[Zhongyingmei] Girls' interdimensional daily life

The nights in Gotham City are always gloomy, as if a dark cloud has been pressing over Gotham City for many years, and it will not disperse for a long time.

However, in sharp contrast to the sky is the atmosphere of the underground racetrack. It is obviously December, but there is a large group of girls wearing suspenders and hot pants. Their good figures and styles make the atmosphere of the underground racetrack even more lively.

"What are we doing here?" Eve seemed to love the tight black combat uniform. Seeing her leave Wayne Manor, she had to find a place to change a set of equipment before going to the clown, and she knew that it was all black for her. The tight combat uniform won her heart.

"Racing car?" Eve glanced around the underground racetrack, her long black hair was tied up, and her cold face showed no expression.

"No, let's talk about a business." The clown has a weird clown costume painted on his face, but instead of wearing his costume, he wears an ill-fitting baggy suit, which makes him look a bit like It's a middle-aged, down-and-out failed man (in Eve's language).

"I think the word middle age can be removed." The clown suggested to Eve very sincerely, but the latter ignored him, but said, "Why do you bring me here for business? It's not about grabbing business."

Why did you come to her for such a thought-consuming matter?She might as well go out and race someone else.

Hey, wait, can she drive?

After being brainwashed, many of Eve's memories were erased, which caused her brain to be empty every day. She always felt that she shook herself twice, and could still hear bang bang.

"We are Partners now, aren't we?"

The clown grinned at Eve, saw her unhappy expression, and said, "Soldier, you have to obey orders."

Eve narrowed her eyes slightly and glanced at the clown, her clenched fists rattled, and the clown changed his words wisely, "Master."

As for this brainwashing weapon of real self-willed real middle school, I can only coax it.

Fortunately, Eve is really easy to coax.

Although Eve was not very happy in her heart, she still obeyed the clown's words. Even though she felt that it was too speechless for her to "negotiate business" in person, she still went with him in the end.

After passing through the crowd, the clown led Eve to a garage in the underground racetrack. When they arrived, the people inside were basically full.

Eve glanced at it, then looked away, with a lack of interest on her face, but because of her young age and her pretty looks, she looked like a little princess playing a temper tantrum.

"Aha~" The clown greeted the people in the garage, without the slightest sense of coming uninvited.

"who are you?"

"Who let you in?"

Someone asked aloud, with a somewhat displeased look on his face, "We didn't invite clowns to perform."

"Um..." The clown didn't get angry, and led Eve straight up to them, and then said, "I know you're here to 'talk business', so I'm going to come and have a look."

The clown's "panda eyes" glanced at the people present, waved his hands in front of his chest twice, and said, "It seems that your negotiation is not going well?"

The man sitting on the chair glanced at the clown and said, "This has nothing to do with you, clown, please leave immediately."

He was probably the leader of the group, because after he spoke, the other people who looked upset didn't speak again.

"Um, sir, you are so polite." The clown first praised the other party, and then said, "But unfortunately, we can't leave."

As he said that, the clown pulled a chair and sat down, put his hands on the table, and looked at them with a smile, "I know what you guys want to do, and I just wanted to join."

Eve didn't sit down, but leaned against a pillar, watching the clown "talking about business" with others expressionlessly.

The others glanced at the neurotic clown, plus a cool little girl, and didn't pay attention to them at all. Hearing what the clown said, they couldn't help laughing, and said, "What are you? ? Clown, because you also want to join us?"

Seeing that the boss didn't intend to stop him, the others also laughed: "That's right, go back and get a basin of water to take a picture of yourself."

The clown was not angry, but looked at the boss: "Don't you want to stop it? I think that without me, your plan will fail! It will all fail!"

The boss glanced at the clown. Although he was smiling, his eyes were full of disdain. He said, "The clown..."

It’s just that before the boss’s words were spoken, the clown suddenly snapped his fingers, and Eve, who was leaning on the pillar, raised her brows slightly, and saw that the long oval table was bounded by the middle, and the left side was still intact, while the right one The long table was instantly shattered into sawdust.

The boss and his group were so frightened by the sudden change that they subconsciously stood up from their chairs and hurriedly backed away.

"um..." The clown was also affected, because the place where he was sitting happened to belong to the right. He got up from the chair, shook the sawdust on his body, looked back at Eve, and said, "Master, Let’s make a clear distinction between the enemy and the enemy before making a move, okay?”

Eve said with no apology on her face, "Dad just did what he was told."

So you were affected because you chose a bad location.

Is it dad's fault?

The fault is clearly you!

Very good, the clown who already understood what Eve's logic was and suffered silently, what else could he do?She didn't use her brain ╮(╯＿╰)╭ "Is she a mutant?" The boss recovered quickly after being frightened. Cover up the embarrassment and ugliness of yourself just now.

The clown laughed nervously, and then said, "I'm not sure, maybe you can try again?"

A group of people affected: ...try what?It was the table that was broken just now, who knows if they will be broken next time?

The eyes of the group of people who were not affected also fell on Eve. They were no strangers to the word mutant, but to be honest, it was the first time they saw it with their own eyes. But, how should I put it, the other party's The appearance is really normal to their surprise.

Before Eve did it, who would have thought that this cool-looking little girl would be a mutant?

"I think we can continue talking?" The clown said, "You know you'll end up with Batman if you do this."

The boss frowned when he heard this, but the other group said, "Wait, Batman? What does this have to do with Batman?"

"Wow~" The clown glanced at the bewildered group of people, then at the boss, and then giggled, "So the partners don't know who we are going to deal with?"

"Jim Gordon." The Joker ignored the warning eyes of the boss and said, "The police chief of Gotham City, of course, he has another identity, Batman's ally."

The clown put his hands on the table and looked at them, and said with a smile, "Do you think that if we deal with the chief, Batman will sit idly by?"

The boss didn't wait for the other party's reaction when he heard this, and said, "Boss Tang, Batman's activities are only in Gotham City. Are you planning to live here for the rest of your life?"

The implication is that when you finish this vote and go straight away, when the time comes, the mountains will be high and the emperor will be far away. Will Batman still chase you to the ends of the earth?

"But you never said before that you would mess with Batman." Boss Tang was a muscular man, and he said with a serious face, "Gibson, you are not being honest with each other."

Gibson?

When Eve heard this name, she suddenly remembered that she had seen this name before when the clown was looking for information. The other party was a gangster in Gotham City who specialized in money laundering.

Because the clown used a red pen to circle the people who would cooperate, so Eve took a few more glances before remembering.

However, Gibson's name and information just went around in Eve's mind, and she disposed of it like garbage.

"I was just going to tell you." Gibson didn't look embarrassed at all, and he was able to turn around when he was exposed, and said, "Although Batman is Gordon's ally, he is also a knight of Gotham City. He can't do it all by himself."

Hearing what Gibson said, the clown laughed and said, "Are you agreeing to let me join?"

You must know that there are not many people who can make Batman useless, and the Joker is one of them.

Seeing that Gibson didn't deny it, the others knew that he did agree. The clown spread his hands at everyone and said, "Well, if that's the case, I won't let you down."

After speaking, the clown turned to Eve and said, "Let's go."

"We don't have a plan yet," Gibson said.

The clown waved his hands as he walked: "My plan will help you hold Batman down."

Before leaving with the clown, Eve glanced at Boss Tang and the others. Hey, they looked familiar, but they just couldn't remember.

Gee!

This is not good after brainwashing!

Empty mind!

Eve shook her head.

bang bang!

Eve was very unhappy about the fact that the clown was looking for an ally. Of course, what she was unhappy about was——

Dad is so powerful, why do you want spicy chicken to come over?

Are you holding back?

The clown understood Eve's temper as a donkey very well, and said, "They are not allies, they are just younger brothers who help us with things. If one day you are unhappy, just kill them."

Oh, it's my brother?

Eve nodded when she heard the clown's explanation. It would be acceptable if they were younger brothers. She said, "Then they are my younger brothers now?"

That's right, it's me, not us, because in Eve's view, the clown is also his little brother.

The clown didn't argue with Eve about this, and after nodding, he felt that Eve's mood improved a lot, and then she asked, "What are we going to do next?"

Brainwashed weapons will not take the initiative to ask, but Eve is different. Although she does not use her brain now, she is not a complete puppet.

Of course, according to the character of the clown, he prefers a real willful and honest weapon like Eve to a puppet weapon that obeys everything.

Because blindly obedient weapons will only make people bored quickly!

And Eve's personality is just the opposite of the clown's. She likes a well-behaved and obedient younger brother like the clown more than a willful and disobedient younger brother.

Because a disobedient little brother will only make people want to cut him into pieces!

So Eve and the clown, who each have their own way of dealing with the world, walked together happily :)

The clown said, "Didn't you say you have no money to spend? Next, let's rob the bank."

Eve heard what the clown said, and corrected her, "It's obviously because you're too poor. I've been brainwashed to do tasks so many times, how can I ever be as poor as I am now?"

So Eve hasn't killed the clown directly, is it really purely soft-hearted, okay?

Hearing Eve's complaints, the clown suddenly turned around, pressed Eve against the wall, and asked hoarsely, "So sweetheart, do you mean that I'm old, ugly and poor?"

Eve looked at the clown who was close at hand, probably because there was no light around him, but the clown costume covered his face, and only saw his eyes: "The self-positioning is quite accurate."

The clown grinned at Eve: "If someone who is young, handsome and rich (Bruce Batman Gotham's richest man Little Prince Wayne: ... seems to be talking about me) appears, do you want to follow him?" People ran away?"

Hearing the clown's words, Eve blinked her eyes. Why is the déjà vu of this incompetent husband questioning his cheating wife so strong?She said honestly, "Yes."

The clown took out a razor out of nowhere, pinched her chin with one hand, and put the razor directly on her face with the other, and said with a smile: "Sweetheart, I need me to tell you the story of the scar on my face." ?"

"I used to have a wife, she was as beautiful as you..." The clown was about to say something, but was interrupted by Eve in the next second, "Again, how can someone be more beautiful than daddy?"

"Aha~" The clown laughed and said it again, "I used to have a wife. Although she is beautiful, she is not as good as you."

Eve: ...Dad is very satisfied with this statement.

"It's a pity that she is a gambler and always loves to gamble. One day she lost badly and owed a lot of money to the cheater. Without paying back, they scratched her face. We didn't go for surgery. She can't accept all this money."

The clown looked at Eve and said, "I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. (I just wa ok now that, I don't care about the scars.), so I put the blade in my mouth..."

The clown opened his mouth and made a gesture of cutting his face with his tongue instead of a blade, "But guess what happened in the end? She thought I was too perverted, not only didn't dare to look at me, but also secretly left me in the end."

Eve stared straight at the clown, and suddenly said, "lying."

The clown looked at Eve, who reached out and took the razor off his hand, and then said, "I take back what I said before, you still look pretty handsome."

She reached out and grabbed the clown's collar, turned around with a little strength and pressed him against the wall, pulled his head down, and gave him a kiss directly.

Eve's kiss was so unfamiliar that she only knew how to bite, so it was more like a simple bite than a kiss.

At the same time, the razor in Eve's hand pierced the clown's abdomen directly. She licked the blood on her lips and said, "Dad hates people lying to me the most."

"This is punishment."

Also a warning.

The clown wiped the blood from his mouth with his hand. Looking at Eve, who also had his blood on his lips, he couldn't help laughing, completely ignoring the wound on his abdomen, and pulled out the razor with his backhand, and threw it aside. For a moment, instead of stopping the bleeding, he reached out and hugged the back of Eve's head and pulled it in front of him, kissing her lips: "This is the kiss, Master."

In the bustling streets of downtown Gotham, Eve is particularly eye-catching in a black tights, with a pistol pinned to his waist, and his long black hair has been cut to meet his ears. With short hair, her beautiful facial features set off the handsome short hair, which makes her look more chic and crisp. With her cold expression, she has the air of a noble young master.

however……

"Little Master Jingui" had a lollipop in his mouth, he looked ruffian, his whole body exuded his father's not to be messed with.

The clown turned to look at Eve, and then said, "Are you planning to attract everyone's attention?"

Eve raised her eyebrows impatiently: "Is it your father's fault for being handsome?"

Originally, Eve didn't intend to cut her hair, but after hanging out with the clown for a few days, she found out...

Damn dad doesn't have time to wash his hair!

So there was no need to go to the hairdresser, and Eve directly used her mental strength to cut her long hair short. As for the trivial matter of almost cutting off her own head due to drinking too much and becoming unconscious during the process, there is no need to deliberately bring it up.

It's just that the hair that Eve, who was drunk, cut off mentally looked like a dog had eaten it. In the end, the hot-eyed clown took the initiative to tidy it up for her, so the soft and cute little girl suddenly became a handsome tomboy.

The clown already has a very deep understanding of Eve's narcissism, she is handsome anyway!Just great!Is the universe invincible and number one in the world!

Anyone who disagrees with the above three points is a hot chicken!

So for Eve's words, the clown didn't answer at all, but directly threw a mask to her and said, "I'll use it later."

Eve looked down at the mask thrown by the clown. It was a clown mask, but it was not a cute version, not a Q version, not even a normal version, but... an old, ugly and unhappy version.

Eve: ... Meow meow?Let dad wear such a silly mask later?

"Ugly refusal." Eve said very righteously, "Besides, wouldn't wearing a mask cover up Dad's handsomeness?"

The clown looked at her with a bag on his shoulders. Although he had heavy makeup on his face, he didn't know if it was because he was in a calm state, so he looked at Eve with peaceful eyes, and even smiled. He said: "Your handsomeness can be easily concealed by a mask, right?"

"Don't use aggressive tactics, Dad won't be fooled." Eve threw the clown mask back to the clown, folded her arms and said, "Dad was just brainwashed, not a cane!"

Would she be fooled by such a simple trick?

Little Scandal just giggled, seeing their people coming, he stretched out his arms and hugged Eve and got on a school bus. There were no students on the school bus. On the contrary, except for the driver, everyone was a A vicious man, one can tell at a glance that he is not a good person.

When Eve and the clown got into the car, the eight men in the car except the driver were checking their weapons. Eve and the clown turned a blind eye to them, and they found a seat at random. A man sitting in front of them Turning around suddenly, he grinned at them and said, "Hey, clown, we're robbing a bank now, we're not here to play house, why are you bringing a woman out?"

As if she didn't hear Man A's words, Eve looked at the clown mask that was stuffed into her arms by the clown again, frowned and said, "Hey, this mask is too ugly, I don't want to wear it."

The clown put his own clown mask next to his cheek, grinning and asked Eve, "Don't you think we are alike?"

Eve rolled her eyes at the clown, "Is it the same ugly?"

Regarding the fact that Eve disliked his "clown face" so much, the clown was completely numb. Hearing what she said, he couldn't help laughing. The man B beside him also shook the clown mask in his hand and said : "I also think it's ugly..."

Man B hadn't finished speaking when he was hit with blood on his face by the butt of the oncoming gun. Seeing this, the other men became vigilant, but the clown who did it was indifferent: "Pay attention to the way you speak!" ,gentlemen."

"Ha~" The clown suddenly rushed in front of man B, and the two were so close that they could almost kiss, he said, "Do you want me to tell you the story of the scar on my face? Big guy."

Man B pushed the clown back on his seat at once. He wiped his face, and the blood from his nose covered his whole hand. He said to the clown, "Are you crazy? Clown, this I’m not the only one speaking.”

Hearing what man B said, Eve didn't even raise her eyelids to look at him, but the clown sitting beside her smiled and said, "She is my Master, what are you?"

Hearing the clown's address to Eve, all the men present couldn't help laughing, and their eyes turned around the two of them wretchedly. There was no way, the title of Master was too easy to associate, especially with Among a man and a woman, it is even more erotic.

It was because of this that the atmosphere in the car instantly eased. Of course, this was only temporary.

When they were discussing with the clown the bank they were going to rob later, Eve said, "Not going to this one."

Eve grabbed the map, pointed to another one, and said, "Go to this one."

"Hey, shut up, bitch!" Man A naturally has no respect for her because of Eve's ignorance just now, and because he just "knew" her relationship with the clown, "Where are you talking here? share?"

"We have already prepared the plan, and now we have to temporarily change the location? What if it fails?"

The other men didn't speak, and their eyes fell on Eve and the clown. Obviously, they acquiesced to what man A said.

There were a total of eleven people who robbed the bank this time, but in fact only Eve and the clown were in the same group, and the other nine were in the same group. At this moment, they are just a cooperative relationship.

In fact, those nine people never thought that the clown would bring a woman to rob the bank, but they didn't say anything, after all, it wasn't their woman, and if they died there later, they didn't need to take any responsibility .

Because of this, they turned a blind eye to Eve's existence, as long as she didn't hold them back.

However, the men never expected that Eve would take the initiative to change the location, and even with such a firm tone.

When Eve heard what man A said, she looked up at him, pulled out the pistol at her waist, and shot him in the head.

None of the people present thought that Eve would make a sudden attack. Looking at the blushing man A who was dying, the other men picked up their pistols and aimed at Eve.

But Eve turned a blind eye. She put the muzzle of the gun close to her lips, blew lightly, and said with a sneer, "Why are you afraid of dying? Why don't you go home and find your mother to drink milk!"

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