[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

The emperor was very nervous and excited about the matter of making Yao Zhenren popular and then embroidering his clothes. After reviewing the memorial, he had dinner and slept with his concubine [the art of summoning his son], but he still couldn't sleep, and finally couldn't bear it after lying down in the middle of the night. Got up, got up and went to Yao Zhenren.

Brother Saburo, give me a lecture, I have insomnia.

The Hall of Mental Cultivation where he lived was quite far away from the bamboo forest in the Imperial Garden, and he was carried over on a rickety chariot.

The late-night confinement does not exist for the emperor, everything is up to him.

The night dew was slightly cool, and the night wind was also a bit bleak.The emperor wanted to sleep, but he couldn't sleep. He looked up tiredly at the moon and stars in the sky.

The bamboo grove was so densely packed that people couldn't squeeze in, but Yao Zhenren opened a small path, and only this path could get in.

The emperor wore a moon-white tunic, a black cloak, and his hair was partly loose, and walked in listlessly.

The bamboo forest at night is a bit ghostly, especially the three dark bamboo buildings are not lit, and they look more like scary giants in the dark. When the night wind blows through the bamboo forest, the bamboo poles sway, rubbing The sound of rubbing shoulders against heels was also weird and terrifying.

The emperor knew that the Supreme Emperor did not sleep here, he was fresh for a while, and he still lived in his own palace, hugged the concubine who warmed the bed every night, and when he got up in the morning, seven or eight beauties surrounded him to dress up, so that the father felt comfortable.

He walked to the door of the bamboo building with a cloak around him, just about to raise his voice to wake Zhenren Yao.

咻~咻咻~

There was a clear and low whistle, which sounded like a whistle, but also like the sound of wind blowing bamboo leaves.

The emperor followed the prestige and saw a dark fat man dexterously climbing on a corner of the bamboo building, smiling at himself, and saw two shiny tricks and a mouth full of white teeth in the dark night.

He was naturally bold, so he walked over, approached, and recognized this person with squinted eyes: "Fourth Sister Wen?"

Fourth Sister Wen raised her eyebrows and smiled: "Erlang? Brother Zhuo told me that you are a playboy, to this extent?"

The emperor looked her up and down in her tight and neat night clothes, saw her big breasts and the circle of flesh protruding from her waist, smiled sinisterly, and lowered his voice: "Donglai told me that you are the most beautiful woman in the world." A powerful cook, so powerful?"

The two looked at each other and turned their heads in unison.

The meeting in Zhuo Donglai's mansion back then was completely embarrassing.

To put it simply, Fourth Sister Wen cooks Jiangnan-style banquets at Zhuoge's residence, half of which is Huainan cuisine that emphasizes umami, and half is Sichuan cuisine and Hunan cuisine that are spicy, refreshing and appetizing, and she is going to give her brother a clean-up.

The emperor was not the emperor at that time, but the second prince. Knowing that Donglai would be able to come to the capital today, he was going to meet him. He entered the courtyard, smelled the smell and looked at the smoke to find him. Others were not allowed to wander around, but he had privileges.

Seeing a different banquet from the one in the palace, I wanted to try it. Fourth Sister Wen didn't want to give it to him, and the second prince didn't really want to eat it at first, but if he didn't let him eat it, he had to eat it... After coming and going, the two changed from scolding to each other In order to fight for wine, I was very drunk.

Both of them are not very good people, and they made troubles even more by getting drunk.

Fourth Sister Wen put Zhuo Donglai's usual silver jug ​​on her back to do push-ups, and every time she did ten push-ups, the Second Prince drank a large bowl of wine.

He drank too much, and put bricks on Wen Si's back.

But she could still move, and the second prince threw himself on the ground in desperation: "I'll crush you to death! I can't drink anymore!"

Wen Si laughed wildly: "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha~"

She gritted her teeth in a daze and made ten more, pinching his face and pouring down a bowl of wine.

The second prince drank two large jars of wine and completely lost his mind, but he found rouge powder and women's clothes from nowhere. , openly ridiculed people like Wen Si: "It's too bad! You don't even have a waist! The clay pot is fine, except for the head and the waist. The black one looks like a Baogong! There is no crescent moon on the head."

Zhuo Donglai went to the Western Regions, bought a lot of rough jade, and negotiated the business of spices and medicinal materials in the Western Regions. He came back very tired after a long journey, and learned that Erlang and Wensi were ready to clean up the dust for you.

Full of joy, I went into the yard to see the mess all over the place.

The second prince stood on a tree like a goblin, hugged the trunk and shouted: "Wen Si, black fat man, the lonely king will give you a crescent moon!" !"

Wen Si held a plate of mapo tofu: "You're skinny! You have a waist! When the snake essence comes down, I'll break your waist!"

Zhuo Donglai held Wen Si's belt in one hand and grabbed her bun with the other, threw him into the room and locked the door, telling her to calm down.

Looking back at the second prince, he was hugging a tree and vomiting loudly.

He vomited blood until the end, vomiting blood profusely.

Zhuo Donglai was really terrified, even an unfavored prince is a prince, and hurriedly tore him off the tree.With a stroke of a knife, cut off the tight girdle shaped into a gourd and throw it away.

Stretched like this, he's going to be so fucking strangled!

The second prince took a deep breath, and fell into his arms dizzily: "Dong Lai~ I'm going to die, if I die, you can pretend to be me and fight with my brother until he gets mad When you leave, if you throw my body on the ground again, you will say that he killed me. He scolded me again today! He also scolded my mother and concubine! Big brother is a bastard! Father is narrow-minded! Puff puff ~"

Vomiting blood.

Zhuo Donglai's face was livid at first, he took his pulse and turned a deaf ear to these words.Then pinched his mouth expressionlessly and looked at it, picked up a pair of chopsticks from the ground beside him, and pulled out the bark stuck in his gums.

The second prince rolled in pain: "Aww, it hurts to death!"

Zhuo Donglai: "Hehe." Throwing the second prince on the ground casually, he vomited because of his thin waist or drinking, and he vomited blood because he gnawed on the bark.

Damn retarded!My wounds are open again!Get out of here, both of you!

The black fat man who pried open the door and slipped out: "Ahahaha deserves it! Dead shemale!"

The second prince is fighting like a carp...

He didn't stand up, and fell to the ground with a slap, and he said ruthlessly, "You poisoned me! Do you know who I am!"

Why does my waist hurt so much, you hit me!

Zhuo Donglai quickly blocked his mouth with a sheep bone: "This is a well-known dandy in the capital. His father is very powerful and powerful. Wen Si, you should go first."

He made a gesture: I'll settle the score with you when I'm done.Wen Si slipped over the wall and left.

The second prince gnawed on his bones, the pain made him sober up: "Who is this Heitan?"

Zhuo Donglai said lightly: "The best cook in the world, I'll ask her to cook for you, is it delicious?"

The second prince stretched out his thumb: "Although this person owes a lot, she is worthy of being number one in the world. If you come from the east, if you ask her to come to my house to be a cook for ten years, it is an apology to me."

Zhuo Donglai picked up the silver pot on the ground, feeling a little distressed.

The second prince rubbed his face, and said drunkenly: "She left you a bowl of fish ball soup, and she slapped me when I wanted to drink it. You are finally back, take it out and have a taste."

After that, after waking up, the two of them never saw each other again. When they met after many years, they recalled the dusty memories of those years.Both of them felt ashamed to see others, if the moonlight was not too dark, they would definitely be able to see each other's face flushed.

They are too embarrassed to speak first, let alone greet each other.

The emperor really wanted to take revenge on her, but felt that it was too narrow-minded. The point is: who is this person?Is it really called Wensi?

Moreover, after questioning her a few times later, Dong Lai seemed to protect her, could it be that there was something wrong?

Donglai's vision isn't that bad, is it?When we went to the brothel to drink flower wine together, he ordered the most beautiful girl.

Wen Si scratched the wall silently, will I be retaliated against?To be able to run around in the palace in pajamas at night is either the emperor or the emperor's boyfriend.When I met Erlang at the time, I thought Erlang was a weak subject, a little shou from Donglai, but I didn't dare to say it. Could it be that he was really a weak subject?

She is a lily lover, but she is also a rotten girl. Well, generally speaking, she is a good-looking dog, and she also likes to watch good-looking bgs.

The two were pretending to be secretly looking at each other and guessing at each other, when they suddenly heard low sobbing in the room.

Daiyu was crying.After sleeping for half the night, when I woke up, I always felt uneasy. I heard crows wailing outside, and I thought that Yao Sanlang would be picked up by the emperor to trap and kill the embroiderer.The more she thought about it, the more frightened she became.

Since ancient times, there is no good death for loyal ministers. Those who are utterly loyal and willing to do anything for the emperor and the country in the history books have no good end.

Moreover, the ministers hate those who have made it to the top without passing the imperial examination the most. No matter whether it is a concubine who has won the emperor's favor with her beauty or monkhood with her tongue, she will inevitably be dubbed a "demon". .In the final analysis, it wasn't that the emperor kicked when he ran out of people. In the past, Wu Zetian condoned cruel officials to kill people indiscriminately. In the end, she turned her face and killed the cruel officials, and gained a reputation of repentance.

The ministers said that the theory of ghosts and gods was nonsense, and at the same time they said that the sky was warning.Now that Yao Sanlang is participating in the court, I am afraid that the ministers will say that he is good when he just finished killing the embroidered clothes envoy, but after a few years there will be discord, and everyone will say that he is bewitching the public. The poisoning of important officials in the inner court is a matter of conclusive evidence. How can he justify it?

Since ancient times, how many people around the emperor can start well and end well?People like Guo Ziyi are extremely rare, and Yao Sanlang is 'outspoken' and 'ignorant of worldly affairs', he dares to say anything in front of anyone regardless of whether others can stand it or not.

Daiyu only felt pain in her heart, and remembered that he was gentle and courteous, he had entered the world of mortals because of his own family affairs, he had to serve the Supreme Emperor and His Majesty, and he had to kill me, and he made amends in every possible way for a momentary slip of the tongue, and tears rolled down immediately.

He used to be free and easy in the world, so he would sleep in and eat every day. With spells in his body, he didn't need to earn money to buy clothes, and he wasn't afraid of starvation.Entering the world of mortals for me, participating in court battles, this deep friendship...

If he encounters an accident in the future and loses his reputation, will it be because of me in the final analysis?

After a good meeting, why did you recruit such a thing?

Daiyu cried silently, turning over and crying with her pillow in her arms, lying on the bed and crying.

Beep... blah blah...

The crying was intermittent, faintly present.

Fourth Sister Wen climbed up with a heartbroken face, ready to go in to comfort her beloved little apprentice, oh oh baby don't cry.

The emperor gently stretched out his hand, quietly grabbed the back of her dress, and pulled it down hard.

Fourth Sister Wen almost fell all over the place, jumped up and nearly beat him up with her fists.

The emperor hurriedly said softly: "Sanlang will go and coax her!"

Fourth Sister Wen raised her fist and thought for a while, then lowered her hand and snorted, then turned her face away and ignored him.

The emperor said impatiently: "That year I asked Donglai to deliver a message to you, did he say it?"

Come to my house to be a cook!Come to the palace to be a cook!

The dishes made by the imperial dining room are nothing new!In order to save money, I can't force the kitchen to research new dishes...

Fourth Sister Wen: "Hmph."

The emperor asked again: "Who are you, Lin Daiyu? What kind of bad things do you want to do by holding the little girl's window at night? Heipang, do you enter the palace at night to steal jade and incense? I heard that you are a Flower picker, which concubine in the palace do you have a good relationship with?"

Fourth Sister Wen glanced at him, and grinned: "I won't tell you about my little dear, wouldn't that hurt her?"

The emperor's face turned dark, and his heart suddenly became suspicious. Could it be that she really has something to do with one of my favorite concubines?

who is it?Is it the queen?Is it the concubine?Or a few other concubines that I don't see often?

Tsk!Oh shit!I can't sleep anymore tonight!Old and new grudges well up in my heart...

Holding a candlestick in his hand, Yao Sanlang was wearing moon-white pajamas and his hair was tied with a ribbon. He volleyed directly from the platform of a bamboo building to the outside of Daiyu's bamboo building.

Gently knocked on the door: "Sister Lin, can I go in?"

The emperor trembled in fright, and hid behind Fourth Sister Wen, poked her, and said softly, "Is Yao Sanlang shining?"

Wen Si was shaking and his mouth was stiff: "In the middle of the night, with loose hair and white clothes, if you don't shine, you will be scared to pee."

The emperor asked: "How can a romantic person like Donglai have a friend like you?"

"...Yes." Lin Daiyu said in a crying voice, "Why are you here?"

Yao Sanlang entered through the wall, just as he saw Daiyu get out of bed and come to open the door for him, the two stopped facing each other, Daiyu was slightly startled: "Ah!"

Yao Sanlang moved half a step aside, put the candle in his hand on the table, and asked softly, "Do you want a handkerchief?"

"...Yes." Daiyu sat on the edge of the bed and continued to cry.

Yao Sanlang scratched his head, watched her cry silently and helplessly, and asked after a while: "Do you want to eat something?"

Daiyu was still weeping silently, feeling in her heart that she was sorry for him, and dragged a beautiful Taoist priest who was originally extraordinary and refined into the mixed officialdom: "Yeah...what?"

Yao Sanlang reached into his pocket, took out a plate, put a piece of cake on it, and said with a dry smile: "Your master is sloppy, a few times I provoked me to break up with her, and she coaxed me by being delicious. Eat something good when it’s bad, and it’ll disappear.”

The emperor gave a thumbs up: "You really can do it!"

"Assignment."

Daiyu chuckled: "Are you a child, so easy to coax."

There are still tears on her face, and the pear blossoms are raining, which is very cute.

Yao Sanlang: "Hey hey hey" silly music.

Daiyu looked at the thick cake, which was more than two inches thick, as well as his thin waist and loose white clothes, and stared at his chest: "You, why do you hide the cake in your bosom? Why can't you see it at all?" ?”

Yao Sanlang smiled and said, "It's just a little spell in my sleeve, if my sister wants to learn it, I'll teach you."

Daiyu turned her head: "I don't want to learn."

"Then you eat cake?"

"If you don't eat at night, you will have a toothache."

Yao Sanlang asked weakly: "Why are you crying?"

Daiyu lowered her eyes and did not answer, the more she looks at the beauties under the lamp, the more she looks more beautiful, Liuye eyebrows, Qiushui Jiantong, Yao nose, and cherry mouth.

Angels are nothing more than that.She was leaning delicately on the big bamboo pole of the bamboo bed, holding the quilt in her hands, her face was a little pale.

Yao Sanlang put the cake on the table, stood up and got closer: "Curl your legs on the bed."

Daiyu followed her words and put her legs on the bed: "What's wrong?"

Yao Sanlang covered her chest with the quilt: "Don't freeze."

Daiyu looked at him, blinked her eyes, and began to cry again.

Yao Sanlang knelt down as soon as his legs softened, and looked up at her while kneeling on the edge of the bed: "My dear sister, why are you crying?"

He counted with his fingers: "I'll kill your family's enemy for you. Although your mother was doomed, you still have time to go back and see her. Your father is not in good health but he still has a few years to live. Your master has been trying to die but Zhuo Donglai and Zhuo Donglai are still alive." I'm protecting her. I said something I shouldn't have said during the day, but I remembered it this time, and I'll definitely change it. Don't talk nonsense, please stop crying..." Gougouyan.

The emperor leaned on the wall and listened, and couldn't help laughing: "The little god is really a lover."

It's very cold outside, so you have to keep listening even if you wrap up your cloak tightly, hahaha it's so interesting hahahaha.The cooled cake will not have such a rich and sweet custard fragrance, but he is hungry, hearing the word cake, he does not feel hungry.

Fourth Sister Wen took out a pack of spicy beef jerky from her bosom, nodded as she ate it: "It's too nasty." However, she looked curious.

As I said before, she only cares about her appearance. When she is handsome and cute, no matter if Lily is gay or heterosexual, she is cute!

To have a broad mind and embrace the world, there will be many cute CPs to watch!

The emperor reached out to grab a handful of beef jerky.

Fourth Sister Wen avoided his hand, took out another bag from her bosom and handed it over: "Wash your hands, don't eat my things."

The emperor opened the oiled paper bag angrily, and a rich, complex, spicy and meaty smell came straight to his face. After eating one, the beef cubes cut into the size of a chess piece tasted very good, oily but not greasy, light After chewing lightly, it was elastic and firm without tiring the teeth. The meaty and spicy flavors were incompatible with each other, bombarding his tongue in turn.Simply put: delicious!

Eating spicy beef jerky and listening to gods talking about love can cure the pain of insomnia.But there should be some wine~

Daiyu was crying and choking, she was not so sensitive anymore, she didn't know that there were two people eavesdropping under the window, so she reached out her hand and tugged him crying: "Brother Sanlang, get up and sit on the edge of the bed."

Yao Sanlang said coquettishly: "No, I won't get up if you still cry."

Daiyu wiped her face: "Okay, I won't cry anymore, get up, I have something to tell you."

Yao Sanlang sat down next to her with a smile: "Good sister, don't worry, I won't talk nonsense until you are old. I don't want you to promise me anything, you still don't understand, hehe, I was too anxious. "

Daiyu blushed and said in a low voice, "I don't know anything. Oh, that's not what I want to tell you."

She pursed her lips: "Brother Sanlang, have you heard my master sing that play?"

Yao Sanlang thought for a while: "Uh, when she's drinking too much with me, she also sings some little songs. They're all funny little tunes. When she's drunk, she sings cough cough. Which one are you talking about?"

Wen Sijie can sing 18 touches from the Northeast version, Xintianyou version, Laoting version, Pingtan version, and Meihu version.

But what Daiyu can hear is definitely not Shibamo.

Daiyu repeated with the talent of never forgetting: "I have seen the jade palace in Jinling, the flowers blooming early in the Qinhuai River, who knows that the ice will disappear easily! Seeing him get up from Zhulou, seeing him banqueting guests, seeing his building collapse It’s gone! This pile of green moss and blue tiles, I have slept in the wind, and I will see the rise and fall of 50 years. The bird clothes lane is not surnamed Wang, the ghosts of Mochou Lake cry at night, and the owls live in Phoenix Terrace. The dream of the residual mountain is the most real, the old environment It’s hard to lose it, if you don’t believe that this map will be changed! Make up a set of "Sad Jiangnan", and sing it sadly until you grow old."

Yao Sanlang: "Tsk, she has never sung such an elegant song to me."

Daiyu asked curiously, "What is that cough?"

Yao Sanlang vetoed several answers, and said in pain: "Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back."

Daiyu was stunned for a moment, covered her face and smiled back and forth: "My master is so funny hahaha~" She laughed for a while, covered her face and said softly, "Brother Sanlang, what are you going to do in the future? "

"After what?"

Daiyu bit her lip: "It's just... after this matter is over, what are your plans?"

Yao Sanlang whispered cautiously: "Good sister, don't be upset, I plan to wait for you to grow up, and go to your house to propose marriage to your father."

The emperor ate happily, and poked her on the back again: "Is there any wine?"

"No."

The emperor said disgustedly: "Then what are you doing here!"

Fourth Sister Wen rolled her eyes: "I brought you meat."

The emperor actually believed it, and asked with a smile: "Donglai asked you to come?"

"……Um."

Daiyu blushed: "I didn't ask this! I mean, do you want to stay in the palace and serve the king?"

Yao Sanlang said: "Well, I didn't think about it. If I marry a wife, I will probably take her back to the mountain to practice, if I don't marry, I will stay." He wrinkled his nose and said viciously: "Work hard. Suppress those who marry my wife."

Daiyu was funny and annoyed: "You are a cultivator, thinking about marrying a wife all day long, won't you delay your practice?"

"Don't delay." Yao Sanlang waved his hand and said, "I belong to the upright faction. Zhang Daoling of Longhu Mountain is still flying up with his wife. Eh?" He leaned over and smiled mischievously: "Are you worried that I'm murderous and lustful again? Will it ruin the practice? How can I be so stupid, killing evil spirits can accumulate merits, and marrying a serious wife is not lustful."

Daiyu hesitated and said in a low voice: "I'm afraid... I'm afraid of being rich and charming. I'm afraid that the birds will hide their bows. If you are just a Taoist or an immortal, I am afraid that the emperor will collapse one day. Someone will tell you The elixir you offered is poisonous, what should I do?"

Top [-] reasons why famous Taoist priests were killed!

Wen Si nodded outside, my apprentice is really smart, hey, I'm also worried that Dong Lai will break up with his best friend one day, well, these two haven't come out yet.There is no such thing as a monarch and his ministers working together for a lifetime. Donglai's actions are all done in secret and are shameful. If the emperor is worried about him one day and thinks he knows too much, everything he did before will be a crime.

Yao Sanlang's face lit up, and he said happily, "Don't worry, I don't know how to make alchemy."

Daiyu said softly: "Then, you were originally a true immortal, but now you have emotions, desires, and murderous intentions. Is no one worried? I'm afraid that some people will talk nonsense that you can give the embroidered clothes to me." If you eat it, you can also give it to...others to eat. Suspected of stealing the axe."

If the emperor listens to it, he will see you as suspicious.

Although Yao Sanlang was very happy, he still patted her hand: "Daiyu, I am very grateful that you think so deeply for me."

He looked at her hands attentively, on one hand he was wearing the head shake from Zhuo Donglai, on the other he was wearing the Lightning Strike Wooden Qiankun ring from himself, and he didn't take it off while sleeping.Wearing a head shaker is for self-defense. After being attacked, she is afraid that she will not be able to sleep well at night, so she wears the Qiankun circle, hehehehaha.

He looked at it and couldn't help laughing: "Hey, but you forgot, why am I?"

"what?"

"People's hearts are moved by nothing more than chasing fame and fortune, or being greedy and jealous. Everyone said, the emperor has treated me very well, and he has given me all the fame and wealth. If you treat me like a gentleman, I will repay you as a gentleman!" These words were purely for the emperor outside the window, and the emperor was indeed very satisfied.

"I live in the palace, and it would be nice to teach the emperor to practice Taoism. Others like fame and wealth, like being sought after by others, and being a guest of other people's house, I don't like it, it's annoying. I know why if someone comes to visit me, it's not to admire me The practice is exquisite, not for the sake of cultivating truth with me, but because the emperor values ​​me, and they follow the trend without thinking, so I don't waste my words with fools."

Daiyu looked at him softly, she really liked such a free and easy person: "Ah, yes."

"As for greed, anger and jealousy, it's others who treat me, can it be me who treats the emperor? He is destined by fate, I don't know? Am I jealous that he has many wives? There is no good in having more wives, it costs money."

The emperor's face turned black, and he bit the beef jerky bitterly.

Fourth Sister Wen: Hehehaha~

Daiyu chuckled, "You're talking nonsense again."

Yao Sanlang said: "My good sister, I know your heart. It is a blessing in my previous life to have a good person like you who can tell me the truth and think about me in this life. It's already. If you keep it sharp, you can't keep it forever. If there is a house full of gold and jade, you can't keep it. If you are rich and proud, you will leave the blame. When you become famous, you will retire, the way of heaven."

Daiyu nodded slightly: "I'm not as thorough as you, I should study the Tao Te Ching carefully."

Yao Sanlang grinned: "I'll teach you~"

"Okay."

The emperor outside the house was afraid that Yao Sanlang would speak a few lines of scriptures, and he would fall asleep here, so he quickly stretched out his hand to pinch Wensi.

Wen Sizheng was being smirked all over his face because of his cuteness, when he was suddenly attacked - the other party was quiet and murderous, and she didn't notice it.

As soon as her arm hurt, she growled: "What are you doing! Are you looking for a cut?"

Daiyu was startled and trembled: "Ah!"

Yao Sanlang is very heartbroken. You just made her happy, but you scare her again!He scolded: "Wensi, you are sick!"

She grabbed a handkerchief next to the bed and rushed out. The handkerchief shook in her hand and turned into a long sword.

Fourth Sister Wen waved her hand and said with a smirk, "Second Dumb~"

I forgot what I read, and I stayed there!

The emperor really wanted to praise her: she is a man!

How dare anyone provoke him!

Does your family know?How did you survive until today?From the east?

"You're looking for a cut!"

Fourth Sister Wen flew back quickly, then floated up, holding the bamboo pole with one hand and stepping on the other foot, her body swayed slightly with the bamboo pole: "What are perverted lolicons doing in my apprentice's room without sleeping in the middle of the night!" Pull the knife out of your boot.

The emperor was very sensitive and hid in a more secluded place.

Yao Sanlang stood in the air, and said with a sneer, "Are you sure? You want to say that a perverted lolita is in your apprentice's room?"

Fourth Sister Wen rolled her eyes and thought for a while: "Damn! Pretend I didn't say anything! Look at the sword!"

Daiyu put on her clothes and got up, stood on the stairs of the bamboo building, smiled softly and said: "Master, stop making trouble!"

The emperor expressed his disillusionment!I thought that a fairy-like girl like Miss Lin would have such an elegant master, but it turned out to be that stupid fat man...Damn it!

He walked along the side of the bamboo building and stood beside Daiyu: "Aren't you afraid?"

Daiyu smiled sweetly and blessed her: "Your Majesty, what am I afraid of? They are just kidding."

The emperor looked at the shadows of swords, lights and swords, and the sound of iron and iron striking each other was like big pearls and small pearls falling on a jade plate. The moves of long swords and short knives were all aimed at the opponent's vital points: "Is this a joke?" He put one in his mouth Beef jerky.

The two were fighting, Fourth Sister Wen swayed, took out something from her arms, threw it away, and went straight to the emperor's face as fast as a flash.

Daiyu jumped up to a height of one meter, caught the paper bag and dropped it back: "Master, you threw it crookedly!"

The emperor watched her jump up suddenly, caught her and fell back, her body was as light as a swallow.

Silently wiped off the cold sweat, pretending to be calm.How did she jump up! !

She didn't throw it crookedly, she deliberately took revenge on me!snort!

Fourth Sister Wen said, "Sorry for the mistake."

Then he threw a bunch of paper bags over.

The emperor really wanted to hide, but he felt that they were all coming for me, there were always people who wanted to harm me.

Unwilling to show weakness, he also reached out to pick it up.

There are two dimples in one state, and the whole body is sick with coquettishness.A little bit of tears, the little girl who is panting slightly can catch it, can't I?

Daiyu, like Avalokitesvara, caught it all, hugged a handful, and said with a smile: "Master, you are so kind!"

He looked up at the emperor again: "Your Majesty, do you want to try it?"

The emperor thought to himself, how did you catch everything?How did I catch two packs?You also know martial arts: "What are they?"

Sitting on the ground, Daiyu opened the bags and introduced: "Crispy meat dregs. Crab roe and broad beans. Plum paste. Nine-made tangerine peel. Dengying beef. Sausage. Spicy crispy rice. Shredded squid. Hawthorn strips. Pork shop. Flower shortcake. "

She opened a package, and the emperor tasted it.At the end of the meal, I hiccupped: "Wen Si came to bring you snacks?"

Well, remember the name and write a note to Donglai next time.Uh huh, I want to ask the people from the Escort Bureau to collect snacks and fine wines from all over the country for me!

Your master is too kind!Since I was a child, no one has ever given me snacks!Only Donglai collected good wine for me from all over the country. He didn't agree with my taste, and none of the delicacies he invited me was really delicious.Lanshou, shiitake mushrooms. _(:3」∠)_

Daiyu pouted: "Yes, but there are no beef cubes."

She licked her lips, but didn't take a bite: "Your Majesty, my master..."

How can I explain that she sneaked into the palace and was caught by the emperor?Tired!

"My master doesn't trust me, her, she ventured into the Forbidden Palace, and please don't punish me, Your Majesty." These words have no foundation, this request is too much.

The emperor rubbed his stomach and ate hawthorn sticks to relieve it: "Which empress in the palace does she have a good relationship with?"

"No." Daiyu blinked her big eyes: "Master has been teaching me in Jiangnan and rarely leaves."

The emperor felt relieved, and said in his heart: Guapi!Scared me!He looked at Daiyu with a smile. The little girl is too mature and thinks too much. She is afraid that Huiji will hurt her. She cries in the middle of the night and stays up worrying that a favored Taoist priest will die well in the future. This is not normal for a little girl to think. thing.He teased Xiao Daiyu: "It's a capital offense for her to enter the Forbidden Palace privately."

Seeing that Daiyu's face turned pale, he raised his head and looked at himself with teary eyes, thinking that Yao Sanlang would be angry if he made him cry again!

Quickly added: "But because she loves her disciples and the snacks are delicious, I will spare her. But these things will be returned to the national treasury!" I will match it with wine tomorrow.

Daiyu smiled sweetly, lowered her eyes again, not looking at his face: "Thank you, Your Majesty."

The emperor was full and in a better mood, thinking that little Lolita was very cute.

Why on earth does Sanlang show a sweet expression every time he is called brother Sanlang?I want to give it a try too: "Brother Erlang."

It's still rattling over there.

After Wen Si threw the snacks out, he didn't care about anything, but happily hid, ran, and was pressed and beaten: "Hahahaha Yao Sanlang! You used to hide from me and didn't fight with me, today you finally got your long-cherished wish. "

Yao Sanlang chased her and beat her up: "You have bullied me for so many years, and today you finally got your revenge! Hahahaha!"

Fourth Sister Wen dodged among the bamboos, swinging back and forth, always narrowly dodging his attacks.

Daiyu didn't care about them, she was a little embarrassed, but she was still very obedient and softly called: "Brother Erlang."

The emperor felt a little dizzy, oh oh oh I saw the little angel, so cute!

"It will be called that from now on! As long as there are no outsiders, it will be called that."

Smart, cute and soft girl!Although I don't know why Yao Sanlang wants to marry her... Anyway, I don't want to marry her, but I am so happy to be called brother!I have several younger sisters, but none are so sweet!Either pampered or rigid, it's annoying.

Daiyu was puzzled, but still agreed: "Okay."

She just wanted to know one thing, whether the emperor was eavesdropping outside just now.

Aww, I said a lot of things I shouldn't have said!Will he be mad at me?So worrying!

The emperor sat there, eating snacks and watching the fight.When she found that the fat circle on Sister Wen's stomach was gone, she suddenly realized that it was not fat, but a snack hidden in her bosom!

Looking carefully, she has a dark face, wearing black clothes, and the clothes are not so tightly packed, grabbing a bamboo pole and throwing herself on another bamboo pole, whistling like a big bat.And San Lang's face was pale, and he was wearing white clothes. He stepped in the air like he was walking on flat ground, chasing her and beating her like a crane.

The emperor looked at it for a while, and felt excited at first, but he didn't see anything when he was an expert watching the doorway, and an amateur was watching the excitement.Just yawned.Dazed by these two people turning around, he was dizzy.

Daiyu also yawned, and sat on the steps lower than the emperor with her face in her hands, a little limp: "I'm so sleepy."

Emperor: "Aren't they tired?" If it were me, I would be tired after running for so long, let alone fighting in the air.

Daiyu yawned: "Your Majesty, yes, brother Erlang, my master is very powerful, once an enemy chased her for thousands of miles, she ran for a day and a night, and paralyzed seven or eight young and strong young men who were good at lightness kung fu. She still had the energy to draw a turtle face for someone, tied it up and sent it back to the Escort Bureau."

The emperor laughed: "Hahahahaha, does your master have many enemies?"

Daiyu tilted her head and thought for a while: "From what my master said, it seems to be quite a lot."

The emperor asked curiously, "What can she teach you?"

Daiyu said embarrassingly, "Teach me martial arts. I was originally very weak, and I started taking medicine when I could eat, but I got better after I had Master."

The emperor blinked: "Is it fed with snacks? Hiccup~"

Daiyu covered her face and snickered: "Yes, the master gave me a lot of delicious food as soon as we met, and I haven't eaten it yet."

The emperor nodded sympathetically, and said to himself: If the Taifu gave me a pack of snacks before giving me a lecture every time, I wouldn't bother him so much.Don’t sit upright, don’t eat if you don’t cut upright, if you have the ability, just swallow it and don’t chew it.If I hadn't seen him when Donglai took me to drink flower wine, I really thought he was a gentleman!snort!

The emperor asked again with concern: "Is she treating you well?"

Daiyu looked at Master with a smile: "It's all right."

"Oh? How are you doing?"

Daiyu told me in detail, Master cooked for me in various ways, taught me how to practice martial arts, and told me many, many stories. At night, I was afraid that she would still sleep with me, so she carefully fed me moves and gave me Tell me allusions from the world, teach me how to deal with emergencies, try my best to teach me martial arts, and ask Uncle Zhuo to teach me secrets.

The emperor nodded while listening, thinking that this master is really good, and asked: "How did you meet such a good master?"

Daiyu then said that her father had found her.

The emperor thought for a while, then nodded: "That's right, Lin Qing once said that he would