Where do tomb robbers meet in their lives?

This shower is...

I sat with my back against the bathtub, Wu Xie's heavy head leaned on my shoulder, my elder brother took off his shirt and sat in the bathtub in a daze to give us a shower, Liang Siyu didn't go away, he moved a small stool and sat on the side watch.

"What are you looking at us for?" I pouted, "Don't you want to play adult games?"

The boy put his hands on his cheeks, blinked his black and white eyes and said to me: "I said I don't want to play with my elder brother, I didn't say I don't want to play with my sister, I would like to be with my third sister."

I looked at him and smiled slightly: "Tell me, how do you want to die? Let my sister hang me up and beat me up? Give me a whip? Or just let me strangle you to death?"

Unexpectedly, Liang Siyu's eyes lit up and said: "Are you going to play S~M~ with me and Brother Wu Xie?"

"Your mother!" Who taught this brat, did I teach him that?Have it?I dare say this is what he learned after dragging behind Liang Wenjing's fox tail all day long!I really want to strangle him right now!

"My mother is also your mother." Liang Siyu continued to look at me and said, "Anyway, I want to be with my sister. I am lonelier than fireworks by myself."

It's my fault that I helped my forehead. I didn't educate my younger brother well and let him watch too many romance films...

My elder brother continued to mechanically shower Wu Xie on the sidelines, and he didn't know what he was doing. The backside was quiet, only the warm water droplets kept washing my back, and some fell along Wu Xie's hair. My chest, and after a while my whole body was wet, and it was extremely uncomfortable.

"Sister, sister."

I ignored him and looked at the cosplay brother on the ceiling.

"Sister, are you ignoring me?"

Continue to ignore.

"Sister, why do you have to be here? You don't need to be here because you have a big brother to bathe Wu Xie. Don't you feel uncomfortable when you're all wet?"

The little bastard asked knowingly, what am I not doing for Wu Xie's innocence.Our eldest brother is such an unreliable person, he can take a little boy back by taking a train, he is still a college student, he still believes in love, okay?What's more, Wu Xie is so similar to Bai Tao, he must be the type that my elder brother likes, I can't let Wu Xie's life be ruined here.And, in case, I mean in case, Wan, Yi, brother, he likes Wu Xie... Then, then...

Alas, I think back to the moment when the little brother jumped on Wu Xie at the Undersea Tomb... The little brother has such a cold personality, but he takes so good care of Wu Xie. Is it my hallucination, or is it because I stayed with Liang Siqi for too long and my outlook on life and love is distorted up?

"Sister, brother, what are you doing here?"

As soon as I heard it, I wanted to turn my head back, but as soon as my eyes fell, I found that little bastard Liang Siyu was looking at me expectantly, and immediately restrained the urge to turn back.This girl is plotting against me, and he must not be allowed to succeed.Just ignore him, just ignore him.

After a while, Wu Xie's head on my shoulder became heavier and heavier.My younger brother's eyes became very bright, like a fat man seeing a bright object.

Something is wrong with me.

"Sister, don't you really need to look back?"

I was a little confused, and said hesitantly: "Hey, Liang Siqi, what the hell are you doing, have you finished washing? The water washes me to death. If you mess around like this again, the bathroom will flood with water. You can also help me." Once you help Wu Xie, you will die again by relying on me."

Liang Siyu blinked and looked at me: "It's mainly because there are two people leaning on you."

ah?I couldn't help it anymore, I turned my head halfway, and almost didn't jump up.I saw Wu Xie leaning on my right shoulder, and Liang Siqi actually nestled on Wu Xie's shoulder with his eyes closed, and half of him was stuck behind Wu Xie's back. From my perspective, his lips were just touching Wu Xie's. Evil right cheek...

"Sister, brother seems to be asleep."

Your sister, Liang Siqi, why did you fall asleep while being washed by others!And what kind of posture is this, what kind of posture, do you take advantage of it when you fall asleep against someone's cheek!While thinking about it, I struggled to get it out from under Wu Xie's neck and let him lean against the edge of the bathtub.Sigh... It's not that I want to see you, Young Master Wu, Nima can only experience a life without taboos with such a brother, and besides, I'm upset now and I can't see clearly, so it's not okay?

"Siyu, come here and put a bath towel on Wu Xie," I turned off the shower, and went to help my elder brother.I moved him away from Wu Xie a little, started working with my left and right hands, slapped his cheek hard, and shook his shoulder violently: "Hey, Liang Siqi, wake up, don't be so unreliable, okay? Only women and children are in this room now , You add Wu Xie who weighs more than a hundred kilograms, what do you want me to do to you two, what do you want me to do, I will cry, I will really cry, Nissan!"

no response……

I really want to die.

I wiped my elder brother with a towel, put a coat on him, and let him lean on the other side of the bathtub.

"Xiaoyu," I already called you Duosang, now I can only rely on you, "Have you wrapped up your bath towel?"

"Okay, sister."

Well, at least I have a younger brother to depend on.For the first time, I almost passed out.

Has anyone seen a three-level movie with a mosaic on the face? ! !

This scene was so exciting, my brain was thumping, and I was completely in the crash stage for the next 15 seconds. Irregular garbled codes were scrolling in my mind: I saw it, I saw it all, it turned out to be like this. ……what to do?I was still an innocent girl until now...

"I fucking told you to put a bath towel on him, you, what are you doing covering his head with it!" It took me a while to realize, Ciao, he did it on purpose, absolutely on purpose!

This kid actually looked at me with aggrieved face and said: "I think Brother Wu Xie's hair is wet, I'm afraid he will catch a cold, I want to wipe it for him."

"Fuck you!" I slapped him hard on the head.

No matter, I can see so clearly (I don’t know if there will be a nosebleed), so I just didn’t do anything, I took the bath towel away from Wu Xie’s face, and started to wipe his body. "I warn you, little villain, you are not allowed to tell anyone!" Alas, I don't believe that Liang Siyu can control his mouth, but if I let him do it, I can't even imagine what will happen next.

After all, now my hands are shaking very badly, as if I have Parkinson's, and my head is in a mess. Looking at Wu Xie's sleeping face, I have never found him as innocent and innocent as he is now, thinking to myself : Crime, I’m committing a crime, what if he wakes up at this time, I’ll just hang myself up.But this time, he cooperated very thoroughly. When I gently wiped his chest, he slept soundly and didn't move.Then I let him rest on my shoulders, with his arms hanging out of the tub, and rub his back.The scar on the back protrudes into strips and feels hard to the touch. I don't know how he survived it. I am most afraid of pain. If it were me, life would definitely be worse than death.I was thinking wildly, but at this time Wu Xie suddenly snorted, he seemed to feel very comfortable, his head was nestled on my neck, and his lips were stuck to the back of my neck...

I froze for a moment, not daring to move.

I have a hunch that many "firsts in life" will come true today.

The author has something to say:

I want to put this in the small theater~ because it seems to have little to do with the original text of Tomb Raiders.But because of my bad taste... students who want to read the text can skip this paragraph~

After finishing the small theater, I will slow down and update my Hokage text~