Exclusive Shot [Soccer]

Schalke 04's home game against Werder Bremen has been turned upside down by one person, that is Schalke 04's No. 16, Gerhard Jersson.This guy didn't stop in the first half, basically catching Werder Bremen's goal and shooting hard.

The Werder Bremen defenders are going crazy for this kid.In the 25 minutes of the first half, this kid has already scored 2 goals.Now it is 32 minutes, Gerhard is still not satisfied, he planned to score a hat-trick in the first half, but he wanted to score in one go.

Now on the field, after Gerhard received a long pass from Raul, he directly received the ball from the left and started running wildly.Werder Bremen's No. 10 Marin, according to his own coaching needs, began to return to the defense to intercept.As a midfielder, Marin is not tall.When Gerhard was about to receive an aerial pass, Marin jumped up directly, intending to intercept the header.

However, there is a difference in height between Gerhard, who is around 180, and Marin, who is 170... Gerhard took the ball directly, bypassing Marin who landed.Marin was surprisingly angry, watching Gerhard run away with the ball, without even thinking about a sliding tackle!

"Oh!" Webern closed his eyes, and Shelley turned his face away in pain.Gerhard was knocked down by the back shovel, rolled on the ground, got up angrily and looked at Marin.Seeing that Gerhard was about to get angry, Raul immediately rushed up and stopped Marin who was also mad, trying to put a distance between the two of them.

Marin, a 170 person standing here, don't talk about his aura, even if he stretches out his hand, it may be difficult to reach Raul's face. Gerhard can still be calm when he sees Raul, and sees Marin still arrogant You can't stay calm.Captain Ahua who caught up from behind hugged Gerhard, hugged him with all his strength, and walked directly to the side, lest Gerhard lose his calm and clash with Marin, and get a topaz Card, that would be really depressing.

The referee ran over at a trot, and was stunned for a while seeing the Ahua team treat their players like this.After reacting, he directly gave Marin a yellow card and then gave Gerhard a free kick.That's right, Marin actually tackled Gerhard from outside the penalty area. This free kick made Werder Bremen completely desperate.Gerhard knew it when he saw him, and the referee also nodded him: "Player No. 16, calm down!"

As soon as these words came out, Gerhard was completely silent.Hewedes knew that Gerhard was definitely not a fool, so he let him go immediately.When the referee left, Gerhard turned his head and winked at the captain and said, "How about it, did I look like it just now?"

"..." As expected of a child from La Masia, Herdes covered his face speechlessly.This Gerhard was not shoveled in the penalty area at all just now. For this penalty, this guy actually rolled into the penalty area with the force of being shoveled.

OK, there are yours!It is also convincing to use this way of deceiving a penalty kick!

Hurders suddenly felt sad that his child had grown crooked, and at the same time mixed with the strange sense of pride that his child could only bully himself and not be bullied by others.Gerhard had already pretended to be a thief and went to collect the ball in front of the referee. He took the ball and put it on the ground, looking left and right.Werder Bremen's players were helplessly preparing to block Schalke's players outside the penalty area, and Schalke's players were also planning to make up shots outside the penalty area.Yun Damen was heartbroken, because these guys blocked his sight again.

According to his habit, Gerhard looked at the wind speed with his hands on his hips, looked at the distance from the goal left and right, and when the referee and the Werder players were getting impatient, Gerhard made a run-up and suddenly Quickly volleys with his left foot.When the ball was about to go out, he hooked the ball with his toes.A vigorous volley and a dribbling action turned the ball into a terrifying S shape, which was a blockbuster masterpiece of Gerhard's first debut.

The same is true for this ball. The Werder Bremen players all acted, stretched their legs, jumped up and down, and the ball passed through their gap.When passing by the crowd, he made a big arc to make the goalkeeper jump immediately when he saw the ball, but this direction was wrong.After the goalkeeper jumped up, the ball started to turn and turned directly to the other side. At this time, the goalkeeper had nothing to do but watch the ball go into the net.

hat trick!This is Gerhard's third hat-trick after his debut. Almost all his teammates rushed up except for Neuer, and those who touched their heads began to celebrate Gerhard.Of course Gerhard had a bright smile on his face, today his mission has been accomplished, and the next goal is completely his extra homework.

The homework has to start when Gerhard wants to hit the striker's golden boot.

What Gerhard thought at the time was simple, that is, there was still a 6-goal gap between him and Lewandowski.The way to shorten this gap is also very simple, and that is to score goals.Gerhard did the calculations, and the statistics are as follows: Today is February 2, until May 20, there are still two and a half months before the end of the season, and there are a total of 5 games.

When Gerhard had the idea of ​​hitting the golden boot of the scorer list, he took a marker pen and wrote a series of formulas on the tactical board in the locker room, and stared at all his teammates and coaches directly.

According to this formula, he calculated the frequency of Lewandowski's goals, the maximum and minimum of his goals, and then time as a fixed value, wrote the quadratic equation and the required value range, Deduce the minimum number of goals you need to score in 11 games.

X is the number of goals: 3 goals.3 goals per game.

Looking at Gerhard's mathematics, Neuer suddenly felt that he underestimated Gerhard, and then told Gerhard about a possibility.That is, it is impossible for Gerhard to score 2 goals against Bayern.Bayern is too strong, it is not bad to score a goal.Now this additional condition made the whole formula more complicated. Gerhard thought about it, wiped the blackboard immediately, and picked up a pen to write out an even more terrifying formula group!

How many goals can be surpassed by Lewandowski in 11 games under various circumstances?

The teammates and the coach watched as Gerhard wrote the entire blackboard densely by himself, one formula after another, such as the unknown α, the known β, the peak value of various pixel intervals, and even added a terrible geometric formula. Graphics, when this mathematical formula came out, teammates and coaches all gasped.

Gerhard looked at the formula on the blackboard with a marker pen, checked that it was correct, and filled in the horrible calculation.

X is the number of goals: 3 goals.

Y is the number of penalty kicks against strong teams: 2 goals.

Gerhard thought for a while, and then said: It's not difficult!

Coach Flix was the first to become curious about Gerhard's brain. He really wanted to know what Gerhard was thinking in his brain every day.He pointed to this value and said a word, that is, you cannot participate in all 11 games.Although Gerhard started playing football last year, he officially participated in the game in January this year. Now Gerhard has scored 1 goals in 3 games, but he cannot guarantee that he can participate in the remaining 10 games.

This additional condition made Gerhard start to write another set of formulas. After a while of xinα and sinβ that made everyone feel dizzy, Gerhard was completely done with the calculations this time.

X is the number of goals: 3 goals.

Y is the number of penalty kicks against strong teams: 3 goals.

Z is an additional condition: When you encounter a weak team, you will score wildly. If you encounter a strong team, you will be conservative. How many goals can be scored.

After Raul looked at the full formulas and algebraic functions, he was completely dizzy and looked at Gerhard with admiration.Neuer almost applauded, stood up and asked, "Are you good at math?"

Gerhard smiled and looked at Neuer: "I said that when I was playing cards."

Neuer suddenly showed a smile: "Can playing cards also count?"

"Yes you can!"

"Teach me!"

"Well...then what will you give me?" Gerhard smirked and approached Neuer

"..." Neuer feels that Gerhard likes to play ambiguously recently, and he has gone too far.

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Gerhard has almost healed his scar recently and forgot about the pain. Dortmund's failure has been completely forgotten by him. He only wants to win.During the intermission, the teammates were amazed at Gerhard's physical strength, which was simply sturdy.This kid is still excited now, and he may be thinking in his heart that he can earn a few more goals in the second half. Captain Ahua is both happy and scared when he sees Gerhard like this.Of course, I am happy because I feel that the team can improve steadily with this goal machine, but I am afraid that Gerhard is a goal machine... I hope he will not have any terrible troubles with such crazy goals.

In the second half, Gerhard was still active, and Werder Bremen had been beaten to the ground.After seeing Gerhard's power, coach Felix deeply understood the horror of a striker who pursues goals. He was also worried, but only worried about Gerhard's physical condition.Gerhard beat Werder Bremen into a sieve. In the current position, Gerhard alone scored 2 goals and 1 penalty.At the beginning of the second half of the game, the Werder Bremen players were already desperate, so desperate that they no longer wanted to run.

Istanbul night!

Night of Bloody Carnage!

The players already knew that Gerhard, the scoring maniac, started to run again. The Werder Bremen players had been abused and had no motivation. They just wanted this terrible game to end quickly.The fans of Werder Bremen in the North Stand couldn't help crying on the field, God!Somebody take away this No. 16 striker, this guy is killing me!

Gerhard started his goal plan in the second half happily, making Werder Bremen's defense almost desperate for death.In 15 minutes of the second half, he scored his fourth goal of the game.Then he started the fifth without stopping, but as soon as he rushed to the opponent's half, a defender hugged Gerhard who was running, and gave him a hug from the back.

Both of them fell to the ground.

The author has something to say: Happy Halloween!

By the way, is it not good to write recently, and everyone's activity is low.