[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

The night was quiet.

The pure moonlight sprinkled on the kitchen floor, and there seemed to be water ripples.

Steel Zaoxia opened his eyes, and was pleasantly surprised to find that although his whole body was in pain, his limbs were complete, and he hadn't really been made into jujube paste.

He breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Jarvis, what is this place?"

Jarvis: "This is Rocky's kitchen, sir."

"I don't understand." Tony murmured, "As a green lime, why would Loki like to eat date paste?"

Jarvis: "Thor is still a cantaloupe, and he still likes to eat steak."

Tony nodded: "That's right, I like drinking champagne, eating donuts, twisting disco, and inventing... But I'm still a date, but I'm not an ordinary date-I am, I am a steel date man."

Jarvis: "Yes, you are the omnipotent steel man."

Looking at the silver armor under the moonlight, Tony felt a sense of pride and struggled to get up: "Jarvis, let's go! I'm going to blow up Rocky's lair, fry him into lemon juice, and make him into a tempestuous woman." Luo's dip!"

Excerpted from "S.H.I.E.L.D.: Fruit Raiders" Chapter 3 (later published in the February 2019 issue of Gotham Food & Wine)

"Tony asks, why is he a miniature carrot the size of a pinky finger and a crunchy Bershey date?"

"The doctor asked, why is he a grunting suckling pig?"

"Steve asked, why is he a lump of five kilograms of butter? And he also emphasized five kilograms, obviously Barton's weight is more worthy of emphasis."

"Barton asked, why is his little partner all fruits, but he is a lively red grouse?"

"Bucky asked, why was he sugarcane when he was thin, and pumpkin when he was fat?!"

"Natalie asked, when will you update? She can't wait to see how Loki is made into lemonade."

"The director asked, he used to be a good guy with two eyes? Why did he come up as a one-eyed Frogman? Are you implying that his head is bald?"

……

It was another beautiful morning when the secretaries sent by superheroes from all walks of life were stuck in the office. A famous dog blood writer and rising star in the Gotham food column circle was hiding under his desk, hugging his knees and shivering.

At this moment, Gushanna just wants to say to those superheroes who are furious on the surface, but are actually waiting to see their colleagues' sand sculpture fanfiction——

The life of the rope is the return of chopping; the life of the rope is the well guessing of the stabbing.A happy little one, a handsome little one, don't worry about it, don't worry about it, don't worry about it, don't worry about it, don't worry about it, don't worry about it.

Fortunately, the representatives sent by these highly respected superheroes were very gentle, and politely finished asking, no matter whether they got a satisfactory answer or not, they also politely left.

Only a few superheroes of the younger generation, relying on their good relationship with Gushanna, openly rolled around in the office, and tried to threaten the author to change their characters.

Wally is one of the leaders, not one of them.

Wally: "Miss Boss, I'm not convinced! Why is Pietro a fast-swimming swordfish, but I'm a miserable little cabbage? The picture is so random, it looks like it's really hard work!"

Gushanna hid behind Dick, and said confidently: "Because Xiaobaicai looks young, and the color of your uniform is more suitable!"

Dick stood in front of him like a mountain, and Wally couldn't go around him to catch Gushanna, so he could only sit on the ground and exaggeratedly kick his legs and cry: "You two goddamn couples are too much! Believe it or not I am treasonous and collaborating with the enemy, and today I will reveal the details of the spring limited menu to 【Ero Restaurant】?"

Gu Shanna rolled her eyes, and said unceremoniously: "The spring limited menu has been taken off the shelves a long time ago, and the summer limited menu is half sold. You are still treasonous, do you have any sincerity?"

Wally artificially wiped away the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, sobbed artificially: "Madam, for the sake of our familiarity, I don't have to worry about writing me as a cabbage with you, but the Asian deep in the ocean Ser particularly minds you making him King Mackerel Dumpling."

Speaking of her famous work in the Gotham food column circle, Gushanna felt guilty. She poked Dick's waist and said in a small voice: "Is there still time for me to write my will?"

Dick lowered his head, saw her aggrieved appearance, wanted to smile but couldn't, and tried to say with a sullen face: "You misunderstood. What Arthur actually meant is, can you change the glass for him to hold mackerel next time?" Dumpling takeaway?"

Gushanna: "???"

Dick: "Because he wanted to finish a serving of [-] Spanish mackerel dumplings in one sitting, and then he slammed the cup to make a loud noise. Thinking about that scene is very enjoyable."

Gushanna: "..."

Dick: "Understand, this is a bad habit he developed from drinking beer. I heard Thor has it too."

Gushanna struggled a bit, but in the end the desire for survival prevailed, and said: "It is possible, but he has to pay for the glass."

"Okay!" Dick was respectful, turned his head and showed a bully face to Wally, "Why don't you hurry to deliver the food? If you exceed the time limit, be careful that Arthur will flood Gotham City."

Wally, who had been neglected for several minutes, got up, patted the ashes on his body and said angrily, "Matthew is right, you two are indeed a goddamn couple."

Dick & Shanna: "Huh."

As the number of contributions to Gotham Food & Wine magazine increased, Gushanna gradually let herself go. The wedge part of the column became more and more bloody, and the sense of presence once surpassed the main text.

Her style of writing and background setting are already easy to provoke fans of superheroes from all walks of life. Coupled with the spare no effort of publicity by Li Han and Kate, [Superhero Theme Restaurant] has become a little more famous in Gotham.

It's just that the loss this time is a bit heavy, because Gu Shanna wrote the manuscript for "Gotham Food and Wine" with her real name, and she didn't wear half a vest. It's too shameful to be exposed in broad daylight like this up.

This is why superhero secretaries can go to the restaurant to block her, and angry fans can go to the restaurant to protest.

Although the fans who think that their idols were hacked are quite rational, they did not slam doors and tables and other violent behaviors, and after a few minutes of arguing, they would sit down and order a set meal, but the business of the restaurant was still affected to some extent. affected.

On this day, Kate came to give Gushanna a contract to deliver the electronic version of the magazine, and witnessed the spectacular scene of Batman fans sitting quietly at the entrance of the restaurant.

Gushanna burst into tears: "This story tells us how important the trumpet is, and the trumpet's onlooker account is also very necessary. Can I write in a new vest now?"

The two have been working together for almost two months, and their relationship has become relatively close. Kate no longer calls her a goddess, but calls her by her first name.

Kate: "Shanna, you are so naive! Even if you really changed to a new vest, even if the magazine issued a sincere statement saying that the new vest is not you, with your fresh and refined style of writing, and the piercing eyes of the readers, It’s a waste of effort to do so.”

Gu Shanna cried faintly at the office desk, and still did not forget to joke: "Fortunately, you don't usually growl when you speak, otherwise my fragile little heart would be stimulated again, and I would belch as soon as I kicked my legs on the spot."

"..." Kate was embarrassed, "Hey, after all, it's not a face-to-face communication, and I can't make a voice. I don't put a few more exclamation points. How can I reflect the excitement and excitement in my heart?"

Gushanna: "..."

After the simple greetings are over, it is time to get down to business.

After struggling at home for two weeks, Gusanna nodded and agreed to cooperate with the electronic version of a youthful supplement of "Gotham Food and Wine" that just launched.

Gu Shanna was almost dizzy by all kinds of "talks", and said: "...Isn't this attributive too much? I remember that this supplement only has an electronic version, so why waste ink."

Kate Khan said: "Just to be cautious, what if one day the editor-in-chief slaps his head and gives it a paper version?"

Gushanna was right when she thought about it. The details of the cooperation had been discussed a long time ago, and Dick was also asked to read the contract. Seeing that there was nothing wrong with it, she signed it.

The supplement of "Gotham Food and Wine" is called "Hey, Kill Vegetables". You can tell from the style of the name that this will be a young and shabby new magazine.

However, before Kate left, she still warned: "Although the readers of the supplement are targeted at young people aged 26 to [-], please don't be too sloppy in writing. After all, our focus is on food, food!"

After the food column came out every month before, the focus of discussion among netizens was whether the recipes written by the author were feasible. Since Gu Shanna took over, the direction of discussion among netizens has become why XX hero is XXX food, is she In black XX.

Although relying on its unique style and bloody physique, Gushanner's column has brought a new wave of traffic to the magazine, and the monthly sales are also increasing visibly to the naked eye.

But traffic is a double-edged sword. Older editors have long claimed to be clear, thinking that such marketing methods are too low, they cannot understand and do not want to understand, and magazines have been pulled down from their high altars.

Of course, Gushanna knew about these things, and also knew that many old editors who were psychologically unbalanced often made things difficult for Kate in the magazine, and felt very guilty for her.

Gushanna made an OK gesture and signaled Kate to rest assured: "In the future, I will definitely write the wedge part at the beginning a little more cute, and at the same time reduce its sense of existence, so that netizens can't tear it up even if they want to tear it up."

Kate had already walked to the door, but when she heard this, she looked back at her for a while, and said very sharply: "I think, as long as you keep the habit of writing every superhero as a kind of food, even if you write it as children's literature, netizens It will still be torn."

Gushanna: "..."

[Successor of socialism, congratulations on firmly grasping the hydrology method taught by Jiyou, and the unique style that will be recognized no matter how many vests you wear. 】

Gushanna was thinking about the disharmonious language of the violent spray system in her heart, Kate suddenly rushed over, gave her a big hug, and said cheerfully: "But I like your style!!! Don't care about those old people who don't know how to appreciate it. Editor!!! After I succeed in taking over the post, I will make them read and recite the full text of each of your columns!!!”

Gushanna was moved, but was sent flying again by Kate's roaring body.

[Successor of socialism, congratulations on winning the title of Bole with vision again! 】

Grisana: ...why are you saying goodbye?If you dare to say that you are also Bole, I will report you.

【QAQ】

The author has something to say: System: I am always being sprayed, it is really a hard life! ! !

Shanna: You deserve it!

Thanks to the little angels for irrigating me with nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 15 bottles

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^