[Zhongyingmei] Girls' interdimensional daily life

Who is this man in the red tights that fell from midair inexplicably?

It's Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool.

Oh, that's right, it's that deadpool who loves to talk, is naughty, breaks the dimension and can also interact with readers, nicknamed "Little Cheap".

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What do you want to do?

Eve stared blankly at the Deadpool who suddenly rushed towards her, and immediately backed away in fright, almost hiding directly behind Professor Charles.

But Deadpool didn't seem to notice it, and greeted Eve energetically: "Hey, sweetheart, you look so beautiful, you look like someone I know."

How do you say such shameless words?Do all the pretty ones look like anyone you know?

Eve stared at Deadpool with wide eyes in shock, but instinctively shook her head quickly, and said, "No, no, no, I don't know you."

"Sweetheart, your attitude really makes me sad." Deadpool still leaned in front of Eve, his white eyes blinking, "Although my brain is not very good, I must have seen you Yes, maybe we still know each other, after all, who are the characters in the comics that I don't know? But speaking of it, you look so familiar."

you go you go!

Eve couldn't laugh or cry, she just said that I look like someone you know.

"Sweetheart, don't cry, if you are willing to try a new pose with brother, then I will discuss with the screenwriter and ask him to be the heroine for you."

you go you go!

Eve grinds her teeth, you stinky rascal!

"Brother still thinks I know you, who is it?" Deadpool held Eve's face and looked at it seriously, "Could it be my ex-girlfriend? Friends with benefits? Or a one-night stand? Oh, you look too I'm young, could it be that brother was a pedophile before? Brother..."

"Shut up! Wade!"

When Professor Charles heard that Deadpool was talking more and more about crossing (rogue) points (hooligans), he immediately interrupted with a black face, and even Hank and Cyclops on the side showed disapproval.

Wolverine, who had just finished teaching his classmates, learned that Professor Charles and the others were here, and immediately came over with a cigarette in his mouth. Although he didn't know the cause and effect, he saw this posture and thought about Deadpool's character. Time will tell what happened.

"Wade, just after you came back, you can offend people all at once. You are truly invincible in this ability."

Hearing Wolverine's words, Deadpool wasn't angry, instead he threw himself at him, holding his waist (yes, it was Wolverine's waist, although I don't know why I emphasized it), and said very affectionately : "Logan, I'm so touched. I didn't expect you to stay in X Academy for so long because of me. Sure enough, you have a crush on me, right? No wonder I said that you kept staring at me when I was masturbating with you. Don't let me go."

Go to hell!

Wolverine just showed his paws and yelled at Deadpool. This guy is cheap, and you just can't hear a good word from him!

"Wow, puppy, brother still has a lot of time to play with you, why don't you be so intense from the beginning?" Deadpool drew out his dual swords, "But who makes brother feel the most sympathetic (...), since If you like excitement, I will accompany you to stimulate it."

Looking at Deadpool and Wolverine who would fight if they disagreed, Eve said that she was the one who got irritated.

"Teach, professor." Eve said that she didn't know much about the friendship between men, and she didn't look like an enemy, but is it really good to just draw a knife (claw) so casually?

"Are they okay?" Eve looked at Professor Charles, but saw that he, Hank, and Cyclops were all acting as usual. Seeing Eve's nervous face, Cyclops explained empathetically, " It doesn't matter, anyway, neither of them can be killed."

To be honest, Deadpool has an immortal body, and Wolverine's self-healing factor is also super strong. Even if the two are really confrontational, Professor Charles and the others really don't worry about either of them being killed by the other party.

Professor Charles glanced at Eve, who was still unable to recover, and said with a smile: "Eve, leave them alone, let's go first."

Anyway, with Deadpool here, they can't go on.

But Professor Charles never expected that just after he finished speaking, he saw Deadpool, who was fighting (really fighting) fiercely with Wolverine, do a backflip, and suddenly jumped up and down in front of Eve: "Eve ?”

"Honey, is your name Eve?"

"Huh?" Eve blinked, completely taken aback by Deadpool's sudden move, "Yeah."

Hearing Eve's answer, Deadpool touched his chin in a deep (?) place and thought for a while.

"Come on, how many things can you remember with your brain?" Wolverine sneered, and he attributed Deadpool's actions to the fact that he saw that Eve was a newcomer, so he planned to flirt with her.

However, it turned out that Deadpool really remembered Eve. He didn't respond to Wolverine's words. He reached out and patted him with a surprised expression on his face: "Haha brother, I just said I know you, sweetheart."

"Eve, sweetheart, have you forgotten about my brother? My brother was able to spend countless nights with you in the laboratory back then (...) Ah, I also gave you Amway Women's Federation fork boy, sweetheart you Have you forgotten the days when you and your brother watched small movies together?"

"Wade, can you stop saying these things we don't understand?" Wolverine took out another cigarette from nowhere, put it in his mouth and said, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, Eve is now in X The academy's popularity is high, if you let those brats know that you bully her, you will be sacked in turns."

After Wolverine finished speaking, he didn't get an answer. He looked up and saw Eve looking at Deadpool excitedly. Wolverine: ...Wait, what's going on?

Not to mention Wolverine, even Professor Charles, Hank, and Cyclops are at a loss.

But Eve didn't care about their confusion and ignorance, she reached out and grabbed Deadpool's hand excitedly: "You just said that you gave me the Amway Women's Federation and Fork Man?"

In fact, Eve had always had some doubts before. According to what Annihilation and Professor Charles said, if she really pulled those superheroes and super villains into her own dimension, then the problem came, she remembered What about the movies, TV series and comics you have watched in China?

Where did it come from?

It can't just appear out of nowhere, right?

And how did she accurately pull all these superheroes or supervillains into her own dimension?

As I said before, after he copied the low-profile version of his ability to Eve, she met a person who made her unforgettable (...), but Eve didn't tell Yan Yu who this person was, so The current Eve has no way of knowing.

but!

What if what Deadpool said was true?Assuming that when little Eve was praying for the superhero to save her, if the person she accidentally pulled in was Deadpool, then everything would make sense.

After all, the idiom "unforgettable" is also very suitable for Deadpool.

Eve felt as if she had broken through the fog, and asked, "You've seen me before, right? When?"

"Wow, sweetheart, you'd be shy if you're so enthusiastic." Deadpool smiled meanly, and glanced at Eve's hand that was tightly grasping his arm.

Hey, I'm so angry, but I still have to smile :)

Eve quickly withdrew her hand, and when she was about to ask again, who knew that Deadpool said again, "Sweetheart, you really made my brother sad, you took advantage of me, and you didn't say a single responsible word, just let go if you want to let go." Let go, did you give me the money?"

Eve: "..."

"Brother's net worth is very high now, after all, he is the most popular character in Marvel Comics (one of them), I don't know how many girls are crying and shouting to spend the spring night with him, oh, this description is too literary It's a little bit different, it doesn't fit my temperament at all. I should say that I don't know how many girls are crying and clamoring to have sex with my brother, trying various new positions, but sweetheart, don't worry, as long as you agree, I don't need money. If you hit a shot, my brother is working great and has a super long standby time, which will definitely make you so happy..."

I was wrong/(ㄒoㄒ)/～～

Eve was about to kneel down. She just wanted to see if she could get some information about her past from Deadpool, but she forgot who Deadpool was. With his chatty personality, she might not have heard about it. If you find out what you find out, you have to be nagged to death by him, right?

Eve comforted herself from the bottom of her heart, it's not a big deal anyway, right?Forget it, if you don't know, you don't know, she is not the kind of person who has to break the casserole and ask the bottom line, there is nothing wrong with being confused, isn't it?

After Eve comforted herself from the bottom of her heart, she cried and went to Professor Charles for comfort.

Oh, I'm so angry, I obviously have a way to know the previous things, but I have to give up because the insider is a snake maniac _(:зゝ∠)_

It's just that she just turned around, and before she had time to pounce on Professor Charles, she was hugged by the dead waiter behind her: "Sweetheart, I haven't seen you for so long, don't you miss me? I have so many things to say Let me tell you, let's go, let's find a place to have a good chat about each other's lives that we have been absent these years."

While talking, Deadpool picked up Eve with his backhand and ran away bouncing around. The latter had no time to resist, so he stretched out Erkang's hand: No, no, no, don't move, I feel a little sick qwq.

No one thought that Deadpool would come up with such a trick, although they all knew that he was just out of his mind (...) and his mouth was broken (...), but in fact he didn't mean anything malicious, but Eve was a little boy who couldn't stand him. Girl, it was the first time we met, and I was taken away by someone.

"Professor, shall I take Eve back?" Cyclops said, after all, he had eaten the meal Eve cooked.

Professor Charles: ...It's understandable to want to help, but what the hell is it to snatch it back?

He shook his head. He felt that although Deadpool was sometimes... well, often unreliable, he was still trustworthy (sure?), and judging from the situation just now, Deadpool and Eve should have known each other before Yes, according to Deadpool's attitude towards her, Eve should not be harmed.

So Professor Charles stopped Cyclops who wanted to catch up, and said, "No need, Wade has a sense of proportion."

Cyclops: ...that sentence sounds very watery.

However, Professor Charles tapped his temple lightly with his finger: [Wade, don't take Eve out of Academy X, and don't scare her. ] Deadpool who carried Eve away did not know whether he had received Professor Charles's brainwaves, but one thing is certain is that Deadpool did not carry Eve out of X Academy.

After being put down by Deadpool, Eve breathed a sigh of relief. The way Deadpool hugged her just now was really stupid, okay?How can anyone hug someone like a sack?Is that called carrying?

"Sweetheart." Deadpool had just opened his mouth when Eve interrupted him unhappily, "Shut up!"

"Kiss you?" Deadpool answered quickly, looking at his expression, he still looked forward to it.

Eve: ...Am I crazy or on drugs?

Seeing Deadpool's approaching face, Eve didn't know what was going on, so she stretched out her hand and pushed it away.

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Eve looked at her hands in horror. Although she really wanted to do this, she was cowardly, but she never expected that her hands would be so heroic.

Eve looked up at the silent Deadpool, and said with a little fear: "You may not believe it, but my hand really made it on its own."

Hearing Eve's words, Deadpool silently grabbed the hand she just pushed his face...

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