[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Forum Name: Gotham Shopping, Shopping, Shopping

Subsection: what the hell

Topic post: Am I the last to know that [Superhero Theme Restaurant] was attacked by the shit bomb of the Blackbird Legion?

Posted by: Eat melon

Contents:

Uh, have you read today's newspaper? [Superhero Theme Restaurant] seems to be on the front page of the "Gotham Daily" social news, and it is the only social news headline in the history of the "Gotham Daily" that has nothing to do with the murder...

1L:

? ? ?ah? ? ?I gonna go see!

2L:

Landlord, you are not the last one, I am...

What the hell is the Blackbird Legion 233333

3L:

Fuck?Awesome, my super English restaurant...

5L:

I live near the restaurant, it's too miserable, it's really too miserable, the sky is full of bird droppings!

I passed by the restaurant before going to work, and the little man who was the manager was on the verge of tears.

11L:

@打假侠

Come and post a post to scold the restaurant for hiring a blackbird army to throw shit at the restaurant entrance in order to win a position!

13L:

Back to 11L: Hahahahaha, you are such a clever little ghost who doesn’t take too much trouble while watching the excitement~

15L:

This is too disgusting, right?Damn chicken, I plan to eat rice with abalone sauce at noon!

17L:

Back to 15L: The bird feces were thrown at the entrance of the restaurant, not in the rice with abalone sauce. What's so disgusting?

18L just now 15L:

Back to 17L, you say that, even more disgusting [vomiting][vomiting][vomiting]

Don't worry, I will still eat it.Even if there is really bird droppings in the rice with abalone juice, I will calmly pick out the droppings and continue eating, hee hee.

24L:

Back to 18L: Brother, do you have to be so hard on yourself?

27L (reply from the landlord):

Back to 18L: ………

32L:

What? ? ? ?My [Superhero Theme Restaurant] is so popular that even blackbirds want to eat it? ? ?

Oops, then I have to act fast, or the new Chinese New Year hard dishes series will be sold out! ! ! !

And my hero stickers! ! !I'm still eight short! ! !The blackbird army will kill me! ! !

36L (reply from the landlord):

Reply to 32L: Baby, you are such a breath of fresh air among the replies from a bunch of bird droppings and bird droppings.

……

Li Han was really angry.

He worked hard for half a year, chatting and laughing with friends from all walks of life for so long, but failed to put the [Superhero Theme Restaurant] on the headlines of the food section of the "Gotham Daily", but now because of a small bird droppings, the restaurant is suspended. Social news headlines in the Gotham Daily News.

The report titled "Blackbird Legion's Transcontinental Action, Restaurant Suffered by Bird Shit Bomb | Bomb Attack" is not only the headline of the paper version of "Gotham Daily", but also the most popular in the newspaper's online, mobile, audio, and blind editions. All the eye-catching homepages have this piece of news floating around.

Li Han shuddered and swiped his phone to check netizens' comments on the news.

“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈神特么鸟屎炸|弹！”

“[The food display is covered with bird droppings] Hahahahaha, the food models in the cabinet are suffering!”

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, this sand sculpture news head laughed and picked it up, press it, and continue to laugh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"The floor master is a wolf!"

"[Experts highly suspect that someone in the restaurant has offended these blackbirds]???? Experts, are you serious????"

"The blackbird bears vengeance, the experts are right. It's just funny to see this kind of statement from the always serious "Gotham Daily". I thought I had traveled to the "Gotham Sand Sculpture Daily" hahahaha!"

"The "Gotham Daily" and "Gotham Sand Sculpture Daily" are run by the same company, don't you know that upstairs? This is called brotherhood, friendly troops help each other."

"What a goddamn brotherhood!"

"I beg the owner of the restaurant's psychological shadow area, hahahaha, in a trance, prosperous and prosperous, He Houhua!"

……

The screen was full of hahahaha, which made Li Han's head hurt. He closed the webpage, and tears of guilt welled up in his eyes. What if the proprietress knew about it?

"The store manager, you need to sign the bill of the cleaning company!"

Suddenly, the door of the office was pushed open, Li Han raised his eyes slightly, and the first thing he saw was Wally's never-formal smile.

Wally shook a few thin receipts in his hand, and flashed to Li Han's side: "Come, sign."

Li Han took the receipt, looked at the amount, and his head ached again: "Why is it so expensive, the last New Year's cleaning was not so expensive."

Wally: "The cleaning company said that bird droppings are wet or dry, and it's hard to deal with them, so they have to charge more."

"..." Li Han was speechless, so he could only slowly pick up a pen and sign his name, "Hey, money! I wanted to save some money to buy a conspicuous advertising space for the restaurant in the mall."

Wally comforted him "intimately": "Although we can't buy advertising space in the mall, the restaurant will be on the front page of the "Gotham Daily" for a day, and maybe the TV station will come to interview and broadcast it 24 hours a day. Compared with the traffic of the advertising space, it is much larger!"

It's okay if he doesn't say anything, but the more he talks, the corners of Li Han's mouth twitch more and more, and the fat on his cheeks trembles, like a poor patient with hemifacial spasm.

In the end, the chubby shop manager wailed, leaned on the table and cried bitterly: "I'm sorry for the proprietress' trust!"

Wally: I just smile, I don’t say anything.JPG

There was a lot of voices at the entrance of the restaurant, and the rinsed food display cabinets were put back to their original places. The onlookers were disappointed that they could not see the legendary bird droppings all over the sky (...), and gradually dispersed.

The street gradually became quiet. Peter opened the cabinet door and put the food models back one by one, except for the kimbap.

Originally, Guzanne intended to put it back in the pantry, or send it back to Arkham Asylum.But I don't know what Dick and Peter said together, they firmly disagreed to put the rice ball back.

Gushanna was puzzled: "Why?"

Dick looked enigmatic: "You know [Penguin] can summon birds."

Gushanna: "I know, but is there any necessary connection between the two?"

Dick smiled and changed the subject quickly: "When the blackbird appeared last night, did your wrists get cold?"

"???" Gushanna was taken aback for a moment, and quickly understood what he meant, "Ah—isn't it? This is also okay? Can I still control other people's abilities?"

Peter: "I think so."

Dick added: "I'll give Ken Adams a call later to see if there's any other key information he's keeping from us."

Gushanna: "..."

Peter lowered his voice: "Then... what about the rice ball? Lorna just put it in the freezer."

"Don't put it in the freezer." Dick thought for a while, and said, "Put the rice balls in a takeaway box and put them next to the trash can at the back door. If he is really——he will definitely act again."

Gu Shanna gradually recovered from the shock, and added: "Wrap the outside of the takeaway box with a layer of plastic wrap to prevent the carton from being soaked in bird feces, making it so wet that it is difficult to handle, and the smell still sticks to the rice balls. "

(Oswald: "Meow meow???")

With a bitter face, Dick ran out holding his mobile phone: "I'd better go make a call!"

"..." Peter shuddered, grinning his teeth, "Miss Boss, can you not describe it so vividly? I can already smell bird droppings."

Gushanna said innocently: "Did I say something wrong? The vivid narrative is that every author—"

Peter turned around and ran away: "Hi, lady boss! Goodbye, lady boss!"

Gushanna: "..."

That night, next to the trash can at the back door of the restaurant, Oswald was under the attack of the crazy bird droppings of the blackbird army, puzzled.

Since discovering this special ability, Oswald has been manipulating birds to serve him for decades. Unless the signal is blocked by external forces (such as in Arkham Asylum), he has never miss.

However, after he turned into a rice ball, every time he summoned the birds, it was like calling a string. As soon as the signal was sent out, he turned to an area that Oswald didn't know, and then the signal was completely cut off.

And then, accompanied by the ugly quacking of the blackbird, the overwhelming bird droppings poured down on Oswald's body like a torrential rain.

After being favored by bird feces for three consecutive days, Oswald was almost mad with anger, but he also became vigilant, knowing that there was a problem with the connection between himself and the bird, and he did not dare to call at will.

In the apartment, Dick was holding beef jerky in his mouth, pointing his index finger at the data points on the whiteboard: "Look, it's this time again, just as your left wrist feels cold, the blackbird army is here."

Gu Shanna was so sleepy, she tried her best to hold her eyelids: "So?

Dick: "Although our equipment can't detect the phenomenon of laver rice balls, especially before and after the appearance of the blackbird army, I am sure that these cuties were recruited by Oswald, but you somehow cut them off. "

The system praised: [The word Jiehu is quite vivid. 】

CUSANNA: Shut up!

Gushanna wanted to sleep so much, she lay down on the dining table, and said angrily, "What would you say?"

Dick: "Adams said that because of the lack of experimental data, Blackwing's research on you is not thorough."

Gushanna: "..."

Dick hurriedly said: "After hearing this, I immediately scolded him. What do you mean? I want to tie you up for an experiment. You deserve a beating!"

Gushanna was satisfied with her boyfriend's desire to survive. She stood up and yawned: "If you cut off your beard, cut off your beard, which means that my ability has evolved again. It's a good thing. Oh, have you finished? I want Go back to bed."

Dick: "Two more sentences."

Gushanna had no choice but to brace herself and wait for his next words.

Seeing Dick approaching her mysteriously, he said in a ghostly voice, "Honey, in order to fool the leaders above, Director Adams arranged a New Year trip to Gotham for Black Wing's action team. Priest is the leader. Let's put together a show."

Gu Shanna was so sleepy that her reaction was slow: "???"

Dick smiled evilly: "Say, do we want to arrange a bird poop reception feast with Gotham characteristics for Black Wing's action team? Hehehe."

The author has something to say: Dick: looking forward to the fly rubbing jio.JPG

Black Wings: ? ? ?

Wow, tomorrow is New Year's Eve, I wish you all a happy new year in advance~(≧▽≦)/~