[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the shadows of the trees are swaying. Although the small courtyards in the capital are not exquisite and elegant, the jars, jars, chopping boards, stoves, and stacked dishes are very homely.

Fourth Sister Wen squatted on the ground and scratched her head, looked at the beautiful Ouba: "Wait a minute! Let's get to know each other again, who are you?"

The beautiful young Taoist priest was still wearing the patched Taoist robe, scratching his hair: "Well, my surname is Yao, Xing San, and I am about a few hundred years older than you. Just call me Sanlang."

In fact, I'm a goblin. Right finger, I'm not as good-looking as the third prince Nezha~

Fourth Sister Wen stared at him for a while, pulled her hair and tried hard to recall how she met this old Taoist priest... As a face controler, I would not treat someone who is neither white-haired, childlike, nor fairy-like. The old Taoist priest who was so angry at night has a good impression.

I recalled it carefully for a while, and I remembered that day... I was sheltering from the rain in the woods, and by the way, I gathered some dry firewood, picked some herbs, grabbed a pheasant, took lotus leaves for rain protection, and other things that were found everywhere. Soil, baked a beggar chicken to eat.

Then a sloppy old Taoist popped out of nowhere and brought wine to me in exchange for chicken legs. I didn't want to make friends with the dirty and ugly magic stick, but his wine smelled so good, so I was attracted by it. Abducted.

After eating, I was full of wine and food, and had a good chat. I didn’t dare to sleep in the deep willow forest, and I told ghost stories to each other with the lotus leaves on my head. Black fox demon fights tiger demon wisely', 'Snake demon kills a story', 'Two or three things Mrs. Bone and Willow have to say', 'The art of ancient locust tree bones and long dreams in the morning and evening and its cracking method'.

Then, then...

Fourth Sister Wen really wanted to slap herself, and then I would become good friends after listening to him tell the story for three days!Wherever we meet, we invite each other to dinner, and after a few years of hanging around like this, we become old friends.

This fellow must have approached me on purpose!

Yao Sanlang saw her thoughts and smiled a little embarrassedly: "Well, I did approach you on purpose."

Fourth Sister Wen stared at him quietly.

Yao Sanlang pouted: "Why are you staring at me? You have an aura of robbing your body. Your soul and body don't fit well. I thought you were some kind of monster. I wanted to accumulate meritorious deeds, but I don't know how close you are to your body. I haven't seen you doing bad things, so I can't act rashly to get rid of the demon. I have to get close to you first, knowing that you are not a bad person, and I didn't hurt you."

I am a serious and responsible Taoist priest!

Fourth Sister Wen drank too much and went crazy with wine, she laughed out of anger, rolled her arms and rolled up her sleeves: "Hehe, I still have to thank you, don't you? You old goblin is clearly capable of bigu, and you still eat me all day long. I vomited out hundreds of chickens and dozens of cattle and sheep that I ate all these years!"

I think you basically can't make money from fortune telling, and you dare not use your real skills. I feel sorry for you, how many meals have you been treated to!

Yao Sanlang didn't expect her to react like this, and because she would cover her face in embarrassment because she said that she broke the foundation, she actually asked me for an account!How can I have money!If the fortune-telling is accurate, you will lose your life, but if you are not accurate, you will lose money!Deceiving people is also a mother's detrimental behavior!

He had to stand up and try his best to cheer up, but he was still a little hunched, and the after-effects of pretending to be an old man after a long time: "Fourth sister, you and I are friends, don't do it so badly."

Fourth Sister Wen said angrily: "You have lied to me for so long, you should either continue to lie to me, or tell the truth early on. This sudden revelation of sudden news will make people feel at ease for the holidays?"

When Yao Sanlang pretended to be an old man, he could do any shameless things, and after changing his pretty face, he also became shameless. When she said this, his face sank immediately: "Okay, hum, hum, this is you Said!"

He tilted his head, made a formula with his hands, and secretly chanted a mantra in his heart. Taking advantage of the shreds of meat between his teeth, he tilted his head and spit out a sheep with a vomit.

The fluffy and lively sheep looks delicious.

Fourth Sister Wen was stunned: "Wow..." Heidongzui!

One second! !

Yao Sanlang wiped his mouth: "All the meat I ate in the past has gone out from the back, and I can't replace you. From now on, whenever I eat a bite of your meat, I will give you back a living creature, and I will never take advantage of you."

He snorted angrily: "I ate and vomited, vomited out the living things and ate them again, and repeated endlessly."

Ouch, it's disgusting.

Fourth Sister Wen felt a little sick and almost vomited on him.

She said to herself: If I vomit live chicken and fish, I can make another meal and eat it, but you can't vomit.

Yao Sanlang calmed down, feeling that he was very stupid, too stupid to see people.

It's ashamed to stay here to cheat food and drink.

He chanted a wall-penetrating spell, threw himself on the courtyard wall, and disappeared.

BAA Baa baa……

Fourth Sister Wen looked at the sheep in the yard. Although she couldn't understand why the sheep appeared, she could be sure that even if the sheep were slaughtered, I wouldn't be able to eat it.

"That guy Yao San is too narrow-minded. I just questioned him and made him so angry!" Fourth Sister Wen muttered as she staggered to tie the sheep. It didn't feel good while the pot was boiling, but now that the pot was removed, the night breeze blew coolly, but I felt drunk.

He stumbled into the house, fell on the bed and rolled up the quilt, and fell asleep with all his clothes on.

After sleeping for two hours, I got up in the morning and went out to buy deep-fried dough sticks, pancakes, soy milk, and noodle tea. After a good meal, I was going to take the sheep out to sell.I won't eat such a disgusting sheep, but I can sell it to others.

Heck, I should take the opportunity to learn spells from him!

Depressedly, she drove the sheep to the market.

Unexpectedly, selling sheep caused another catastrophe!