[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Although Fourth Sister Wen did not agree to take charge of the imperial dining room, she agreed to teach a few cooks.

While secretly angry: Hmph, Lao Tzu is a well-known figure in martial arts, why should I cook for you here!So what about the emperor!The bastards from the Ministry of Justice and Six Doors have never caught me completely, so why am I afraid of you?

At the same time, she was worried that Daiyu was too worried about her parents, that she would not eat well and sleep well, so she prepared a table with more than a dozen dishes every day.

Daiyu gave her face very much, and she was full every meal.

Sadly, he sealed himself the title of a clean altar envoy in his heart.

Because I ate up everything on every plate, why can I eat so much after practicing martial arts? It's so embarrassing.

Fourth Sister Wen was showing the shredded cabbage to the royal chefs - don't think about it, there is no such dish in the imperial cuisine of any dynasty.

She tore it up with a brush, and heated up a traditional Chinese-style forged round-bottomed cast iron frying pan. She scraped a little lard with a large spoon and threw it into the pan. I threw the cabbage in, only to hear a crackling sound.

Pad it with a wet towel and grab one of the ears.Stir-fry quickly over high heat, stir-fry for about 1 minute, take out the orchid flower, and put in the salt, light soy sauce, and aged vinegar like flying, the sound is still crackling, but it is crisp and accompanied by the smell of burnt fragrance The whole room was full, and then they took the pot and threw the vegetables into the sky and then fell back into the pot.

The vegetables are green and tender, and each piece of cabbage has a soy sauce-colored edge, which is the effect of light soy sauce and mature vinegar.Pick up a piece and throw it in your mouth, all the vegetable juices are locked, and the light salt is wrapped on the outside of the vegetable, showing freshness, sweetness and crispness.

The imperial chefs will be able to read it once, and they will be satisfied with the hundreds of dishes in their hearts that the emperor does not like to eat high soup, slow cooking, repeated cooking, thick oily red sauce, gorgeous and complex, showing knife skills and seasoning to the extreme, but they like this kind of dish. stuff, it's a waste of money.

After the fourth sister Wen finished the demonstration, she clapped her hands and opened the large bowl in the cold water basin next to her, regardless of whether they liked it or not. Inside was a large bowl with freshly boiled fish skin jelly.

The fresh fish skin is scraped off the scales and cut into shreds. These preparations are done by the royal chefs. Fourth Sister Wen always hates handling scales, so she makes pork skin jelly every time.

The imperial chefs can cut the slippery fish skin into hair-thin filaments, and they are still long.She almost fell to her knees.

Heat up the pan, pour a little oil, stir-fry the peppercorns to get the aroma, remove, then add shredded ginger, green onions, and garlic, and stir-fry until the aroma is released, then discard it.

Stir-fry the fish skin until it turns white and curly, add cooking wine, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, pepper, chili powder, salt, sugar, vinegar, add appropriate amount of water and simmer.Cook until the soup thickens, pour it into the container immediately, use chopsticks to draw and pull a few times, and smooth the shredded fish skin inside.

Now cool to form.The slender white and slender fish skin filaments are solidified in the amber jelly, turning in a circle like a whirlpool.

Take a plate and turn it upside down, cut the outer circle into an octagon, and then cut it into eight evenly.

Fourth Sister Wen took some leftovers and tasted it, and it was delicious!tasty!The fish skin jelly is done well, it is dozens of times more delicious than the pig skin jelly!The fish skin, which was cut as thin as a hair, was much better than the one I made in the past. The fish skin was so dry that it collapsed, and I chopped it randomly and threw it into the pot.This time it looks good and delicious.

She admired it in her heart, and her tone became gentler: "This knife is so skillful, how can you cut it so finely?"

The imperial chef has nothing to hide: "It's slippery and hard to cut. It's a bit sticky when you pat it on the flour. Just roll it up again."

"It's amazing!" I give you a thumbs up.

She was aroused and began to ask: "How do you cut the squirrel mandarin fish with a flower knife so that it is almost perfect?"

The imperial chef demonstrated it to her, sliced ​​the fish from both sides, with the tail connected, then cut the flower knife obliquely, wrapped it in flour and fried it in an oil pan, and carefully shaped it into two pieces of fish connected at the end, like a circle.Then pour over the sauce.

Fourth Sister Wen tasted half a fish: "I think the other kind of sauce tastes better, add some ginger juice."

She and a group of imperial chefs have been passionately discussing cooking skills all day long, all kinds of sauces, juices, stir-fried, boiled, fried, steamed, and stewed. Because of cooking too many dishes, all the concubines in the harem Have eaten several new dishes.

She learned a few new tricks from Hong An, subdivided the knife skills, and learned how to carve radishes.

Then I wandered to Bai An's place, learned how to make court lotus cakes, and taught them how to sprinkle seeds.

Happy learning exchange!

During the period, because the Supreme Emperor and the Emperor were worried, the two eunuchs, Duobao and Duofu, came to stroll around. Fourth Sister Wen handed over two pairs of chopsticks with a smile: "Come and taste."

The two tasted it from the beginning to the end with their chopsticks, and their stomachs were full. After returning, they praised Fourth Sister Wen's cooking skills.

All the eunuchs care about is food and money.

All the dishes were sent to the palaces for lunch, and the fish skin jelly was specially for Daiyu, but the Supreme Emperor ate with Yao Sanlang every day, and Yao Zhenren had to eat with Daiyu.

So the dishes originally reserved for Daiyu were shared among the four.

The emperor happened to be there too, and he was very interested in Fourth Sister Wen's cooking skills. Although this woman was annoying, she was indeed talented.

When eating, the dishes on the table are all new dishes. I tried them one by one, and they were all delicious.

My royal chef is trash! _(:3」∠)_

The imperial chefs ate and drank with Sister Wen and complained: "The recipes in the palace are all handed down from the past. If the emperor doesn't open his mouth, who dares to make new dishes? If they don't taste good, they will be punished, and they will be fined for wasting food... How many ornamental dishes do you make for each meal? It's just for fun."

"That's right, the same level of saltiness, sometimes it's just right to eat, sometimes it's too light, and sometimes it's too salty. We know that the taste changes according to the mood, but we can't ask the emperor's mood, and we are confused every day. !"

"I know how to make Hu spicy soup, and it's delicious, but if I dare to eat Hu spicy soup when the emperor eats breakfast, don't wait for the emperor to find it ugly, the manager Duobao will have to mess with us first. Tsk! How can there be so many beautiful and delicious things!"

"Everyone, it's not a big deal to look good and delicious, but also to keep healthy! What's the point of keeping healthy? Light, soft, light and balanced, can it be delicious? I'm a Sichuan cook, and every year the peppers are divided into pieces. I ate it myself."

Fourth Sister Wen was very sad when she heard it: "Everyone can cook any dish, but you can't. This is too inferior!" Wipe away my tears, I am also a good cook, I understand!

While chatting, a maid came over to pick up something, and secretly slipped a note into Fourth Sister Wen's hand.

…………

Since Yao Zhenren is a real immortal, he has to talk about mysteries and wonders.

He is wearing an apricot-yellow Taoist robe, tied with a cow's heart hair, a white jade crown, a moon palace sash around his waist, and a jade pendant hanging down.

Looking at the front, back, left, and right sides of the mirror, I always feel that I am not beautiful enough.

The place where the scriptures are taught is in the imperial garden, surrounded by cloud screens, so that the nobles will not be caught by the wind.

A throne was set up for Yao Zhenren with his back facing the bamboo grove, and a few rows of futons were laid on the opposite side of him.

The time is in the afternoon, because I will be busy with government affairs in the morning!

It was obvious that the five futons in the first row were for the Supreme Emperor, the Concubine, the Emperor and the Empress, and one was given to whoever, maybe it was a noble concubine.The pile of futons in the back are other less favored concubines and the emperor's concubines.

Except for the Supreme Emperor and Yao Zhenren who did not arrive, almost all the rest of the people arrived.

The queen was dressed in a homely dress, a white dress and a red dress, with only two beaded flower hairpins on her head. She was relaxed and casual. She made up her mind and consciously walked to the second futon on the right. The female secretary supported her. Sitting down, he said to the imperial concubine, "Sister, come and sit here."

The imperial concubine came over with a reply.

Duobao stepped forward to stop her: "Imperial Concubine, you sit in the middle of the back row, not here."

The noble concubine raised her brows and was about to get angry, but suppressed her anger again, and said with a half-hearted smile, "Mr. Duobao, whose position is that?"

Duobao smiled and said: "The emperor has ordered, whoever should have it."

The imperial concubine stared at him quietly and asked, "Isn't it your seat?"

The queen smiled: "Sister, don't worry, you'll know in a while."

The imperial concubine lowered her eyes and stared at the ground, thinking that if your seat is taken, you will feel uncomfortable, which little goblin is so overstepping that the emperor asked to take my place.It's not easy to say anything, I can only promise.

Gritting her teeth in her heart, she turned her head and scanned around, all the concubines were present, so who else could it be?

The queen caressed the three precious jades, sat quietly with her eyes closed, and silently recited the Tao Te Ching.

She originally believed in Taoism, and she believed in it when the emperor didn't believe it, but now the emperor suddenly brought a Taoist priest into the palace, eating and sleeping at the same table, she was particularly worried that this was a coquettish slut pretending to be a Taoist priest.

Don't ruin my Taoist reputation, bastard!There are three out of ten people who are alive, and three out of ten people who are dead... You don't want to die!

The emperor was very anxious, seeing Yao Sanlang wearing an apricot-yellow Taoist robe, he immediately asked someone to give Daiyu an apricot-yellow palace attire.Daiyu had changed her clothes at first, and the clothes were brought in by Master this morning, but she had to change her clothes again.

This delayed for a while, and came later than anyone else.When she changed her clothes and was lured out by the grand maid, every woman's eyes were cast on her as soon as she walked around the cloud screen.

What a beautiful girl! --envy!

Ah, it's a little girl—immediately relieved.

Duo Bao stepped forward: "Young lady, this way please. The emperor ordered that you are an outsider, and you don't have to follow the customary etiquette in the palace."

Daiyu didn't feel flattered at all, but calmly replied: "I obey."

I'm so crazy!Why is the emperor so considerate—jealousy!

Outsiders?Taoist nun?Future priests? — Another breath of relief.

The queen was reciting the Tao Te Ching silently for the second time, and she didn't take it seriously after hearing this, and she didn't look back.

Jia Nushi, who was kneeling behind her, bowed slightly and whispered in her ear, "Empress, there are no other futons."

Only the one next to you, in the same row as the emperor.

Only then did the empress move slightly, and she turned her face slowly to see who it was. Seeing that it was a fairy-like little girl, she felt delighted at first sight: "The jade girls in the sky are nothing more than that, come here."

scare!Think of it as a beauty brought by a coquettish slut. Although she is a beauty, she is definitely not bad.

After all, each other is born from the heart.

Lin Daiyu complained in her heart, since she entered the palace, she paid attention to every step, always caring, she didn't want to say a word or take an extra step, lest she would be ridiculed.But the world is unpredictable, I have been rude several times in front of the emperor, the emperor is magnanimous, kind and funny, and doesn't care, but these empresses are definitely not.Several people have already stared at him.

Even if Master is looking at me in the nearby woods, I feel confident, but I know that Master is happily frying and cooking, exchanging cooking skills.

She took a closer look, and the lady who was talking to her looked like she was in her 20s, beautiful and dignified, her skin was as white as jade, without makeup, she was beautiful, and she was wearing plain clothes, just like Guanyin.The concubines in the back are heavily made up and full of jewels.

Knowing that this is the queen, the maid said just now that the queen is the most elegant, gentle and beautiful in the palace, and the other concubines are not as good as her.

Then he walked over and gave a blessing: "My daughter pays homage to the empress."

The queen took her hand with a smile, and took a closer look. She was a gentle and shy little girl, like a soft jade, with downcast eyes, a little embarrassed, but she didn't have the unrecognizable appearance of an official's daughter with her bound hands and feet or heavy makeup. No makeup or powder was applied on the face, only the crescent eyebrows were painted lightly, the skin was as white as jade, and the face was full of cleverness and beauty.

Can't help but love her: "Daiyu, right? How old are you?"

"Go back to empress, I'm six years old." Daiyu was still a little surprised how the queen knew her name, and after thinking about it, such a beautiful queen must be very affectionate with the emperor, so naturally the emperor said it.

The queen laughed and said, "Didn't you hear what Cai Duobao said just now? You don't need to follow the customary etiquette. Sit down."

After Daiyu read the Book of Rites, her eyes turned to the end.

But the queen pulled her and pointed to the futon beside her: "Sit here."

"This……"

"I am the empress, if I tell you to sit, you will sit." The empress said, "I love you very much when I see you. If only I had such a daughter."

Daiyu was really a little happy in her heart, I am cute now~ I sat down after thanking my seat.

Duo Bao just leaned over and complimented with a smile: "Your Majesty and the Emperor really have a good understanding, this position is specially ordered by the Emperor to be reserved for the girl."

Daiyu pursed her lips and smiled: "Thank you, Your Majesty."

The queen is still holding her hand, which is soft and tender, slender and more beautiful than jade carvings: "An ordinary little girl can't suppress the apricot color, and she is always overwhelmed by her clothes. She looks listless, but you are so colorful .In another day you will dress like me, white clothes and red dress, this is the best look."

Later, the concubines were about to cry, they all knew that white clothes and red dresses looked good, and it was the empress who looked good in them!Walking through it in private, looking in the mirror is okay, thinking about the appearance of the queen is like imitating someone else!

Jia Nushi was still kneeling behind the queen, silently listening to the queen talking to the girl.

Daiyu laughed and said, "Your Majesty looks good in everything she wears. Fortunately, I am young, so I can pretend to be the jade girl next to Guanyin in front of my Majesty."

It was originally a compliment, but she suddenly remembered that Brother Hou said that Guanyin said "I will never have a husband", so please don't read Journey to the West!

The Queen covered her mouth with a smile and said, "You..."

She wanted to ask whose family you are a child of, but she also thought that there would be a bunch of concubines in the future, and they might not be someone's eyes and ears, so she asked, "Have you read the Tao Te Ching?"

Daiyu said with some embarrassment, "Really Yao told me about it."

Last night I said I wanted to learn the Tao Te Ching, and he promised to teach me.God! !This morning when I just woke up for morning exercises, he started talking next to me!Talked for two full hours!

The queen's eyes lit up: "How well did he speak?" Is he a serious Taoist priest?Can a young and beautiful Taoist priest be a serious Taoist priest?

Daiyu nodded without hesitation: "It's very well said!" Then she whispered cutely: "There are a lot of places I didn't understand."

The queen was so cute that she wanted to laugh: "I didn't understand something, I will tell you."

Daiyu said: "Know the world without going out, and see the way of heaven without peeping. This is difficult to understand. It is impossible to know the world without going out. I have read many books, but only by seeing it with my own eyes can I know the wonders of the world. How beautiful, although the poems describe it vividly, it is better to see it with your own eyes. The ancients also said that reading thousands of books and traveling thousands of miles, even Taoist priests still travel in the clouds."

The Imperial Court also has a Gemyu Department. My master has traveled all over the world to know so many things and cook so many delicious things.If you don't go out, you don't know the world, and you think you know the world.

The queen nodded and said: "Well said. If you don't understand it, you don't need to understand it. Even though I said so, didn't I go out of Hangu Pass?

Road to Road, very Avenue.The realm of a sage is just like the scenery. Even if it is well written, it is not as clear as experiencing it personally.Reading the Bible is just a glimpse of the leopard. "

Seeing Daiyu's troubled face, she touched her hand with a smile: "Cultivating Taoism is a lifetime thing, you are still a child, don't rush it for a while. If you don't understand it, you don't understand it. Don't you have nothing to eat if you don't understand it? "

Daiyu pursed her lips and smiled: "Your Majesty taught me that."

The queen slightly rolled up her cuffs, held her hand to look at the pair of brown-red wooden rings that surrounded each other: "What is this?"

Daiyu blushed slightly: "Qian Kun circle."

The queen asked suspiciously, "Nezha's?"

She stretched out her hand to touch it, and it was smooth and warm. It didn't look like wood, but rather made of warm jade.

There are all kinds of treasures in the palace, the better the wood, the heavier and colder it is, this wood is rare at that time, it looks hard, but it is light and hot.

Daiyu smiled sweetly: "It's a magic weapon of Taoism. It's also called the mysterious ring of cause and effect, which means endless life and yin and yang cycle back and forth."

The queen really wanted to: "Where did this come from? The material is really extraordinary."

Daiyu blushed even more, and said softly, "It was given to me by Yao Zhenren."

She said in her heart, if anything else, I should really give it to the queen, the queen is so gentle and amiable...

But this thing was given to me by brother Sanlang, and he said it was his magic weapon for protection, so it is not appropriate to send it in.

The queen couldn't ask for it anymore, so she held her hand and looked at it carefully for a while, then said, "Yuanchun, can you see clearly?"

Jia Nushi said in a low voice, "Your Majesty, you can see clearly."

The queen said: "I like this mysterious ring of karma, it's really interesting, you go back and draw a map, and ask someone to make a few pairs."

Jia Nushi said: "Yes. Madam, do you want gold, or a pair of jade carvings?"

The queen said: "I also want wood, light and warm hard wood."

They also explored the principle that one produces two, two produces three, and three produces all things.

The Tao Te Ching and the Qing Jing Jing were discussed in depth. The queen is from the inner alchemy school, and she breathes and breathes inner alchemy at night when the emperor is not here.

Hearing that Daiyu was just practicing qi, she began to praise the inner alchemy school!Those who take drugs are prone to die, those who practice qi cannot achieve positive results in the end, and ordinary people who don't practice anything are stupid and deserve it.

The Supreme Emperor and the Emperor also held Yao Zhenren's hand, and said earnestly: "Be careful when preaching the scriptures!"

"Try to be as easy as possible!"

"Don't put everyone to sleep!"

"Good guy, when Lin Daiyu was practicing martial arts this morning, I just woke up and came to see you, and when I heard you preaching, I fell on the bed and slept until the sun was high before waking up."

"Father, it doesn't matter if you get up late. Fortunately, I got up early for the sake of going to court. If I walk a step late, I will be delayed."

Yao Zhenren was originally good-tempered, but now his face was dark, and he gritted his teeth: "What's wrong with my lecture!"

"It's okay to preach the scriptures, but it's wrong for you to spread sleepy bugs while preaching the scriptures!"

Yao Zhenren was so angry that he jumped, and suddenly remembered the pornographic piece "The Emperor's New Clothes" that Wen Sijie had said, and smiled: "Well, people who are destined to be immortal, smart and wise will not fall asleep. I am Dao The truth is different from ordinary nonsense."

He remembered the song Fourth Sister Wen had sung: two idiots, two idiots, having a lot of fun, having a lot of fun, one has no brains, the other has no brains, how strange, how strange.

By the way, get angry, why did you sing such a good song to Daiyu, just sing this to me! !

The Supreme Emperor and the Emperor looked at each other, a little suspicious, but felt very credible. It seems that he didn't say it before because he was afraid that we would lose face.He gave up in shame.

The Supreme Emperor drank a pot of thick rock tea, and chewed two pieces of ginger for fear of falling asleep in public.

The emperor grabbed the nine-made tangerine peel sent by Fourth Sister Wen last night and kicked it in his sleeves, and ate it when he was sleepy. The sweet and sour taste was very refreshing.

The three of them went to the lecture place together, before they arrived, they heard the voice of the Empress and Daiyu talking mysteriously, the words were very mysterious, mixed with laughter like silver bells, it seemed very happy.

The emperor stretched out his hand and grabbed Yao Sanlang, approaching him: "Brother Sanlang, do you have any spells to keep me from falling asleep?"

Yao Sanlang comforted: "Your Majesty is smarter than everyone else. By the time you are about to fall asleep, others will already be asleep."

The Supreme Emperor was very happy when he heard this. His concubines are all women with big breasts and no brains, so they must fall asleep quickly.

The emperor covered his face: "No, you don't know, the queen is a very religious woman, and she will definitely last a while before falling asleep...she will make fun of me."

Yao Sanlang thought for a while: "Try to turn a deaf ear to what I'm talking about and recite other things in your heart. If you don't listen to it, you won't fall asleep."

The four of them (and Duofu) walked around the cloud screen, and Yao Sanlang immediately saw Daiyu wearing an apricot yellow palace dress, sitting on the futon, smiling sweetly, and the depression in his heart was swept away.

Oops, I wear the same color as her, what a coincidence!

The concubines all stood up to greet the ceremony, without the support of the maids, they couldn't get up for a while, but Daiyu kindly helped the queen to get up.

"Exemption."*2.

The Supreme Emperor wore a moon-white Taoist robe, and pretended to hold a dust whisk in his hand: "Really Yao is invited to give a lecture."

Yao Zhenren's Bai Yu seemed to have a smile on his face, but this was a smile that was not a smile: "Friends, please."

The Supreme Emperor held his face in his heart: oh oh he called me fellow daoist, so happy~ The little god called me fellow daoist~

The emperor said in his heart: I want you to call me father-in-law, but I think it's more cute to call Daiyu 'Brother Erlang', but not so cute to call him 'Father Huang'.

The concubines were dumbfounded, especially the concubines, who guarded the bad old man all day... Although the bad old man looks good these days by detoxifying, beautifying, removing age spots, lifting the skin and slimming down, he is not as tender as this fourteen or five-year-old fairy The young man.

The queen originally waited for Zhenren Yao with a mentality of "I must be a liar like Luan Da. Fortunately, I don't have a daughter. Is Lin Daiyu deceived? She is so innocent and cute", because according to legend, Zhenren Yao is young and beautiful. , like Dong Xian.

Now when I see a real person, I feel relieved, a person with such a fairy temperament will not be female, so I sit back quietly and prepare to listen to the scriptures.

Yao Zhenren sat down on a chair, and quietly waited for the two to take their seats.

The Supreme Emperor sat second from the left, facing Yao Zhenren.Aifei and son beside her.

The emperor was in the middle, and smiled at the queen.

Yao Zhenren recited a section of the Golden Light Mantra without any nonsense, and when he reached the last three lines, he suddenly remembered: Oh, oh, I need to show it in front of Sister Lin.

The fingers moved slightly.

The golden light descended from the sky, and everyone seemed to hear the music of heaven in their ears, which was very elegant and graceful.

Following the "Golden Light Appears Quickly. It Covers and Protects the Real Man. It is as urgent as a law." After the recitation, the golden light suddenly went to the sky.

Everyone felt that their bodies were lightened, and the uncomfortable parts of their bodies were healed, and they looked at Yao Zhenren's face in a daze.

A layer of golden light shrouded his body faintly. Although it was not dazzling, it was so foggy that others could not see his appearance clearly.

The more sacred and beautiful it is, the more impulse people have to worship than the gods in view.

The concubines shouted in a low voice: "This is really a god, my waist doesn't hurt anymore!"

"No, my leg doesn't hurt anymore."

"The gods bless me to have a son and a half daughter."

Yao Zhenren nodded with a smile, turned a deaf ear to the request for a son, and began to talk about "Dong Yuanzi Neidan Jue".

In less than a cup of tea, the concubine and concubines all fell into a doze.

The Taishang Emperor pinched his thigh and tried his best to hold on: Strange, I can understand every word, why can't I understand it together?

I tried my best to pour it into my ears, and after listening for a while, I actually had some inexplicable feelings.

The emperor stuffed nine tangerine peels into his mouth, thinking in his heart: Donglai wants to help me kill all the embroidered clothes envoys, and then what will happen to their henchmen?Take it apart and go everywhere!

If Dong Lai really likes Fourth Sister Wen, I will give them a marriage, that would be great, but Dong Lai is too skinny, marrying a cook will definitely eat well.

Although Wen Si is stupid, Dong Lai is already smart enough to go out of ten people, and he doesn't need a smart wife.

But Wen Si owed a beating too much, if it wasn't for others not being able to beat her, she would have been beaten to death long ago.

How is it that a person like her is so lucky to know such a smart and powerful friend as Dong Lai, a real god like Yao Zhenren, and a good apprentice who is smart, elegant and outstanding?

Why is she so lucky?I'm so jealous!

After Donglai killed all the embroidered clothes envoys, ah, what Daiyu said was right, the officials dared to talk nonsense without any scruples, I have to forcefully suppress them!

What kind of official position should Donglai be given?How about I ask him to form an organization similar to the Embroiderer?Jin Yiwei?

Forget it, when he is in his hands, he must be loyal to the emperor. When he and I are old, Jin Yiwei may not be reliable when my son is in power!It was also reliable when Gaozu created the Embroidered Clothes Envoy.

He tried his best to fill his mind with all kinds of distracting thoughts.Steal an eye to the side.

The Queen listened with a smile on her face.

Looking at Daiyu through the empress, she didn't know how to play with the circle of heaven and earth on her wrist.

Tsk! _(:3」∠)_!

Yao Sanlang, why don't you talk about something as simple and easy to understand as the Taishang Induction Chapter or the Qingjing Sutra?

The spies sent by the embroidered clothes envoys were all told to fall asleep before they could write down how much you are favored by me!

What a shame!Tomorrow, I will call all the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, princes, princes and other nobles to listen to your lectures, and I want to see them sleep in a row!I want to tell them in advance that idiots will fall asleep listening to Yao Zhenren's lectures!

The emperor looked back secretly, Li Concubine fell asleep leaning on the shoulder of Concubine Liu whom she hated the most, Concubine Wang nestled into a shrimp, Concubine Zhao passed out on the ground, and Concubine Liu lay on top of her whistling.

Can't help but want to laugh.

Yao Zhenren also stopped, and said calmly: "Tell those who are asleep to go back to the palace to sleep."

Fourth Sister Wen had just received a note, and it was Brother Zhuo who told her to go back. Before she left the palace, she slipped over to take a look, and saw that the concubines all slept in the same place as the Spring Festival travel festival, or were stranded at the train station.He smiled and ran away, walked a few steps and turned around, saw Yao Zhenren and Daiyu turning their heads to look over together, tsk, Yao Zhenren is so handsome that his legs are weak.

The queen was not sleepy at all: "Listening to the real person's sermon is like drenching nectar, and the confusion for many years suddenly became clear. Thank you, the real person for pointing out the maze." She even stood up and bowed, her legs were a little numb when she was absorbed in listening - it was Daiyu who helped her .

Yao Zhenren stood up and said: "The empress has a share in the immortality, and her morality is not shallow, and she dare not be a poor one."

The spy of the embroiderer just woke up, shook his head and blinked hard, pinched his thigh, hissed in pain, and when he woke up, he saw the queen salute.

When I go back, I can’t say that I fell asleep. The report said that when Yao Zhenren was preaching, a golden light fell from the sky, and the queen even saluted him as a thank you.

The concubines were all woken up, looking at the beautiful Taoist priest who is rare in the sky and unparalleled in the earth in shame.

When I saw him, I was ashamed of myself, alas, this man is so beautiful.

They went back to the palace one after another to freshen up and dress up. Some of them had their foundation all over their bodies, some had their hair messed up while sleeping, some had hairpins crushed on others, and their faces were smeared with makeup.

The emperor was very happy, and he leaned closer and said, "You can just teach the embroidered clothes envoys, put them to sleep, and ask Donglai to send people to wear their lute bones, and send them to the execution ground to expose the canonical punishment. How can it be used?" medicine."

A smart person like me can't do it, let alone those stupid embroiderers?It's great that you don't put poison and don't put people off guard!

The Supreme Emperor pulled him away: "Go away, you mortal. Saburo~ Do you think I can become a fairy?"

Yao Zhenren blinked cleverly: "I'll meet you later, and I'll answer you."

The Taishanghuang automatically filled his brain with a series of answers about the reunion in Tiangong in the future and the subsequent answers, but happily walked away in circles.

Yao Sanlang: "Erlang, you are right."

The emperor said happily: "That's right, sister Lin is right, don't let you be contaminated with killing. Well, you have to discuss it with Donglai."

Yao Sanlang wrinkled his face into a bun: "You also call her Sister Lin?"

The emperor thought, are you jealous?no?

I really like her...not like you want to marry her!

But it was interesting to see the gods jealous, so he teased him again: "When she called me Brother Erlang, my heart felt warm."

Yao Sanlang's face was darkened, and he couldn't say anything, after all, based on his name... Who am I to Miss Lin?Her master's friend?Her admirer?But this annoying guy in front of her is her father's immediate boss.

He held back angrily for a long time: "Huh!" Then he flung his sleeves and ran away.

He ran over to find Sister Lin, and didn't care that Sister Lin was drinking tea with the queen, with a smile all over her face: "Sister Lin, did I speak well?"

The queen was taken aback by the fairy with a sudden change in painting style, and almost put the teacup on her face.

Daiyu's pretty face was blushing, she pursed her lips and said helplessly, "Okay."

The queen looked back and forth between the two of them, blinked, and smiled bewilderedly.

The emperor came to pull her away, and whispered in his ear: "Yao Sanlang likes sister Lin so much that he is going to be his servant. I don't know much about sister Lin's love affair, but I like Sanlang very much, but I think Saburo will be able to succeed if he sticks to it for a few more years."

The queen didn't quite believe it: "Is it possible? I haven't thought about it since I'm six years old. I'm afraid I really don't like it."

When I was six years old, I wanted to marry Brother Erlang.

The emperor chuckled: "You don't know how attentive he is! Let me tell you, he prepares face wash, mouthwash, and early morning bamboo juice for her in the morning, and then helps her comb her hair. When Miss Lin is going to practice martial arts , he waited for the advice, and if she didn't want it, he would prepare a towel to wipe off his sweat, and he would pass the time by preaching the Tao Te Ching next to Miss Lin in case she was bored."

The queen was dumbfounded: "Really!"

The emperor said: "What is this? Her master is the newly appointed head of the imperial dining room. Today's food is delicious, right?"

"Delicious. Her master is a cook?"

The emperor waved his hand, took her hand and walked away, gossiping slowly: "Her master is a well-known figure in the world, especially good at killing and making enemies. After taking Miss Lin as an apprentice, she didn't go there, three times a day Meals and snacks were cooked by myself, and I also told a lot of stories. The coach Wu, who was in charge, told about the various conditions of the world.

No, for the sake of the apprentice's life, he introduced Yao Sanlang to her, tsk. "

The queen was very moved: "Why don't I have such a good master."

The emperor said: "What?"

The queen hurriedly added: "He is good at cooking and tells stories. Oh, she also practices martial arts? The hands of girls who practice martial arts can still be so white, tender and soft? It's unbelievable."

The queen liked Daiyu very much.

Cute loli, extremely beautiful, she is anxious to have a baby, seeing Daiyu is like seeing her future little princess.

And she is the girl that the little fairy loves.Apart from the fact that Little Fairy is a lolicon, she is neither jealous nor has a sense of crisis.

The two gossiped all the way, and the emperor finally woke up.

Yawn~ Zhenren Yao is really good at lecturing. Last time I slept so well, I still listened to Taifu's lectures.

On the other hand, Fourth Sister Wen doesn't really like to climb over the wall from the palace in broad daylight. Fortunately, she spotted a place that few people go to - Lenggong!Hahaha~

She climbed over the wall and went out, dodging all the way, choosing a secluded place to go, but she still passed through several houses, causing a few screams.Then he arrived outside Zhuo Donglai's mansion, as usual, he was too lazy to detour to the main entrance, and climbed over the wall to enter.

A few masters hiding in the dark jumped out to stop the uninvited guest, but when they saw clearly that it was her, they hid back speechlessly.

Fourth Sister Wen flew like lightning and shouted, "Brother! I heard that my disciple was seriously injured? Did my grandson bring him back to Beijing?"

It's one of Murong Mudan and Xiang Baozi, because the other No. 1.2.5, [-], and [-] apprentices are staying safely in the capital!

This is strange, isn't the grandson just snatched by the apprentice?Subdued so quickly?Brother, you scolded me just because my apprentice pretended to be my name and robbed me. Are you going to scold me again this time?The apprentice is a girl from the Xue family of the imperial merchant!The Xue family of the imperial merchant is now down and out, and there is only an empty name left, not responsible for the practical affairs of the imperial merchant, but is this a girl with business talent?