[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Gushanna has been a little worried recently, not only in one aspect, but in all aspects.

After agreeing to do the welfare chapter of the pit-filling task, Gu Shanna spent a few nights sorting through the documents in the computer, checking out which ones were easy to write and writing them.

Unexpectedly, I have accumulated too many brain holes over the years. Gu Shanna looked at it and was always hesitant, undecided which one to write.

At first, Gushanna took a fancy to "Detective Cat Ears".

Because Gu Shanna has the habit of writing outlines and writing diaries, after looking through the notes, she knew that this is a novella, which is expected to write [-] words, and the current [-] words. If you just look at the number of words, this one is the most suitable. Just finished the task.

Because the ultimate goal of the pit-filling task is to fill in all the pits, the system also promised that if she successfully completes the article during the task, not only will she be able to unlock [experience points], but she will also have additional rewards.

However, this article was created by Guzanne during the time when she was fascinated by watching "Sherlock", eating cat ear biscuits one night, and came up with a sudden brain fever.

At that time, she was overflowing with inspiration, and Mount Everest couldn't stop her. She only mentioned the source of inspiration and the time of the pit in her writing diary. There was neither a person nor an outline. Brush to write down.

Because there is no outline and the time is too long, Gu Shanna read the existing [-]-word manuscript of "Cat Ear Detective" dozens of times, and even found out the Weibo and Moments posted at that time. I don't know how the plot develops after that.

Gushanna sobbed inwardly, put down "Cat Ear Detective" helplessly, clicked on the folder named "S.H.I.E.L.D. Adorable", and found out in despair that it was an epic trilogy.

The first part is called "S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Cute Fruit Raiders". The opening chapter is expected to be 40 words.

The second part is called "The Cheese Legend of SHIELD".

The third part is called "S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Adorable Seafood Myth", which echoes from beginning to end and sublimates the theme. It is estimated to be 80 words.

Gushanna: "..."

God damn it!She can't even make a short story of [-] words, but she still fantasizes about writing a super long novel. How prolific she is, how daring she is, the world's stage is at her disposal.

However, although the "S.H.I.E.L.D. Trilogy" is long, it has a very detailed outline.According to the notes on the first page of the outline, Gushanna also found a detailed outline and biographies filled with three notebooks. The setting is complete, the background is rich, and it will not be difficult to write.

That is, the battle line is too long, the relationship between the characters is extremely chaotic, the storyline is too ups and downs, and the big scenes follow one after another, which is quite unfriendly to the author's brain cells.

Gushanna felt that after writing this huge work with a total of 180 million words, she would almost be buried in the ground.

Obviously, "S.H.I.E.L.D. Trilogy" is not suitable to fill in now.

"Blackberry Widow" has too many fighting scenes and big scenes, both of which happen to be the shortcomings of Gusanna, the writing is more difficult, and it is also a trilogy.

Gu Shanna closed the folder exhausted, wondering why she was so obsessed with the trilogy at that time, and then she accidentally saw a large number of screenshots of "The Lord of the Rings Trilogy" in the hard disk, and suddenly realized.

Fortunately, she was no longer enthusiastic about "Harry Potter Seven Books", otherwise the full document would be in the format of "XXX Seven Books".

……

As for other ideas, "Revenge Fruit Alliance" is short and sharp, but it is the sequel to "S.H.I.E.L.D. Trilogy", the storylines complement each other and are indispensable.

In other words, readers will not understand "Revenge Fruit Alliance" until the "S.H.I.E.L.D. Trilogy" is finished.

There are also "Steel Man Trilogy", "Captain Peach Trilogy", and "Winter Melon Warrior Trilogy", all of which are related to each other. A work as a foreshadowing.

And all the above works are grouped in a folder called [Pit Emperor Universe].

Gushanna had angina and couldn't figure out why he, a pit king, wanted to learn from Marvel to develop the universe.

The pit emperor universe, at first glance, is not a good universe that is simple and unpretentious, but a proper flirtatious bitch.

Gusanna was almost desperate. She swiped and pulled the touchpad, aimlessly clicking to open one file after another, and closing them one after another.Just when she was thinking about drawing lots, she saw a document called [Family Daily Comedy].

Gu Shanna was shocked, if it wasn't a folder, then it shouldn't be a trilogy with millions of words!

She couldn't wait to open the document, and the next second she was pleasantly surprised to find that not only was this not a fatal trilogy, but it was also an outline essay with very little difficulty in writing!

The so-called outline article is an article with a relaxed plot, interesting dialogue, rapid progress, tens of thousands of words can be written in one night, and readers are not tired after reading it.

what! ! ! ! !

Damn chicken, my wife is saved! ! !

what! ! ! ! !

Guzanne uttered the aftermath groundhog call and moved her finger on the touchpad to see what the article was about.

Ok……

that……

Gu Shanna stared at the sentence "Bruce is the most famous roast turkey in Gotham City, he has four cubs, all of whom have made fried chicken" at the beginning of the article, and fell into deep thought.

Wan Wanmei thought that this is an article about the daily life of the Bat family, combined with the setting of the article, or it is a comedy about the daily life of the Chicken family.

With indescribably complicated emotions, Gu Shanna quickly read through the existing [-]-word manuscript. The general plot of this article is as follows:

A long time ago, there was a city named Gotham City on the planet Jiujiu, where the folk customs were simple and the climate was pleasant, and it consistently ranked first in the list of "the most suitable city for chickens" selected by "Jiujiu Empire Magazine" all the year round.

It's such a good place with outstanding people. There is a roast turkey named Bruce Wayne. He is handsome and tall. In life... the greatest joy of being a chicken is to pick up chicks at home.

Of course, the chicks picked up should not be left alone, and Bruce took on the responsibility of teaching them responsibly, leading them to cluck on the right path of making chickens.

The education method of Jiujiu planet is naturally different from that of human beings. After a brief look at Gushanna, she couldn't help but be deeply impressed by her own brain hole——

First of all, Bruce cleaned the chicks and put on the seasoning-this stage is roughly equivalent to the teacher explaining the basics.

Then, cover the chicks with plastic wrap, put them in the refrigerator to marinate for 24 hours, and eat the sauce thoroughly-the teacher assigns homework, and tells the students to go back and practice more to understand the basics.

Then, burn a pot of hot oil, throw in the already tasty chicks and fry them until golden—probably the teacher explained how to expand knowledge.

In the end, I got four fried fried chickens with beautiful appearance and tangy aroma—similar to the end of the final exam, the teacher issues graduation certificates to the students.

Afterwards, Roast Turkey Bruce led a happy (chun) happy (meng) daily life with four fried chickens that were very successful in making chickens.

Gushanna: "..."

She vaguely remembered that during the serialization period, the readers in the comments all said so——

"What a metaphor! It's a ruthless satire and lash against the current deformed education system!"

"The novel where the master is the protagonist is full of depth!"

"I beg my wife not to cheat! Although it's a cute daily life, I also read a lot of deep thoughts!"

"Tsk, the master taught the children how to cook chickens correctly, isn't he alluding to today's sick society that laughs at the poor but not at the prostitutes!"

……

In fact, readers really think too much. Gushanna has read the diary before the pit was opened. She wrote this simply because she had a stomach problem at that time and needed to strictly avoid food, but she especially wanted to eat fried chicken...

Gushanna was ashamed, while moving the document to the [Filling] folder, while thinking about changing the title, "Family Daily Comedy" is so sloppy, I am really sorry for my boyfriend's family.

After a few struggles, Gu Shanna changed the title of the column to "Jiujiu Daily". As soon as the information on her side was updated, readers were keenly aware of the change.

"Did I read it wrong? My wife changed the name of an article, so I have to fill in this one later?"

“啊啊啊啊啊啊我的鸡肉家族有后续啦！！！难得尤深度的日常萌文啊！！！”

"Lifetime QAQ"

"This story tells us that we must take good care of our health and strive to outlive the author!!!"

……

Gushanna again: "..."

You really think too deeply, you must all be young experts with full marks in reading comprehension in the Chinese test, chirp chirp, cheers for you.

Now that there is a detailed outline and rich materials, after selecting the pits to be filled, Gushanna calmed down about the task of filling the pits.Next, as long as she finds time to write a little every day, she will be able to accumulate [-] words of manuscripts within a month.

What really made her bald was actually [pet training], that is, teaching Julia how to cook.

This incident is really a bitter tear.

On the second day after getting the senior bionic human, Gu Shanna revealed to Li Han that he had hired an excellent professional Chinese chef, and he would gradually take his place in the back kitchen in the future.

This was originally in the plan of the two of them. Since the launch of [Hestia Foods], the sales volume has been quite good, and the income has also been considerable.Gu Shanna wants to develop new products, so he can't stay in the back kitchen of the restaurant all day, so Li Han is quite excited and asks when the new chef will come.

Fortunately, Gu Shanna had kept an eye on it at the time, and secretly felt that it was unlikely that the system would allow her to easily have a new chef because of the system's usual style of behavior, so she told Li Han that it would take a few days.

Sure enough, when I got home that night, Gushanna let Julia out to have a look, and found that she couldn't even boil eggs.

At this time, the chicken thief's system told her that although Julia's cooking attribute points are high, they are still factory settings, and all data is blank, and she needs to complete [pet training], which is to teach the owner one dish by one. , to become a real chef.

"..." Gushanna wanted to hit someone after hearing this, "Do I have to teach it myself? Can't I just follow the online videos?"

【no. 】

Gushanna almost collapsed: "Why?"

[Because Julia is your pet, of course pets must be taught by their owners in order to become excellent pets! 】

Gu Shanna argues: "However, their pet school is more professional! They have scientific teaching materials and trained teachers, and one class hour is worth ten class hours at home!"

[The love education given by the owner to pets is more important than the scientific training in pet schools. 】

Gushanna was convinced: "You are really an old sow wearing bras, one set after another!"

No wonder Hannah and Julia should be included in the pet column. This is a hole that has been dug long ago and waited for her to jump!

Therefore, you must make comprehensive preparations before raising a pet. If you don’t have enough time to accompany your pet (…), don’t raise it.

The matter had come to this point, it was useless for Gusanna to be angry, so she had to secretly release Julia when Dick was not at home, and taught her how to cook, starting with the simplest scrambled eggs with tomato.

The Chinese food course is fairly easy. After several months of intensive practice, Gushanna has already mastered it and summed up many useful tips.

Western food and baking are a bit difficult. Even though Gu Shanna has recently supplemented relevant knowledge, she doesn't know many dishes, which is far from the level of being a teacher.

In desperation, Gushanna had no choice but to look for teaching videos on the Internet, and then teach Julia after learning by herself.

Although it was laborious and time-consuming to do so, the effect was not bad, and she could also learn a lot of knowledge about Western food, which made her want to kill the system a little calmer.

The only problem is that the police station is too close to the apartment, and Dick may come back at any time, which makes Guzanne like a schoolboy watching TV, always on guard, putting Julia back in the pet pen at the slightest sign of trouble, and cleaning the battlefield with wind speed.

After a few days, Gushanna was so exhausted that she finally couldn't help asking while walking one night: "Why don't you go on a business trip?!"

Dick: "???"

When Wally heard about it, his jaw almost dropped: "Damn it, can't you? I know your skills. You haven't done it for a month, and Shanna is tired of you?"

Dick was worried: "I don't think it's possible either. The day before yesterday, she asked me if I wanted to eat the Man Han Banquet!"

"..." Wally rolled his eyes at him, "Actually, you are here to show your affection!"

"No." Dick was aggrieved, "Shanna is really looking forward to my business trip."

Wally touched his chin: "Why? Don't couples who are in love want to stick to each other, and can't even pick it off?"

Dick: "And it's still far away from my birthday, which can rule out the option that Shanna wants to surprise me."

Wally: "Is Shanna trying to date another man while you're away?"

He looked at Dick's handsome face, then shook his head firmly and said, "Impossible! I don't believe that after Shanna and you have looked at each other affectionately, you can still fall in love with other men!"

After ruling out a dozen possibilities, they couldn't think of any other possibilities. The two looked at each other in dismay, and at the same time sighed "the brain circuit of the girlfriend is so difficult to understand".

While Dick was balding for love, Gushanna was crying for his career.

After all, Julia is an advanced bionic person with first-class learning ability. She only needs to demonstrate a dish once to master it, but——

[Successful study, mastered Braised Pork Rice!Get the recipe: Braised Pork Rice (Level: Barely Edible)! 】

Gushanna: "???"

Now that I have learned it, why do I need to follow [Level: Barely Edible]?

Gushanna's heart was full of alarm bells, and she asked the system: "Are you trying to do something again?"

[Successor of socialism, your IQ really never drops! 】

How shameless to admit it!

Gu Shanna held a spatula in one hand and akimbo in the other: "What does this level... [barely edible] mean?"

[As the saying goes, practice makes perfect.At present, pets have just mastered the recipe of braised pork rice, and the experience points gained when making it are less. Players can increase the food level by increasing the training time (not available for now), or finding better quality recipes to teach pets. 】

Gushanna: "..."

This dog comparison system is really scheming!

Previously, in order to cultivate Julia into a talented person in the shortest possible time, the recipes Gusanna found were all home-cooked quick-hand dishes with relatively simple preparation steps and no technical content, rather than the standard practice of professional chefs.

For example, when marinating beef, after mixing it with baking soda, salt and water, it is necessary to put it in the refrigerator for one night, but skip the refrigeration here, and marinate it for 10 minutes before putting it into the pot.

For another example, when making stewed pork rice, shallots should be used to cook scallion crisps and scallion oil. To simplify the process, Gu Shanna used the scallion oil bought in the supermarket, and the scallion crisps were fried with ordinary white onions.

In fact, this has little impact on the taste. At most, the beef is not as tender as the full version, and the scallion crisps are not authentic enough. But Gu Shanna was in a hurry and thought that he could correct it later, so he taught Julia .

Unexpectedly, the system is very strict (shi) and (bi). After considering the difficulty of production, taste and appearance, it only gives a score of [barely edible].

Gushanna has read [Small Encyclopedia] and knows that this is the lowest level among the five levels of recipes. Cooking braised pork rice can only get 1 experience point.

Gu Shanna was so angry: "Why do you have so many things every day!!! Can't the recipe level be practiced and upgraded in practice?! Do you think the chef's recipe is easy to learn?! Just preparing the seasoning How about dozens of steps?!"

[If players want their pets to upgrade their recipes through practice, they can unlock the practice value by completing the promotional chapter of the restaurant mission! 】

Gushanna: "..."

Goubi's routine was like eighteen bends on a mountain road. Gu Shanna was about to explode with anger. Just as she was about to flip the table, a black gap suddenly opened in the air.

Gusanna was taken aback, and immediately understood that it was Rachel who opened the portal. She was busy trying to take Julia back to the pet pen, but she was a step too late. Just as she put down the spatula, Dick and Wally had already stepped out of the portal while chatting. .

The eight eyes met, and the four faces were confused.

Gu Shanna stammered: "You, why did you come back suddenly?"

There was a little disappointment in Wally's excited tone: "It's in the kitchen? Hey, why is it with a woman?"

Julia: "Master, can I talk? When are we going to learn the next recipe?"

Dick: "..."

The author has something to say: System: Ah——!The offspring of routines—yo! ! ! !I love the sun! ! ! !Sun, the one who loves Yo routines! ! ! !

Wally: Whoa!Caught in bed... Huh? ? ? ?What is the kitchen?

Dick: I knew it :) But what about the master? ? ? ?

Shanna: Life without love.JPG

The promised five thousand words, even one less punctuation mark will not work~

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