Where do tomb robbers meet in their lives?

I opened the window, pointed to the balcony and said to Wu Xie: "Wu Xie, you climb down from here, it should not be high, and then take that small road, do you see that, go straight to Fumin Road, I will give you Take your money, you can take a taxi back to the hotel.” I took out the only 25 yuan and [-] cents in my pocket, and said to myself that I didn’t tell you that the taxi fare in Shanghai is so expensive that you will go to the police station to fix it anyway.

At this moment, I completely forgot the nature of Wu Xie as a profiteer.

I saw him grab me and lead me to the window: "Okay, you go down first."

Huh? "That's right, this is my home, why should I climb down?"

He was very close to me at this time, didn't answer, just looked at me, with his arms enclosing me between the window and his body.I couldn't help regretting, ouch, how could I have let my elder brother and second elder brother drag my mother down the stairs like that, my situation is in danger...

"That, that... You see, it's hard for me to go home once..."

"Isn't it time? Let's go down."

This is obviously trying to drag me into the back... It was only at this time that I completely realized: whoever stipulated that he must be innocent when he is called Wu Xie, this is definitely a harmless face, and he has been hiding it until now.

"Then let me go out and get some clothes first, I'm wearing pajamas." I smiled sarcastically.

"It's okay, I'm almost naked. It's quite suitable for you."

Damn, this man is definitely in a mess.

"Don't do this, let my mother see us... how bad it is."

"Why, I think it's fine." He smiled slightly, "Do you think we should climb down, or just wait for your mother to come in?"

Your sister, threaten me!

As I climbed over the balcony, I cursed secretly: You profiteer, you ask me to give you a back every time, what the hell is going on!Think about it carefully, I have done a lot of things for you, okay? I even wiped your body and carried you to bed. I was still an innocent girl yesterday!Damn, why am I the last unlucky person?And those romance novels are all deceptive, why are the big brothers in Xiaoyan spoiled, spoiled, spoiled, I have two fucking big brothers, both are real brothers, why are they so unreliable Spectrum, is reincarnation wrong?

My mother's room is located on the third floor of the whole building. This area is full of old houses, all of which are old-fashioned bungalows built before liberation. Many houses like ours have several families living in them.Only our family bought both upstairs and downstairs, and thanks to this, no one attracted attention when we climbed the house.I carefully looked around and saw that no one was walking around, so I breathed a sigh of relief, and motioned to Wu Xie, "Come with me."

There is a very small garden at the back of our old house, which is less than ten square meters. Because it has been abandoned for a long time, it is easy to attract mice. My mother had it converted into a small tool room a few years ago. .My idea is to take Wu Xie in to hide for a while, and then find a way to get him clothes and send him out.Alas, why did it look like an underground party.

If you want to get to the tool room, you have to go through the front door first. I observed it carefully, and it was very good. Only our Passat was still parked at the door, and Mom seemed to have walked in.I turned around and said to Wu Xie, "Let's be careful and walk over quickly."

I held his hand, my palms were sweaty, my waist was bent, and I rushed out of the bushes, and I ran into a person head-on!

I was so frightened at this moment, I was stunned on the spot, my god, I was caught, this fucking bad luck!

I was quite surprised to see that person, it can be called stupid on the spot.

"Second, second cousin..."

The man in front of me is wearing a suit and leather shoes, with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, which is the standard equipment for lawyers all over the world. My mother's family is Du Siwen, whose surname is Bi Liang. My second cousin Xu Qianfan is a scholar at first glance. My elder brother and second brother are people from two worlds.I have grown up so much, but I have never seen Xu Qianfan laugh out loud.

I looked at myself, wearing pink loose pajamas, and holding an almost naked man behind my back, my God... I am ruining other people's three views!

"Xiao Jin..." Before he finished speaking, his face changed, and he suddenly reached out and pushed me. This was very strong, and he pushed me back to the bushes where I was hiding, and pushed me into a warm embrace. .Immediately my cheeks became hot, and before I could take care of the taste, I was about to jump up reflexively, but God knows what medicine Wu Xie took wrongly, and unexpectedly his arms tightened around my waist, and instead hugged me tightly tight.I felt his lips sticking to my ears, and said softly: "Don't move, someone is there." I felt itchy behind my ears, my whole body was hot, and my whole body seemed to be crisp.

"You..." I was about to speak, but Wu Xie pressed my mouth with another hand, and pushed me closer, "Take it easy, someone has come out."

At this time, I saw a person walking out of our house through the bushes and leaves. It turned out to be Uncle Dong Ji.No wonder Xu Qianfan pushed me in in a hurry, he actually helped me cover it up, Second Cousin, you usually reject people thousands of miles away so seriously, I thought you didn't like me very much, so I misunderstood, I really Too ignorant!

"Qianfan, did you see the little in and out door just now?"

"Ah, isn't Xiao Jin in there?"

good!Brother Xiaofan has great acting skills!

"Oh, that's strange. Before Lingfei told me that she was at home. I haven't seen that child for several years. I don't know how it is now?"

"Yeah, I haven't seen her for a long time, and my impression is still from the Chinese New Year the year before last. I gave her lucky money back then."

"Oh." Uncle Dong didn't continue the topic, just looked at the other party and waited for the follow-up.

Xu Qianfan smiled politely, and took out his wallet: "However, girls probably don't like giving cash anymore. Many of my colleagues say that it's most convenient to give them credit cards if they want to buy whatever they want. buy what."

"Then you have to control the risk." Uncle Dong smiled.

Xu Qianfan took out a credit card, looked at it for a while and said, "That's right, it's troublesome to pay back with a credit card. Recently, some customers often complain to me that they always forget to pay back the money. Too many cards and passwords are hard to remember. I have a bad habit, the password of any card is my birthday. Teacher Dong, do you think it is too risky?"

Dong Ji was still talking when he heard my mother shouting something in the room. The two of them looked at each other and smiled, and walked into the room one after the other. Xu Qianfan walked behind. After his teacher entered, he quickly shook his hand, The credit card was dropped at my feet.

I knelt down, picked it up and took a look, damn it, it’s still a gold card, woo woo woo, second cousin, I’m so touched, I’m impressed with you!

I don't know how much money can be overdrafted with a gold card?

We finally arrived at the small house safely. I watched Wu Xie hold my arm sadly, and said to him, "You really have to let me go now. I'll go buy you clothes, and I will definitely come back." He pulled I didn't make a sound, I couldn't see what this kid was thinking, and said again: "Well, can I swear? If you don't let me go, this matter will not turn around. Is it possible that you want to go shopping with me like this? ? Huaihai Road is a little further out here, and my pajamas will affect the city's appearance, so I won't run around." He was still looking at me.I sighed, raised my right hand, and said, "I swear, the mountain has no edges, and the heaven and the earth are united, so I dare to break up with you..." "It's okay, okay," he finally sighed, and said, "Don't be arrogant." Xiao Xiaoxi and Yi Shuihan will be fine. Go and come back soon." "Oh, good." I turned around and was grabbed by the corner of my clothes again, "What's the matter, Master Wu?" His face was cloudy for a while, Finally, he lowered his head and whispered, "...buy me a pair of underwear..."

Whoops, how good and how can I be able to make a seven-foot man shyly say this to me in my lifetime, it is simply a milestone in my life, okay?

I restrained the wave of excitement in my heart, and asked calmly, "That... what size?"

He lowered his head even lower. "Large...but, it could be medium..."

"Ah? What the hell is it?"

"I don't remember clearly, you can figure it out..."

So, what kind of virtue and ability am I...

I pretended to be calm and turned around, pretended to be calm and opened the door, but I couldn't pretend to run away.

When I sneaked back, I was still in a good mood.Anyway, I'm not dressed up in the nympho pink pajamas I was when I went there, at least I'm wrapped in a crisp dress and a pair of comfortable flat shoes.

I opened the door carefully, and saw Wu Xie sitting there with his hands on his knees. He was greatly relieved to see me, and stood up to take the big and small bags in my hand.

"Where have you been, it took so long." He said as he dug out his clothes.

"I'm going to buy you a whole set of clothes, okay? Do you know what it's like to shop one by one in pajamas and slippers? Don't talk nonsense, just put them on." I turned around to avoid making him uncomfortable.

After a while, he patted me on the back, I turned around, and my eyes suddenly lit up.

Royal blue suits his skin tone really well, and the slim shirt also makes him look very slender and neat. I thought the khaki pants would not go well with the shirt, but I didn’t expect them to fit just right on him, just like the salesman The handsome guy said "smart casual", simple but not casual, fashionable but not fancy, oh oh, the existence of that kind of store really makes sense.

"Look at this dress... isn't it a bit too small?" Wu Xie frowned and tugged at her shoulders, "I feel a little tight here."

"What do you know, this is called, uh, called, called... Anyway, it's an Italian design, that's what it looks like." So men are weird, they are obviously better looking like this, but they are willing to wear sloppy clothes because they are uncomfortable. Brother is like this sometimes.

"Why did you buy a pair of leather shoes?"

"What's the matter? You are so annoying, asking so much."

Wu Xie glanced at me and said, "The leather shoes are uncomfortable to wear, and I don't wear them often when I grow up."

"Then you still wear a suit and leather shoes when you come to my house."

"Isn't this done out of respect for the elders?" Wu Xie waved his hand, "Forget it, let's do this first."

I curled my lips: "You are really difficult to serve. You should praise me a lot for being able to make this look like this. You are still talking so much." I just designed your image, okay? It's all due to me that he looks handsome, okay?

"By the way, I just remembered when you left, and I didn't have time to tell you the size of the clothes. How did you buy them afterwards?"

When he asked me, I was a little proud and said: "I saw that the salesman in the store is very similar to your figure, so I asked him to choose a set for me. Otherwise, how could I go to the store one by one? I’ll buy it for you, I’ll have to wait until the end of time.” Not to mention that the eldest brother is so handsome, he still wears perfume, speaks softly, makes people feel like a spring breeze, and is so thoughtful, the most important thing is, he even frowned when I walked in like this in pajamas and slippers I didn't even wrinkle, and greeted me with a smile, which instantly healed my self-esteem that had been severely frustrated in the previous stores.

"By the way, this is for clothes. Remember to return it to me when the time comes. I'll call my second cousin again."

Wu Xie took a look and stopped.

"Hey," I waved my hand in front of his eyes, "Did you hear me, when the time comes... Wow, don't grab me like that, it hurts, bastard!"

He grabbed my wrist expressionlessly and asked me word by word, "Why do these clothes cost 8 yuan? Why, what, what!"

I looked back at him timidly: "Uh, maybe they are more expensive..."

"Can't you fucking just buy two and get it done!"

"Brother, Huaihai Road is behind here, and there are department stores along the way. Where can I buy clothes for you 'casually'!" Do you want to go around, of course where the least crowded place is where I am going!" Nima, how many people's eyes have I attracted along the way, can this be my fault?

"Don't you think about why there are the fewest people there? Because the prices they charge are anti-social, anti-social, you know!"

I didn't pay much attention when I bought it. I didn't know that my cousin's credit card could get so much money. I broke his hand and said back: "Besides, I have to come back soon. No one will give me advice on how to buy clothes for you. I am so old and only bought sweatshirts for my brother, okay?" "How handsome and kind is the big salesman! If I can refuse him, I can't be regarded as a normal woman!"

"Wait," Wu Xie looked at the place carefully again, "No, my set of clothes plus shoes is only 2 yuan, and your dress costs [-] yuan, and this pair of shoes costs [-] yuan. Twelve thousand!"

"Uh..." I smiled sarcastically, "You see, I'm really well dressed."

I wince my neck and he resists the urge to slap me.

"Then what's the matter with a watch, a watch worth 2 yuan? Why do you have to pay for it?"

"By the way, I saw something for sale nearby and thought it was super pretty, what do you think?" Well, my tone is a bit slapped, will he beat me to death? "Oh, I just wear it for fun. I'm impulsive and impulsive. At worst, I'll go back later. It's easy to return to that kind of store." I saw that he looked ugly, so I had to change his attitude. Pouting his lips in a bargaining gesture, "What do you have to haggle over with me? Haidou almost killed me when you didn't hold me back. I'm just paying for mental damage now. As for you."

I was talking casually, but I didn't want his reaction to be so big.

I saw Wu Xie let go of my hand, and the tense expression just now disappeared without a trace.For a moment, he seemed to become a little decadent, but sat on the small bench behind him without saying a word.

"Uh. Wu Xie?"

He sighed: "I bought clothes for you."

I looked at him embarrassedly: "Actually, I didn't mean that... I never blamed you."

"I understand." He nodded, looked at me and said, "So, return the watch to me."