[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Forum Name: Gotham Shopping, Shopping, Shopping

Subsection: what the hell

Subject post: Li Tao, a certain brand uses such solid materials, will it really not go bankrupt?

Posted by: mycelium floating ah floating

Contents:

A few days ago, I bought a Chinese New Year gift bag from a certain brand (not smoked, but bought, and the host is a non-emirate). Last night, I ate hot pot and boiled fish balls and beef balls. The ingredients are real, and I can tell that they are made of good meat. Yes, there is no strong taste of chemical additives, no added starch, it is said that meatballs are meatballs, and meat lovers will be satisfied!

I just cooked another corn and pork dumpling. The skin is thin, the stuffing is big and the meat is delicious. After eating one, I want to have another one. It is easy to wipe it off. The landlord who is losing weight is stroking his round belly, and the flow is happy and painful tears.

But...but...

Please forgive the host who is often cheated for being persecuted and delusional.

In the past, the host also bought many big brands of quick-frozen food. The actual product and the packaging bag are completely different, but a certain brand is basically the same. At this time, I would like to ask: Is there really such a customer-friendly business in the world?Am I dreaming? !

1L:

Yes, the host is dreaming, a certain brand is trying to harm you, please transfer the Chinese New Year gift package to me, I am willing to share the worries for the host!

2L:

Landlord, don't listen to your brother's nonsense.I am an employee of XX Food Testing Company. If you have doubts about the quality of a certain brand, please send the Chinese New Year gift package to XX Street, XX. I am willing to test for you for free.

5L:

Don't listen to the second brother's nonsense, the landlord, you will not be able to receive your Chinese New Year gift package after you send it out.Or send it to me, I am willing to test the poison on behalf of the landlord!I swear that I will only eat one bite of each, and return it to the landlord after confirming that it is non-toxic!Landlord look at me!

Look at my sincere eyes.JPG

7L:

Hahahahahaha I was laughed to death by the brothers upstairs! ! !The foodie attributes are fully exposed!

It is said that a certain brand’s Chinese New Year gift package is the most cost-effective, but the host doesn’t like pig skin and chicken feet, so he bought bald butter alone (I bought the cheap one, and my parents’ money was not blown by the wind).

Then, in the last few days of the final battle, I don’t have much time to study food. I always take a break to cook a pot of rice, and pour a large spoonful of bald butter on it when I eat it. Melting slowly, the naked eye can see the plumpness of the yellow color infiltrating into the cracks of the white rice, cook a pot of green leafy vegetables, and then add a sweet apple, so delicious that you can cry!

12L:

7L just made me hungry...

18L:

Is the main building talking about He XXya?The proprietress of this brand is the same as a certain restaurant. My cousin’s high school classmate’s first love girlfriend’s uncle’s daughter works in her house. She said that the proprietress herself runs around with this brand of dried tofu in her mouth, and even takes gift bags as employees. The welfare, quality should be ok.

23L:

He XX ya?Apart from being expensive, this brand has no disadvantages.

27L:

Brother 23, expensive is not its shortcoming, it's yours - from a poor ghost who can't afford He XXya.

29L:

He XX Ya's price is okay!Gangzhen, even if you go to an outside restaurant for this price, you may not be able to eat such good mutton siu mai and crystal shrimp dumplings!

38L:

Agree with Brother 29!Oh my god, his quick-frozen siu mai is so outstanding, almost no different from the ones in the restaurant, so I stocked up [-] boxes in one go!In the future, I can steam it any time I want to eat. I don’t have to roll on the bed in the middle of the night. I go out at six o’clock the next day, drive [-] miles to the city for an hour, and squat in front of the restaurant for two hours in the cold wind. Wait for the door to open!

40L:

Going back to 38L, I actually saw the living foodie spirit alive, admiration!

54L:

Brother 38 is simply too vivid hahahahahahaha!

60L:

Back to 18L, is a certain restaurant still recruiting?I want to work as a dishwasher at his house!

……

A week after the night of burning lights, Gu Shanna finally finished writing the [-]-word episode, and "Dr. Kiwi" was officially announced to be over.

Probably the readers were too shocked. Under the circumstances that the always stingy Green Haw Doujin website did not buy any marketing, #束皇减下刀刀刀立地成佛# unexpectedly became a hot search.

Gushanna’s WeChat message was beeping all night. Friends and editors were frightened when they saw the bright red and unique word “End” in her column full of pitfalls, thinking that her account had been hacked.

However, at this moment, Gushanna couldn't spare the energy to chat with her friends. After hurriedly dealing with the editor, she locked the door of the bedroom and began to study the task reward she had just obtained.

Prior to this, after a thorough analysis of the comments and content of "Dr. Kiwi", the system believed that the article was not unfinished, judged that the task was completed, and said that it would assign her an all-round chef who is good at Chinese and Western food.

Gushanna was very happy when she heard that, thinking that she would not need to recruit new chefs in the future, and she could skip a shift occasionally, leaving Gotham to attend some food festivals, learn to bake and so on.

But things backfired, all good wishes stopped when she saw the pet bar light up again.

pet bar...

Gusanna felt agitated in her heart, and while sweating, she clicked on the pet bar, and saw that in addition to Hannah, who was mentally retarded, there was another female bionic in a chef uniform, and her identity was indicated in the center of the bottom: 【Almighty culinary talent】.

Gushanna's eyes darkened. She had saved her reputation points for so long to bring Hannah's IQ above the average line. Now another bionic person needs to be upgraded and starred. What kind of reward is this?

[Successors of socialism, look carefully! 】

With a lot of doubts, Gu Shanna looked down, at least to see the attributes of the bionic person.

【Name: Unnamed

Gender: ♀ (female)

Age: tentative

Height: tentative

Type: Advanced all-round culinary talents

Level: Lv.0

Intelligence: 130

Cooking: 400

Marketing: 50

Entertainment: 50

Services: 100

Security: 100

Allocatable attribute points: 0]

Without further explanation from the system, Gu Shanna was automatically blinded by the three columns of [Advanced All-round Cooking Talent], [IQ] and [Culinary Skills].

However, when she saw [Lv.0] in the next second, Gushanna was depressed again: "Isn't this still going to cost her reputation points to upgrade her! I have to upgrade to a star in the future..."

God damn it!

It’s okay to upgrade, there is a limit to the success rate of star promotion, and it must be blessed by character. Like her, she is a scum of non-chiefs in any game, so how much reputation points will be wasted to create a high-level and full-star high-level bionic? !

[Cough, in fact, high-level is not the ultimate form of bionics. After reaching the full level and stars, players can also consume fame points to ascend to a boss-level bionic. The success rate of ascension at this stage is 0.38%. 】

Fame value again...

Still have to soar...

The success rate of ascension is so low! ! !

It is not easy for African chieftains to survive, and they are struggling to move forward by relying on krypton gold and guarantees. Who is this 0.38% success rate trying to kill? !

"..." Gushanna spat out blood silently, lifted the table and said, "Love someone! I won't serve you anymore! Send Dick to dig coal!"

(Dick: "Meow meow?")

[Successors of socialism, don't get excited!Upgrading to a star does not require reputation points. 】

Gushanna expressed doubts: "Oh?"

[As long as you complete the welfare chapter of the pit-filling task, you can unlock the experience points. In the future, you can use the fame points to upgrade the stars, and you can also use the experience points accumulated by the bionic person to upgrade the stars. Wouldn't it be a pleasure? 】

Gu Shanna didn't believe that the system would be so considerate, so she asked, "What the hell is the welfare chapter of the pit-filling task? Send me the content of the task."

[Benefits of the pit filling task: insist on daily updates of [-] for at least two weeks. 】

Gushanna: "..."

Three thousand words a day, twenty-one thousand words a week, forty-two thousand words two weeks, what the hell is killing her!

Gushanna really wanted to beat the system, but when she thought of the hard-to-get reputation points, she held back her sadness and asked, "You mean, as long as the bionics are working, they can accumulate experience points?"

【Yes.Taking the all-round culinary talents as an example, the acquisition of experience points is related to the difficulty of work, working hours and the price of dishes. Players can check the specific formula in the "Small Encyclopedia" column. 】

Gu Shanna took a little rest and read the encyclopedia, knowing that experience points are better than reputation points, so she immediately accepted the system's proposal and decided to take the [Pit Filling Mission: Welfare Chapter].

It's just that she doesn't have half a word of saved manuscripts now. After the communication between the two parties, the system showed mercy and allowed Gu Shanna to go back and save some manuscripts before activating the mission. The time limit is one week.

Gusanna named the new android "Julia" after her favorite gourmet movie "Julie and Julia", and its appearance also refers to Meryl Streep's appearance in the play.

After tossing everything, Gushanna opened the door and went out to find her boyfriend in the next room for comfort.

Dick was still wondering why she was so enthusiastic today, so Gushanna said aggrievedly: "Hey, hey, he's going to work overtime again, let's overdraw next week's kisses in advance!"

Dick: "..."

Sure enough, it was all an illusion that his girlfriend was so enthusiastic about him, and the real reason was that charming little Bichi at work.

Dick didn't expect that one day he would ask such a resentful question as "Which is more important, my work or me?"

Gu Shanna stroked his face softly, and said lovingly: "Of course you are important! But if I don't work overtime, you may be sent to dig coal!"

Dick nibbled at her resentfully, and said with a dark face, "Don't you think your reasons are too bad, and you look like a scumbag?"

Gushanna said weakly: "What I said is true..."

Judging by the shamelessness of the system, if she treats the task negatively, Dick may really be sent to dig coal; but judging by Dick's wit, the final outcome is also very likely that he directs the original coal boss to dig coal, And the system was jumping in anger %

Tsk, why do you suddenly have the illusion of losing a hundred million?

The author has something to say: "The Story of Detective Grayson Digging Coal"

1.

System: Do the task!

Shanna: No!

System: Dick Grayson has been sent to a remote mountainous area to dig coal due to the player's negative attitude towards the task!

2.

The coal boss waved his whip: "Dig for me!"

Dick rolled up his sleeves: "Tsk, it's been 9102, and there is still a black-hearted coal mine?"

3.

Coal boss, system, pawn.

【End】

Hahahaha I can't help the title party, the ending is "Dr. Kiwi", not "Delicious Superhero"!I still have a lot of delicious girls to write~