[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Like other restaurants, the food display cabinets of [Superhero Theme Restaurant] are also placed outside the gate. Anyway, the food used as models is pinched with wax and food coloring, and it is also blessed with a security system, so you are not afraid of being stolen.

(Oswald: Hello? Am I not alive?)

The night was getting darker, and there was no one on the street. Oswald estimated that the time was almost up, so he cheered up and summoned his lovely bird companions as usual.

One evening a few days ago, Nygma① dressed up as a courier and went to the restaurant to eat. On the pretext of wanting to see the real food, he stood in front of the food display cabinet for a few minutes, and took the opportunity to tell him the most gratifying information in recent times. .

"Even if we are turned into food by Gurshanna, we can still display our own superpowers. If you don't believe me, try it."

When Oswald heard the news, he was so happy that he almost laughed out loud, but as a white and fat rice ball, he had no eyes to exchange tacit glances with Nygma for the time being, so he could only hold his ecstasy in his heart, and he would get a full-scale vision later. Celebrate after your victory.

That night, Oswald experimented secretly.

Nygma's information was indeed correct, his special connection with the birds still existed, that is, he had to use several times more strength than before when summoning.

Oswald didn't care much about it, as long as it didn't affect the action, these things were minor problems.

He never did anything unprepared, and for the next few days, he would find opportunities to practice sneakily in the middle of the night, until now his body was able to master the skills of communicating with birds.

At this time, after sending out the signal as usual, Oswald squatted quietly on the plate and waited.

However, tonight was inexplicably abnormal. A full 15 minutes passed without a single bird flying or anything happening.

Oswald was a little dazed, and even more unbelievable. With doubts, he operated it again, and made sure that every link was correct.

Time passed by, and Oswald waited and waited. Not to mention half a feather, he didn't even see a lump of bird droppings. The surrounding was so quiet that he could hear the sound of small bugs crawling on the glass of the food display case.

Seaweed rice balls... No, Oswald frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

At the same time, in an apartment about 5 minutes away from the restaurant, Gusanna just finished watering the plants next to the French windows, and when she turned around, she saw birds standing on the railing outside the closed balcony.

During the previous renovation, Gushanna was curious about why the closed balcony was surrounded by railings. The property owner explained that because the closed balcony in the community is made of glass, which is not stable enough, it would be safer with railings.

Well, after living for such a long time, the safety of the fence has not been reflected for the time being, but the convenience of the bird standing on it and knocking on the glass has been shown.

Dick came out of the room with a water glass, and was also surprised by the sight of birds swarming outside the balcony: "Wow, there are so many birds!"

Seeing that Gusanna was going to chase him away, he quickly stopped him and said, "Hey, that's a blackbird, don't try to recruit it, this bird will take revenge."

Gu Shanna was dubious, took the mobile phone to check online, it was true!

A netizen posted that because the blackbird was stealing the sun-dried corn at home, her father took a broom to chase it away. Unexpectedly, the bird was very vengeful, so he immediately found a group of companions and threw bird droppings at her family’s grain farm (… ...).

It’s fine if you only throw it once. People don’t care about animals. The key point is that the bird is very persistent and reports on time every day. No matter it’s windy or rainy, bird droppings are never absent and leave early. You must throw them until you can’t poop. Come to give up.

Since then, the netizen's Guchang has never had a peaceful day, and was forced to move to the other side of the village.As a result, just a few days after moving, her father saw blackbirds flying around the valley when he went out. The old man was so frightened that he turned around and ran away without even noticing that his shoes had fallen off.

The sand sculpture netizens in the comments are all watching the excitement, hahaha, but Gu Shanna's hairs stand on end. She glanced at the black yellow-billed birds standing on the railing, and always felt that their eyes looked at her with enthusiasm.

Gu Shanna shivered, took half a step back and said, "Dick, Dick, do you think they look at me wrong?"

Hearing this, Dick took a few steps forward to check it out, and said solemnly, "Well, especially the biggest one in the middle, how can I look at it as if I know you."

Gu Shanna's scalp was numb, and she tremblingly said: "No, isn't it? Although I shouted every day to kill chickens and geese, I didn't actually kill them! Could it be that it came to avenge our compatriots?"

Dick was led astray by her, and he actually thought about it for a few seconds before he said, "Isn't it? Chickens belong to Galliformes, geese belong to Anseriformes, and blackbirds belong to Passeriformes. Their blood relationship is not too close." !"

Gushanna: "..."

Just as I was about to go online to find out how to live in harmony with the blackbird, my left wrist suddenly felt tingly, and the long-lost coolness hit again.

Gushanna yelled "ah", instinctively protected her left wrist with her right hand, and the phone fell to the floor with a snap.

Tuk Tuk Tuk!

Tuk Tuk Tuk!

Dick was about to go to Fugushanna, but he looked back when he heard the sudden and violent sound of a bird's beak knocking on the glass.

The birds outside the window seemed to be inspired by something, and their emotions became more and more high. For a moment, Dick even suspected that he was hallucinating, because he saw the admiration in the small black eyes of the blackbirds...

Combined with the direction of their sight, it should be the admiration for Gushanna.

In this case, these blackbirds must not have come to avenge the chickens, ducks and geese.

Dick and the blackbirds looked at each other for a moment, seeing the dissatisfaction of the birds getting stronger and stronger, he suddenly had a bold guess.

Gu Shanna was dragged to the floor-to-ceiling windows with a dazed expression, and heard her boyfriend say, "Come on, talk to them."

Gushanna: "???"

Dick encouraged: "You can say anything, just try."

"..." Gushanna wanted to roll her eyes, but she was afraid of causing the blackbirds to misunderstand, so she suppressed her dislike for her boyfriend and stammered, "Good evening, have you eaten yet?"

Dick: "..."

But the blackbirds were extremely excited, flapping their wings one by one, pecking at the glass, and giving her enthusiastic feedback: "Quack quack!"

The coldness on the left wrist became more and more serious, Gu Shanna unexpectedly said: "Oh, the food is still soft, with boiled eggs added!"

As soon as the words fell, Dick: "!!!"

And after Gu Shanna reacted, it was as if she had been struck by lightning, and her whole body was in a bad mood: "Damn!!!"

Dick: "Can you understand the birdsong?!"

Gushanna was in a trance: "I don't know, just for a moment... what the hell?"

Excited blackbirds: "Quack quack quack!"

Dick looked at the blackbird, then at Guzanne: "What do you mean?"

Gushanna almost jumped up: "It-it-it-it asked me if I have any troubles, and it is willing to help!"

How can I help?Throw shit at people's door? !

Dick raised his eyebrows: "Then you can say whatever you want, let's try and see if what they say is true!"

Guzanne: "My, my only worry lately is Oswald, he got caught so easily, it always feels like he's digging for us—"

Before the word "pit" was finished, the eyes of the blackbirds suddenly became serious. The little birds whispered to each other, nodded at the people in the room, kicked their little claws, flapped their wings and flew away. The formation was quite neat. , very orderly.

Their operations were as fierce as tigers, far beyond Gushanna and Dick's knowledge of birds, and they couldn't help but stand there, watching the group of small animals with high IQs leave.

After a long time, when the bird was no longer visible under the gray-blue sky, Dick said quietly: "My back is so cold, I have an ominous feeling."

Gu Shanna swallowed: "Well, thinking of their vengeful character, the Baihui acupoint on the top of my head is also a bit cold."

The inquisitive Dick: "What is Baihui Point——"

Their phones rang at the same time, one calling from Wally and the other from Lorna.

The two looked at each other, seeing a trace of doubt in each other's eyes.

Dick answered the phone first: "Wally, what's the matter?"

Wally's ghostly howl suddenly broke through the phone's receiver and hit Dick's ear: "Damn!!! The food display case in the restaurant was attacked by people... no, it was attacked by birds!!!"

Dick: "???"

At this time, Gushanna also connected the phone, and Lorna's scolding immediately hit her head and face: "Damn chicken!!! What a bunch of security systems, it doesn't work at all!!! Madam, on our food display cabinet There's bird shit everywhere!!!"

Gushanna: "???"

The background sound is Wally screaming: "Are you calling Shanna? Tell me earlier, why am I calling Dick, wasting the phone bill!"

Lorna was furious: "Get out of the way! I'm going to shave these bastards tonight!"

Wally seemed to be tugging at Lorna: "Fuck you! This is a blackbird who loves revenge, do you want to be smashed all over by bird shit?"

Lorna: "What the hell! When did the restaurant provoke them? Didn't the glass door of the restaurant just get wiped?"

Wally also scolded: "Yeah! We do business honestly, isn't this the one sent by the enemy to make trouble?!"

Gusanna & Dick: "..."

The two looked at each other, seeing great confusion in each other's eyes.There was still a trace of despair in Gushanna's eyes, and Dick knew that she was worried about the money from the cleaning company to clean the battlefield.

The other end of the phone was messy, Lorna clamored to adjust the surveillance, and must not let half of the bird go, Wally tried desperately to persuade her not to make a feud with the blackbird, and just ask the Animal Management Bureau to come and take a look.

In the confusion, Gushanna coughed lightly, and mumbled, "That...it seems like I sent them there."

Wally & Lorna: "Ma'am, don't be angry, we're sure—ah?? What did you say?!"

Gusanna glared at Dick: "I said, it seems that I... Dick asked me to send this group of blackbirds."

Dick touched the tip of his nose, leaned over with a strong desire for survival, and said, "Yes, I asked Shanna to send them there."

Wally & Lorna: "?!?!?!"

The author has something to say: Lorna & Wally: You prodigal couple!

Oswald: Serene Smile.JPG

① Nygma: Riddler

Blackbird really loves to hold grudges, I have seen a lot of complaints and posts hahahaha~