[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Under the cover of Wally, Gushanna secretly took Dick away from the restaurant and placed him in his own home under the pretext of going home to get a charger.

As soon as she got home, Gusanna found a new nest for Dick the roast quail. It was a bright yellow wooden decorative box with her favorite chicken Sally painted on the cover and stuffed with fluffy rabbit fur. It feels very soft.

Dick hesitated, "Do you have to put me in such a...cute box?"

"Don't you like it?" Gushanna immediately moved out a bunch of super cute cartoon decoration boxes, "It's okay, I have others!"

When Gushanna was studying, she liked to collect cute decorative boxes everywhere. Grandma would buy them as gifts when she saw them. After so many years of accumulation, there are at least more than 200.

Dick glanced at the pink piggy box closest to him, the pig's nose was almost on his face, and there was a Snoopy-shaped box, which was astonishingly bigger than his current size, like a mountain .

Dick was suspiciously silent for half a minute, and said in a vicissitudes of tone: "This one is very good now, there is no need to change it."

After settling in, Dick began to understand the situation: "Did you feel anything unusual at the time?"

"Yes." Gushanna recalled the situation just now, "I don't know how to describe it, but for such a short moment, the air vibrated like water waves."

She has written so many superhero fans in vain, but now she can't find an accurate word to describe the scene, and she will be embarrassed to mix in the Internet circle in the future.

Dick: "Has anything like this happened before?"

Gu Shanna was about to say no, but suddenly remembered the inexplicable disappearance of the mobile phone before the opening, so he hesitated: "The mobile phone seems to have turned into a kiwi, but I'm not sure, because I didn't feel the surrounding environment changed at that time."

Dick took a deep breath like a toothache, and muttered, "The kiwi is so good, why does it have to be roast quail?"

Gushanna couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

Dick sighed melancholy: "Laugh, laugh, Wally will definitely laugh at me forever."

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, Dick had just finished complaining about Wally, when the doorbell rang, Gu Shanna glanced at the newly installed monitor at the entrance, and reported to him: "It's Wally."

Dick was very satisfied: "I'm really glad that your safety awareness has greatly improved. Open the door for him."

Gushanna opened the door for Wally and said, "You two love to complain about my safety awareness."

"You're welcome." Dick was polite. "This is my duty as a detective."

Gushanna: "..."

While Gusanna was pouring juice in the kitchen, Wally severely condemned Dick's shameless behavior of being ungrateful, focusing on individual heroism, disregarding the personal safety of his comrades, and taking the initiative to help his teammates take off their vests, expressing his strong dissatisfaction with outrage.

"I didn't say what your specific ability is, let alone your code name." Dick tried his best to speak for himself, "Besides, revealing the identity of the same kind at the first time when a person with superpowers mutates can make the other party feel close. It will not be easy for others to instigate rebellion in the future, have you heard of Yinsui behavior?"

Wally howled: "Then you should take off your vest!"

Dick said loudly, "I don't have superpowers."

"..." Wally really couldn't refute, so he could only mumble, "You're cruel!"

Dick calmed down a few words casually: "Hey, you are dedicating your life to the cause of anti-terrorism on the earth, and I will give you a trophy in the future."

Wally struggled for a while, and said unwillingly, "I want a pure gold trophy!"

"Okay." Dick agreed straight away, "It's just a pity. I originally wanted to give Parker a chance today and tomorrow."

Wally looked contemptuous: "With your current appearance, what a fool! You can be a quail with peace of mind, I have already asked for leave for you."

Speaking of this, Wally got excited, took out his mobile phone and took pictures of Dick crazily, and made harsh ridicules from time to time: "Who would have thought! Who would have thought! Tangtang Ye... Hehe, there is also today hahahahaha!"

Dick said bitterly: "Don't be crazy, Shanna's ability is unstable, be careful that you will be turned into a shrimp dumpling in a second."

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Wally laughed arrogantly, "Can't I hide? You are the only one who foolishly moves over when you find something is wrong."

"But I really didn't find anything abnormal." Dick was troubled by him, thinking hard, "Perhaps only the possessor of the ability can detect something is wrong."

"You are a quail, or a roasted quail, so don't worry about these things, enjoy your vacation." Wally had enough pictures, and Da Ma sat aside, "Tonight I will go back to the base to look through the information , and then contact Professor X to see if there is anyone on his side who can help."

"Okay." Dick couldn't think of a better way, "Hey, Shanna told me when she found something strange, but I didn't expect it to be strange."

Wally gloated: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha deserve it!"

Dick: I hate.JPG

Lunch time was coming soon, and Gushanna had to go back to the restaurant. Dick urged her to avoid physical contact with people as much as possible. If she couldn't avoid it, she would pull back in time when something strange happened.

Wally interjected, "What if Shanna doesn't hold back in time?"

"..." Dick thought for a moment, "Then find a way to bring back the people who turned into food~"

Gushanna always felt that his tone was a little cheerful, and said, "It sounds like you are looking forward to it."

Dick categorically denied: "No, I'm not looking forward to it at all."

Wally: "Hehe, the ending sound is floating, don't you look forward to it?"

Dick pretended not to hear. "Good luck, Shanna."

Wally: Okay, I'm really transparent :)

Throughout the afternoon, Gusanna spent the whole afternoon in a trance and fear, and did not dare to go out to greet guests, so she stayed in the kitchen and made oyakodon, teriyaki chicken drumstick rice, braised yellow chicken rice, and chestnut chicken with rice—— The theme of today's Chinese lunch is chicken.

Every time a chicken leg is taken out, Gushanna will talk to it to judge whether it is a real chicken or a person who has become a chicken leg.

Gaby overheard it by chance, and his head was filled with question marks: "Miss Boss, is this a unique Chinese tradition?"

"..." Gushanna smiled awkwardly, and said smoothly, "Mm, yes, yes. It is said that through the communication with the ingredients, it can understand the historical responsibility it shoulders, and the cooking will be more delicious."

Gaby was in awe: "No wonder your dishes are so delicious, Huaxia is really a mysterious place."

Gushanna laughed: "Yes, yes."

Then she heard Gaby sing a nursery rhyme to the tomahawk steak in his hand, in the soft voice of talking to a baby.

Gushanna: "..."

During the lunch break, Guzanne went home, moved Dick's bed to a cooler place, and asked him if he wanted to watch TV.

Dick was infinitely sad: "No need, I can't turn my eyes, the range I can see is only a small area in front of me."

Guishanna felt guilty and wanted to laugh, and asked, "Are you hungry? Can you move your mouth? What do quails eat, millet?"

Dick said abruptly, "The grilled quail shouldn't be hungry, it's all cooked."

Guzanne: "...you have a great inventory of bad jokes."

"Thank you." Dick said humbly, "This story tells us that it is very useful to accumulate a lot of bad jokes at ordinary times, and make cold jokes once at critical moments, hahaha."

Gushanna: "..."

At this moment, from the bottom of her heart, she wanted to interview Bruce, Jason, Tim and Damian who had worked with Dick, and asked her opinions on telling bad jokes to Dick. She estimated that everyone would express his optimism and perseverance. Compliment... bar.

At the same time, Wally tried his best to let the Titans understand that the reason why their leader didn't come back with him was because he turned into a fat roast quail.

Titans: "..."

However, after a brief silence, the atmosphere on the scene became lively again.

Garfield said first, "Roast quail? Is it the kind of quail we usually eat?"

Collie: "Seriously? Roast quail? Dick? Is this a metaphor?"

Rachel stood up suddenly, rolled up her sleeves and said, "Who did it?! Where is Dick now?"

Everyone hurriedly pushed her back and tried to persuade her.

Wally's head was as big as a bucket: "He's fine, he's fine, he... well, he's at Shanna's house now."

Because of Dick's entrustment, he did not tell everyone about Shanna's suspected superpower for the time being, but only briefly mentioned it.

Before the words fell, there was a sudden booing sound in the room.

Victor let out a wretched laugh: "Hey, the proprietress of the restaurant opposite the police station~"

Garfield followed closely behind: "I heard that they have an illegitimate daughter, is it true?"

Rachel pursed her mouth: "Impossible, at the age of the proprietress, how could there be such a big child?"

Curly: "Yes, Dick will never have anything to do with underage girls."

Wally subconsciously rubbed his neck, the place where Dick pinched was painful, he couldn't help but said guiltyly: "Okay, now is not the time to talk about this. Well, I'll go to Professor X to see if there is any way to change Dick back .”

"Wait, why are you looking for Professor X? The one who turned him into a quail?" Rachel's point of view always hit the nail on the head, "What is the origin of that person?"

Wally pretended to be stupid and said, "I don't know what that person's background is, but he does have a beautiful head."

Everyone: ... What's wrong with you imitating Dick, you have to imitate his cold jokes?

The author has something to say: Congratulations to Dick and Shanna for starting a cohabitation (fog) life hahaha~

Regarding the appellation of the characters, the real name of the character is used in daily life in this article, and the code name is used in battle.

Thanks to reader Jun Si for drawing mines, and thanks to readers who can’t think of nicknames QAQ, Hello Fan, Huo Tai and Xiao Juan’s nutrient solution~