[Zhongyingmei] Girls' interdimensional daily life

Gotham City was overcast at night, and Eve, who was wearing tights, walked in the messy alleys, turning a deaf ear to the screams and crying in the dark alleys.

boom!

A thin man was thrown out of a dark alley. Coincidentally, he was thrown directly in front of Eve, blocking her way. Not only that, but also splashed dirty water on the ground, directly onto the on her pants.

Eve looked down at her soiled pants, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help curling down, showing an unhappy expression.

The thin man who was thrown to the ground curled up in pain, and a few gangsters in strange clothes walked out of the dark alley. They all held wooden sticks in their hands, and all of them had hippie smiles on their faces. It was obvious that they were from the society at a glance. bad people.

"Wow, let's see what we found? A wandering little sister!"

"Little sister, why don't you go home so late? Do you feel lonely and want your brother to accompany you?"

……

This area was originally full of snakes and dragons. Passers-by who passed by saw this scene with numb expressions on their faces. Obviously, this kind of situation is not uncommon for them, or so common that they have already lost their minds about it. no response.

They still bowed their heads and left in a hurry without coming forward to stop them, and don't expect them to call the police.

Eve looked up at them, and said word by word: "Who the hell is the little sister?"

Hearing Eve's words, the gangsters didn't take it seriously, instead they laughed and laughed. One of the gangsters kicked the thin man in front of Eve away: "Go away, I'm in a good mood today, let you go!" One horse."

As he spoke, he glanced at Eve with a wretched expression, and licked Eve's exposed skin fiercely with lustful and erotic eyes: "Of course it's you, come on, brother treats you to a stick." How about lollipops?"

Lollipop?

Eve couldn't help but frowned, this sentence sounds so familiar, which bastard told her that?

Death bastard waiter: ... Meow meow?

It's just that Eve's mind was blank at this time, and she couldn't think of anything at all. Instead, she let the little bastard walk in front of her, and before she could touch Eve, she was kicked away by her body instinct.

Seeing this, everyone present was stunned for a moment. As for the thin man who had just been kicked away, he had already run away after being "generously let go" by the gangster. The safety of the innocent girl who stayed behind - Eve was not in his consideration at all.

Indifference and numbness, this is the normal state of Gotham people, and it is their principle that people do not destroy themselves.

Although the few gangsters present were stunned by Eve's flashed hand just now, they quickly realized that there were five of them except the gangster who was just kicked away by Eve.

5v1, no matter how you look at it, they have a relatively high chance of winning, let alone the opponent is just a little girl.

So a few gangsters who had eaten the bear's heart and leopard's courage walked towards Eve with a smile, and surrounded her in a short while: "Little sister, if you are willing to play with the brothers, the brother promises to let you play!" Very happy, okay?"

Eve looked at the gangsters as if she was looking at a stick. She stretched out her hand, and the wooden stick that was on the ground automatically floated in front of Eve as if consciously. She reached out to hold it, and then looked up. To those gangsters, he showed a sneer: "Daddy will teach you how to play golf and make you happy, okay?"

The complexions of the gangsters changed, this time they really hit the ground, but before they could turn around and run away, Eve had already picked up the wooden stick and started playing golf.

boom!

boom!

boom!

……

There was a dull beating sound, accompanied by shrill screams and blood splattering scenes. At this time, the few punks were scared to death. In the past, what they were most afraid of and hated the most was seeing Batman , but at the moment they don't care about anything, they are looking forward to the arrival of Batman.

Even if the fuck is caught in prison, it's better than facing this crazy woman!

However, what awaited them was only the frightening wooden stick and Eve's bored eyes——

Shut up, hot chicken!

It's so noisy!

After dealing with a few hot chickens, Eve dropped the blood-stained wooden stick, lifted her feet and left the alley, and continued walking towards her destination.

The bustling underground casino was in stark contrast to the somewhat quiet alley outside. The thugs at the entrance of the casino saw that Eve was going to stop him, but before he could make a move, he was caught by the strong smell of blood on her body. I was forced to take a few steps back.

Σ(°△°|||) Is my mother going to knock on the door?

Eve glanced at the thug coldly, and continued to walk in while he was in a daze. Unlike the cold air outside, the inside was full of various smells, which made people feel a little bit in vain. Nausea.

Eve stood on the steps, and wherever she looked, there were gamblers whose eyes were red from gambling. She stood there motionless with her arms folded, her chin slightly raised like a king patrolling her territory.

Eve: ...This pretense makes me score myself 99 points, because I'm afraid I'll be proud.

The gamblers who were only thinking about gambling naturally didn't notice Eve's arrival. On the contrary, the people from the casino noticed her immediately and sent someone forward, but the other party didn't come here to drive Eve away, but to It was the one who invited her upstairs: "Mr. J has been waiting upstairs for a long time."

Because Eve was standing on the steps, she was much taller than the man. She lowered her eyes slightly to look at him, and the cold and empty eyes sent chills down his spine.

Fortunately, Eve just glanced at him casually and didn't do anything else. Seeing this, the man took her upstairs more respectfully, and secretly wiped the cold sweat on his forehead when she wasn't paying attention. Fortunately, he didn't feel contemptuous because of Eve's young age, otherwise it would be hard to guarantee whether he would die or not.

The man took Eve up to the third floor, knocked on the door and turned the handle, and said to Eve respectfully, "Please."

Eve didn't even look at the man, and walked in. This should be an office, not too big, but there are seven or eight thugs standing in it and it doesn't feel crowded.

Eve stood at the door and said with an unhappy face, "I want to take a shower and change clothes."

When the seven or eight thugs standing there heard Eve's words, they looked at her in surprise or lewdly. Leaning on the man standing at the desk.

Oh, it should be said to be a clown.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Eve emphasized her tone: "I said me! I want! Wash! Shower! Change! Clothes! Clothes! Don't you understand? Spicy chicken!"

"Soldier, you are here to obey orders." The clown said to Eve with a calm face like a strict officer.

It's a pity that even though Eve has been brainwashed, she is still a wayward girl. She almost frowned, and a row of light bulbs and glass windows in the office were instantly blasted: "Dad! Dad! I want! Wash! Shower! Change! Clothes!" !Clothes!"

The sudden change startled the seven or eight thugs, but the clown's eyes became brighter: "OK! OK!"

He asked someone to take Eve down to take a shower and change clothes, while he continued to stay in the office, holding the flashlight that was handed over by others, looking at the blown glass windows and light bulbs, he couldn't help but let out a series of weird low laughs: "Aha~ interesting and interesting."

Although this casino is only a small underground casino, the boss here is afraid of death. The glass window is bulletproof glass purchased with a lot of money. Even bullets may not be able to break it, but at this moment it is shattered all over the floor. It is glass.

Eve, who had taken a shower and changed into clean clothes, was obviously in a better mood. When she saw the clown again, she was not in the office just now, but in a living room. She sat down like a master, and someone gave her Pour a cup of tea over here.

Others: ... Whose brainwashing technology is so poor?

The clown also found it very miraculous. Although Old Will said that the little sweetheart was really self-willed after being brainwashed, he still found it unbelievable to see him with his own eyes.

"Little sweetheart, do you know that you have been brainwashed?"

"Do you make sticks?" Eve glanced at the clown, "Would Dad sit here and listen to your nonsense if he wasn't brainwashed?"

"Or do you have any misunderstanding about brainwashing?"

Clown: ...Actually, I should be asking you if you have any misunderstandings about brainwashing, right?

Eve took a cup of tea that was handed to her, took a sip, and poured it on him in disgust, "Don't you know that Dad only drinks tea made from alpine snow water brought over by air from the Alps?"

Only in this way can the force be raised!

Eve gave herself a thumbs up from the bottom of her heart.

The man who was splashed with tea: ... Meow Meow (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻What the hell is the alpine snow water that was airlifted from the Alps?

Eve doesn't feel that there is anything wrong with her at all. Even if there is a problem, it is because there is something wrong with this world, and it has nothing to do with Dad?

Eve gave the clown and the others a particularly disgusting look, as if saying that they didn't even have the alpine snow water flown in from the Alps, and they are still doing something like others: "Since you can't even do this, then give it to me." Dad, let’s have a lollipop, Dad only eats the brand of Himalaya or Everest.”

The man who wiped the tea leaves from his face: ... Meow meow?Do you have these two brands of lollipops? "I've only heard of the Alps."

Eve gave him a very calm look: "That's what Dad said."

Man: ... are you fucking kidding me?

However, Eve's expression was too calm and calm, which caused the man to wonder if he really misheard just now?If you got it wrong...

Misheard a ball!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Did she just mention the Himalayas and Everest?Where did it say the Alps! ?

But no matter what, the man finally ran out and bought a bunch of Alpine lollipops for Eve, and when he came back, he didn't know what expression to show her and offered the lollipops to her. Eve took them calmly. , Take one apart and put it in your mouth, and reward the man with one by the way—a great job, and the eyes that strive for persistent efforts.

Man: ...→＿→I don't really want this kind of reward!

After the man left, only Eve and the clown were left in the room.

The Joker, as the super villain of DC and the number one enemy of Batman, his ability is absolutely beyond doubt. The most obvious characteristic of this typical anti-social lunatic is neuroticism. For this kind of person, you never know the last second. You laugh, will you be stabbed to death in the next second?

If it was an ordinary Eve, seeing the clown would have scared her legs and turned her head away, but now she was in the same room with him, and Eve didn't feel nervous at all. She sat on the sofa, especially Arrogantly raised Erlang's legs, except for the fact that she had a lollipop in her mouth, her whole body exuded a kind of aura that I love the most.

Eve looked at the clown with a lollipop in his mouth and a cigar in his mouth. He has green hair and a purple costume. Like lacquer, the bright and bloody red lips and the hideous scars on both sides of the mouth are even more eye-catching.

Eve made no secret of her disgust, and asked, "Are you J?"

"Joseph.KerrakaJoe.Kerr. (Joseph Kerr, referred to as Joe Kerr.)" The clown greeted Eve with a smile, but it was a pity that his bloody mouth was really hot eyes.

Evra's face was long, and she said indifferently: "Ugly!"

When was the person sent by Hydra not a handsome guy?What kind of thing did you send over this time?

"Hehehe~" Hearing Eve's words, the clown was not angry at all, but laughed instead. It's a pity that the laughter seemed a bit strange in the quiet room. He reached out and touched his face, and then asked "Don't you like my face?"

Yi Gengzhi girl Fu: "Ugly!"

Even if he has been brainwashed, the basic aesthetics are still there, but because he is in a good mood now, Eve decided to show mercy and give him a chance, "Wash your face clean."

If you are handsome, you have to discuss it.

The clown made an exaggerated expression of helplessness, sighed and said, "But I'm a Joker (clown)!"

Eve, who didn't understand the clown's humor at all: "Joe. Kerr (Joe Kerr)?"

The clown stared at Eve with a pair of "panda eyes". The latter bit the lollipop into pieces and threw the stick aside: "Don't you wash your face?"

"How about I make a magic trick for you without washing my face?" The clown picked up a pencil on the table, and then looked at Eve with bright eyes, "Do you know how I made it disappear?"

"Daddy will make a magic trick for you, how about you wash your face?" Eve silently pulled out the long energy knife and looked at the clown, "Do you know how daddy made it disappear?"

clown:……

Such a pure and unpretentious brainwashing weapon is really different from those coquettish brainwashers outside.

Winter Coquettish Brainwasher Bing: ... I seem to hear someone talking about me?

-