[Comprehensive] The number one cannon fodder

Chen Xiaosheng's request to the emperor was really speechless and helpless. Hua Taishi had already strongly opposed the emperor's opportunism at court, and asked the emperor to be responsible to tell the truth to Ha Yiba, but the emperor just dismissed the grand master impatiently and called him Going back to the mansion to cultivate his body, he was not allowed to go to court, and the grand master fainted on the spot.

Chen Xiaosheng told Su Xueyun about these things after returning home, and said disappointedly: "No wonder the Qing soldiers entered the customs at the end of the Ming Dynasty. They are now thinking about how to become stronger, but the emperor of the Ming Dynasty is consuming the vitality of the country. One ebbs and another. Do you think there is any suspense in the future? I originally wanted to find an appropriate time to talk about hot weapons with the emperor, but now, heh, I don’t even have research funding! Do you know what he built that leopard room for? Beauty in Yaochi , simply want to imitate King Zhou."

Su Xueyun said: "I don't know if this is a descendant of a nouveau riche. Our emperor is really hedonistic. I heard that he still wants to make himself the Duke of the Town? He also wants to find a chance to conquer? It seems that he still wants to rob him." Minnv, it's just that the grand master has been suppressing him to restrain himself a little. But now he is getting more and more excessive. Not only does he not take the grand master seriously, but he also makes all the concubines pretend to be students in the harem to make him a champion, but the queen stops him Afterwards, the queen was reprimanded and punished to go to Shuiyue Temple to copy the Diamond Sutra. If this continues, I don’t know what he will do.”

Chen Xiaosheng said helplessly: "Now I really understand the meaning of the phrase 'accompanying the emperor is like accompanying a tiger'. The grand master is loyal to the emperor and assists him with all his heart, but he actually makes the grand master not allow him to go to court. The queen is obviously very The demeanor of the mother of the country, but he punished the queen to go to the nunnery to copy the scriptures. Usually, he called Wen Bin and me brothers and brothers, and said that he would make us the king of the country in the future. If there is something wrong, he will put us on the fire! This kind of emperor I really... don't know what to say about him, but I can only say that there are half of the ministers who are working hard in the court."

Su Xueyun remembered that in the original play, the four great talents saw the picture of the Buddha in Ha Yiba's hands, and immediately imitated a picture of the Buddha.But now they disagree with Tang Bohu, and Wen Zhengming has left Beijing, so naturally they can no longer use that method.Su Xueyun thought for a while and said, "How about this, please ask the emperor to find a way to let Ha Yiba show the picture of the Buddha, and Wen Bin and we will pretend to be eunuchs and maids to write down the picture of the Buddha and draw a fake one."

Chen Xiaosheng was stunned, and pointed at each other with his fan, "Us? Just because the three of us saw it at the time and drew it?"

Su Xueyun took a sip of tea and said indifferently: "There is no other way, we can only try. If it doesn't work, we will try our best. At worst, we will wander the world in the future."

Hearing what she said, Chen Xiaosheng didn't worry anymore, anyway, the matter has come to this point, the emperor insisted on them handing over the Buddha statue, so what if they don't draw fakes!Chen Xiaosheng and Zhou Wenbin discussed it again, and reported this method to the emperor.

The emperor looked at them suspiciously, frowned and said, "What are you talking about? You two draw a picture of a Buddha statue with Zhu Zhishan's lady? Or do you just draw it after reading it? Is this the method you came up with or is it an excuse to perfuse me? !"

The emperor slapped the table hard, and said angrily: "I treat you as brothers, but you don't want to solve my troubles with your heart, don't tell me you don't take me seriously?"

Chen Xiaosheng and Zhou Wenbin immediately saluted and apologized, Chen Xiaosheng said: "Your Majesty, this is the best way we can think of, if it doesn't work, then I really have nothing to do." He suppressed the discomfort in his heart and said, "Your Majesty, Weichen's wife is Weichen's younger sister, the closed disciple of the owner of the Suzhou Six Arts Guild Hall, and her talents and knowledge are much higher than Weichen's. Weichen thinks this method can be tried."

Zhou Wenbin immediately seconded the proposal, "We also think this is the best way."

The emperor snorted coldly, and said: "Well, Xiao Dazi, Xuan Qiuyue enters the palace immediately, and I want to see how talented a woman can be!"

Chen Xiaosheng and Zhou Wenbin looked at each other, and said that they regretted that the imperial examination was not counted, but in the future, how to serve the country while protecting the family is really a big problem. Following such an emperor, I feel that my head is placed on the neck, what? I don't know when the time is gone, and I can't see the bright hope.

The emperor asked Xiao Dazi to show him a story book, and he didn't avoid the two of them. He would laugh out loud when he saw it happy, and he didn't worry about it at all.In fact, he is such a willful emperor, so what if he really told Ha Yiba that there is no Buddha statue?He didn't care about any bad consequences at all, but his words pushed Chen Xiaosheng and Zhou Wenbin to the edge of a cliff.At this time, when they saw such an emperor, they really felt that everything they did with all their heart and soul was for the blind to see!

Zhou Wenbin thought a little more. He was burdened with hatred since he was a child, traveled across the ocean, experienced too many hardships alone, and the most disgusting thing was something that could threaten him, and now he finally married Xiaolian. After living in a warm home, the emperor hung a knife on his head, he couldn't bear it.If the emperor was not the emperor, he must have stepped this person into the quagmire long ago, but just because this person is the emperor, they all have to work like bulls and horses without complaint, and they will not get any good in the end. This feeling It's even more uncomfortable than when he didn't take revenge.But even though Zhou Wenbin was so uncomfortable, he could not see any dissatisfaction on his face. He even told the emperor a folk story following the emperor's exclamation, which made the atmosphere in the imperial study much easier, and the emperor would not give them any more. Looking at their faces, they were happily chatting when Su Xueyun arrived.

This is Su Xueyun's first official visit to the emperor. The emperor looked at her carefully and said casually: "Zhu Zhishan, your wife is really good, no wonder you are so dedicated. But talent is not just about being beautiful, Qiuyue, are you really Can you draw a picture of Buddha with them?"

Su Xueyun lowered her head and said, "My wife can only try her best."

The emperor frowned, "Oh? None of you are willing to promise me, so if I delay the time for you, but you can't copy it, wouldn't I want to lose face in front of Ha Yiba?"

Su Xueyun said: "It's better for the emperor to take out a picture, let the courtiers and others watch and copy it first, and then let the emperor decide whether to use this plan or not."

The emperor thought it was interesting, so he immediately smiled and clapped his hands, "That's good, Xiao Dazi, go get a painting quickly, the more complicated the better. By the way, if you want to play, play it like a little bit. Hurry up and change into eunuchs, Clothes for the maid of honor, hurry up!"

Su Xueyun and the three had no choice but to obey the orders and put on the clothes of palace servants, and stood behind the emperor pretending to serve him.At this time, Xiao Dazi brought a few palace servants pretending to be Ha Yiba, and walked in to greet the emperor. Su Xueyun and Chen Xiaosheng looked at each other, both feeling quite speechless, but the emperor was the biggest, he couldn't say no to anyone he wanted to play with.

The emperor played for a long time, and finally found an excuse to ask "Ha Yiba" to show the "Buddha statue picture". Xiao Dazi carefully unfolded a long picture of beauties. There are dozens of beauties on it, and they all have different expressions. Coupled with the poems and colorful colors on the painting, it all shows how difficult it is to copy this picture!

Zhou Wenbin memorized all the paints and fonts, Chen Xiaosheng memorized the layout and basic outline of the painting, and Su Xueyun memorized the overall painting style and everyone's demeanor.The three of them are all people with sharp ears and eyes and excellent memory. Even though Chen Xiaosheng was in poor health when he first traveled, he became far superior to ordinary people because of the genetic modification agent. The short-term memory of these things is really unforgettable!

Xiao Dazi felt that the display time was almost up, so he carefully put it away again, the imitator Ha Yiba respected and cherished the Buddha statue.But the emperor found an excuse to make the three of Su Xueyun retreat, and chatted with "Ha Yiba" with a smile, and began to delay the time.

Su Xueyun and the others went to the next room, where the palace servants had already helped to arrange countless painting utensils.There is a big empty table in the middle of this room, and there are painting utensils on the surrounding tables for their convenience. It can be said that they are fully prepared.As soon as Chen Xiaosheng entered the door, he immediately searched for the same drawing paper as the beauty picture, and cut it to the same size. Zhou Wenbin quickly mixed the paint with both hands, and adjusted all the colors that needed to be used.

And Su Xueyun stood at the table and began to think about where to start writing, where to receive writing, and how to complete the task within the limited time.

In the imperial study room, the emperor asked a little eunuch to imitate his tone and "chat" with Xiao Dazi, while he moved away from the bookshelf and looked at Su Xueyun and the others through a small hole in the wall.It is very interesting to be able to grasp the time and see the process of their copying in this way.

The emperor saw them moving fast and non-stop, his eyes were full of excitement, and then he saw Chen Xiaosheng quickly draw the outline on the paper, and Zhou Wenbin handed the pen dipped in paint to Su Xueyun, and Su Xueyun drew the outline on Chen Xiaosheng. Filled with the demeanor of beauty.Chen Xiaosheng kept sketching, Su Xueyun moved and filled with him, and Zhou Wenbin handed Su Xueyun pens with different colors while writing poems.The three of them cooperated very tacitly, they didn't need words or actions, and they seemed to know how to complete it, which surprised the emperor in his heart.

Seeing that they didn't stop, the emperor felt that they should have a plan in their minds. Looking at the nearly half-finished picture of beauties, it was not bad at all when compared with the real one. This is simply a miracle!The emperor was amused, and kept staring at them, and suddenly noticed a drop of sweat on Zhou Wenbin's forehead, and immediately became nervous for them, if this drop of sweat fell on the painting, it would be a waste of effort!Unexpectedly, the next moment Su Xueyun threw a piece of handkerchief with her left hand, the handkerchief flew past Zhou Wenbin's forehead in the blink of an eye, and fell to the ground far away, and the sweat on Zhou Wenbin's forehead had been wiped dry!

The emperor's eyes widened suddenly, and he said in surprise, "Qiuyue knows martial arts?"

Xiao Dazi replied: "Your Majesty, this servant has not felt Qiuyue's martial arts. If she really knows martial arts, then her martial arts must be higher than this servant?"

"Above you?" The emperor showed surprise on his face, and couldn't help staring at Su Xueyun. The more he looked, the more he felt that Su Xueyun was not an ordinary woman. With such talents, such martial arts, and such beauty, she was not famous all over the world. , but married an ordinary courtier in obscurity, it is unbelievable.He looked at the profile of Su Xueyun's serious painting, and never paid attention to that painting again.