[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Fourth Sister Wen often went to the market to buy things, and she knew how to do it. She wore the oldest clothes, painted her face, combed her hair to look like a man, found a piece of orange peel, chewed it, and vomited it out with a grin.Such a mouthful of small white teeth is yellow and looks very rustic.

She drove the sheep and brought some hay to feed the horses. When she arrived at the market, she found an open space to sit on the ground, threw the hay on the ground for the sheep to chew on, closed her eyes and waited quietly for a bid.

The market is densely populated and very lively, but I can only see: the street is full of traffic, people coming and going, three religions and nine streams, five elements and eight works, two monks, two religions of Hui and Han, men and women, old and young, doing business and selling, riding horses and sitting proudly. , those who push carts, those who sell dandelions, those who saw pots, those who mend cans, those who sold needles and threads, those who sold onions and garlic, everything.

After sitting for a while, many people came to ask the price.

"This sheep looks dirty, so I bought it for 180 Wen."

Fourth Sister Wen rolled her eyes: "Brother, take a closer look. It's just a bit dark from the wind and sun. It's not dirty. You and I are businessmen who eat the wind and drink the dew. After a long time, they become dark. Sheep are also a reason."

The person who came to buy the sheep left without taking the time to amuse him.

"Brother, I don't think you often come to sell sheep. Is there any difficulty at home? Otherwise, I will bid a little more than him, two hundred Wen?"

Fourth Sister Wen snorted: "My sheep is a sheep with a fairy fate, and it will not be sold if it is less than [-] Wen."

She wanted to earn out the cost of buying sheep to eat yesterday, forgetting that since ancient times, business has always been to buy low and sell high. She bought the sheep for four hundred cash, but the purchase price of the sheep seller was less than four hundred cash.

"Ahahaha, don't be ridiculous. Could it be that this is a sheep demon, and it's a fairy fate, you are too ridiculous."

Fourth Sister Wen also felt that she was ridiculous: "My sheep has eaten grass at the gate of Chizao Baiyun Temple! Isn't it considered a fairy fate?"

"...You can keep it for yourself."

Just when Fourth Sister Wen wanted to sell it cheaply, a lame Taoist came, his eyes lit up when he saw the sheep, he squatted down, touched and pinched, and asked, "How can I sell this sheep?"

Fourth Sister Wen was so bored that she secretly played Jiulianhuan with her hands hidden in her sleeves: "It's not for sale if it's less than [-] Wen!"

"350 Wen, I want it." The lame Taoist took out a mirror from his bag - both sides can illuminate people, and the four characters "Fengyue Baojian" were chiseled on the mirror handle: "I was in a hurry to go out, so I forgot Bring the money, I will pledge this bronze mirror to you, and I will go and buy it in three days, okay?"

Fourth Sister Wen glanced at him suspiciously, took the bronze mirror and turned it upside down. She saw that the copper was in good condition, and felt very heavy after turning it over. When she took it, she could sell half a penny for the copper alone, so she was very happy. Agreed: "Okay, you take the sheep away."

The lame Taoist: "This thing only cures the disease of evil thoughts and rash actions. It has the function of helping the world and protecting life. So take him into the world, and only take care of those smart and handsome, elegant princes and grandchildren. Never look at the front, only look at him. On the back, it's important, it's important!"

He didn't ask where to redeem the mirror, but he took the sheep and left.

"Another magic stick." Fourth Sister Wen didn't remind him, she liked it when she looked at the mirror, and was going to hide so that he couldn't find her, and then she closed the mirror.

Putting the mirror in her bosom, she carried two hundred Wen on her body, preparing to have money to buy things in case the sheep were not sold, so she started shopping with empty hands.

The two people nearby who wanted to buy sheep sighed: "Two magic sticks."

"Isn't that right! There's also Xianyuan! It also cures the disease of evil thoughts and rash actions, and has the merits of helping the world, cough, bah!"

Sliced ​​meat, sesame seed cakes with tea and eggs, deep-fried fried dough sticks on skewers, fried buns with mung bean porridge, food and watch, robbery beggars, swindlers, three hands Steal what you can't see.The one who sings the music, the one who owes five dollars to listen to a section, the one who pushes the cart sweats, and the one who asks people to beat the fan, the one who calls the street to die, and the one who shouts at the master and wife to do good deeds, There are those who talk nonsense and those who are drunk and lie on the street pretending to be garlic.Those with rotten noses, those with cheap bones, those who lose gambling and stand on the wall, those who sigh with empty waists, those who live in a hotel rushing for exams, those who are dizzy from reading articles, come to the gate of the yamen to wander here and there. Yes, oops, this is so much fun.

Fourth Sister Wen bought a piece of Jinhua ham and half a basket of bamboo shoots, and carried them home.Walking on the road, I suddenly remembered the original Zhang Laodao, Yao Sanlang who showed his original form yesterday, and remembered his slightly tipsy and half-angry appearance last night, which really showed the word "昳丽" to the fullest.Zhuozhuo is like jade in a spring, clear and flawless, rustling like a pine tree falling in the wind, its eyes closed, like a jade mountain about to collapse.

Fourth Sister Wen murmured: "If Yao Sanlang has some property in the farm and family, and then obtains fame, he will be very suitable for Daiyu. I will try my best to not let Daiyu marry Baoyu. She will be raised by Daiyu. Then No! Equality between men and women lies in mutual sweet petting, even if one side raises the other, you can't raise a prodigal guy who needs to be coaxed."

Passing by the river on the way, I bought two more fish, and when I returned home, I threw the fish into the water tank, hung the ham with broth, and planned to invite my apprentices to my house for dinner in the evening.Mix a tiger dish, make a squirrel fish, shredded ham and bamboo shoot soup, and fry a pumpkin flower cake, it's delicious.

After everything was ready, she asked someone to deliver letters to the apprentices, and she went back to the house to lie down and look in the mirror to play.

Pick up the "Fengyuejian" and look at the reverse side, only to see a skeleton standing inside.

Fourth Sister Wen was overjoyed: "Oh, what a clean and tidy skeleton?" She shook the mirror and could see different angles of the skeleton.After poking the mirror for a long time, I didn't bring up the desktop to see it.

Fourth Sister Wen was not so curious anymore, and sighed: "Hey, it doesn't look like the copper mirror-shaped mobile phone I imagined. Fengyue Baojian, this thing sounds familiar... It seems to have a third-level movie... Forget it, I'll talk about it again." Take a look at the front."

"" remember the time.

Fourth Sister Wen's inner barrage: [Oh my God! ! ! ! !God! ! ! 】

[I finally saw this mv again, and cried with excitement! ! 】

[Male god's long legs against the sky, please let me kneel and lick! ! 】

[Such beautiful fingers ~ smiling so sweet ~ lick lick lick ~]

"bad" Biao

"."close

""black and white

"dirty.diana" Dirty Diana

……

"." Yield to me

"r" blood on the dance floor

"." You are not alone

"ghost" ghost

The inner barrage brought by each mv is roughly the same.

The fourth sister Wen was fascinated by holding the mirror and began to watch "Michael Jackson's 1992 Dangerous Tour Concert in Bucharest". , I have seen it countless times, and I thought I would never see it again in this life.

Fengyue Baojian can retrieve memories and fabricate them.

However, Sister Wen's obsession is very deep, and her memory is too clear, so she didn't change a single detail of the concert.

If her mind was a little distracted, she could see the handsome man with red lips and white teeth with the most beautiful eyes in the world hooking his fingers at her: "baby~~" But she didn't.

"Master!"

"Master!!!!!!" Peony roared, and Fourth Sister Wen was so startled that she let go of the mirror and slapped her face with the mirror.

Fourth Sister Wen rubbed her nose: "What are you doing, ah, you are all here? Is it time for dinner? Ahahaha Master is addicted to his own beauty and forgot to cook, wait a while." She turned the mirror to Putting it in his arms, he went out to cook as if nothing had happened.

Senior Sister Lian Rong's face was serious: "Master has a wretched face, dull eyes, unresponsive, watery lips, obviously licked many times, it shouldn't be!"

The second senior sister, Yun'er (kidney beans, which can be made into pureed kidney beans, is very delicious): "Master's eyes are red, obviously he has cried, his steps are sloppy, and his hands are on his waist, which obviously hurt his essence."

Third Senior Sister Mudan frowned: "No, I finally accepted that Teacher Mistress is a little girl, and Master wants to empathize with someone else and ruin her body like this? She is too indulgent."

God is sorry to see, Fourth Sister Wen is just so handsome that she is out of her mind and her legs are weak.

In the eyes of the apprentices, it was tortured by a lover (or maybe not a lover) to the point of running back crying.