Exclusive Shot [Soccer]

The fun was great, and everyone on the Internet was watching this video as if it was a crime.At the press conference, when the female reporter took out this video, everyone in the venue couldn't help laughing.

But Captain Ah Hua is not calm anymore!He was a little confused why the whole press conference suddenly became hilarious, why everyone was laughing?Don't you have a B number in your mind about whether a man will be pregnant?What the hell are you guys doing!Why are you working so hard?Is the whole world abnormal!

At this time, the head coach Felix, who was silent and smiling politely, took out his mobile phone and handed it to Hewedes.The above is officially Felix's Twitter, and the source of the video he is viewing, has Manuel Neuer's name clearly written on it.Hewedes suddenly had a clear mind at that time, because he saw murderous intent in the eyes of coach Felix!Felix's calmness moved Captain A'hua, and the two of them just smiled politely on the stage without making a sound, and did not make any reply, and quickly suppressed the rising evil wind at the press conference.

In fact, everyone didn't know that the head coach Felix smiled like a good old man, but he was thinking about how to go back and kill Gerhard and Neuer who was led by him.

At this point in the press conference, there is actually nothing to do. The reporters have found a more bloody topic, who cares about the score.Anyway, Gerhard didn't appear on the stage today, so it's better to be a melon-eating crowd for a while, watching how this topic will develop on the Internet, I feel that this matter should not be over so easily.

Because Dortmund played against Schalke 2 at home on February 13, the same city derby in the Ruhr area began!The most terrible thing is that the next day is February 04, Valentine's Day.Hehe, the fans on the Internet are collectively blowing up. This is a big battle before Valentine's Day.This pair of CP who just came out seems to be the rhythm of death.

Netizens collectively began to dance wildly below.

@Noelle why are you posting?Your male ticket was suppressed by someone, and you are still in the mood to shoot by the side?

@ Neuer, I understand your mood, the male voters are sick with morning sickness, we must seek justice!

@Neuer big brother, you can think about it!

……

Neuer looked at his Twitter and was entangled to death. What the hell is this?I just have a better chat with Gerhard, and Gerhard is very sunny and happier with him, so the two of them often get tired of being together.But what happened to this male ticket?What do you mean I can think about it?How did this thing develop into this?

Of course, Gerhard, the protagonist of this matter, is also entangled to death.Because I haven't released my Twitter yet, this group of people actually started harassing Schalke 04 teammates directly. The teammates with public accounts were collectively asked about their Twitter by these ferocious fans.Finally, on the bus back to the club, when Gerhard and Neuer were scolded in front of the whole team, Gerhard discovered that the point of coach Felix was not that the two of them caused trouble. It caused this show, but: We Schalke and Dortmund are sworn enemies in the same city, how can we be inferior!

Coach, isn't your point of getting a little... too good?

What Felix meant was: you provoked this matter, and looking at this posture, I guess the two of you can't hold back the fire.If you can't cover it, you can't cover it, but don't fight for steamed buns!You two figure it out!

Is this still available?

The head coach has spoken, and now the Schalke 04 teammates are planning to make trouble.Gerhard didn't hide any more, and simply went straight to his tuba: Jihad.Jamieson, and then directly @Hummels on the opposite side, saying: Son, his father, February 2, you can figure it out.

When Neuer saw that Gerhard was writing this tweet, he felt that his three views had been maliciously refreshed by the world.And he also understood that Gerhard, a bitch, has no lower limit.But Gerhard's hand speed was still too slow. Before he could send out this message, an unexpected person jumped out and started a new battle.

Sebastian Kyle.

Dortmund's Iron-Blooded Captain, known as the Cub Guard, Team Kai.

They didn't say much, just @then Dortmund's vice-captain, Uncle Taillight, goalkeeper Romain Weidenfeller.The Celtics didn't say much, but it was just one sentence: I let you watch the penalty team when I was away, what kind of trouble is this for me! ?By the way, I also sent Humei's video.

Now the situation in Dortmund has expanded instantly.

In less than a few minutes, Uncle Weidenfeller, Taillight, didn't know about it.But as soon as I received the captain's direct questioning, I quickly read it again, and immediately smiled stupidly.The Kais were trampled on their ankles some time ago and are still recuperating at home. This matter is completely a joke of the fans themselves, and it is not a big deal at all.But Uncle Taillight is very happy to participate, and he doesn't dislike the big deal @胡梅斯: Tell yourself, while the captain is not there, you have the new striker on the opposite side.Boy, give birth to the child and the whole team will help you raise it!

Now the whole network is completely blown up because of the interaction of Dortmund captains!what is this?This is the official death fan!What is the news physique that comes with headlines?You can see that little bitch Gerhard.As long as he is there, no matter whether he appears or not, the news websites and major topics of the day will not be able to escape him.

This time it was even more outrageous. Captain Ahua still bitterly explained to his fans on his Twitter that Gerhard was just unwell, and he vomited due to a cold.He just explained it here, and the following Twitter fans directly told him that Gerhard himself admitted it.Captain Ahua's heart skipped a beat immediately, and he quickly stepped on the @ of the fans below and looked at Gerhard's twitter.

Gerhard Jamieson: @Roman·Weidenfeller@Hummels@...(a series of his own teammates) Dortmund want to raise a child?Asked my opinion on Schalke 04?

Captain Ahua, who was touched by Gerhard's tuba @, suddenly jumped up like a fire dragon: "Where the hell are you? What are you talking about!" ?You are a man, where did you come from? !

Captain Ahua, who didn't know what was going on in the whole world at the moment, immediately discovered that his team members were very united and began to support Gerhard. They all said: The child belongs to our Schalke 04!I don't want to give you Dort!

Only then did the fans know that the official killing of a fan is not the most terrifying thing.The scariest thing was that both teams started to compare and pinch each other for the kid who didn't even exist.

In order to fight for the custody of the 'child', Dortmund's players began to express their sincerity.

Hummels: I think children cannot live without fatherly love!Dortmund is a great place to develop people. @herders.

Gotze: Wow~ Is there any cute baby?Good yeah ヾ(▽)ノ@Hummels

Schmelzer: Support @Hummels anyway.

Sven Bender (brother): Our team is going to have a baby~ @拉斯·巴德(brother) envy?

Kevin Grosskreutz: Will be as good a defender as his dad! @hummels

Weidenfeller: Remember, he was born and registered as a team member, making him a perennial owner of the South Stand season ticket. @hummels

Schalke was not weak and brought in a group of relatives and friends.Moreover, all fans have discovered that Schalke 04 is more unambiguous than Dortmund.

Neuer: I think the kid is a striker. @Jerhad

Hao Junmin: I will give you a set of longevity locks when the baby is born (suddenly)~Oriental specialties! @Jerhad

Raul: The kid must be a good striker! @Jerhad Our whole team warmly welcomes the little baby!

Helders: Anyway, you can't give it to the other side. @Jerhad (After posting, Captain Ahua messed around with his teammates and broke down.)

Head Coach Felix: I have already included the baby in the tactical system, @Jerhad give me a good job!

Schalke 04 Official Twitter: Congratulations to our new generation of forwards!Welcome ━(*｀*)ノ亻! @Jerhad

Muller: Hahahahaha~ I think this kid is going to be amazing!Good on you! @赛尔克04Official Twitter

……

The fans of the two sides watched shiveringly below, feeling that their home team is playing like this today, is it really okay?I have posted the official tweets, is it really all right?It's all brought out the second baby, really, is it really okay?For some reason, the fans of the two teams looked at their twitter and shivered, and suddenly felt that the way to open the world today was wrong.And is it really okay to play like this?Your manager really let you play like this, so wild?

The agent said, these tweets have been posted, so many people have read them, what can we do! ?

In the end, I saw the unstoppable rhythm of the tweets on both sides, and some teammates even contributed their own children's toys and shakers @Jihad, expressing their welcome to the children.This time, the fans of the two teams were completely stunned.For the first time in history, fans from both sides sent representatives, initiated a vote, and in just one hour, they reached a terrible consensus.

In the Derby on February 2th, if the team wins, the child will belong to whoever it is!

Then the next day's newspapers and the headlines on the front pages of various media were all a cartoon: a super cute child, sitting on the green grass, leaning on the football, holding the yellow flag of Dortmund in one hand, and holding the yellow flag in the other. Royal blue flag with sand mines.And the horizontal comment of this comic is: Who should I choose?

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