Where do tomb robbers meet in their lives?

I froze on the edge of the bathtub, I didn't know how to react for a while, I just felt that Wu Xie, who was smelling of alcohol, was very hot all over his body. Looking at it, the wet hair brushed against my ears as if scratching my heart, soft and itchy.I thought he looked like something sleeping with his eyes closed before, but now I remembered that the Pomeranian Huanhuan I raised when I was a child also exuded such an obedient and peaceful atmosphere when she fell asleep on my lap.Every time I see Huanhuan like that, I can't help but want to touch it...

In fact, if Liang Siyu's little light bulb is not around, it would be nice to let Wu Xie lean on her like this...

Or push this kid away for a while, just 1 minute, and I can do whatever I want...

Hey, I'm a little lost on the road of life...

Fortunately, the little villain Liang Siyu is still there, which makes me feel guilty but not courageous.

"Sister, we definitely can't get them out of the bathtub like this. How about I call my second brother and see if he can wake up. Just wait, I'll be back when I go down."

Fuck, Liang Siyu, you are so cooperative and told me not to do anything, I am really sorry to God!

This kid really did what he said, so I just "hmm" and walked out of the bathroom.Oh, really, you said, why did you leave me and Wu Xie alone.I turned my head back in a ghostly manner, seeing that the little ghost was really not there, I couldn't help but strengthened my courage, and helped Wu Xie up from my back.This person is really heavy, not to mention relying on my two arms, it is really difficult to support him without shoulder support. I tried several times but failed.By the way, what am I going to do to straighten him... Could it be that I really want to do something?

But what to do?

Is the bathroom not ventilated enough? Why is my face so hot? Really.

It took me a while to turn his head slightly towards me, leaning sideways on my shoulder.

Looking at this person's lips up close, they are actually quite plump.Also, isn't the lighting a little too flattering?How to draw his lip color so beautifully, very attractive.

How about I give you a kiss?

Anyway, he fell asleep, only God knows, so what does it matter? It's not the first time mouth to mouth.

This idea seemed to fascinate me. For a while, apart from staring at the lips of the person in front of me, other things seemed to be automatically blocked by my sight.

So close, he is so close to me, as long as I turn my head sideways, I can touch him.As if answering the call of my subconscious mind, my head unconsciously began to move, slowly, rotate, downward...

Damn, Liang Jin, what are you thinking!

At the last moment, I quickly reined in, closed my eyes, and let out a long sigh of relief.

Big banners like slogans started popping up in my head - unrequited love, no way out!All kisses not for the purpose of love are hooligans!

Fortunately, I have such self-discipline, otherwise it would really ruin my wisdom for the rest of my life!

I quickly straightened his head, and softly whispered into his ear, "Don't seduce me, naive classmate, I have very poor self-control... Sigh..."

After a while, Liang Siyu came back, and shook his head sadly at me: "Second brother slept very hard, even if the world is destroyed, he will not be conscious. But I brought the phone, sister, do you need help? ?”

I answered the phone and smiled wryly: Who will come in the middle of the night, this is too much trouble for others.However, Little Six has always been more considerate of our side, maybe we can give it a try.

Five minutes later, I was holding on to the phone helplessly, listening to the notification tone from the other end and feeling confused.

"Sister San, Brother Six must be asleep. You've already called three times." Liang Siyu tugged at the corner of my clothes and handed me his cell phone, "Why don't you call Brother Fifth. He must not be asleep at this time .”

I looked at the number on the phone, and kept looking, and still looking.Why should I call the fox...

"Xiaoyu, you said it should be fine to let them sleep in the bathtub overnight?"

"But what if you catch a cold and have a fever?"

"Even if we get them out, where will they sleep?" The eldest brother moved out a long time ago and became independent, so this house is only for me, Liang Siyu, and my mother.

"Sleeping with you, of course."

I gave him a headboard: "Speak human."

Liang Siyu held his head and looked at me sadly: "I already have my second brother on my bed. It's a single bed. Look at the height of my elder brother and brother Wu Xie, how could it be possible to sleep in it?"

"So we need to find someone to help."

"Then why is it Little Sixth Brother? Obviously Little Fifth Brother lives relatively close."

Because your little fifth brother will help more and more, there are so many unreliable people in our family, do you want Wu Xie to get to know them all at once?

This kid seemed to be able to read my mind, and said: "Sister, even if you don't ask Brother Wu to help, when Brother Wu Xie wakes up, you won't know the true face of our family."

I glanced at Wu Xie, who was soundly asleep, and said to Liang Siyu, "Xiaoyu...you can get him some clean clothes."

"No, I won't let other men touch my clothes."

"Are you looking for a draw?"

"Why don't you take it yourself?"

I rubbed my forehead, I really didn't want to argue with him: "Then go out and buy it."

"Sister, let's face it, it's midnight now where there are clothes for sale."

"Can you give me some advice anyway? Don't always sing against me on the side."

Liang Siyu stretched out his hand: "Call Little Fifth Brother."

"I don't want it. I want to hit you."

"Then I hit it."

I watched Liang Siyu dial the phone nervously. After a while, he leaned into my ear to listen, showing a confused expression.

"What's the matter?" I frowned.

"Sister...it seems...a bit strange."

"What is he doing?" I picked up his cell phone, listened to it, and was dumbfounded.

Your sister, Liang Wenjing, what's the matter with this woman's voice? !

"Hello?" A charming female voice panted and asked, "Who are you looking for?"

"I'm Liang Wenjing's girlfriend!" Fox, you're polluting my brother's pure heart! I want to smear you! "I'm looking for Liang Wenjing, who are you?"

"Ah, which girlfriend is it?" The woman said with a smile, "Would you like to come and play with me..."

fuck you!I pressed the call button and scolded Liang Siyu: "Don't follow Xiao Wu anymore, he is just a beast in clothes!"

My younger brother continued to mutter sadly: "At this time, even a beast in clothes is useful..."

I gouged him hard with my eyes, and snorted coldly: "Do it yourself, and have enough food and clothing. Liang Siyu, you are a man anyway, and you must have the awareness of being a man at this time."

My younger brother shook his head: "If I become a man and can carry the other two men, I'd rather..."

"Okay, stop talking. I understand what you mean." I interrupted him so as not to hear a more shocking answer, "But there is no choice now, Comrade Liang Siyu."

Although the kid was whining and chirping, looking reluctant, at least he showed some signs.The two of us, each on one side, carried Wu Xie and my elder brother one after another, and walked out of the bathroom.

I don’t want to think about how Liang Siyu and I cleaned up the mess in the second half of the night. I just want to say that people get tired. When you’re tired, you want to take shortcuts, and you want things to end immediately. You choose to ignore some things and escape some things...

Well, getting Wu Xie and my elder brother out of the bathtub is not bad.Who cares if they wear clothes or not, and where they sleep!Besides, Liang Siqi slept so hard, and he didn't have the energy to do other tricks. Besides, why should I let these two drunken men sleep in my room, so...they slept in the room of Ms. Xu .

Alas, this is really a failed decision with endless troubles...