[Hunter] Song Andante

34

Pull away from the topic and come back.

Sometimes life is all about giving in and making compromises, and before he comes I can have the bathroom to myself, roll all the way from bed to floor, and turn the TV from the first to the last.

But after he came, he couldn't do any of these things.

This is how Kurolo and my forces are divided.

When he was in bed, I rolled up the blanket and went to sleep on the sofa. When I wanted to use the bathroom, he was courteous. When he was watching TV, I rolled into bed and read comics. When eating, I was relatively silent across a table.

We often get bored of eating outside, and occasionally we still want to start a team for a change.

When he mentioned this matter, I first used the excuse that there was no cooking at home. He smiled and said nothing. When he woke up the next day, he saw a lot of pots, shovels, knives, forks, chopsticks, microwave ovens appearing on my dining table. .

There are not many restaurants in the small town, and if you want to eat something fresh, you have to travel far.I think he is probably really tired and flustered.

...Just looking at that stack of things, I have given up trying to find out who the original owners of those things are.

My weakness didn't seem to be any resistance to him. He took me out early that morning and started picking vegetables with great interest.

My mother, the head of the Phantom Troupe is shopping for vegetables.

The folks who watched the excitement next to me patted me on the shoulder very relieved, saying that my last one was not good and this one is very good.

I thought to myself, auntie, that you would be mistaken. Although there are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world, no matter whether it is the last one or this one, they are huge and vicious man-eating plants in prehistoric times, and I am not capable of picking them at all.

Kuroro was happily shopping next to him, and he didn't seem to hear what the aunt just said to me.

After shopping and returning home, I had no choice but to declare very solemnly that I was incompetent for pyrotechnics. From the restaurant where I worked before, I can see that there may still be a sign "Charlotte and dogs not allowed" on the door of the kitchen.

He said you've been working in a restaurant for a while and even if you can't cook well you should know how to cook, and he'll be watching anyway.The persuasion action concludes with the sentence "No one can die if the seasoning fails."

I thought about his growing environment, and I had to admit that the last sentence uttered from his mouth was really incisive and convincing.So I nodded, and seriously picked up the ingredients and prepared to wash, cut and cook them in the pot.

It's just weird to say that.

What other people wrote about cohabiting with Tuan Da is either very thrilling at every turn, or [-]% sweet dog blood. How to spread it on me, it becomes a real non-stop nonsense.

I actually asked Kuroro to buy vegetables.

I'm actually cooking the vegetables Kurolo bought!

Vegetables picked by Kuroro + I'm cooking, this sounds like a combination of biochemical weapons.In short, under his supervision, I was trembling. After the cooking was finally finished, I was full of expectations and he was also full of expectations. Looking at the appearance, there seemed to be no problem at all.

I handed over a pair of chopsticks and he took a bite on the plate with a very delicate expression.

I felt apprehensive and took a bite.

The two of us sat across a table, lost in thought together.

Then I sighed, thinking that the lady boss's comment was really pertinent, and that firework in my life is really hopeless.

"...Let's just pour it out." After a while of silence, I took the initiative to say, "It's still too late to go out and buy dinner."

"No need." He replied and put down his chopsticks again.

I had to eat with him too.

He puts his chopsticks swiftly and swiftly, but I drag and drop like an old ox pulling a cart.In the end, I watched the food that looked like a small hill being cleaned into a white basin, and I had to praise the people in Meteor Street who know how to cherish food and not waste it.

Although those ingredients were not wasted in my hands at all, but wasted.What he did should only be regarded as resource recovery, which is his old profession.

After eating, I tidied up the tableware sagely, and Kuroro took the towel and said he was going to take a shower.

This wash took three hours.

I was also forced to wait outside for three hours.

When he came out of the bathroom, his whole body seemed to be a lot thinner, and without a word, he swayed directly to the bed without a sound, took the book and started to read it.

I am really ashamed to see him like this. Although I have long felt that the one posted on the door of the proprietress's kitchen is not wronged, but today I realized for the first time that this is the truth of "Charlotte is fiercer than Croton".

I took the gastrointestinal medicine and poured a glass of warm water and walked over, put it on the low cabinet next to the bed, and glanced at the book in Kuroro's hand, which seemed to be the book I went to Linzhen with him to borrow a book two days ago A copy I picked up from time to time.

I was horrified, and I couldn't be more horrified by the revolving plot in my mind, even more horrified than when I heard that Kuroro was determined to finish eating that pile of food.

"Hey, Chrollo..." I had already opened my mouth when I came to my senses.

"Huh?" The ending sound rose, and he put down the book and looked up at me.

In fact, I was very entangled in whether to continue, but he still answered the words.The story of riding a tiger is hard to get off tells us that getting on a boat is easy but getting off a boat is difficult.

So I asked, "That book...are you interested?"

He turned the book with one hand and looked at the cover. Under the fog film were two men whose clothes were half-faded, and one of them was kissing the collarbone of the other. It was self-evident what was written in it that hindered weathering. .

Then he replied calmly: "Normal."

With this answer, I took a little luck and hoped that he hadn't seen the part that was too much, and suggested to him tactfully: "Put it away if it doesn't look good."

"It's almost finished anyway." He shrugged, without hesitation to crush my hope, "Is this the end of the book?"

"Yes." Yes or no, I answered without hesitation.

That's the downside of data sharing -- I decided in retrospect that I had to quit this hobby in the short term.

35

Kuroro's self-catering operation did not stop because of one failure.

As the preface said, Kurolo.Lu Xilu is actually a good boy with a strong thirst for knowledge.

Not only is he eager to learn, but he also adheres to the research steps of bold assumptions and careful verification. Putting it in the scientific research institute is a professor who is responsible for research and development.In order to conform to the research spirit of its scientists, the most direct consequence was that I cooked fourteen meals for seven days.

So a good eating behavior abruptly evolved from the research "Charlotte must have put the ingredients in the pot with lightning speed when he didn't notice it" to "how can I make a good pot?" The topic of food materials turning into bio-weapons magically.

No matter how confident I was in my craft after cooking so many devastating meals, even a century-old love would be put off.

Kurollo also invited me to join the brigade as a compliment because of my proficient skill in destroying ingredients.Because in this way, if they want to get their hands on a certain art work, as long as I sneak in and give me a bento first, the defense system will be completely paralyzed.

It saves time and effort, why not do it?

I was silent for this compliment for a long time, and then I added several handfuls of vegetables to his bowl.

There is a saying that is very good, if you don't explode in silence, you will pervert in silence.

Explosively, I don't have to think about it for the rest of my life, and the pervert can't beat the one on the other side, so the conclusion that can be drawn during the whole process is whether I cook until I go crazy first, or he has a stomach ulcer first.

Here I have to praise the people in Meteor Street who have iron stomachs. The dishes I cook only make him go to the toilet for the first three meals, and the symptoms are much relieved in the next few meals.

If the cooking continues like this, one day it will probably progress to the point where "dishes and dishes will be ashes and annihilation while talking and laughing".

So I can't help but sigh.

There used to be many opportunities to kill him without a trace. I didn't cherish them. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God is willing to give me a chance to make another choice , I will immediately say to Kuroro the moment he wakes up: "Are you hungry?"I cooked a bowl of porridge. 』

If I have to add a deadline in front of this bowl of porridge, I hope it is "eat immediately".

Maybe this idea was too low-handed, and I tasted the bitter fruit for this idea early the next morning.

When I woke up that day, I only felt that my waist was so sore and my lower body was so cold.

An ominous premonition spread in the bottom of my heart, and then silently rolled up the blanket and walked into the bathroom.

When I saw the pool of blood clearly, my mind went blank, and my first reaction was that I remembered that Kuroro probably didn't cut me last night.

I have to say that it is actually very sad when people are forced to reach an end under the transformation of the environment. Look at me, I am so used to being cut by Kuroro that it becomes natural.

The so-called mature female will discharge a certain amount of blood from the girl's uterus through the vagina once a month for about three to seven days. The main composition of this blood is that the body is ready to supply nutrients for fertilized eggs, because An egg in the ovary is not fertilized and is released from the body.We use a very simple term to name this phenomenon:

menstrual period.

The above excerpts were adapted from "What is Menstrual Period" in Lone Dog Search.

Then the above is just to express a key point: air raid warning, natural disaster strikes.

I silently washed the blankets and changed the things that should be changed. I didn’t forget to check the sofa so that the smell of fresh blood wouldn’t arouse someone’s bloodiness. The left and right sides were almost messed up, thinking that my bread stock might not be enough.

I looked at Kuroro from a distance, and it was rare that he was still asleep. I thought that the bowl of porridge cooked with full firepower last night must have hurt him deeply, so I decided to go out by myself with peace of mind.

——Ah, ah, ah, I was also afraid that the head of the group would be embarrassed and unnatural standing in the "sanitary supplies area" (although I was more unnatural than him when he took me out to buy groceries), so I decided to let him cultivate himself at home alone breath ☆

This is a little cute and harmless counterattack from being M.