[Zhongyingmei] Girls' interdimensional daily life

Deadpool held the hand that Eve just pushed his face, put it on his face silently, and then said with an expression like he had taken an aphrodisiac: "Oh sweetheart, after all these years, you still haven't changed at all."

Eve: ...Wait, so I was a violent lolita as a kid?No, no, it should be that you are an M-shatter just like Annihilation?

"Cough." Eve cleared her throat, trying not to think wildly, she pulled her hand out of Deadpool's grasp, and asked, "I have something to ask you, you Can you admit it! Really! Answer me?"

Seeing such a polite Eve, Deadpool couldn't help but say, "Sweetheart, I'm not used to you being so polite."

"Get used to it! Get used to your head?" Eve almost died of anger, "Are you going to answer or not? Otherwise, I will leave!"

Don't make it too obvious that you are forcing people to use a bad attitude!

Angry (╰＿╯)#

"Answers!" Deadpool approached Eve facelessly, "I'll tell you what sweetheart wants to know!"

"Who are we with whom!"

Eve: ...Actually, I don't really want to know who we are with whom qwq.

She glanced at Deadpool, then reached out to push his face away again: "Speak well, don't get so close."

The so-called once cooked twice, Eve said that her hands (emphasis) have found the feeling _(: зゝ∠)_

Eve asked, "Okay, then when did you meet me?" Although she had already guessed something, she still wanted to confirm it.

"Well, that's a long story."

"Then let's make a long story short."

Deadpool pointed to his cheek, and said with a smile: "If sweetheart is willing to give brother a kiss, I promise to tell you everything."

Eve: [Indifferent face.jpg]

How stupid of me to believe that Deadpool could be so talkative?

Eve turned around and ran away, and Deadpool chased after him bouncingly: "Okay, okay, what are you doing in such a hurry? Sweetheart, what do you want to know, I just told you. When I first met you, you hugged me." Brother's thigh said he wanted to eat a lollipop."

"Wade Wilson!"

Eve's face turned red, she didn't know whether it was from anger or shame, "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Brother, where are you talking nonsense?" Deadpool looked wronged, seeing Eve's shy and timid look, oh, and said meanly, "Sweetheart, where are you thinking? Brother said It’s a lollipop, not brother’s lollipop.”

"But if you want to eat brother's lollipop now, brother will not refuse!"

"I was wrong qwq" Eve almost wanted to cry.

"Be good." Deadpool reached out and touched Eve's head, and said meanly, "If you had been so good when you were young, I wouldn't have grabbed a lollipop from you."

Eve: qwq I can hardly look at the lollipop right now okay?

"Brother remembers that the night was sunny, and in the dark, brother and you just met like this."

Eve: ...at night?sunny?

"You were only three years old at that time. The first time you saw me, you hugged my brother's thigh and said you belonged to me." Deadpool looked at Eve and said, "Seriously, sweetheart, brother The first time I saw you, I was defeated by your shamelessness, my brother is not as talented as you are."

"It's also my brother's fault. Even wearing a mask, I can't hide the dazzling light all over my body, so that you can't get out of it just by looking at it."

Eve: ... Where's the face?why don't you want it

"Brother is a man of integrity, no matter how insane he is, he can't attack you as a three-year-old child, but I can't bear to make you sad, so I had to choose a more tactful way, pulling you to watch a small movie together."

Eve: ...Oh, let me know that there are many superheroes in the world that I like?

"Let you know how far you are from a real woman."

Eve: Σ(°△°|||) Wait, so the little movie you dragged me to watch is actually a pornographic movie! ?

Mourning disease you!

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She was only three years old at that time!

After just talking with Deadpool for more than ten minutes, Eve felt that she was ten years older qwq.

never!

never!

Eve has never met a person who speaks so upside down and interspersed with all kinds of false information (don't ask her why she knows, anyway, Eve has this intuition), she is almost kneeling, okay?

Deadpool father please let go of qwq.

"So, you showed me those movies and TV shows?" Eve leaned weakly against the wall. No wonder people said that among the many abilities of Deadpool, there are talkative and cheap. These two abilities cannot cause physical attacks, but they can cause physical attacks. Mental attack is appropriate.

"Yes, yes." Deadpool said, "But brother, I didn't expect that sweetheart, your ability is so amazing, otherwise I would show you the seeds of Sadako Kayako."

Eve: qwq help!Is it a pity you didn't take it?

Deadpool glanced at Eve: "Don't you sweetheart, don't you want to know that when Sadako crawled out of the TV, if she suddenly turned it off, she would freeze halfway?"

Eve: qwq doesn't really want to know, okay?

"Don't you want to know, sweetheart, if Kayako will really chase you thousands of miles away?"

Eve: qwq I only know that Jay Chou and my brother are thousands of miles away!

"Sweetheart, do you think it's too late for brother to show you now?" Deadpool said, reaching out to take something out of his fourth-dimensional pocket, Eve quickly reached out to stop, "No, no, let's forget it."

She is really not very interested in this, but...

"Are you sure you remember who I am?" Eve remembered that Deadpool seemed to be due to the self-healing factor, his cognitive ability was blocked, and his memory would disappear from time to time, right?In that case, how could Deadpool still remember her?After all, it's been almost ten years, okay?

"Sweetheart, you think too much." Deadpool said, "Even if I can't remember who, I won't forget you who grabbed a lollipop with me. Do you know how much you loved your brother when you were young? You loved him so much Several times I thought you grew on brother's legs."

Eve: ...What kind of metaphor is this?

Listening to Deadpool's more and more outrageous things, little Eve was Deadpool's little follower when he was a child. Wherever he went, she followed him, even if it was going to the bathroom and taking a bath (Eve refused to believe it), she would be his thigh pendant , Eve decisively changed the subject: "Okay, I'm a little tired today, can I go back? I want to think about it myself."

The main purpose is to restore the brain that has been "spiritually attacked" by Deadpool!

Eve felt that if she continued to stay alone with Deadpool, she would have a nervous breakdown in minutes.

Hearing Eve's words, Deadpool glanced at her, and couldn't help but hold his breath while watching the latter, for fear that he would directly pull out his double knives and stab her at her without following the routine in the next second.

After all, Wolverine and Deadpool just started fighting inexplicably.

"Ok."

Eve breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this, and then heard Deadpool say, "Anyway, sweetheart, you are also living in X Academy now. When you have enough rest, I will come to you to talk about life and heart tonight."

Evel Kangshou: ...Big brother, forget it?

However, Deadpool did not give Eve a chance to refuse or even make a choice. He opened his hands to her and made a gesture of welcome and embrace: "Come on, sweetheart, I will hug you firmly." .”

Eve's indifferent face jpg: No, thank you!

Eve turned her head and was about to run, and then...

And then no more!

Eve, who was carried away by Deadpool again like a sack: blue skinny mushroom qwq.

Professor Charles looked at Eve, who was carried back by Deadpool again, with an unlovely expression on his face. Although he felt a little sorry for the little girl, he couldn't help laughing, and he cleared his throat: "Eve, you Are you okay?"

Deadpool put Eve down, heard what Professor Charles said, and said in front of Eve, "Of course it's fine. With my brother here, what else can happen?"

Professor Charles: ...It is because of you that I am worried about what will happen.

Eve thought for a while, well, apart from being carried twice by Deadpool like he was carrying a sack, and then being mentally attacked by his mouth, it seems that nothing else happened.

So Eve shook her head, and said truthfully, "Professor, I'm fine." Then she looked at Wanda and the others beside her, and asked, "Why are you here?"

"Let's take a look at your abilities." Wanda took it for granted. After all, they have nothing to do today. Since they have time, they come to watch Eve use her abilities.

but……

Wanda glanced at Deadpool who had just returned with Eve on his back, and asked, "Eve, did you summon Wade back?"

That is really fatal!

Eve: ...No!How could I do something that cheated me?

Eve gave Wanda a very pitiful look, not to mention how sad that little look was.

Ok!

Wanda completely understood the meaning in Eve's eyes, thinking about it too, who has nothing to do to call Deadpool back?Is it too quiet?

The loyal Wanda turned to look at Professor Charles, and asked, "Professor, can I take Eve away? We've been shopping all day today, and we're exhausted."

Hearing Wanda say waste fish, Professor Charles and the others couldn't help laughing. He knew what Wanda meant. He glanced at Deadpool and thought that Eve would not be able to do well if he continued to stay. Practiced, after all, Deadpool is making trouble.

"Go." Professor Charles nodded and smiled at them, "Take a good rest."

"I see, Professor." Eve smiled at Professor Charles, her big black eyes were very bright, as if there was light in them.

Isn't there light!

Deadpool takes a flashlight and shoots her face (╰_╯)#

You shrink you shrink!

What do you want to do! ?

Eve puffed her cheeks and looked at Deadpool, thinking that if I can't beat you, I'll beat you in minutes, okay?

The results of it?Deadpool is even more wronged than Eve: "Sweetheart, look at brother, look at brother, look at brother."

If you don't look at my brother, just shine a flashlight on you.

Eve: ...I'm speechless.

"Wade!" Wanda pulled Eve behind her. She was a little taller than Eve. Although she couldn't completely block her, she still had a lot of momentum. "Try to bully Eve again!"

As he said that, everything around Wanda floated faintly, looking ready to move, as if if Deadpool messed around again, these things would fall directly on him without saying a word.

Eve: ...Wait, it turns out that it is the traditional virtue of your X Academy to fight when you disagree?

"Ah, Professor." Eve turned to look at Professor Charles, and asked with a dazed expression, "Don't you care?"

What if I hurt Wanda?

She doesn't have immortality or self-healing factors.

Tube?

Professor Charles shook his head, but smiled silently.

It's not that Professor Charles doesn't care, but there's no need to care about it at all, because Deadpool has a sense of proportion, he will fight with Wolverine, it's because the two have a good relationship, and they can't be killed, but for Deadpool, Wanda is still a child, no matter how powerful she is, she will not die. At most, he will make trouble with her. If he really wants to use real swords and guns, it is basically impossible.

Sure enough, Deadpool threw away the flashlight and said to Wanda: "Little witch, don't think that you will be soft-hearted because you are beautiful. It was obviously Sweetheart who bullied you first. She touched and hugged me just now, and she was just a little away." It was a great shot, but she turned out to be irresponsible at all, and now she still puts brother aside, do you think I can bear it?"

You obviously touched and hugged her because you forced her, okay?And there's still a - well - a long distance between the hole-in-one and Shuang Yiming, okay?

There must be a limit to nonsense!

Eve was almost pissed to death by Deadpool. There is such a brazen person in the world?She was almost shocked, "Deadpool, come here."

Eve smiled at Deadpool and waved to him. The smile on his face was warm and sweet, as if it was stained with honey. People couldn't help being sweet all the way to the bottom of their hearts.

Hearing this, Deadpool jumped up and down in front of Eve excitedly: "Sweetheart, do you think it was wrong to ignore brother just now, so you plan to make up for brother? Brother..."

Before Deadpool could finish his words, Eve, who was smiling warmly and sweetly, ran away violently, stretched out her hands and grabbed his neck and shook it back and forth: "Wade Wilson, if you talk nonsense again, I will bite you to death! "

As soon as Eve finished speaking, she saw Deadpool who was pinched by her and rolled his eyes (God knows how he did it?) with an excited look on his face: "Oh my god, sweetheart, are you serious? Come on, bite Brother! Brother, I assure you that you will absolutely lie down and bite without resisting. You can bite wherever you want, and lollipops are also fine."

At the end, Deadpool didn't forget to give Eve a smirk.

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Ahhhhh!

Don't anyone stop me!

My prehistoric power is ready to go!

Eve finally realized that it is not a traditional virtue of X College to fight if there is a disagreement, it is purely because of Deadpool's debt!Dry!and!already!

All the students of X Academy discovered that after Wolverine, another person planned to stay in X Academy for a long time because of Eve.

That's right, this person is Deadpool!

Although it is said that Wolverine is for Eve's cooking skills, and Deadpool is because of Eve, but it is still for Eve, but there are still differences in specific performances. It seems that Wolverine only appears when eating. By Eve's side, although every time, she always dislikes her body and integrity.

And what about Deadpool?He can't wait to be with Eve 24 hours a day, even when he takes a shower and goes to the bathroom.

Eve collapsed and refused: ... No, no, no, I have no luck!

Deadpool ignored Eve's refusal at all, and he said it justly: "Sweetheart, have you forgotten that you chased brother like this when you were young? You were too young at that time, and brother was not a beast. How could you be so embarrassed?" What about attacking you?"

"Now that you've grown up, sweetheart, it won't be a beast if my brother strikes at you. Don't worry, what you did to my brother before, I will definitely copy everything perfectly."

Originally, there was nothing wrong with Deadpool saying these words. Although Eve was also furious, but she didn't even bother to get angry after too many times, because Deadpool is such a person. The more angry you are with him, Maybe the happier he is.

Eve: ...She can testify to that.

Although I don’t know if Deadpool usually treats others with this attitude, but when facing her, Eve always feels that Deadpool has the potential to shake M_(:зゝ∠)_

But the problem is!

Now Deadpool said these words in the cafeteria!

And the cafeteria is full of everyone!

"...Eve chased Wade when she was a child?"

"……really?"

"...the taste is a bit heavy!"

"...you're a little blind!"

Eve has an unlovable face: ...I choose the dog leash!

"Wade, stop talking nonsense." Nightcrawler Kurt saw Eve's expression of wanting a dog leash, and couldn't help but said, "What should I do if I let others misunderstand?"

Regardless of the blue skin, pointed ears, fangs and long pointed tail of Nightcrawler, it looks like a devil at first glance, but he is very kind and simple in his heart, and he is also a devout Catholic.

"Does brother seem like someone who can talk nonsense?"

Those present: ... what does it look like?You are!

"Kurt, what's the use of reasoning with him?" The Iceman slid all the way over, saw Eve's expression, smiled and transformed her into an ice rose, "Honey, I'll give it to you."

Once again, the Iceman's ice rose still failed to fall into Eve's hands, but this time it wasn't that Burning Man cut off his beard halfway, but was "snatched by a knife" by Deadpool: "Thank you, although brother is right. I'm not interested in such a bitch's jittery stuff, but seeing how sincere you are, I'll accept it reluctantly."

Iceman: ...skin is a good thing, I hope you have it too!

Eve: ...Skin is a good thing, I hope you have it too!

Nightcrawler: ... shameless ... how about you read the Bible with me?

Eve silently glanced at Deadpool, then turned and walked away weakly. The slender figure made people feel a little tragic (...) and desolate (...) inexplicably.

Eve's popularity in Academy X is not due to it. Although not every boy's mate selection criteria is a soft and cute girl, but such a sweet and warm little girl, no one will hate it, okay?

Didn't you see that all the young girls headed by Wanda love and protect Eve in various ways?

of course!

This has something to do with Eve's cooking skills.

All the round faces said: No!We are definitely not so gluttonous, we are completely overwhelmed by Eve's personal charm!

Eve, who almost became the little cook of Academy X: ...I just smiled and said nothing.

Closer to home, seeing Eve being "bullied" so pitifully by Deadpool, what can Eve's friends do?

However, Eve didn't say anything, why?Is it because of being so angry by Deadpool that he has no strength to speak?No, no, it's because Eve has been recalling some past memories intermittently these days, and in these memories...

She really did those things to Deadpool!

Eve really can't believe that when she was young, she was really a fan of Deadpool. Don't have too much sense of sight that you can't wait to yell ah, ah, ah, god, I want to give you a dozen monkeys _(: зゝ∠)_

This caused Eve to always be inexplicably lacking in confidence when facing Deadpool, and there was no way to categorically deny what he said. After all, little Eve was indeed Deadpool's thigh pendant back then, and it was indeed Follow Deadpool's ass and be a little idiot, and even seize the opportunity to confess to Deadpool and ask for a hug.

Eve, who never expected that she would be so shameless when she was a child, had no face: ... What else can I say?

#Q: What do you do when you lose your memory and meet the person you used to be an idiot when you were a child and he is now stalking you?Wait online!Super super urgent! #

Deadpool didn't bother to pay attention to Nightcrawler and the others. Seeing Eve leave, he jumped up and followed him: "Sweetheart, don't go so fast, I have something to tell you. You see, you all put Wanda and the rest of them together." After a round of fat feeding (Wanda and others: die, die, die!), no matter what, I have to feed my brother half a round, right?"

"How about we eat burritos today? I feel like I haven't eaten in a long time. We can have a candlelight burrito dinner tonight. Appetizer, burrito, main course, burrito, dessert, Mexican Burrito..."

"……it is good."

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