[Comprehensive] The number one cannon fodder

Su Xueyun quickly noticed the emperor's gaze, but she thought that the emperor wanted to confirm their abilities, so she ignored it, and instead painted more seriously and quickly.The three of them have been together day and night for a long time, and their relationship is very close. They cooperated with each other tacitly, and finished the whole picture of beauty in one go.Afterwards, they dried the ink, made it old, and made every detail almost perfect. A fake that was exactly the same as the beauty picture was completed in a very short period of time!

The three looked at each other and smiled, took care of each other, and presented the painting to the emperor.Xiao Dazi unfolded the real product and the fake product, and when the two pictures were put together, they were exactly the same without any difference.The emperor stood in front of the two pictures and compared them for a long time, exclaiming: "This is really a wonderful workmanship, Qiuyue, you are indeed worthy of being a talented woman, today you have opened my eyes, I think you should be called the most talented woman in the world!"

Su Xueyun frowned secretly, feeling that the emperor's attitude was a bit wrong, but she couldn't think of the reason for a moment, so she respectfully said: "The emperor has praised you absurdly, it is the perfect cooperation between the minister's wife, the husband and the sister-in-law, that can complete this picture, all depends on branches Shan and Wenbin have profound skills."

The emperor seemed to have just noticed that there were two more people, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, Zhishan and Wenbin also performed well, I think you will be able to complete the Buddha statue, it will be a long night and dreamy, so I will call Hayiba into the palace tomorrow." How about coming? What else do you need to prepare?"

Su Xueyun lowered her head sensitively and said no more, Chen Xiaosheng cupped his hands and said: "Your Majesty, I don't need to prepare anything, I will follow His Majesty's orders."

"Okay, but I think it's inappropriate for you to pretend to be court ladies and eunuchs." The emperor looked at Su Xueyun and said, "When the time comes to send someone to pick up the painting, why would you ask a court lady and two eunuchs to go together? Isn't that strange? Besides, Qiuyue's temperament is not inferior to my empress, isn't there such a court lady who can be seen at a glance as something wrong?"

A bad premonition emerged in Su Xueyun's heart, and she hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, both Zhishan and Wenbin are ministers of the court, and it is not convenient to show up, so the minister's wife and the two of them will cover up their appearance so that people can't see it." Looking at our original appearance, the courtiers and others will definitely not spoil the emperor's important affairs, please rest assured."

The emperor smiled and said: "But one court lady and two eunuchs are still weird and boring. I think...it's better for Qiuyue to pretend to be my concubine. It's so convenient and seamless!"

The faces of Su Xueyun and the three of them suddenly changed, they looked at the emperor in disbelief, and at the same time bowed and said: "Don't dare to offend the emperor, Qiuyue can pretend to be a little eunuch."

Su Xueyun saw the interesting eyes of the emperor, and instantly understood where the weird feeling came from before. The emperor simply regarded her as a fun toy and wanted to keep it for himself!It is true, the emperor saw Li Fengjie dancing in short-sleeved shorts in Changle Square, and he fell in love with him at first sight. Sister Feng was made a noble concubine.To put it bluntly, this emperor is greedy for pleasure, and he will do everything that makes him feel novel and happy.Just like now he finds that Su Xueyun is completely different from the dignified empress and the coquettish concubine, so he starts thinking about her, and doesn't even care that Chen Xiaosheng is still there, because the imperial power is supreme, the emperor always only cares about his own feelings.

A feeling of disgust and disgust rose in Su Xueyun's heart. She had been pursued by many people before, but she had never been coveted so unscrupulously. It made her want to vomit!She took a deep breath and said: "Your Majesty, please rest assured, my wife will definitely be able to pretend to be a good eunuch without making any mistakes, otherwise my wife will apologise with death!"

Chen Xiaosheng and Zhou Wenbin immediately agreed, "I would like to guarantee the head of the item!"

Seeing that they were frightened and became so serious, the emperor suddenly felt bored, frowned and waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, I will do as you said, but if you fail to do this, your heads Don't even think about it. Back off, back off!"

The three of Su Xueyun bowed and exited the imperial study room. When they got outside, they looked at each other in silence. It wasn't until they left the palace and returned to Zhu's house that Su Xueyun showed the anger on his face. "Emperor Dog, court death!"

Chen Xiaosheng squeezed his fan tightly and frowned, paced anxiously and said, "At first, I thought that the emperor was a little playful and absurd, but I didn't expect him to be so absurd! Today is playing and acting, tomorrow is not it!" Are you going to grab it? Only he thinks we are stupid and thinks we can’t see what he means! We have to think about countermeasures, and if we continue like this, we will definitely end badly, and either he will die or we will die, and sooner or later there will be a dead end!"

Su Xueyun walked into the room and sat down and said, "Of course he died. If such an emperor lives an extra day, he will endanger the country."

Zhou Wenbin persuaded: "Don't be impatient. This is not a trivial matter. Even if we have the ability to kill him, we won't be able to escape. Even if we escape, what about our descendants? Of course, we can't accept it, but Before doing anything, you must think of a perfect plan. Zhishan and Qiuyue, both of you are very skilled in martial arts, but Xiao Dazi who is beside the emperor is also a real master. Don't be impulsive. We have nothing now, so we can't act rashly of."

Chen Xiaosheng took a deep breath, and said in a deep voice: "I know what you said, but at least you have to be prepared first, who knows what the dog emperor will do next time? Hmph, I originally planned to be a loyal and patriotic minister, Unexpectedly, today I suddenly realized what it means to 'officials force the people to rebel'."

Zhou Wenbin thought for a while about the power in the court, and said thoughtfully: "In the past, Taishi Hua and King Ning were in court to fight against each other and check and balance each other. Now the power of Taishi Hua is gradually weakening. Once Taishi Hua is demoted again, this one The department will definitely be severely attacked by King Ning. In the future, King Ning’s family will dominate, and he is so ambitious, so he will not be willing to be inferior to others. Shall we push him to the top?"

Su Xueyun paused while pouring tea, then slowly raised her head to look at Zhou Wenbin, and asked, "You observed these yourself? Aren't you only in charge of supervising the Leopard Room?"

Chen Xiaosheng said: "Supervising the Leopard House also has to go to court every day, and the Leopard House involves a lot, many people want to get involved, Wen Bin has been in contact with many officials these days. A bowl of rice, looking at people's faces, almost never misses, smooth and transparent, knows a lot, everyone who has come into contact with him is coaxed to be happy by him, maybe he is so stupid to help him if he sells him counting money."

Zhou Wenbin said modestly: "How can you say so much? I just lived and wandered since I was a child, and I have experienced more than others. If I don't know how to read people's faces, I don't know how many times I have died."

Chen Xiaosheng sighed, "When Qiuyue didn't go today, you coaxed the emperor into laughing, but now...if he really has any thoughts about Qiuyue, I'm afraid you can't coax him. I'm in vain for him. Inventing so many interesting things for him to enjoy, he dared to move this kind of thought, he should really make a bomb for him!"

Su Xueyun looked at Zhou Wenbin, and silently took a sip of tea.Zhou Wenbin was a politician by nature, of course she knew that, in the original play Zhou Wenbin got along like a fish in water in the court and was the most promising of the four great talents.Not only did he make the emperor and King Ning happy, but he also pretended to surrender when King Ning rebelled, saving the lives of most of his loyal ministers, and single-handedly rescued the emperor and the other three sons from prison.

The key is that he never relents when he should be ruthless. In order to save everyone's life, he is always the first to draw his sword, mastering the strength to avoid the vital points, and never explaining even if he is misunderstood by his relatives and friends.Zhou Wenbin is straightforward, smart and alert, and always does the most appropriate thing at the most appropriate time. Except for being clumsy when chasing Xiaolian, he probably never misses a step in his life.The most rare thing is that Zhou Wenbin still values ​​love and righteousness, and will never betray his friends. Such a person may be really suitable for great things.

Su Xueyun rubbed the teacup carefully, carefully considering the stakes, and analyzing the possible failure of each step.This is not something that can be accomplished overnight, it must be done gradually, and it must be done with absolute certainty, otherwise it will not only ruin their own lives, but also implicate the people who follow them.

Chen Xiaosheng held Su Xueyun's hand, and comforted him: "No one would have thought that such a thing would happen, don't worry, the worst is to fight, so what if we change the emperor for Daming, we are not afraid of death, what are we afraid of?"

Su Xueyun said slowly: "You're right, so what if you change the emperor? It's a pity that this emperor doesn't seem to be able to give birth. Otherwise, wouldn't it be better for us to assist a prince?"

Zhou Wenbin looked at the two of them in surprise, and said hesitantly, "Aren't you serious? Change the emperor? How could it be that simple? If it were that simple, my grandfather wouldn't have been wronged for 60 years."

Su Xueyun said: "Why would your grandfather prefer to suffer so much without resisting?"

Zhou Wenbin was stunned for a moment, then replied: "My grandfather is loyal to the emperor and patriotic..."

Su Xueyun immediately asked back: "Then what about you?"

Zhou Wenbin looked at them and replied naturally: "Of course I don't feel anything. The imperial court has wronged my grandfather for 60 years, causing three generations of us to suffer all kinds of hardships. We will not have a home to return to. We will be exiled in a foreign land. My parents want to see it again until they die." Looking at the homeland of the Central Plains, it turned out that this regret could never be realized. And I, a Han Chinese living in Persia, was regarded as a different kind of alien everywhere, and it was difficult to go back to the Central Plains. I finally got to this point, and I still seem to have a knife It's like hanging over my head, how can I be grateful to the court? To be honest, I have already started to quit in my heart. I will not end well with such an emperor. I don't care what happens to me. I can't implicate Xiaolian. I want to resign Take Xiaolian back to Suzhou, where Zhengming is the parent officer, so she should be able to live more comfortably. But the most important thing now is to deal with your matter. We are a family, and we must face any crisis together. I won't leave until I think about it."

Su Xueyun put the teacup on the table, and said calmly: "So, if no one resists, how do you know that it will definitely fail?"