Exclusive Shot [Soccer]

"Which two are the best derbies in the Ruhr area?" Webern started warming up 10 minutes before the start of the game, and the audience in front of the TV was startled when they turned on the TV.Ruhr, a 200-jin fat man, did not hesitate to put on a set of very cute, pink-blue baby clothes, and an extremely ridiculous white cap on his head, which is right that babies often wear on On the head, wear a hat with ruffles or a bow.Coupled with the huge bellyband on his chest and a small pacifier hanging around his neck, the hotness can make a group of men eating chips and beer spit out.

The disgust on Sheribe's face was undisguised, and he didn't even want to get too close to Webern.This time, I don't know if it was intentional or not. He sat diagonally across from Webern, and he was reluctant to meet him head-on.But the lines in his mouth still started to speak without missing a single word.

"Do you still need to ask? Of course Dortmund will face Schalke 04." Shelley Bay took a breath, turned his face away and looked at the camera, trying not to let himself see Webern. "But this year's derby must be very good, because both sides are declaring war for a baby, let's see how it goes."

As soon as the voice fell, the director switched the screen and began to tell the whole oolong baby battle from the beginning.They even posted all the tweets of the parties involved, even the slapstick video of Hummels and Gerhard, as well as the messages and reposts of all parties, and finally even released the official tweets.

The whole thing is a nonsense, but fans love to watch this nonsense.

The media spared no effort to hype this nonsense, and the overwhelming newspapers and publicity had already started to build momentum for this game.But seeing these two live treasures on the sports channel made the audience wonder if the sports program was about to be stopped.

Webern's attire was too eye-catching, and the program director couldn't stand it any longer. After giving him a few minutes, he changed back to normal clothes, but it was not much better.

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Signal Iduna Park was full of fans today, and the South Stand was even more terrifying.As Dortmund's main fan stand, the diehards here all put on bright yellow today and came to watch the game with their families.Due to the importance of this game, the ticket inspectors watched in horror as all the fans dragged their families along, even babies.Even uncharacteristically, many babies came, all excitedly hugging their own baby bottles, showing angelic smiles.

This can be regarded as responding to Uncle Weidenfeller's call to give all the newborn children to registered team members and make him a perennial owner of the South Stand season ticket.So don't look at these as a group of babies, they are all members of Dortmund!

Schalke 04 is not to be outdone, although we can't bring our children to the rival's stadium like the guys on the opposite side, but we can bring our children's toys.All of a sudden, the Sand Mine fans in the North Stand had all kinds of things in their hands, and the most common ones were the baby's hand bells.I don't know how many babies in the Ruhr area today cry because they can't find toys.

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Gerhard sat in the locker room refreshed today with a big smile on his face.Watching this, Captain Ahua felt a little shuddering in his heart, always feeling that this kid must have done something, or was about to do something stupid.So Captain Hewedes didn't rush to change his jersey today, and watched Gerhard for a long time.Captain Ahua, who was looking at the opponent with golden hair and big blue eyes, felt his heart beat a little faster, so he turned his face away.

"Tell me, what are you doing again?"

At this moment, Gerhard ran over obediently like a golden retriever who had been named, wagging his tail and said, "Oh, I went shopping yesterday." Captain Ahua thought for a while and nodded.Gerhard went out with Neuer yesterday and said he was going to have his hair cut, but I don't know why Neuer came back after cutting his hair, but Gerhard didn't.

Gerhard continued: "I found that I couldn't find a good hairstyle, so I didn't cut it." Then he took out a rubber band from his trousers pocket, and handed it to the side, who was about to take off his trousers. Neuer in shorts.Neuer glanced at Gerhard angrily, then stroked his hair twice with his big palm, combed it neatly and tied it up for him.

Neuer looked at the thief-like Gerhard, sighed and shook his head helplessly.This guy's cheapness is simply inhumane, and he can't even pull back nine cows.He will definitely be slapped by the captain later on. Neuer felt that he should put on his shorts quickly, so that he can watch Captain Ahua slap Gerhard from a close distance later.

With braids braided arrogantly, Gerhard walked up to the captain, took out the gift he bought yesterday, and handed it to Hewedes, who was taken aback by the gift box tied with the bow. "Captain, I gave it to you as a thank you for inviting me to a French meal?"

Now the whole team was shocked!

Including the head coach Felix who is sorting out the information with the assistant coaches.

Gerhard is surprisingly stingy, he knows how to give gifts today?

Hewedes looked at this small gift and felt that he was really pleasantly surprised today!

Gerhard took the gift and stuffed it into Hewedes's arms, and then said to the captain: "February 2 is your birthday, captain, although it is still early, but captain, I saw yesterday that this is very suitable for you, so give it as soon as possible. Hello."

Hewedes suddenly felt that his eye sockets were getting wet for some reason at this moment.Sure enough, although Gerhard is a troublesome guy, he still knows that it is for his own good that he is in charge of him.Höwedes smiled brightly, and opened the package under the applause of his teammates.

XXX brand hair growth cream.

XL size, extra large capacity.

——Are you losing a lot of hair when you are old?It doesn't matter, XL large capacity hair growth cream, one bottle solves your troubles!

The whole team: ... (Everyone's smiles and applause stopped at this moment.)

Gerhard hid behind Neuer with a smile on his face, looked at the captain who was stiff holding the big bottle of hair growth cream, and smiled wickedly: "Captain, I am doing it for your own good!"

"Get out!" Captain Ah Hua's face turned red with anger, this kid did it on purpose!Captain Ahua thought, this little bastard Gerhard must be bullying his hair... not so lush.

Raul quickly turned his back, and couldn't help revealing: "Pfft..."

"Gerhard Jamieson!!!!!!"

The staff of Dortmund heard a roar coming from the locker room of the sand mine from a long distance.

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When standing in the tunnel, Neuer stood behind Gerhard and helped him look at the bag on his head.Touching it twice was not enough, and I pressed it hard, and Jahard grinned in pain, and then he withdrew his hand in satisfaction.Head coach Felix watched from the side, and couldn't help scolding Gerhard: "You deserve it right now, how can you bully the captain?"

"I do not have……"

"Don't quibble!" Mr. Felix looked at Gerhard and snorted angrily: "Now Hewedes is ignoring you when he is so angry with you, I see what you will do when you are on the court later ?”

Gerhard pursed his lips and remained silent. The head coach continued to exhort: "The people of Dortmund are sworn enemies. I don't care what happens off the pitch. You have to fight for me on the pitch! I can't tolerate your ambiguity."

Gerhard could only accept it and nodded: "Yes, I understand, I will definitely play according to the tactical arrangement."

The more head coach Felix heard what Gerhard said, the more he felt a drum in his heart.This kid is not a guy who plays cards logically at all, I hope he really listens to his advice, don't make trouble again.Looking at the honest Neuer, he said, "Just keep an eye on him."

Neuer said awkwardly: "I can't leave at the goal."

The head coach was at a loss, pulled Raul and said, "Give me a look at Gerhard when he is on the field, don't let him..." The coach didn't finish speaking, because Dortmund's people came.Hummels walked up to Captain Ahua immediately, and pushed him with a smile. Seeing the captain's blushing face, he subconsciously looked at Gerhard.

"Is he pissing you off again?"

Höwedes didn't want to answer this question, he just turned his face away vaguely, otherwise the murderous intent towards Dortmund that was still brewing just now would disappear when he saw Hummels' face.He just murmured: "I will do my best later."

"Okay." Hummels also put a smile on his face, and the teammates behind him greeted the players in the sand mine, and then all of them looked seriously outside the player tunnel.After leaving that door, they will be rivals who will accompany each other for a lifetime.

The derby in the Ruhr area officially kicked off when the players walked out of the player tunnel together.When the players from both sides started to shake hands, many people from Dortmund looked at the belly of Gerhard, the No. 16, and the director directly zoomed in on the camera for a close-up, and the fans in front of the TV collapsed.

Among the 11 Dortmund players present, Gerhard's stomach was shown one by one, and he felt uncomfortable.When the two sides began to prepare for the warm-up, they directly took the ball from the referee's hand, stuffed it into their own jerseys when everyone was shocked, and went straight to the Dortmund rest area with their big bellies to block everyone's face, and ran to In front of the stunned Humei, she showed off...

Gerhard smiled victoriously when he saw that all Dortmund staff were shocked by him.With that appearance, she is so proud, she has made herself so awesome and even has her arms akimbo!

But all the players of both teams: =口=!

Raul slapped himself on the face: It's over, I didn't keep an eye on our child!

Before Raul could finish his annoyance, Captain Hua could only run over angrily and grabbed Gerhard by the collar, wrapped his arms around Gerhard's neck, and abducted him back.After bringing Gerhard over, he was directly pressed on the forward position of the field, and he was given a head blow, followed by another training session.Gerhard, who was still awesome just now, immediately gave Captain Ahua a scolding like a chick, obediently stood in his position and began to warm up.

That way, don't mention how wronged you are.

The author has something to say: cheap, you are guilty of cheap.

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