Exclusive Shot [Soccer]

In the stands, his elder brother Luis directly turned black, especially when he saw the fans around him still booing, his face became even darker.He looked at Gerhard, silently angry, his face was tight, and he didn't speak.

Regarding this kiss, Captain Ah Hua was taken aback at first, and when he realized it, he wanted to kill Gerhard directly.In particular, Ah Hua just happened to be able to see the stand of Gerhard's brother, and he was so frightened that he quickly pushed Gerhard away.

Seeing this, all the female fans in the audience screamed with excitement, unlike the female fans, the male fans in the audience all laughed hahaha.Excited kisses in the football world are not rare, but there are not many who are as sloppy as Gerhard.After the kid finished kissing, he ran straight to Neuer, and Neuer actually smiled and waited for him with open arms.

Captain Ahua grabbed Gerhard, and couldn't let Gerhard, who was excited and boundless, start kissing wildly.Gerhard, who was pulled over by him, was caught in Herdes' hands like a little chicken, and was dragged directly to the door of his house.

"Captain, you've pinched my head, pinched it." Gerhard was still struggling to break free from the captain's grip, but was dragged back directly by the captain.The audience knew that there must be something wrong with Gerhard, and he was caught by the captain and brought back. It is probably that Captain Ahua lost his temper again.

In all the videos of Schalke 04 that everyone has paid attention to recently, there are shots of Gerhard acting as a demon and then being captured by Captain Ahua.In the last game against Dortmund, although there was a non-existent child as a bet, when Gerhard stuffed the ball into the jersey and went to Dortmund for a circle at the beginning of the game, it made the whole home field laugh.

They are already used to Gerhard fans. My male god wants to have good looks and skills, but sometimes he is quite cheap.The things he did were either nonsensical or so cheap that people wanted to beat him up.The head of Gerhard's support fan group once said that he wanted to beat him up after seeing what he did!For example, pour paprika into Raul's cup, stuff the toy spring snake into Neuer's locker, and buy a large bottle of hair growth cream for Captain Ahua.Each of them is a rhythm that will be beaten to death by teammates, but Gerhard was not killed. On the contrary, the people who were cheated by him have a good relationship with him.

The fans realized: true love!

Didn't he really love that guy who could endure such torture and live around him?Especially Neuer, the guy who is taciturn and doesn't like to cause trouble, has brought Gerhard to become a good tweeter.Since Neuer accidentally leaked the video of Gerhard being pressed and kneaded by Hummels on the eve of the Dortmund battle, Neuer has embarked on the road of tweeting.

Everyday tweets are like this.

Neuer: Gerhard was beaten every day today. (1/1 being beaten daily)——(Video).

It was like this every day until Gerhard went to Spain the other day.The news sent by the media in Spain made all the fans realize Gerhard's cute side.Seeing his well-behaved appearance standing in front of his father's tombstone, the fans said with distress that you should continue to be cheap, we can bear it, and we will definitely not beat you to death.

Many women who followed CP stopped updating Neuer's Twitter that day, and then only took pictures of an empty lawn.Careful fans discovered that this is the small lawn where Neuer and Gerhard sit in the sun every morning. There are two adjacent circular areas where the grass is much shorter than the surrounding areas.Netizens immediately understood that it was because of these two buttocks.

If you miss him, you will miss him, why are you posting so artistically... hey~

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After Gerhard made a fool of himself, he was inevitably scolded by the captain again, and after the scolding, he obediently stood in his place.He touched the red ear that was pulled by the captain in pain, and then obediently looked at the Werder Bremen players in front of him, planning to grab another ball and then go to Werder's gate to open the first goal.

The Werder players knew Gerhard just by looking at him. This guy is not easy to mess with.When he runs, most people can't stop him at all, unless he bullies Schalke 04 without a defender like Dortmund, and then sacrifices three of his defenders to intercept Gerhard, otherwise this guy will be able to kill your back in a few rounds. The line of defense turned into a fishing net.

But the premise is that I have a Lewandowski. Without Lewandowski, how can I bully Schalke's defenders?

Gerhard looked like a wolf on the hunt in the 15th minute of the first half.Going around in all directions, looking at the various balls sent by his teammates, thinking about how to poke him in.Werder Bremen's goalkeeper is crying, what about the defender?I need guards! I need a dozen guards!!!

The defenders were about to run and vomit blood. Werder Bremen, who replaced a defender and replaced a defender in the 16th minute of the first half, felt deeply: We are almost unable to stop this kid!

In the 17th minute, Gerhard received a pass from captain Herders and went straight in the middle with a knife.Three people in the middle, two midfielders and a defender came up to chase and intercept. Gerhard didn't detour this time. He wanted to save some energy and went straight to the bar!

The fans in the stadium were all excited, the front bar looks good! Huge cheers erupted from the diehard fans of the placer in the south stand, enjoying the sudden downpour of rain, accompanied by Gerhard dribbling the ball, catching Starting from looking like the guards, it set off a climax of the audience!

Webern and Shelley Bay in the live broadcast room were overjoyed. They could only receive the ball from Gerhard in the first 10 minutes, but he passed the ball.Gerhard took a shot, but unfortunately, it failed.Gerhard, he steals it, whoops, how did he pass it to Raul in an infinite loop in this sentence pattern.

Now, heh! Gerhard is fighting head-on! When explaining this scene, the commentator is also very enthusiastic!

"Gerhard dribbled the ball, in the middle. Come, come, three people defending, alas, alas, no. Gerhard rushed directly, rushed, and pierced the crotch! There was no fake move, and the crotch pierced!" Webern almost broke his voice, and before he could hold his breath, Shelley Bay followed him: "There are two more, there are two more! Oh, Gerhard, is this a fake move? No, no No, this is an overtaking, feint and another speed-up overtaking, beautiful! It's over, there is another one!"

"Slider—"

The last Werder defender couldn't hold back a sliding shovel towards Gerhard's ball. Gerhard jumped directly. Before the ball landed, he raised his left foot, straightened his body violently, and made a fierce shot. When the last kick went out, the ball was almost deformed by this strange force.

The Werder goalkeeper didn't even have time to make a save, and the ball went straight in!

"goal! goal! gooooal!" Webern jumped up violently, and sat down violently. The originally strong bench really couldn't bear his weight of two hundred catties, so he died directly, and Webern also fell to the ground in an instant.

At this time, Gerhard saw the ball into the net, shouted loudly, jumped up, and in the sweat and passionate cheers, stretched his body in the air as he leaped up, making the surrounding flashlights flash into one !

Gerhard ran to the south stand immediately after landing, the world stared at his brother Louis and gave him a thumbs up.

This is the first time he gave away the ball, and of course he had to give it to his brother.Of course he knew that his brother Louis was kind to him.

Louis' face, which had been darkened by Gerhard's excited kiss just now, immediately disappeared, revealing a warm smile almost like the first thaw in spring.Gerhard gave his brother a fist and put it on his chest while his teammates patted their heads and hugged him while running to celebrate.

Immediately, the throats of the collective fans were blocked by Tian Tian, ​​and some older female fans even had tears in their eyes.Gerhard is a good boy, well, a good boy who loves his family.

Brother Louis immediately applauded his precious brother, and Gerhard jumped and ran away happily.The defenders of Werder Bremen looked desperate, but he can still jump up?Is this guy superhuman?Is it from the nemesis?

Gerhard was never idle in the first half, really, he never idled for a moment, running all over the court without stopping.The opponents who saw it were desperate, no matter whether Gerhard could do it or not, the defenders who followed him were about to break their legs.Especially this guy will also run to his own backcourt, and run as a defender to intercept the ball from the sports forward, which makes Werder Bremen lose his temper.

After getting the applause from his brother Louis, Gerhard seemed to be recharged and even more energetic.In the 25th minute of the first half, Gerhard went straight from the left and caught the ball in the air. Another scorpion swung his tail and kicked the ball into the goal.The defensive defender didn't dare to stop him at all, for fear that this kick would kick him, and he went to see God in advance.

Gerhard was like chewing on Hyun Mai, he couldn't stop scoring goals, and gave his away goal to Raul.Raul hugged Gerhard excitedly and touched, inserted his fingers into Gerhard's hair, and kissed him on the forehead.

emmm... Louis doesn't have a bad face, it seems that he is within the acceptable range.

The director is simply conscientious, every time Gerhard hugs and hugs, he cuts a shot of the handsome brother Louis, and fans from all walks of life start to pay homage to Louis brother.

Hello, boss, we have taken a fancy to your brother, please raise your hands high!

There are also CP fans from all walks of life, starting to separate Amway brother and sister-in-law:

Brother, what do you think of Chihua?Captain Ahua is the one your younger brother was talking about just now.

Go upstairs, my lord brother, what do you think of me?Raul is the one who was kissed on the forehead by your brother who just scored a goal.

What are you afraid of! Brother, our cheap fox party is here, the fox is very handsome, and both of them are officially certified, and they have children! Look, how do you think?When did you tear up the certificate?

Brother, brother, you can't ignore us cheap!Our Xiaoxin is a good boy. We have always been with your younger brother to bask in the sun. My younger brother is not looking at the lawn pit, so I just think about it, and I don’t talk about it when I’m bored!

Tch, what's the matter! Brother, brother, you know Messi, you know the friendship from childhood to adulthood, we went to bed with the cheap, and we also fell asleep, and the underwear is all It’s a couple! Brother, you have to help us!

Hahahaha~ Let’s cool off upstairs, hahaha, my brother CP is here! Authentic German orthopedics, on behalf of my brother, he said that my brother is me! No one will give it! Hahahaha

burn!

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The author has something to say: German orthopedics is a joke, don’t take it seriously