Where do tomb robbers meet in their lives?

Holding the box in my hand, I looked at Wu Xie sadly.

"I really want to go back. It finally met me in the vast crowd..."

Third Master Wu Xiao was unmoved, and showed a smile: "Sister Liang Jin, good boy, if you really want a watch, I'll buy one for you there, and there are cartoon characters." He casually pointed to the side.

I "cut" and said, "Who wants a Mickey Mouse watch? I'm already past that age, please don't send me away." The one on my wrist is more elegant, and the salesman said it suits my temperament. .Sigh... But I also know that there is no room for bargaining as Wu Xie looks at me with a blank face, so I can only sigh.

When we stepped into the shopping mall, we unexpectedly attracted the attention of many people. Wu Xie's figure was already quite eye-catching, but now the clothes can be considered to complement each other. We walked through a famous brand store and saw floor-to-ceiling mirrors His slender figure was reflected in his eyes, and he really had a tall, rich and handsome temperament.It's a pity that "Gao Fushuai" is still depressed, and I heard him mutter: "It's crazy to buy a few pieces of cloth for 2 yuan."

As soon as we entered the store, the big salesman greeted me, and smiled slightly when he saw me: "Miss Liang, welcome to come again, is there anything else I need?" His eyes turned to Wu Xie, and he said: "Oh, This is the previous set, which is really suitable for you. If you have any other needs, sir, please let us know." While he was talking, another beautiful woman in a suit came over with two cups of tea. Put it in front of us: "Two please use."

Wu Xie spoke first: "That's right, we bought a watch here before, can I return it?"

"Okay, is there any problem?" The beauty on the side spoke.

"Uh, it's not a big problem..." Actually, I like it very much!I sneaked a glance at Wu Xie, his expression was determined.Well, maybe I thought it was dispensable before, but now I want to return it, but I like it more and more, alas...

My hand is still on the watch case.

Wu Xie looked at me.

Wu Xie continued to look at me.

Wu Xie continued to look at me expressionlessly.

I took a deep breath and looked at him eagerly: "At that time, I fell alone in the sea, and the darkness in front of my eyes made me so scared. I just thought that no one would be able to save me now..."

Wu Xie reached out and touched my head, and said, "Fortunately, God is so pitiful that you survived. Congratulations, congratulations." As he spoke, he took out my small box and handed it to the two in front of him: "Watch It's not suitable for her age, it's a bit old-fashioned, so let's retire first." Huh, cheapskate! ——"However, I think the silk scarves here are pretty good, please pick one for her." Well, I forgive you a little.

After 10 minutes, I stared at myself in the mirror, smiled embarrassedly, and patted him on the shoulder: "Comrade Xiao Wu, look at this silk scarf, it looks pretty good, don't I look cute?"

"As long as you like it." He raised his eyebrows and choked out this sentence.From his expression, I could read the inner subtext like "it's crazy to sell a piece of silk cloth for thousands of dollars".

But I am in a very good mood now, so I don't care what he thinks, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I will cherish this silk scarf and wear it back to its original value." This time, he couldn't help smiling: "It won't be so Well, I'm so stingy in your eyes."

Hey, his smile is really amazing, the eyes seem to take in the sunlight when he smiles, and the curved lips are very beautiful, it can be described as dazzling.Even the beautiful woman who was wearing a silk scarf by my side was stunned for a while, and we forgot to say goodbye when we left.Therefore, it is said that people rely on clothing and Buddha relies on gold clothing, but who knows that this person is sometimes stupid in the fight.Thinking of this, I unconsciously compared Wu Xie's current appearance with Dou Li's, and couldn't help but chuckle.

"What are you laughing at?"

When I came back to my senses, I saw him looking inquiring, and I thought that this man was really curious, so I pointed to the reflection in the passing window and said, "Look, you don't look like you anymore when you dress like this today. You see, Sister Liang, I have reborn you, thank you soon." "It's almost the same as you reborn my wallet." On the tip of my toes, I reached out and kneaded his head indiscriminately: "That's how it is!" His short hair was messed up by me suddenly, and he immediately counterattacked, and also rubbed on my head: "You are not like the original one!" What a look, Liang Xiaomei!" "Wow, don't mess up my bangs, it's hard to take care of!" "Is there? You're not like this."

I was about to launch a new round of attacks when I suddenly heard someone calling my name from behind: "Liang Jin!"

The voice was very familiar. When I turned around, I quickly recognized Gu Xiaoman from the chemistry department next door to my university, and a certain boy whose name I couldn't remember for ten thousand years from the physics department next door.

It can’t be said that I don’t fit in well. I originally went to this university because it was relatively close to home, so it was almost a day-study.Occasionally, I fight with my brothers, and I take a lot of leave, and I am very incapable of recognizing faces.So some students can't match their names, and some students even feel strange when they hear their names.When I saw Xiaoman and her boyfriend standing in front of me, I immediately felt a little troublesome. I'm not very good at socializing, and I don't have much in common with Xiaoman and her boyfriend.

I quickly straightened my messy short hair, and smiled at Xiaoman, "What a coincidence, you guys are here for shopping."

Xiaoman nodded, seemed to be more interested in Wu Xie, looked at him with a shy look, and asked me: "It's really a coincidence, let's come here to accompany Yueyue to look at the digital camera. This is ……your friend?"

"Ah? Yin Yue?" As soon as I heard this name, I was so shocked that I didn't have the heart to answer Xiaoman again.I quickly grabbed Wu Xie's shirt sleeve and said, "Oh, look at Xiaoman, we are still in a hurry, hehe, first..."

"Liang Jin! You are here!"

It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over!

My expression was a little stiff, and it was the first time I saw Queen Yin Yue's heartless smile at first glance, but it was completely heartless on closer inspection.You said how could this girl look so pure and innocent, and even gods and Buddhas can't hold it when she has no taboos?And this person is not only your classmate, but also the only cousin in the third generation of the family who shares half the sky with you. It is difficult for you to pretend that you don't know him.

I don't mean by that to mean that I hate her, it's just that this cousin is a pain in the ass.I always feel that she has always lived in a dramatic atmosphere. Although we grew up together, I have never understood the world she lives in. If this world is to be generalized, it is called "stream of consciousness". If it is described in detail, it is called "Surrealistic spiritual fantasy and the strange linkage of the outside world".In this spiritual state, even Xie Yuchen was willing to bow down to her when he saw her.

The queen's dress itself is very dramatic, a colorful bohemian skirt, long red-brown curly hair that is extremely disliked by university teachers, swaying with the wind as she walks, her smile is mixed She is a product of confusion and elusiveness. Fortunately, some boys still feel that she is mysterious and are particularly fascinated by her.

"Oh, I saw you in front of me, Jinbao!"

Jinbao, your size, my brother is also called Zhaocai!I was struggling with how to get rid of this brown candy, and I saw her come over all of a sudden, smiling like a flower, hooking my arm in an intimate manner, pointing at Wu Xie with her index finger painted with purple-red nails, and singing Said in a play-like tone: "Jinbao Jinbao, who is this?"

Can you stop being dramatic, my day is already dramatic enough today!

"Uh, he's..."

"Forget it, don't worry about these things for now (damn, why are you asking me), come over and take a look at my new digital camera. Come and see what I took in front of me, is it clear, isn't it beautiful?" I didn't Willingly being dragged to death by her, he and Xiaoman could only lean over to watch.When Xiaoman saw it, he exclaimed: "Wow, that's a really good shot." "You, when did you get it?" I reached out and snatched the digital camera to take a closer look, and saw that on the large LCD screen, it happened to be Wu Xie was rubbing my hair, and at that moment the sunlight fell on our heads through the bright window, and the hair color and expression of both of us were extremely soft and clean.This guy smiled so gently just now. I saw two girls looking back at him in the camera, and I was also frozen in this moment. I couldn't help but think, this kid is a bit like "a little smile is very attractive". , I don't know if he is clear about it, but in fact he is very seductive when he smiles.Having said that, I get nervous when I take pictures, but this snapshot captures me quite naturally. The little floral dress and the bright silk scarf have greatly improved my usual old-fashioned and manly image, giving me a rare high-end atmosphere Come on, it's not too out of style to stand next to him, um, so I look pretty from the side too...

I kind of want this photo, what should I do?It’s rare that it takes me so photogenic and has a handsome guy as the protagonist. Even if Wu Xie is not my boyfriend, who would know if I show it to people who don’t know? (My vanity...) But Yin Yue, if you ask her for it, she might make up many unreliable reasons, fearing that many troubles will arise.

In an instant, many thoughts flashed through my head like a lantern, before I could come up with anything, Yin Yue said to me again: "Jinbao, let me tell you, this camera is more than just for taking pictures. "The corner of my mouth twitched: "Can it still cook?" Yin Yue patted me on the shoulder (causing me to bump my head into Wu Xie), and then took out the phone: "Dangdangdang, look, it can take pictures The photo directly sent to my mobile phone via bluetooth, did you see that?" She logged into a certain interface, held the mobile phone in front of my eyes, and said triumphantly, "Can'tyousee can be directly uploaded to Weibo!"

"See your head!" I almost fainted when I saw it, and snatched her mobile phone: "What are you doing, who told you to post my photos indiscriminately, and share them, do you want to die? ! Do you understand personal secrets..."

I suddenly silenced.

I saw that there have been more than a dozen comments under the photo of the two of us displayed on the phone in my hand.One of them is my mother's comment, which is very concise, showing her usual clean and tidy temperament, two words: "Very good"--Okay, what is so good, are you saying "Very good" ironically, etc. Let me kneel in the mourning hall directly when I go home, I still express my heartfelt love!Either way it confuses me.When I saw this, my heart started to flutter.Then I saw the following message directly following Xiaoxiao: "Xiaojin has a boyfriend? Why didn't I know? _"——Damn, I managed to maintain my friendship since childhood!Nima, Yin Yue, you wait for the result... - As for her question, some other students gave their guessing answers, as follows -

Hong Xin: "Sisters, Liang Jin is the positive energy of our mathematics department. We have to believe that we can also find boyfriends! O(∩_∩)O~~"

Li Lingxiao: "I guess I'm the rich second generation. I saw the Chanel logo. Liang Jin started a gorgeous counterattack?"

Zhou Wenlong: "Is it your photoshopped one? This guy seems to be a celebrity. I saw it somewhere. The photoshopped one is very natural."

Xue Yong: "You are all wrong, this may be one of Liang Jin's many cousins."

If you misunderstand, you will misunderstand. Don't act so unconfident in me, okay?And the C on the window is obviously the logo of the coffee shop, okay? How thick I am and dare to let Wu Xie buy me that kind of eccentric brand. It's shameful to spread rumors!Alas, it might be exciting to start school now... I turned my phone slightly to avoid Wu Xie's gaze, but I didn't expect him to be thick-skinned, and he grabbed my wrist and straightened the phone in my hand. Device to read the words written below.

I watched and silently clenched my fists.

I couldn't help but be a little confused when I saw this message next, kid Liang Siyu: "Sister Yueyue, read my private message, be sure!!!"

These three exclamation points, following behind, gave me a bad premonition...

Obviously Wu Xie also saw it, and he asked Yin Yue, "Can you read this private message?"

"Look at whatever you want." Yin Yue waved her hand, and once again burst into a heartless smile.

I opened the mailbox nervously, and saw Liang Siyu's private message: "Are you with Xiaosan, please ask her to call me!" You fucking Liang Siyu, you actually called me "Little San" in private, See if I don't go back and smash your ass.Without looking at Yin Yue, I said, "I'll make a call." She dialed my home number smoothly.

As soon as I heard that "Hello" was my younger brother, I said, "Liang Siyu, you boy, call me next time..."

"Sister, sister, sister, it's not good!" He interrupted me and said hastily, "Mom, mom, she's gone to Hangzhou!"

"What!" I yelled, startling Wu Xie next to me, "Why, why?"

"Clothes, I found it, who did my mother ask, and didn't let the elder brother and the second brother talk, and later, I found chewing gum!"

"What are you talking about, sort it out and speak slowly."

There was silence on the other end of the phone for two or three seconds, and then Xu Qianfan's slightly deep voice: "Xiaojin, I'm Qianfan, let me explain what happened just now. Auntie found a set in the bathroom. She didn't allow Siqi and Qiwei to talk about the clothes of a strange man, and asked Xiaoyu what was going on. As soon as Xiaoyu couldn't hold back his fear, he frankly said that it was Wu Xie's (I rubbed my forehead, it was a bad thing). After a dozen, Siqi and the others were drunk with Wu Xie, you undressed Wu Xie (eh? Wait, wait, I didn't take off the clothes), taking a bath, and some other witnesses that happened in the bathroom (what "witnessed "Fact, what else is there besides these two?) I explained it again. Don't worry, I didn't tell my aunt what I saw at the door, but..." The other end of the phone was silent for a while and then said, "I originally persuaded my aunt for a while, This matter is almost over, but unfortunately when my aunt was packing your clothes, she found that box of chewing gum."

!

"Gum? What's the matter with the gum?"

My second cousin didn't answer me directly, but asked me: "When the chewing gum was found, it was in the right pocket of your jacket. Can I think you put it in by yourself?"

"Uh, yes. But that thing is not mine, it was given to me by Liang Wenjing."

The other end was silent for a while and then asked: "At that time, when Wen Jing gave it to you, was there anyone else present?"

What's the situation, is it in court now?I thought for a while: "Everyone is here."

"Is there anyone who can testify that Liang Wenjing gave it to you? Except your immediate family members, except the person involved...I mean, except you and Wu Xie."

"No. They're so drunk, who cares about me," I twitched my mouth, "My lord, what's the matter, what's the matter with the chewing gum?! Don't beat around the bush like this, you're going to panic me!"

"Then it's troublesome." Xu Qianfan pondered for a moment before saying, "I heard you say that, but you probably don't know. What's in there is not chewing gum, but a box of condoms."

I am struck by lightning!

I messed with you bastard Liang Wenjing! ! !

"Xiao Jin, Xiao Jin, are you still listening?"

"What, what?" I asked in a sleepwalking voice.

"Now you must tell me frankly what's next, so that I can do my best to help you within my ability."

"You, say it."

"Did you even use that box of condoms?"

"I, I don't have one, I haven't even opened it..."

"But the gum box is open. It has been opened."

"It's not me, I swear!" I almost screamed frantically.

"Then, if that's the case, there's still a doubt about the whole thing, that is, you took Wu Xie to your aunt's bed, and there was a little blood on it."

"Blood, what's wrong with the blood?" I seemed to grasp something, but I couldn't seem to grasp the meaning of the words at all.

"Is this yours?"

"No, it may have belonged to my eldest brother and second brother. The situation was very chaotic at that time. It seemed that the second brother had a nosebleed and it was stained on the bed sheet." I was recalling painfully.

"Well, that's what Qiwei said too. But my aunt didn't believe it. She insisted very much that the bloodstain was yours."

ah?The blood is mine, how could it be, I was not injured, and I didn’t come to my aunt, how could there be...——I, my, God, yo!

"In addition, according to Siyu, in the bathroom, Siqi once asked Wu Xie if he wanted to marry you, and he answered very clearly: yes, yes."

"Is there a mistake! He was drunk at the time!" I was about to drop my phone!

"Anyway, do you understand what I mean?" Xu Qianfan said again, "So my aunt insisted on going to Hangzhou to meet Wu Xie's parents this time, and she took Teacher Dong with her. Among the accompanying people were Liang Shuang, but your two elder brothers have been excluded. They just booked the train and are still preparing. I will try my best to persuade them. But this time, my aunt is very determined. I don't think she can be persuaded... ..."

I hardly listened to what was said later, I just felt as if I was splashed with icy water in an instant, it was icy cold from top to bottom, and my whole body was already stiff when I hung up the phone.What to do now, what to do now!

"Liang Jin, hello," Wu Xie waved his hand in front of my eyes, and asked again, "What's wrong with you? Has something happened at home?"

I came back to my senses, grabbed Wu Xie's skirt, and ignored Yin Yue, and immediately said, "Where is your hotel, let's go now!" It's really over!Mrs. Xu has personally conscripted, so I have to take Wu Xie's things and go to Hangzhou quickly!Otherwise, I will die with him!

I was really anxious at the time, that's why I said "go to the hotel" in front of Yin Yue so ignorantly, I didn't expect it would turn into such a big misunderstanding later, I really dug my own grave!But this is an afterthought, and I will not show it now.

I really never dreamed that I would go to Hangzhou under such a situation, and what was even more unexpected was that I would meet my little brother under such a situation.

Alas, life is really where we don't meet each other!

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Ah, I've been busy recently, and I will update my "One Half", please bear with me~