[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Along the way, the atmosphere was slightly awkward, and it didn't get better until entering the office.

Dick always felt hot, so he took off his coat and put it on the back of the chair.The office space is not big, there is no extra furniture, only a semi-new milky white desk and a few chairs, which were still brought from Gushanna's house.

Gusanna can't tell what cat or host is, so she simply leaves it to Dick. Her only three repair skills for the network are restarting the computer, restarting the router, and smashing the keyboard.

Oh, no, and unplug all the data cables, plug them back one by one, then restart the computer and router, and finally smash the keyboard.

Dick himself is a computer expert, and he knew how to do it after reading the instruction manual for a while. Seeing Gushanna's confused face, he skipped the explanation link with empathy, and set it up directly.

Dick skillfully upgraded the firmware and set the IP, and quickly got up and said: "Okay, now just install the repeater in a place with a good signal, and it should be fine."

Gu Shanna hurriedly handed over several repeaters that had just been unpacked.

The moment she started her hands, she suddenly felt an imperceptible tremor in the air, but it was not the feeling of wind blowing, as if the air in the whole space had turned into a puddle of water, and someone threw a small stone into the water, stirring up A ripple.

This feeling was so strange that Gushanna's half-stretched hand couldn't help but pause.

Dick's hand had already touched the corner of the repeater, seeing that her face was not right, he asked, "Why—"

puff!

Before he could finish speaking, Dick's figure shrank suddenly, turning into a roast quail the size of a palm, and fell to the ground with a bang!

Gushanna: "!!!"

Dick: "???"

Gushanna was stunned by the sudden change: "Ahhhhhh what's wrong with you, Dick!!!"

Dick: "What the hell?!"

It's one thing to watch superheroes display their abilities in a movie, but it's a completely different feeling when it actually happens to you.

With a face like golden paper, Gushanna knelt down in front of the grilled quail, and screamed depressingly: "No, no, no, what the hell is going on!"

But Dick quickly calmed down after experiencing the initial surprise: "Shanna, it's okay, don't cry!"

Gu Shanna cried like a dog: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth of's I has turned into Erniang Sun?! I am a serious catering operator, don’t sell human flesh bun Wusong killed me!"

Dick: "???"

While crying, Gushanna approached the grilled quail cautiously, sobbing, "Oh, it's delicious, it must be delicious!"

Roasted quail Dick asked vigilantly, "What are you going to do?"

"I just heard about it." Gu Shanna stepped back in embarrassment, and asked with a choked voice, "Now, what should I do now?"

Seeing that she was crying so much, Dick wanted to ease the atmosphere: "Go back to the kitchen immediately, send people away, and then ask around the ingredients one by one to see if anyone can talk, so as not to be charged with raw cannibalism in the future."

Gushanna was listening carefully at first, but when he finished the last sentence, he realized that he was joking, and cried again in anger: "You still have the mood to say a bad joke at this time!"

Dick said innocently: "Hey, you just came into contact with me, and there is no one else in the room. My suspicion is very logical."

Gu Shanna turned her head away and ignored him, calling the system silently, wanting to ask what was going on.

[This, this situation is beyond the scope of my knowledge, sorry. 】

The system that has always been calm and self-sufficient has stuttered!Is this the end of the rhythm?

Gushanna: "..."

Roasted Quail Dick couldn't move his body, but his mind was spinning rapidly. After thinking about it, he could only come to the conclusion that Gushana might have some kind of superpower.If so, he would not be nervous. Wally sitting outside and many of his friends are such superpower owners, and he has long been used to it.

Dick tried to talk to her: "Sanna? Don't be angry, you get me up first, it's cold on the ground."

Gushanna was not angry a long time ago, and even felt that she was naive. She was so angry that someone kindly told jokes to mediate the atmosphere!

Hearing Dick calling her, she hurriedly found a cardboard box. She was afraid that Dick would feel uncomfortable, so she padded it with a silk scarf and sprayed it with perfume. Then she picked up the roasted quail with both hands and slowly put it in.

During this process, the air was the same as before, and the previous abnormality did not appear again. Naturally, Dick could only keep the original state—a roasted quail with a browned skin and an overflowing fragrance.

Dick: "...you don't have to make such a fuss, really."

"It's a sense of ritual!" Gushanna carefully pushed back the raised corner of the silk scarf, and said casually, "Well, the smell of barbecue and perfume complement each other, and it smells even better!"

The perfume is a men's perfume that has just been launched. The cabinet lady said that the middle notes are pepper, peppercorns and lemongrass, all of which are the spices that Gusanna likes to match with barbecue, so she made a decision immediately.

Dick flinched: "Don't look at me like that, I'm scared."

Gushanna laughed, and then became sad after laughing: "You... What if you keep doing this and you can't change back?"

Dick was very calm: "It's okay, with my righteousness, I can change back soon."

Gushanna: "..."

Big brother, the fire is imminent, why are you still telling bad jokes?

After Dick sorted out his thoughts, he still had to give Gushanna some psychological training to prevent her from getting emotional and causing more serious consequences.

Not long after the two met, Dick was not sure what Gushanna thought about superpowers, so he asked tentatively, "You...do you believe in anything other than science? Like metaphysics?"

Gushanna: "..."

Seeing her calm reaction, Dick continued, "Do you believe in myths?"

Gushanna: "..."

Dick continued his efforts: "Do you believe that there is a Superman in the world?"

Guzanne: Not only do I believe it, but I also write fanfic dudes for superheroes, boots.

Gu. Believe in everything. Shanna deliberately said: "What do you want to say?"

Dick said with the gentlest voice in his life: "I want to say, don't be afraid of your abilities, the world is in different shapes and forms, and there are all kinds of... species. I will not throw you into the Arkham Asylum, nor will I persecute you. You. Look at Wally, he's a superpower, he's still alive and kicking."

"..." Gu Shanna was completely convinced, "Is this how you do psychological construction for others?"

Dick was silent for a moment, Nahan said: "You accept it so quickly, the others will cry for days."

Gushanna said nonsense: "Because I am a cook, the most important thing for a cook is imagination. I always imagine what seasonings and what ingredients to match will produce delicious and passionate collisions. Well, occasionally I imagine that I have superpowers, and I can fry them at once. What does it feel like to have eight dishes?"

Dick tried to understand: "So, your dream superpower is to mutate into an octopus?"

"It's clear that you have no imagination." Gushanna looked contemptuous, "Why can't you split into seven selves? Each has different abilities. Doesn't it sound great?"

Dick: "..."

I made a mistake. If I had known what kind of psychological construction I would give her, I would just send her a Titan recruiting form.

In fact, Gushanna screamed happily, but she was still terrified to death in her heart. On the one hand, she was afraid of unknown abilities, and on the other hand, she was worried that Dick would never change back.

Damn, she hasn't taken a photo with Ye Yi in the (ultra-tight) uniform, Ye Yi himself has turned into a roast quail that has nothing to do with sexy half a dime, how can she be called a fan girl?

However, these things are not the main point. The important point right now is: in the days when Dick has not turned back into a human, how will they cover up the past?

Think about the furious Bruce Wayne and Dick's murderous brothers, and Wally who looks harmless but is actually very fierce sitting outside eating, and the Titans who don't know where they are but may be online at any time... …

Gushanna: Life in Gotham is so difficult, it is not easy for us mortals to survive...

Wally stood in front of the desk, looking at the grilled quail squatting in the middle of the exquisite silk scarf, exuding the aroma of barbecue and charming men, a little puzzled.

At this moment, Roasted Quail spoke: "Wally."

It sounded like Dick.

Wally was stunned, and after realizing it, he jumped up: "What the hell?! How can this quail talk?"

Gusanna was very guilty: "Dick has become a roast quail."

Wally looked at the quail, then at her, and said in disbelief, "No... Shanna, today is not April Fool's Day."

Dick said impatiently: "It's not like you haven't experienced storms, so there's nothing you can't believe."

Wally took a closer look at the grilled quail, but still found it inconceivable: "Who, who did it? Mutants? Magneto or Professor X's?"

Gushanna whispered beside him: "I did it."

Wally: "..."

When Dick saw that Gusanna was about to burst into tears again, he immediately changed the topic: "Brother, do me a favor. I've already set up the repeater, take it out and install it."

"..." Wally froze, "You called me in so urgently, just to let me install the repeater for you?"

Dick: "No, didn't I tell you that I turned into a quail? Help me cover up these few days, thank you."

Wally: "..."

Wally was calm, and Wally didn't get angry. Wally sighed heavily, and went out with the repeater.

Before going out, Wally patted Gushanna on the shoulder, and said in the loving tone of a senior caring for a junior: "Welcome to the world of superpowers. While that bastard is unable to resist as a quail, please feel free to toss him. All the hairs on your body support you."

Gushanna: "..."

The author has something to say: Dick: The current focus is to stop Shanna from eating me QAQ

Thanks to readers NB No, Luo, Where is Jiu Tun, Yun Jin, Wan Bi Qing Qing and Huo Tai for their nutrient solutions~