[Hunter] Song Andante

36-intermediate

01

Chrollo is a slob.

I think I slept for a week before waking up when I was experimented with. After waking up, I was forced to intrigue. Finally, I was able to carefully observe whether there were other changes in the house other than the addition of large beasts. But the changes were really scary. I originally The small and lovely small suite with bright windows and clean windows has almost become a landfill.

Only the bathroom and the door of the bathroom look cleaner, probably because everything is clean after just a wash with water.

I was in tears while tidying up, feeling that my fate was so desolate and miserable, and on the other hand, I was even more puzzled, how could I live in such a miserable house but still keep myself glamorous?

When I thought about this question, I also imagined Kuroro cleaning the environment by the way, and I couldn't help shivering, although he originally did this.

It’s just that what was collected was garbage in the past, but now it is human life; what was not wanted by humans in the past is not wanted by God, and after thinking about it, I feel that the essence is still the same.

The Buddha said that the cause and effect of the past life determine the six realms of this life. Is it because there are fewer evils and more people?

Then my situation should be regarded as full of evil, and in the end I had to compress several lives together.

I squinted a little at the foot full of evil feet next to me, thinking that this was barely balanced.

His evil body is full of evil and is about to die in my hands, and my evil body will not die in his hands.

Another more relevant derivation jumped into my mind - when I grabbed the pizza and said that I was just like this, I didn't expect that I didn't even have a pizza but a pizza box?

I just happened to have a clean pizza box in hand, so I decided not to think about it, and threw the box into the trash bag.

"So that's how you clean."

That's what Kurolo said at that time, and the distinction was clearly made in one sentence. "You", "We".

"Well, divide things into what you need and what you don't, throw away what you don't need, and arrange what you need."

Of course, I didn't pay attention to any profound connotations at the time, and I was so overwhelmed that I didn't notice it for a while, and I answered it quite fluently, and when I finished fluently, I suddenly realized what I just said.

I looked at him in surprise, and what was even more surprising was that the ancestor of the cleaning team had never seen anyone clean it by hand.

But if you think about it carefully, it is the same as going to the toilet.

Although Meng Meng thought about it a little bit, Ma Qi didn't go to the toilet, and neither did the leader.

Their situation is clearer than cleaning it up.Probably because I saw something dirty and threw it out the door, and someone came to collect it anyway.

There is also a situation where you don’t even need to lose it, because they will leave after staying for one night.

He looked at me purely, and then laughed, nothing is pure anymore.

"That way I can understand," he said.

understand?understand what?Why is Meteor Street so popular in Kurollo's discussion on the way the outside world handles garbage?

I was hairy and hairy, and decided that it was time for me to go out and take out the trash.

"Then I'll go too." He said, looking at me with pure eyes, "Go out with you."

Then he looked at me innocently again.

Did he make a mistake?Pure again!

02

Kuroro is a huge slacker.

The above paragraph can only barely explain that Kuroro is a type with a high tolerance for the surrounding environment, so after thinking about it, I decided to continue in order to make up for this argument.

Kuroro is a huge slacker.

As I said before, the cohabitation life between me and Kuroro is probably just one word: house.

In the beginning, it was only his house and not mine. At least I would go out to buy lunch and dinner every day, and he would watch TV at home and sleep, occasionally flipping through my books and periodicals.

Once fascinated, he will not eat or sleep.

Eat and sleep after reading it.

I admire and envy this physique, although if it were me, I would probably use it for similar purposes as him, but this way I can save a lot of food expenses, and also avoid the embarrassment of missing the plot because of looking for food.

The point is not to be fat.

It's just that I'm different from him, he can't eat it and I have to eat it.

He won't be fat but I will.

Although his uncle is rarely hungry, he doesn't quite understand what is dirty.

To him, high-end restaurants and mass graves are probably nothing more than differences in tense.

A moment ago, it was a high-end hotel, but after their activities, it became a mass grave.

Eat when you wake up, watch TV after eating, or read a book, or stay in a daze, and go to sleep when you have enough.When you are hungry, there will be magical elves to buy food and come back, and when the house is dirty, there will be magical elves to clean.

The rice bug life in my dream is almost like this model.

Later, he read almost all the books in my family. In order to prevent him from robbing other people's books, I had to take him to a sacred place where books can be widely circulated for free, called a library.

So the frequency of the group leader going out changed from less than once every five days to once every three days. That time, he basically borrowed and returned books. "Study" and so on, the librarian seriously asked me if my boyfriend was going to go to medical school.

I made a black line, so I had to say that he was in a cleaning-related industry. I thought that the funeral home might be closer to him than the medical school.

I looked at the book "Human Anatomy" and my heart was terrified. I was very afraid that Kuroro would grab me and experiment on the spot after reading it at home. This is what is called applying what you learn.

When I was afraid, I panicked, and when I panicked, I took the wrong book.

I thought the above was the manifestation of a nightmare, but I didn't expect it to be just an appetizer.

The book I picked up by mistake at the time was called Living at Home—With Your Pets, a book that at first glance seemed very innocuous and was actually very innocuous.I still remember that when I came home, I frowned when I saw this book in my book bag. Later, I thought it would be good to adjust it as a sleep aid before going to bed.

But there are people in this world who have the ability to make a harmless thing very harmful.

That person's name is Kuroro, and he still lives in my house.

There is one article in it that says: To love your pet, you must first increase physical contact, so that it feels safe and has a sense of "home" beside the owner.

When Kuroro saw this, he first raised his head and smiled at me. He is very charming and charming.I was so scared that I couldn't do it, and I didn't know where the inspiration came from, so I turned my head to the side.

A dagger was stuck on the table, and the path passed by the position of my brain a second ago with great precision.

"Oh," the tone rose, as if a little surprised, "you can dodge it."

——If you can’t dodge, you’re dead. Can you say no to dodge? ?

"Charlotte." He called me. After a long time, I didn't even need to add a lady.

"Huh?" I was still trembling in the shadow of the dagger.

"Come here," he said.

I looked at Kuroro, who was lying on the bed and was so lazy, I had a premonition telling me that in the past, he would die very ugly, but in the past, he would die again and die very ugly.

So I obediently passed.

"Handshake," he said with a smile, holding out a hand.

I stretched out my hand, "Wow!" Very cooperative.

The dignity of being a human being was shattered into powder at that moment, shattered like falling flowers and flowing water, it was so sad and sad.

03

It's a pity that the matter is not over yet.

There is another article in the wicked book "Life at Home-With Your Pets" that reads: You should accompany your pet, get along with it often, and let it feel that it is loved and that the owner values ​​it.

Kuroro's practice of this is obviously closer to the understanding of normal people.

He only said one sentence.

"Let's cook dinner at home tomorrow."

I said there is no kitchen at home.

He smiled, and the next morning, there were a lot of pots, shovels, vegetables, knives, forks, chopsticks, bowls, microwaves, and microwaves on my dining table, so I could only laugh and pull him out to pick vegetables with great interest.

Whether there is a kitchen or not is not a threat at all.

The aunt on the side of the road said that beating the Hakka boy is not a thing, this time it is really good, it is not the same level as her family.I thought it would be better to exchange it with you.

Ku Luoluo didn't seem to hear our conversation, but from time to time when buying vegetables, intentionally or unintentionally, he would throw a warm and cool sentence: "What do you think of this?"

What else could it be?

Self-herding and returning to catkins, beautiful and different, the beauty of bandit girls is the beauty of beauties.

You grazing and picked a piece of grass from the wild and gave it to me, not because the grass is so beautiful, but because it was given by you, my beloved, even if it’s just a weed, it’s the best.

You picked a basket of vegetables from the side of the road for me, not because the vegetables are tender and crispy, but because you gave them to me.

Such a good love poem is so nondescript by me, I think the author of the Jingnv chapter must be very aggrieved.

It doesn't matter, a virtuous person is not alone, I am more aggrieved than him.

Buying vegetables is not a problem, but storing the bought vegetables is a problem.

There is no refrigerator in my house, only the murderer and his magic elves.

So of course you have to go shopping in this street every day, and you can’t stop cooking food every day. If the house is not cleaned for two days, it will develop into a mass grave. The mess is that he buried me, and the book only needs three days. Replace it once and you'll see it.

Food needs to be prepared, the house needs to be cleaned, and Kurolo is about to go out——If you don’t go, you will die, and if you die, you will go.

As a magical elf I have only one thing to say about this.

Chrollo, you're a fucking bastard!

After cursing it in my heart, I felt a lot more refreshed. Although the depression accumulated in the past few days has not yet disappeared, it is still a lot easier.

The fresh air without Chrollo is so nostalgic.Even if the suspended animation time is deducted, it’s only been a month. The long-lost freedom makes me feel the urge to smile even when I see a row of tourists with bad faces written on their faces.

It’s just that it’s not good looking, compared to my sanctimonious one hahaha☆

First, no Kuroro, second, no Kuroro, third, still no Kuroro—everything is a perfect vacation except for the natural disasters.

Refusing to admit that this is really like a felon who was sentenced to life imprisonment and released on parole after 18 years, I walked on the street with brisk steps.

Walking around, a dull pain hit my abdomen.

The law of heaven is clear, and the retribution is not good.

I couldn't bear the pain and squatted down holding a bag of spoils.

The world is not benevolent and regards all things as straw dogs.Retribution always comes upon the weak.

Although whether the physical pain is purely a problem of uterine contraction has nothing to do with heaven and earth, but I just couldn't help venting my anger.

There is a saying that there are too many people to thank, just thank God.

Those who want to blame can't afford to blame, so they have to feel wronged.

Then suddenly it was dark.

A shadow covered the sun, and I looked up to see a hand.

I can't see the expression clearly under the backlight, so I can only pass my hand up.

You can laugh, you can laugh, anyway, if it's embarrassing, you can laugh to your heart's content.