat in the restaurant for next month, and you even saved money on designing the invitation letter."

Jason: "I think it will work!"

Lorna: "Agreed! Only a professor can convince my dad!"

Pietro: "Strongly agree!"

Wanda, who was unable to attend in person due to schedule, could only video: "Has he been angry every day lately? He looks more and more like the idiot in the game."

Dick: "...Your tone, you are discussing your own father now!"

Gushanna: "Actually, Eric is very easy to get along with. A few days ago, I was in a hurry to smash the keyboard. He also said that I smashed the wall plate in the wrong posture, and my hands hurt and the damage to the keyboard was small."

Lorna: "...don't be fooled, lady boss, he just wants to fool you into turning yourself back into a human form."

Wally: "Tsk tsk tsk, suddenly sympathize with Eric, what kind of child are you!"

Lorna rolled her eyes: "You know what!"

Pietro: "Dude, you don't know how... how aggressive he is now, it may not be a good thing for mutants."

Wanda in the video concluded: "He is still suitable for being a melon."

other people:"…………"

8.

Magneto has become a melon, and the most nervous worry is not the members of the Brotherhood of Mutants, but Chef Gaby.

Gaby: "The appliances in the kitchen are almost all from the Lanshere Group. If they terminate the cooperation, there will be no maintenance-free service in the future."

Li Han: "Speaking of which, there are indeed problems with several ovens in the back kitchen. I... I dare not contact the Lanshere Group and ask them to send their masters."

Jason: "It's okay. Roy will be back in a few days, and Victor is here. They can not only repair all the electrical appliances in the world, but also add a self-defense system to your kitchen utensils. Who dares to go to the kitchen to steal Eat it, the oven raised the gun and gave the thief a sudden."

Li Han: "..."

Gaby: "..."

Jason didn't understand, so: "What's wrong? Everyone is looking at me speechlessly?"

Dick: "You're the only one here who sneaks into the kitchen to steal food, what do you think?"

9.

Gushanna: "Tong, I have collected a lot of great material recently. If I want to start a new article, the sales will definitely be good."

Ah Tong: "If the successor of socialism insists, I can help discuss with the alliance. So, what are you going to write?"

Gushanna: ""The King of Guaci vs. Professor of BBQ Pork". Hey, do you think it will be easier to read as "King of Guaci vs. Professor of Barbecued Pork"?"

Eric on the bookshelf: "???"

10.

Gu Shanna is working on a draft in the office, and Eric Wogua is still tirelessly and perseveringly brainwashing her, trying to make her change herself back.

Suddenly, Wally broke into the door: "It's not good! Dick's beloved third-generation elite suit, just unlock that thing, fall into the space rift and can't get it out!"

Gushanna asked anxiously: "Then what should I do? Is there no way for the steel frame?"

Wally: "Spatial rift, it's not an ordinary mountain rift, it requires super-sophisticated manipulation of tools with super-magnetism to—"

When the eyes of the two met, they had a bold idea at the same time.

11.

Wogua was taken to the scene of the incident.

Noble and glamorous Eric: "Don't think about it, I won't help you, hum!"

Jason, who was in charge of guarding the melons: "You're just here to make soy sauce, don't make too much drama, be good."

Eric became a blowfish with anger: "Stinky boy, what are you talking about—"

Jason interrupted him: "Do you feel that your ability is passing away? Do you feel that you can't control your ability? Do you feel the weakness and helplessness that you haven't seen for a long time?"

Eric felt for a while, and found that what he said was true, he panicked and said, "What do you want to do?"

There was a burst of cheers ahead.

Jason took a look and said, "Well, Shanna just used your ability to suck Dick's baby here."

Eric was silent at first, then rejoiced: "She still has this ability? Talent!"

12.

Eric, who had just been dubbed the "Wogua Metal Tourer", decided to change his strategy and strategic deployment.

From now on, his goal is no longer to transform back into a human form and come back for revenge, but to recruit Gushana into his gang, train her to be a great warrior, and help the mutants enter a new era of freedom and glory!

Magneto, the great leader of the mutants, is also dedicated to the future of the mutants and the cause he loves today, until he dies.

13.

Guzanne cuts meat in the kitchen—

Eric: "Girl, meat cutting has no future, start a business with me!"

Guzanne shopping at the supermarket—

Eric: "Girl, you can't imagine the size of the Brotherhood of Mutants' property. Let's start a business with me. You can buy it from supermarkets all over the world!"

Grysanne and Dick flirt--

Eric: "Girl, there is no future in dating, a scumbag may leave you at any time, but your career is still reliable!"

Grysanne sharpens her knife—

Eric: "Girl, join my organization, and I'll assign you a hundred knife grinders!"

Gushanna took Wogua to help the director of the orphanage find the needle that was knocked over by the child——

Eric: "Girl, my ability is more than just finding needles, and your ability is more than letting me find needles for others. Let's start a business together!"

……

After half a month, Gushanna was tortured and tap-dancing on the verge of collapse every day.

Gushanna: "Then what...Lorna, I don't mean to offend, did your dad ever engage in pyramid schemes?"

Lorna: "Well, I was still young at the time, so I don't remember clearly. According to Wanda, my father's speeches in his early years were indeed like a pyramid scheme."

Guzanne: "And now?"

Lorna: "It's not like now, it's the MLM scene now."

14.

Everyone is looking forward to the stars and the moon, but it can be regarded as looking forward to another great leader of mutants [Professor X].

After learning that his old friend was forced to be a melon and helped restaurant customers find lost metal objects every day, his stable professor's expression cracked slightly, and his brain, which had been hairless for a long time, went numb for a while.

Charles smiled bitterly: "You are really not afraid of death, Eric's bad temper... hey, what is he doing now?"

Pietro went to check and came back to report: "He is busy brainwashing the proprietress, trying to lure her into the gang."

Charles: "..."

15.

Charles: "Eric, come with me, stop being obsessed. The new batch of freshmen in the college are smart, lively, and very capable. You will like it. It's not good for us to teach, educate, play chess and chat together. ?"

Eric: "Let go of me! I won't go! I'm going to decide on this talent! Even if you take me back, I will find a chance to come back!"

Pietro couldn't hold back: "...Come back and continue making melons?"

Eric: "Shut up, you bastard, and watch out for my ass to crush you to death!"

Everyone: "..."

"Plants vs. Zombies" planning team: lie down and win.JPG

16.

The professor talked so much that he took away Eric, who was so devoted to his career.

At night, Rachel opened the portal, and Gushanna hid at the back door of the college and turned Eric back into human form.

Eric pulled Charles' wheelchair, slowly got up from the ground, and said with a gloomy expression, "Hey... hey... the soldier I like! What's the point of opening a restaurant? Hey!"

Charles: "Don't tell me, the food in the restaurant is really delicious. Forget it, don't be angry, let's play chess!"

Eric: "What kind of chess, your wheelchair is out of balance! Some time ago I got a new type of alien metal, and I will ask someone to bring it to Hank later, so I can get you a new wheelchair!"

Charles: "Opening a restaurant is also a career. When the wheelchair is ready, I invite you to eat spicy Iron Man."

Eric: "Opening a restaurant is a damn business! Hey... hey, my soldier!"

The two kept talking and doing, and the figure gradually appeared at the end of the corridor.

The author has something to say: The ending of Game of Thrones made me so angry, Tiantao turned into a puffer fish!You must come to a stupid father, Magneto, to be cured~

Magneto: ? ?Say it again! 【Bridge demolition warning.JPG】

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Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

1 bottle of laughing words;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!