[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

1.

【Outer space】

At this time, there should be a dynamic BGM, as well as Xingjue's sex dance.

Rocket: "Ask again, why are we going to Earth?"

Xingjue stopped dancing: "Someone sent a distress signal! The earth needs us! All people, move forward at full speed—cough cough!"

When it came to the last word, he was so excited that his voice broke.

Mantis Girl: "But I didn't see the distress signal from the Earth..."

Gamora: "Come on, let me translate for you. What he really means is: the restaurant on earth needs me."

Rocket: "Me? You?"

Gamora: "It's not you, it's not me, it's him, he's the only one."

nebula:"……"

Groot: "I'mGroot."

Drax in a deep sleep: "Zzzzz..."

2.

Rocket: "Quell, calm down. There used to be only 100 billion Starks between you and Thor, but now the gap between you and Thor has become 200 billion Starks due to your unrestrained eating habits. "

Xingjue: "So what? Even if I'm fat, I'm still the most shining dancer in the galaxy!"

Xing Yun: "Well, the spherical dancing king, referred to as dancing ball, your father must be very proud to know."

Gamora: "Paint it blue again, Yondu will be very happy to see it."

Mantis Girl: "Hee hee, a soft and fat planet with amazing dancing skills."

Groot: "I'mGroot!!!"

Drax continued to sleep soundly: "Zzzzz..."

Star Lord: "..."

3.

【New York Temple】

Stephen: "Do you really have no money at all?"

"I have no money, but I have this." Wang held up a card with a Q version of Ye Yi, "Fortunately, when I was rich, I deposited all my belongings into the [Superhero Theme Restaurant] membership card, we can order takeout."

Stephen: "Good idea, what would you like to eat?"

Wang: "I heard that they just launched the second phase of the superhero limited menu. Spicy Iron Man looks good."

Stephen: "I remember someone saying that an attachment to the physical is a disconnect from the spiritual."

Wang pretended not to hear, lowered his head, and checked the menu in the APP very seriously.

4.

【New York Central Park】

Tony: "Last night I dreamed that we had a baby."

Pepper: "Wow, Iron Man has a new talent, and his prophecy ability is almost catching up with the witches in the middle world. Tony, you are indeed going to be a father."

Tony: "..."

Tony froze for a few minutes.

The system attempts to reboot.

The system restarted successfully.

A super high-pitched roar that is difficult for humans to reach pierces the sky of the park——

Tony: "Ahhhhh I'm going to have a cub!!!!!!!!!"

5.

【Gotham】

Peter: "Mr. Stark is going to be a father, everyone is very happy."

Shanna: "I heard that Tony just called me and asked me to set up a super-second-generation limited package, and he will cover all the research and development funds."

Peter: "..."

Shanna: "Pepper is also booing, saying that the cute cute animal cake is for the girl, and the cute cute cheeseburger is for the boy. But Kathy disagrees, she says she wants to make cool pizza, Barton's kid said Anything is fine, just don't be a fat red grouse like Daddy."

Peter: "..."

Shanna: "So I decided that the dolls that haven't changed their teeth are all cute and cute animal cakes, and the others are designed according to their personalities and abilities. The shape is mainly based on the Q version. Look at the concept map I just drew , cute or not?"

As he spoke, he handed over a sketchbook, and each page had lovely pastries drawn in pink and tender colors.

"What a cute little cake, I'm so tempted to hear it!" Peter sighed, "Hey, when will I have a cub?"

6.

【Avengers Training Base】

【Video conference in progress】

Steve: "How are you, Peter?"

Peter: "Hey, when the hell am I going to have cubs?"

The audience was shocked and fell silent for a moment.

After a while, Tony broke the silence: "If you want to have cubs, first..."

Natasha: "You need to..."

Steve: "A girlfriend..."

Bucky looked sideways: "...Are you also willing to give others love guidance?"

Sam immediately yelled at him: "Why can't it work? Our captain (falls in love) less often, but (secret love) lasts for a long time..."

Everyone: "We suspect that you are engaging in pornography, and we have started collecting evidence."

7.

【Asgard】

Thor: "This bottle of wine is good, use it to stew oxtail for Shanna! This bottle of wine is also good, use it to make spicy Iron Man for Shanna! This bottle of wine is good, use it to make wine-flavored pudding for Shanna! This bottle The wine is fragrant enough, use it to make drunk crabs for Shanna! Alas, the quality of this barrel of wine is average, but the advantage is that it has a large quantity, so take it to Shanna to remove the fishy smell..."

Loki: "Brother, you are about to empty out our father's wine store—hey, the bottle of mead on the left has been brewed for 5000 years, mortals can't bear it, take the bottle of malt bar under it!"

After half an hour.

Maid: "Your Majesty, the two Highnesses have emptied the wine storehouse, today's banquet..."

Odin: "..."

Frigg: "It's okay, there is still a good honey wine hidden under the floor of His Majesty's bedroom, I will go get it."

Odin: Panic.JPG

Hela: "Hehe."

8.

[Former Security Consulting Company]

Louis: "Why are you ordering takeout again? We have to control our food budget, and we've been spreading our wings on the brink of bankruptcy for months."

Scott: "This is takeaway from [the superhero themed restaurant]."

Louis: "That restaurant where you have a premium membership card and get [-]% off all food?"

Scott: "Yes."

Louis: "It's the restaurant where the proprietress is so beautiful and charming, but she already has a boyfriend?"

Scott: "Yes."

Louis: "Is that the restaurant where we saw Bruce Wayne sitting in the box talking and laughing with Dr. Pym the first time we went?"

Scott: "...yes."

Louis: "That's the one... It doesn't matter, just bring me two pan-fried lamb chops and shrimp paste soup!"

9.

【Wayne Manor】

Jason: "It's time to draw family portraits every year again, do you think Dick can propose successfully this year?"

Damian: "Hehe, I don't think so."

Tim: "Speaking of Dick, Lucifer sneaked a peek at his notepad yesterday, and there was a row of strange data written on it, such as 30S vs 32S, it seems to be for comparison."

Damian: "Um~"

Jason: "Hey~"

The two smirked badly and exchanged tacit glances.

Tim: "I suspect that you two are engaging in pornography, and have preliminary evidence of the crime."

Dick who didn't know when came in: "You guys are thinking too much, that's a comparison chart of me and food getting Shanna's attention time."

Damian gloated: "You lost?"

"It's a glorious defeat!" Dick raised his hand and gave him a cloak and hijab. "The gap between me and food is rapidly narrowing. Sooner or later, I will defeat garlic scallops and matsutake, and occupy the most important position in Shanna's heart."

Damian, whose head was covered by a cloak and whose eyes were darkened, said, "Bastard! Sooner or later, my height will surpass yours, and I will definitely wear a cloak to cover your face when the time comes, you motherfucker!"

Jason: "Little man, Nightwing's uniform doesn't have a cape."

Tim: "But you can borrow the Bat cape from Bruce, or the Superman cape from Clark."

Damian gritted his teeth: "I asked Shanna to borrow the sheets!"

10.

【Atlantis】

Arthur: "Hey, brother, look, this is the legendary oily oyster paste. Does it smell good? It will sizzle when the oil is poured down!"

Aum: "..."

Arthur: "I tried it, it's delicious, would you like to have a bite?"

Aum: "I want to eat Neptune, do you have it?"

Arthur: "Yes, do you know that Lemon Roasted Neptune and Roasted Red Robin? It's a perfect match! At first, Mera was very angry because she was not included in the first issue of the superhero limited menu. But she was there in the second issue. The dazzling flame blue lobster can make her proud!"

Aum: "..."

11.

【Midtown】

Wally: "Barry, have you thought about retiring?"

Barry: "Huh?"

Wally: "The restaurant business is too good, and the number of delivery staff is not enough, you see—"

Barry: "..."

12.

【Titan Tower】

Rachel: "Sanna's birthday is coming up, hope Dick doesn't screw it up."

Garfield: "Sanna's birthday is the most stressful day of the year for me, after all, it's about our food and the budget for disguise props."

Donna: "Dick is fine, think about his ass, even the clowns say he smells good."

Garth: "Karshana prefers the calf's butt. What's that cut called? Loin tender or tendon heart?"

Dawn: "Hey, I'm so worried!"

Victor: "Dick must be steady, don't die!"

Ke Li: "If it doesn't work, sacrifice Hue. If he doesn't take it off, we will open a portal to help him take it off!"

Roy: "In short, as the leader of the Titans, for the sake of the development of the Titans, Dick must hold Shanna's golden thigh tightly."

Dick: "...you know the communicator is on, right? Hello, I'm listening!"

13.

【Sanna's apartment】

Dick: "Ahem, I heard that there will be a second season of the TV series "Titan"?"

Shanna: "Young man, don't worry! No matter how handsome the actor brother is, I will never take a second look at him. You are the only one I like!"

Dick: "Really?"

Shanna: "Really! I can tell the difference between two-dimensional and three-dimensional. The nightwing in that world is virtual, but you are not, you are real!"

Dick: "I'd almost believe it if you didn't smile like a nympho with a picture of the actor's younger brother when you said that."

Shanna: "It's not your fault."

Dick: "Blame who?"

Shanna was confident: "People's photos are all finely edited art photos, but your photos are all about little quail princes wearing crystal crowns and riding little dolphins. How can I be crazy?"

Dick: "But that's all... Forget it, I'd better take Ke Li's suggestion and just take it off!"

Shanna: "AH!!!"

14.

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The thunderous roar of motorcycles could be heard in the distance, and the irritability of the drivers could be heard through the heavy iron gates of the factory, and one could tell who was coming without even thinking about it.

Daniela turned around anxiously: "What should I do? Jason must be very angry!"

Pietro: "I have an idea, as soon as the door opens, you will pounce on Jason and stun him."

Daniela: "Bo, bo dizzy?"

Pietro: "Just jump over and kiss him hard, bite and lick until he faints, this will buy us at least 10 minutes to escape—"

Daniela: "It's too abstract, how about the details, you should tell me the details!"

Pietro said impatiently: "You do this first, then that, then this, and finally that, have you learned it?"