[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Forum Name: Gotham Shopping, Shopping, Shopping

Subsection: what the hell

Subject post: Nothing to say, I just came to show off the signed version of "Gotham Food and Wine" that I just got hahahaha!

Posted by: Simply Show off

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1L:

Fuck? ? ?What did you do to my Shanna that she signed you?

2L:

What your Shanna, it's my Shanna!

4L:

Hehehe, isn't it the signature of a small boss?Do you need to display the Nine Palaces?A bunch of bumpkins!

5L:

Upstairs is so sour!

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10L:

I don't know why, lemons always surround me.JPG

12L:

I'm going to get Shanna's autograph too, and I'm going to kick some troublesome superhero fanatics for her!

Hey, you guys said that if I succeed in saving the beauty as a hero, will Shanna give me two more autographs?

15L:

Yes, Shanna will not only give you a few more autographs, but also give you a kiss, come on!

16L:

Don't bully the honest people upstairs, Shanna has a boyfriend.If you don't want bloodshed at the scene, then stop talking nonsense here.

20L:

What?The proprietress has an owner? !Can't!I don't agree with this marriage, I'm going to pry the corner! (I'm not really going to pry the corner, I'm just kidding, I'm actually a CP fan!)

23L:

Feel the 20L desire to survive 2333333

24L:

Did they go on a date at [Erro's Restaurant] last month?My friend said that he saw the proprietress at the door holding a tall, handsome boy with a particularly upturned butt. Could it be her boyfriend?

26L:

Do you have a photo?

29L:

I have!I took a sneak shot last time when I was eating at the [Superhero Theme Restaurant], but it was a bit blurry.

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32L:

Oh my god!The boy is so handsome!

35L:

I can say three words, the concubine is tired of talking.JPG

37L:

I can do either of them.

40L:

No matter which one is upstairs, the proprietress and her boyfriend are not allowed.

43L:

Back to 40L: You are the only one who can talk all day long!

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After being frustrated by Gu Shanna several times in a row, the system learned from the pain and conducted deep self-reflection and criticism in the small black room. After that, it quickly recovered and gave Gu Shanna a big move when it came out.

[Successor of socialism, it has been bound to the system for almost a year. Currently, your hero collection progress is less than 40%, which is far below the average level of players in the same period.For this reason, the system will automatically activate the attack chapter of the hero mission for you. I wish you success as soon as possible and bravely climb the peak! 】

When receiving the news, Gushanna had just woken up, and it took him a long time to understand what happened.

Gushanna sat up sleepily: "When you first bound, didn't you tell me that the system has no mandatory progress requirements for hero collection tasks?"

[There is indeed no mandatory progress requirement for novices, but I have changed my mind now. There must be strict requirements for old fritters and veteran players like you. After all, a loving mother is a failure! 】

Gu Shanna choked, grabbed a pillow behind her back and threw it into the air: "Go away, you dare to take advantage of me!"

[Hey hey, I can't hit it! 】The system is triumphant, 【Successor of socialism, come on! 】

When can dogs bring this cheap sand sculpture system?

Gushanna gritted her teeth and opened the mission description. In fact, the content of the Hero Mission: Attack chapter is very simple. There is only one sentence: [Within three months, make the hero collection progress reach 60%, otherwise Comrade Mustard Sauce will be arrested and sent to dig coal for three moon. 】

(Mustard from another plane: "?????")

At present, Gu Shanna's collection progress is 39%. In other words, she needs to befriend more than [-] new superheroes within three months, otherwise the cute mustard sauce comrade will be caught and dig coal.

More than twenty...

Do you think it is so convenient to go to the vegetable market to buy green onions?Buy a large bundle, a bundle of [-], and give you [-] cents of coriander.

Gushanna: I was so close to dying on the spot.JPG

This scene seems familiar, and one can't help but recall the customers who spent frantically in the restaurant to collect superhero stickers by Daming Lake, and Dick who frantically opened lucky bags at home.

His uncle's, come out to mess around, he really has to pay it back.

Gushanna sat under the quilt angrily and thought for a while, but there was a shortcut in front of her, which was to send the mutant staff in the restaurant to debut in advance, and let the system include them in the list of superheroes.

In this case, even if she stays at home, she can collect seven or eight new superheroes, and if she can find a way to gather more than a dozen, the task will be completed.

Gushanna made up her mind, immediately turned over and got out of bed, rushed to the bathroom to wash up, this was her self-cultivation as an activist.

While washing her face, Gushanna was still thinking that after those new employees made their debut, they would definitely make friends with other superheroes. As long as the employees brought their friends to the restaurant for dinner, she would have the opportunity to collect new heroes.

But, how to fool the employees to bring their friends to the restaurant for dinner?

Gushanna turned her head and remembered that she had seen the concept of employee discounted prices on the forum, which is also a kind of employee benefits.

Well, this is a good thing that kills two birds with one stone.

So, on the way to the restaurant, Gu Shanna has been refining the specific operation of the employee's preferential price in her mind, and the delicious food will be greatly discounted. She doesn't believe that the employees don't bring their friends to the restaurant to have fun.

When Gushanna pushed open the office door, Lorna was playing bingo with her legs crossed. Since she didn't have enough money to buy props, she had been in a certain level for three full days.

Due to too many failures, Lorna has long been out of anger. Now every time she fails, she has to slap the bench and roar for 3 minutes. The customers outside think that the restaurant has a bear in the kitchen.

Gushanna didn't know what she was being stubborn about, so she couldn't understand: "What can you do with a little krypton gold? This is not a card game where you can't get stronger even if you krypton gold. Pay a few dollars and pass this quickly. !"

"I don't!" Lorna raised her head stubbornly, her eyes were firm, and her tone was sonorous, just like the stubborn little red army in elementary school textbooks, "Pietro and I are making a bet, whoever pays first will lose, 15 yuan!"

"..." Gu Shanna took out 20 yuan and slapped it on the table, "You don't need to change the [-] yuan, just close this quickly, I have something important to tell you."

"Okay!" Lorna accepted the money deftly, and said kindly, "Miss Boss, if you have anything to do, just tell me, and let me do everything!"

For the next half an hour, Gushanna quoted scriptures and used various rhetorical techniques, or tactful hints, or direct requests, with only one purpose, which was to let Lorna take the new mutant children out to do things.

Not only to make things happen, but also to make a big scene, preferably the kind of big scene passed down by Eric's ancestors, the kind that often alarms the whole country.Since the Golden Gate Bridge has been torn down over and over again, they can take down a pyramid or something with their bare hands.

Oh, and we have to give the children a replacement name, a catchy code name, and go out to catch the bad guys if they have nothing to do, so that they can make their debut and become famous as soon as possible.

Of course, don’t patronize work, but also engage in social activities in your spare time, meet new friends, and communicate with superheroes outside (doing things) experience.

If you have a deep relationship with your new friends, you can bring them to the restaurant for dinner. If you have a shallow relationship, you can also bring them to the restaurant for dinner. The staff discount is worth it.

Only in this way, Gushanna can complete the new tasks assigned by the system within the specified time, and my dear friends can avoid the punishment of being caught to dig coal.

I have to say, the system is really vicious!

[Successor of socialism, thank you for the compliment!Recently, I have been obsessed with Huaxia's ancient Internet abuse texts, and I am very interested in one of them. I couldn't help but try it on you, and it really worked. 】

Gushanna slandered: What kind of divine logic?

【Loving you means ignoring you, the emperor cannot have weaknesses! 】

Gushanna: "..."

[Successors of socialism, do you feel that my literary talents have improved after receiving the influence of abuse? 】

Gu Shanna secretly rolled her eyes in her heart: she is simply brilliant, a peerless rhyming poem!We've known each other for so long, and I don't have anything to give you, so I wish you an early victory!

【………】

There is no way to communicate with the system, but the communication with Lorna is quite smooth.

Seeing Lorna's expression of bewilderment and enlightenment at times, Gushanna felt that her speech was perfect. As long as Lorna cooperates, she will be able to complete the attack chapter of the hero mission just around the corner.

The great success is about to be completed, and Gushanna's mood can be said to be very happy.She walked briskly out of the office, thinking of going to the second floor to inspect, but as soon as she reached the stairs, she was blocked by a wave of fanatical fans.

Gushanna was taken aback at first, thinking that it was a superhero fanatic who was going to beat her up, but later she found out that it was her readers, so she immediately calmed down.

Didn't you just come here to urge an update and ask for an autograph?If there is anything to be afraid of, the pit emperor will not be afraid.

"Boss lady! When will you update?"

"Can I write about Thor and his younger brother next time? I'm not hypocritical, you can hack them any way you want!"

"No! Thor has written several issues, let's write about his murderous sister first!"

"Why isn't "Gotham Food and Wine" a bimonthly? Why isn't "Hey, Kill Vegetables" a weekly? I've been waiting so hard for your update!"

"Brother Shanna, can you start a blog and update a paragraph every night?"

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Facts have proved that the pit emperor underestimated the lethality of being urged face to face.

At first, there were only two or three fans who urged the update, and she was able to make jokes and fool around.

But as time went by, more and more people gathered at the stairs, and countless customers who watched the excitement ran to the Internet to expose her coordinates. When Li Han hurried over with Peter, Gu Shan Na has been surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside.

The fans were fairly well behaved, they just surrounded Gushanna, neither pulling hands nor touching other bodies, but expressing their love for her emotionally.

"Miss Boss, will there be a spring limited menu next year? I just went on a trip and missed it when I came back!"

"Last time you wrote about a grilled chicken drumstick with figs in your column. I don't see it on the menu. Will you introduce this dish in the future?"

"Oh my god! Ma'am, I like you so much! Can I give you a kiss?"

"Just kidding, lady boss, have you tricked me? Why do I even pick up the chives that are used as ingredients in your restaurant one by one?"

"I heard that some superhero fans came to harass you? I used to be a mercenary, and I can be your bodyguard. It's free, and three meals are included."

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Gushanna was both moved and black lined, and interacted with readers and friends in a gentle manner. If people asked for a group photo or autograph, as long as it was not excessive, she would satisfy them one by one.

The really tricky thing is the system. This guy probably watched too many ancient romances, and got into the drama very deeply. He kept yelling: [Guardian!Escort!Qin Wang escorts!Qin Wang is not a person, it is a verb! 】

While thanking the enthusiastic readers, Gusanna complained wildly in her heart: Show off again!Last time I showed off the acronyms of the fan circle, this time I'm here to show off the allusions of the new school, tsk tsk tsk.

The system is not embarrassed at all, and it is still brazen: [Successor of socialism, even if it is only a system, I still have ideals.I will teach you when I train you to the full level, this unlucky child, and send it away completely. 】

Guzanne: ...but what did your students do wrong?

The fighting power of the larger army cannot be underestimated. It took Li Han and Peter a lot of effort to drag Gu Shanna out of the crowd, and then one stayed downstairs to stop the fans who wanted to chase after him, and the other escorted Gu Shanna Shanna went upstairs.

Due to well-known reasons, Peter was left as a blocker, while Li Han quickly moved his short legs, dragging Gushanna up the stairs as if fleeing for his life.

It's not time for dinner yet, and there are few customers on the second floor. Gushanna caught a glimpse of Lorna talking to the new mutant staff, with a serious expression on her face.

Thinking that Lorna was probably planning to take the children out to do something, Gushanna felt peaceful in her heart and cast several appreciative glances there.

"Oh my god, boss lady, you are really popular." Li Han wiped his sweat and said with lingering fear, "Do you want to hire some bodyguards for you?"

Gu Shanna straightened her hair and said casually, "It's not that exaggerated. From now on, I'll come to the restaurant a few times every day. I've seen them a lot, and my curiosity is not so strong."

Li Han looked back at the crowd who pushed Sangsang, and said worriedly: "You should take Lorna with you! If it doesn't work, close the door and let her go."

"No need." Gushanna showed a mysterious smile, "Lorna will be a little busy recently, I assigned a new task for her, so don't bother her with such trivial matters."

Li Han really wanted to ask, what kind of mysterious mission would be more important than your personal safety, when Gushanna's cell phone rang.

Li Han is small, looking out of his line of sight, he could just see the screen of the mobile phone that Gu Shanna was holding in his hand. After realizing that it was Dick's call, the store manager who didn't want to eat dog food made an excuse and left.

Gu Shanna answered the phone: "Dear boyfriend and Gotham's number one ass, aren't you out of town to do a mission?"

Dick: "Well, dear girlfriend and world-class master of disguise, we have a tricky problem here and need your help."

Guzanne: "Is there an appearance fee?"

Dick: "Is Gotham's No. [-] buttocks service okay?"

Gushanna: "There is nothing unusual about Thai horse killing chicken, do you push oil?"

Dick: "You can choose from 48 classic essential oils. You can push it however you want, and apply it wherever you want."

When he said the last sentence, his tone became extremely ambiguous, and Gushanna's ears turned red, what the hell, you bastard!

Gushanna quickly acted as if thinking to hide her inner shyness.

After a few seconds, she felt that her heart was calmer, and she said: "Okay, the world-class master of disguise has accepted your order."

Dick seemed to be holding back a smile: "Great kindness, I will never forget it, I will let Rachel come and pick you up now."

After setting up a time and place with Guzanne, Dick hung up the phone, and there were boos immediately behind him.

Dick frowned and said, "How long have you been eavesdropping?"

"Hey! Dear boyfriend, dear girlfriend, how disgusting~"

"In broad daylight, the world is bright, you are flirting shamelessly on the phone! Little brother, what do you do?"

"Traditional Thai horse killing chicken, you can choose classic essential oils, my God, I have a picture in my mind!"

"Wake up! Spring is over long ago, and the breeding season is long gone!"

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Dick was indifferent to the teasing from his teammates, and only uttered a sentence: "I feel the resentment of being a single dog. It's not your fault, it's just me and Shanna who are too sweet."

All the Titans at the scene: "...Boss, do you want to show some face?"

A few moments later, Grisana arrived.

Dick wanted to go over to hold her hand, but before he even started, all the Titans who didn't want to eat dog food rushed up, a few girls surrounded Guzanne, and the rest of the boys glared at Dick.

The hardest one was Garfield, who directly turned into a puppy and bit his trousers, separating them in a daze.

Dick couldn't laugh or cry: "Humanoid prison, there are genders."

Garfield: "Woof! That's what you have to do with a shameless little sweetheart like you, woof!"

Other Titans: "Wow, woof, he's right!"

Gusanna & Dick: "..."

Dick was stuck in the same place and couldn't make it through, so it was Cory who explained the situation to Gusanna and made demands.

Because this mission is quite special and involves several serious criminals, for the sake of Gushanna's safety, Ke Li withdrew some key information points and only gave a general idea.

Gushanna's desire to survive has always been strong, and she doesn't want to become a supporting role in TV dramas that she knows too much and has no good end, so she is very grateful for Ke Li's reservation.

Cory was worried that Gushanna would keep asking questions and it would be difficult to answer, but seeing that she didn't want to know the truth at all, she was relieved.

It is estimated that the task is difficult. Tai Tan has a lot of requirements this time, and they are also very specific. Cory explained for a long time with a picture, and the people next to him added a lot, listening to Gu Shanna's head full of question marks.

Gushanna digested it for a long time, and then said with difficulty: "That is to say, you want me to disguise everyone as the same kind of food that is easy to carry, easy to hide, ordinary in packaging, and ordinary in appearance, but looks particularly delicious. ?”

Curly: "Yes, it's better to pack us all in one bag, so as not to spread apart."

Gu Shanna thought for a while, and all kinds of Chinese snacks flashed in his mind one by one, from figs to chocolate beans to fruit peels, and finally settled on the yellow and white plastic packaging bag of Chongqing strange-flavored soybeans.

All the superheroes can be packed in one bag, which is easy to hide and carry. The packaging is ordinary and the appearance is ordinary, but it looks very delicious, and it tastes really delicious.

Gushanna rolled up her sleeves and said confidently: "Come on! The world-class master of disguise is ready."

The author has something to say: All supporting actors: Reject dog food, start with me!

Dick & Shanna: Huh, no use.