[Zhongyingmei] Girls' interdimensional daily life

"Are you a superhero?"

This is the first sentence that the young Eve said when he saw Deadpool for the first time. Although the latter was wearing a red tights and had two knives on his back, he didn't look like a good person. , but at least he is a superhero "summoned" by herself. Little Eve feels that no matter how others despise him, she can't despise him.

However, the facts gave her a critical strike of [-] points.

"No, sweetheart, the screenwriter told me that the superhero series has been sluggish recently, so I need an anti-hero like me to save their sales."

Little Eve's black question mark face: ? ?She knows the hero, but what is the anti-hero?

Little Eve, who didn't understand this, simply skipped it: "Then you can be my superhero alone. As long as you play with me well, I will protect you well."

Hearing little Eve's childlike talk, Deadpool screamed like a girl, "So cute, so cute," and refused coldly: "No, no, sweetheart, I'm not interested in being a superhero. And you don't look like brother's food."

Although he is only three years old, but no matter how he grows up, he is not sexy and hot.

"Then what kind of food do you like?" Little Eve asked curiously.

"Big breasts, long legs and a small waist."

Little Eve bulged her cheeks, and asked unwillingly, "Do you only like this?"

"Correct."

"Well, I'll try my best to look like that." Little Eve sighed like a little adult, reached out and touched her flat chest, looked at her short legs, and then pinched her round waist , "Oh, it's so difficult."

Just ignore him.

Eve is so angry, one look at Deadpool and she knows that he is perfunctory to her. How can a child have big breasts, long legs and a small waist?

"Sweetheart, you are." Deadpool lay on Eve's bed, looked at her sideways with his head propped on one hand, and roughly measured her with the other hand, "Although the chest is a bit small, the waist is still quite thin Yes, in terms of body proportions, sweetheart, you also have long legs, although they can't compare with brother's."

Eve:? ?

She opened her eyes suddenly, looked at Deadpool's white eyes that looked extraordinarily large when they were close together, and almost screamed in fright: ... Ahhh, Deadpool, did you not take your medicine?

Just imagine, a little girl suddenly finds a man in your room in the middle of the night, and he is also a man in a strange costume (Deadpool: reject this description), and a man with a slightly higher force value will cripple your descendants on the spot. Believe it or not ?

Eve sat up from the bed, facing Deadpool's mean attitude, she was really angry or not, and said, "Wade, this is my room."

"But I heard your heart's calling, sweetheart, so I'm here." Deadpool patted the bed on the other side and said, "Lie down, do you want me to tell you a story? You never heard of it when you were young." oh."

"Do you remember any stories you told me when you were a child?" Eve rolled her eyes angrily. It was winter, which scared her into a cold sweat.

"My brother remembers everything about you sweetheart clearly."

"Then why didn't you remember to come back to pick me up?"

After blurting out these words, Eve was stunned. In fact, her memory had not fully recovered, and she didn't know how she separated from Deadpool back then, but when she heard Deadpool's words, she seemed to instinctively say this sentence.

"... Sweetheart." Deadpool rarely looked at Eve seriously, "I can explain this matter."

Eve hugged the quilt and looked at Deadpool, who sat up and sighed faintly, "You also know that brother's brain is not very good."

Eve: ...Oh, I know that.

"Brother was shot in the head when I was doing the task. Although I didn't kill me, it made me forget you for a while."

"temporary?"

"...Later, I met a girl with big breasts, long legs and a small waist."

"get out!!!"

Eve was so angry that she died, dare you be blinded by the beauty halfway, so you forgot about her?

Eve not only kicked Deadpool out of the room, but also ran to Wanda's room, mainly because Wanda was there, and Deadpool couldn't get in!

Deadpool is crazy. This is a well-known fact, so Eve is half-believing in his explanation. The reason for half-belief is that Deadpool is indeed very lustful in terms of emotions. The reason for half-belief is that Eve has an intuition Well, he couldn't have left little Eve behind because of such a reason.

Because of this dubious belief, when Eve woke up the next day and saw Deadpool, she was neither angry nor angry. In the end, she simply rolled her eyes at him, turned her head and left.

"Sweetheart, are you having trouble with me?" Deadpool looked at Wanda, who silently clenched his fists at him, and said, "What if Wade lets me know that you sneaked into Eve's room at night?" , I will tell the professor."

"Let him decide for Brother and Eve?" Deadpool asked excitedly.

Wanda: "...Get lost!"

Who will call the shots for you?She is standing on the cp of her brother and Eve.

Wanda said get out, Deadpool really got out, but rolled to Eve's side, and continued his shameless, sticky and clingy behavior.

Deadpool pretended to be pitiful and asked, "Sweetheart, are you really willing to ignore brother?"

Eve said coldly and bluntly, "It's worth it."

Deadpool: ...Oh my god, my sweetheart seems to be going black!

"But I can't bear it." Deadpool sat opposite Eve, propped his chin with his hands, blinked his white glasses at her, and said cutely, "Sweetheart, you are my big baby, how can I let you be so reluctant?" Brother Ri?"

Eve: ...the logic of this statement is cat-like, right?

"You can be willing." Eve glanced at him, and Deadpool said, "Sweetheart, I know that women are duplicity..."

"You know women well?"

"Sweetheart, are you jealous?"

Eve silently rolled her eyes at him: "I'm full!"

Deadpool leaned on the table and jumped over directly, like a child with hyperactivity disorder, bouncing towards Eve's side: "Sweetheart, you just admit it, you are just jealous, right? Just say it, brother, obviously when I was young So love, brother, how can it change now? When will brother take you to watch a short movie? When the time comes, we will learn new postures, brother is ready to go at any time."

Eve: ...why wasn't such an obscene R-rated character banned?

Ten days passed in the blink of an eye, and Mr. Stark called early this morning on time to "remind" Eve that it was time to go home.

Eve: "..."

Wanda and the others were reluctant to part with Eve, so they held Eve and refused to let her go: "What's so good about the Avengers? Eve, you stay at our X Academy, and we will become the X-Men together in the future."

Eve: ...No, no, have you misunderstood something? I was a cook (...) in the Avengers.

"That's right, there are only a few members of the Avengers. Well, although they are all more famous than us, we are so powerful, and they are also involved with the government, so they are not as comfortable as us."

Eve: ...That's because you haven't seen Mr. Stark attack people from S.H.I.E.L.D. side?

Eve looked at them dumbfounded and tried to persuade herself to stay, and she said, "It's not that I won't come back in the future, and I also agreed before, and more importantly, I asked for leave for a long enough time. La."

Although Eve is now a mutant, it doesn't mean she will give up her ordinary life.

Study hard, find a job well, talk to a boyfriend well, and finally get married and have children (*/ω╲*)

Although she has let go of the latter two "well" since knowing that the world is much more dangerous, she still has an idea. What if it comes true?

After appeasing the little friends of X Academy, Eve planned to leave. Tony originally planned to send someone to pick up Eve, but was rejected. To be precise, it should be rejected by Pietro. Said that he could send Eve there.

Note that it is the past, not the return.

Pietro: I was the first to know Eve, and Eve is a mutant, so X Academy is her home, right?

This logic does not seem to be a cat disease, but not everything is the same.

"Where's Wade?" When Eve packed up her things and was about to leave, she suddenly remembered something. Where did Deadpool, who had been sticking by her side, go?

"I saw him run over the wall this morning."

The phantom cat raised his hand and said, "It seems to say that it is going to do a task. I saw that you were sleeping too soundly so I didn't wake you up."

Eve: ...Wait, so Deadpool sneaked into her room again?

So angry!

I don’t want to smile at all╭（╯^╰）╮

"Since Wade is not here, then Eve, run away, or you won't be able to run away when he comes back." Wanda said from the side, thinking that according to the degree of Deadpool sticking to Eve, this is not impossible ah.

Eve shook her head, and said, "Forget it, I'll call him later."

Anyway, you can't just walk away, although Deadpool's mouth is sometimes so cheap that it makes your teeth itch, but sometimes it's still very cute!

Help!

Her mind seems to be broken!

_(:зゝ∠)_

Eve said that this is definitely her memory at work qwq.

Pietro rejected Mr. Stark for Eve, and Eve also rejected Pietro's escort: "I'm not a child anymore, Pietro, don't you have class today? I can just go back by myself."

Seeing what Pietro wanted to say, Eve smiled and said, "Besides, have you forgotten what my ability is? Really, if you encounter... (wait, I can't set a flag), I can call You guys."

Pietro still wanted to persevere, but it was useless, and in the end Eve went back alone.

Eve looked at the little friends who were going to give her the Eighteenth Affair, dumbfounded, but still cooperated with them very much, but seeing that they were getting better and better one by one, Eve hurriedly stopped: "You are trying to put Shall I just send it back to the Avengers Tower?"

Wanda and the others: ...There is no way, who makes Eve's luck... so bad sometimes?

"Be careful." Pietro's body flashed directly beside Eve, and he reached out to support her, "You stepped on your shoelace."

After Pietro supported Eve, he squatted down and tied her shoelaces, which scared the latter back and nearly fell him: "Pietro..."

After Pietro finished tying Eve's shoelaces, he stood up, with an ordinary look, and said, "It's already tied, but Eve, please pay attention to yourself, the laces of your shoes seem to be easy to loosen." .”

Eve: ...you know that too?

"E, thank you." Eve, who didn't know what expression to make, was a little dazed, but Wanda and the others at the side couldn't help but bump into me, and I bumped into you, all showing expressions of comprehension. An indescribable ambiguous smile.

The reason why Eve didn't send it to Pietro was not because of anything else, but because she had already made an appointment with someone. This person was none other than her landlord, Derek, the handsome chocolate guy from BAU in CM. Morgan.

To be honest, Eve didn’t get along with BAU people too much. Among them, JJ who came to record the statement and Dr. Reid who also visited her later, and even exchanged mobile phone numbers. , of course, Mr. Morgan, the landlady, is indispensable.

But if you say how familiar they are, it's definitely impossible. It's just based on Eve's trust in Morgan, and he didn't refuse his invitation.

However, on the way there, Eve called Deadpool by the way, and the phone was picked up just after it rang. Before Eve could speak, Deadpool's cheerful voice came from the phone: "Hi , sweetheart, do you miss brother when you wake up?"

Eve: ...not at all ＿(:зゝ∠)＿

"Wade, I heard from Katie that you went to do the mission?" Eve was a little tired from carrying the luggage in one hand, so she switched to the other hand.

"That's right." Deadpool was talking to Eve with his mobile phone in one hand, and a long knife in the other, with a few people attached to it, "Brother is the one who is going to support the family after all, in order to feed you sweetheart. I am full and have a good life, of course I have to take the task seriously."

Eve: ...wait, why does feeding her well sound a little erotic?

"Don't worry, sweetheart, if you have a bite of a burrito from my brother, you will never be hungry..." Deadpool hadn't finished talking to Eve, when the latter heard a smack from the phone. sound.

This is the sound of a sharp knife piercing flesh.

Eve swallowed silently, but her heart was biased. She couldn't help asking, "Wade, are you fighting someone else now?"

"It's okay, I'm playing skewers with them." Deadpool said with a smile, "Poke it, skewer it, kick it, it's done!"

"Hey, buddy, what's it called? Can you afford to make a phone call with my sweetheart?" Deadpool looked at the corpses in front of him, still with a casual expression, and he was so leisurely that he thought about bouncing around. Jumping, she opened her mouth and said to Eve, "Sweetheart, you wait for brother, brother will quickly get rid of these little bastards, make a big meal and wait for brother's triumphant return! Remember to give brother a hot kiss……"

"e..." Eve heard him say that suddenly. Although she knew she had done nothing wrong, she still felt a little guilty.

"...That." Eve said shyly, "Wade, I'm no longer in X Academy."

"What do you mean?" Deadpool tilted his head, thanks to the fact that Eve was not in front of him, otherwise, seeing his actions, he might think he is cute _(: зゝ∠)_After all, she has been remembered now It's making my mind a little out of order.

Eve roughly explained to Deadpool how she was running on both sides of the Avengers Building and X Academy, and Deadpool simply and neatly solved the mission goal this time and said: "So sweetheart, what do you mean, what do you do next? Want to live in the Avengers Tower?"

"...Not necessarily." Eve said hesitantly, "I'm thinking about moving back."

For Eve, it is impossible for her to rely on people from the Avengers or X Academy all the time. Now that she has learned to master her abilities, she also asked Natasha and Wolverine to give herself special training, so that she will not As powerless as before.

With this in mind, Eve planned to move back and continue her studies by the way.

"Sweetheart, I think it's too dangerous for you to live outside by yourself." Deadpool said righteously. Eve heard this and just wanted to say it's okay because Steve lives next to her, but she said Before he could say anything, Deadpool said happily, "In order to ensure your safety, sweetheart, I'll just live in your house and protect you personally. If you can't sleep at night, sweetheart, brother can tell you how to sleep." Oh, the previous story~”

Eve: ...No!When you say that, you know your bedtime stories are not healthy reading.

"No need." Eve refused, and she said, "I can take care of myself, but you, be careful when doing tasks outside."

Although it is immortal, if some injuries are unnecessary, it is better to avoid them as much as possible.

"Wow, sweetheart, are you worried about my brother? I'm so touched, just for you, I will definitely live in your house, protect you personally, and tell you bedtime stories."

Eve: qwq.

Thanks to the chatterbox of Deadpool, Eve could only put down the mobile phone that had been chatting hotly when she arrived at the appointment place with Morgan on time. She thought she was punctual enough, but she didn't expect to find Morgan Arrived early.

"Sorry." Eve hurried forward and said with an embarrassed expression, "Mr. Morgan, I'm late."

"I came early." Morgan got up and smiled at Eve, "And every girl is worth waiting for, isn't it?"

Eve couldn't help but blush when she heard this. No wonder Morgan is so popular with girls, not only because of his handsome and sexy appearance, but also because of his humorous and charming temperament.

Eve smiled at Morgan, and after the two sat down, Eve asked curiously: "Mr. Morgan, are you on vacation? Or are you coming to work in New York?"

Eve talked to Morgan on the phone a few times. When she was injured before, he and Rhett also compiled a scientific information on blood supplementation and scientific lightening of scars and sent it to her, so the relationship between the two of them is not very close, but they are also Not unfamiliar.

It was precisely because of this that Eve asked so directly. Otherwise, according to her personality, she would never ask if others did not take the initiative.

"It just so happens that I have a vacation." Morgan smiled at Eve and said, "By the way, bring a... guest over for business."

guest?

Eve glanced at Morgan silently, and saw that when he said this name, his expression was a bit indescribable. If he was more familiar, Eve would ask, but forget it now.

Morgan didn't continue on this topic either, the two chatted for a while, and seeing Eve's hesitant expression, Morgan couldn't help but smiled, and asked, "Do you want to ask me why ask you out?"

Eve blinked and said playfully, "As long as the rent is not increased, you can talk about anything."

Hearing what Eve said, Morgan couldn't help laughing, his white teeth became more obvious, and he said, "It's not because of the rent, it's because I just came to New York, and I just want to meet you, you come to live in New York alone , I want to ask if there is anything you need help with."

"No." Eve didn't understand the meaning of Morgan's words for a moment, shook her head, and said, "I'm fine."

Eat well, drink well, sleep well, it's just a bit of a conflict with New York.

Seeing Eve's candid expression, Morgan was also a little undecided. Did she not understand, or didn't think of going together?

Eve glanced at Morgan, and suddenly asked in a heartfelt way: "E, Mr. Morgan, actually...do you have something to ask me?"

"Ahem." Morgan cleared his throat. In fact, if it wasn't because Eve was from the East, he would have asked more directly, but who made the Chinese people more restrained?But since Eve said so, Morgan naturally stopped hiding it, and said, "There is indeed something I want to tell you."

"I don't mean to invade your privacy, but you also know that the apartment I rented to you is the house I lived in before. I have a good relationship with your administrator. I talked to him on the phone a few days ago. When he suddenly told me about you..."

Before Morgan could finish his sentence, Eve already knew what he wanted to say. She never expected that this incident would alarm Morgan, and immediately said, "I have something to do recently, so I didn't go back to live."

Seeing Morgan looking over, Eve quickly waved her hands and explained, "It's not a bad thing, and I didn't do anything bad either."

Seeing Eve's anxious look, Morgan couldn't help laughing, and he said, "I'm just worried about you, a little girl, who doesn't know you well in New York, and can't find anyone to help you if anything happens. "

Leaving aside the fact that Eve is his tenant, plus what happened to the bloody sculptor last time, Morgan naturally took more care of her.

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