[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu
Chapter 51
To the emperor's surprise, Yao Sanlang didn't speak the scriptures, and the stupid ministers didn't fall asleep very quickly. They were very energetic, big and energetic, and stared at Yao Zhenren with bright eyes. A feeling of being shocked by its beauty.
Three blue veins popped up on the emperor's forehead, and he gritted his teeth with hatred in his heart: All civil and military men in the dynasty are all lustful!Yao Sanlang's beauty took up all his energy, why didn't he start lecturing, and sit here pretending to be a wolf with a big tail!
Sister Lin didn't come here, you just need to dress up in a fairy style, why are you so white and beautiful!I heard the report from the palace lady that the queen asked her to sleep with her last night, and the two of them talked about Tao Te Ching and shortbread all night.Tsk!
Yao Sanlang sat on the high platform and waited, waited, waited for the light and waited for the light~
He seemed to be about to speak, and seemed to be waiting for everyone's hearts to calm down.
The ministers stared at him dazzledly, and decided to write poems to make him famous after returning home. Seeing such a beautiful young man, how can they not write "Look at the blue sky with your glass up and your eyes, as bright as a jade tree before the wind." ' Such a good sentence?
Suddenly he thought of the legendary Song Yu, thinking that even Song Yu, who was so gorgeous, was worse than Yao Sanlang.
There is a large open space in the imperial garden, which was originally used for singing and dancing performances at the banquet. The floor is paved with blue bricks, and the red carpet is evenly spread on the top.Now the civil and military officials are sitting in this place, looking up at the beautiful gods.
But after all, it is a garden, next to which there are layers of woods, densely blooming flower beds, and an anise-shaped agarwood pavilion with veils hanging down.
The empress had originally agreed with the emperor not to come, but she really wanted to listen to Yao Zhenren's lecture, so she put down all the veils on the Chenxiang Pavilion tomorrow, and led people to the Chenxiang Pavilion around the path.
The queen pushed aside the veil slightly, held up the binoculars to look at Yao Zhenren, turned to Daiyu and said, "Why do I think Yao Zhenren looks better today, he is more immortal in light blue clothes than in apricot yellow robes."
Daiyu also came over to have a look: "Well, it really is."
This morning, she got the white gauze dress and the scarlet woven gold skirt that the needleworker rushed to work on. They were almost exactly the same as the one worn by the empress, except that the size was smaller.
"Ah! Immortal!! I have finally found Nong!! My dear father!!" A black, short, fat man who spoke Southern dialect with a round belly got out of the crowd of fifth-rank officials, and rushed to In front, crying loudly and running to the front with exaggerated tears, fell to his knees with a plop, and slid forward for more than a meter: "Awww! Immortal!! My savior!! My God!! Me!! Me! "A big old man knelt down on the ground, choked up crying unspeakably, how miserable and touching it is!
The officials were admiring Ruyu's beauty, and were disturbed by this short fat man, and a little frightened, all of them glared unhappily at him.
But seeing him mercilessly kneel and slide on the ground for more than one meter with royal blue makeup satin, on the one hand, he knew that this person was rich and powerful, and on the other hand, he felt sorry for the good clothes.
For many people, makeup satin is so rare and rare, it is used for wiping foreheads and purses.
The queen was startled, and patted her chest: "Who is this person? How did he get into the palace?"
Yao Zhenren was a little startled, staring at the short fat man kneeling on the ground crying loudly while beating the ground, he said to himself: Fourth sister is really dedicated!I could hear the bang when she knelt down!She has always taken pleasure in bullying me, but today she is willing to kneel down and cry to me.
The emperor put on a surprised look, and said to the left and right: "Go and help him up, and ask who he is."
No wonder Dong Lai tweeted that the fourth sister would play this role, and insisted that I bring out the most expensive dress. She acted so well that I almost didn't recognize her...in fact, I don't recognize her now, just Remembered the plan.
The left and right guards twisted the short fat man's arms in the past, dragged him mercilessly in front of the emperor, and scolded: "Don't lose your dignity!"
The short fat man knelt in front of the emperor at three meters five, kowtowed to the emperor again and again, crying so hard that he couldn't speak, and then took out a handkerchief to blow his nose.
Fourth Sister Wen said in her heart: The knee hurts, it hurts... I didn't dare to put on too thick knee pads for fear of being seen, and now I'm stunned!cry cry.
The guard stretched out his foot and kicked him duangly, and then scolded: "Who are you, why did you sneak into the palace? Tell me!"
He was not wearing a court uniform, so he could tell that he was not a minister, because all the civil and military officials were dragged by the emperor to listen to scriptures before they came to court.
The short fat man kowtowed again and again, crying with snot and tears: "The emperor forgives my sin! My name is Jiang Da, and I donated a Dragon Guard Captain the year before last."
Daiyu originally thought: Why didn't Master come to see me last night?Is it because it is inconvenient for her to come in the Queen's Palace?That's impossible, my master won't shy away from it.Is something wrong with her?For example, did the embroiderer attack her?no no no!
When she saw this short and fat man, how did she feel that this man looked like a master, and his face might be disguised. The master said it before, so what about his figure?Shorter than Master, shorter neck than Master, fatter than Master, hunchback than Master.
The corners of the emperor's eyes twitched slightly. He had always disapproved of buying and selling official positions, but the ministers were always doing it, and he couldn't figure it out, so he could only try to stop it.I know there is such a thing as buying and selling officials, but you can't tell me in front of me openly!
He was about to ask.
The servant of the Ministry of Rites, who was impressed by Yao Zhenren's beauty and temperament, asked: "You just called Yao Zhenxian a god, and you cried so miserably, why?"
Jiang Dapang looked back at Yao Zhenren very gratefully, and said: "The gods once saved the lives of my whole family, but I have no way to repay them. I have been thinking about my benefactor all these years, and today I came to watch the fun with my friends from the Dragon Guard. I didn’t expect to meet the immortal benefactor.”
His eyes were full of excitement, excitement, and ecstasy, the fat on his face was trembling, and he didn't feel any pain even though he had scratched his forehead. This emotion was very contagious and aroused the curiosity of many people.
The emperor began to have doubts in his heart, and asked suspiciously: "You just said... Yao Zhenren saved the lives of your whole family?"
"Yes Yes!"
The queen patted her thigh: "Okay, I knew that a god with such a face must like to help the world and save people."
Daiyu rubbed her leg silently, the queen patted it crookedly...
The queen also said to her: "Don't think he's weird when he's pestering you, but he's really a good person in private." Maybe it's because of too much affection that messed up his hands and feet, so I'll ask the emperor to persuade him another day.
Yao Zhenren was walking down from the high platform, stepping on the air as if walking on flat ground, and walked down the 1.5-meter high platform.
The crowd screamed and exclaimed one after another.
The queen suppressed her screams, and jumped up and down excitedly: "Oh my God!! Driving the clouds!!! God!!!"
Daiyu looked calm, she is a very knowledgeable person.
The queen found that she was too calm, and asked her gossipingly: "Have you seen him ride the clouds? Oh my god, that's amazing!"
The emperor liked the way he showed off, and asked with a smile: "Little God, do you remember this?"
Yao Zhenren didn't talk to him, but walked over, his clothes fluttered as he walked, as if there were clouds and clouds beside him.
Daiyu said, "I..." How can I say it, haven't I seen it?That's not right, did you say you've seen it?
The empress will definitely ask me when I met, then I have to say that he came to save me when I was attacked that day, Master hugged me, and he floated beside me and looked at me with concern.
The queen waved her hand: "Don't talk, listen to what he has to say."
The officials watched a beautiful woman walking slowly, and couldn't help but hold their breath, fearing that they would be so abrupt, they all got up from the futons, stood and looked at him with their necks stretched out.It is extremely beautiful from a distance, and even more so when viewed up close. The face is like powder, and the lips are like grease;
A natural charm, all in the eyebrows; all kinds of emotions in my life, all piled up in the corners of the eyes.
The queen silently covered her chest: "God, if I can give birth to such a beautiful son and a beautiful daughter like you, then this life is enough." Silently holding Daiyu's little hand, rubbing it.
Daiyu's cheeks were slightly red, and she said softly: "Your Majesty will surely fulfill your wish."
The Queen pursed her lips and smiled, her little heart was pounding, and she asked softly, "Is Master Yao seeking Ziling?"
Daiyu's face was flushed, after all, for a girl who has not left the cabinet, the topic of seeking a child is too shy: "I don't know."
The queen squeezed her hand, smiled and said, "Ask for me, okay~"
Daiyu nodded, and said to herself that if I can work well, I also want my mother to give me a younger brother, and both my parents want it.Thinking of this, she suddenly realized, why didn't I ask him earlier, it's just that my mother is in a coma due to poisoning... I don't know if it can be done.
Yao Zhenren stood in front of the fat man who was smirking with tears on his face and looked at him for a while, with a blank expression on his face: "Pin Dao doesn't remember you."
Fourth Sister Wen, you fat man worked so hard, you actually kowtowed to me!Pindao always feels that you will take revenge on me tomorrow.
You actually knocked it down without any resistance! #Actor's self-cultivation#
Jiang Da (the Fourth Sister Wen) immediately showed pitiful dog eyes, as if she was about to cry, and hurriedly argued: "You saved me more than ten years ago, when I was being chased for debts, I was kidnapped Two arms, you added them to me."
The flesh on his face trembled slightly, as if recalling the pain and humiliation at that time.
All the ministers shouted!The focus is not on whether Yao Zhenren can really regenerate a severed limb, the focus is on ten years ago?
Yao Zhenren is only fourteen or fifteen years old now!Huh?Could it be that he really has a way to cultivate the truth and can not look old?
Ask for the beauty technique!It doesn't matter if I learn or not, let my wife learn!
Also: Long Jinwei's quality is getting worse and worse!What the heck!Anything can be a dragon captain, right?
Dude who sells officials, take care of yourself, how can such a black and fat man make up for the vacancy?It's embarrassing to say it!
At least find someone with a long, crew cut face to sell the official position!Take a look at the Forbidden Captain Long around, how can they be so ugly!
Yao Sanlang showed a suddenly realized expression, as if he remembered something: "You..."
Is the look of pain and humiliation on your face from kowtowing to me?I don't care, if you want to beat me...
You can beat me if Daiyu is not around, but if Daiyu is around, you will never touch me.
Jiang Da squeezed his face with both hands, squeezed it into a strip, and squeezed out the mouth of a goldfish: "I was as skinny as a little chicken at that time, and you beat me up, God, and told me to be a good person in the future, serve my parents, and do good things." A little honest business."
After saying this, he still didn't let go, not only his face was deformed, but even his voice was muffled.
Seeing his ugliness, all the ministers couldn't help saying: Hahahaha.
Yao Sanlang couldn't help laughing: "Ha, I remembered, I was skinny back then, but now I'm fat."
He was a little puzzled again: "But Pindao didn't save your family, why do you say that Pindao is your savior? It's not a good thing to exaggerate."
I just want to know how much Zhuo Donglai gave you to make you perform so hard, it's too hard!
Jiang Da climbed a few steps forward, stretched out his hand to hug his leg, but withdrew his hand full of awe: "Our village heard that I was arrested and cut off my arm, and my fiancée's family, who was married to my belly, made a fuss to come and leave. Honey, my father died early, and my old mother raised me alone, and I was ignorant and misbehaving when I was young... My old mother was hit hard and was forced to hang herself."
Yao Sanlang said with great compassion: "Ah!"
Your book is so well written, so touching, it makes me feel like I really did such a good thing.
The queen was already sobbing and crying: "It's so miserable!"
Daiyu imitated her master and Yao Sanlang and passed her handkerchief: "Ma'am, don't cry in a hurry, listen later." Tsk, this accent is like my master, although the voice sounds like a man, but the accent is like my master, very similar .
"Hmm..." The queen continued to listen with teary eyes.
Jiang Da said with tears in his eyes: "Thanks to the gods, you saved me, you helped me put on my arms, and you told me to serve my parents and be a good person. When I ran home, I was still in time to save my old lady. So, god, you Saved me alone, and saved my old lady."
The script that my brother gave me... is too much in the style of traditional Chinese folk tales.
The queen heaved a sigh of relief happily: "It's good that the prodigal son won't change his money back."
Zhenren Yao waved his hand, and said calmly, "It's because her life is not over, so she shouldn't die."
All the ministers praised: high moral integrity!Don't take credit for it!Really fairy!
Jiang Da didn't dare to refute: "Yes! Yes! What you said is true!"
He suddenly blushed, a little embarrassed.
"What else?" asked the emperor.
I just want to know how bullshit you guys are!
Who wrote this book?East?Is it really from the east?Would he write such absurd and uninhibited things?
Jiang Da said embarrassingly: "My father-in-law saw that I came home with arms, so he didn't make a fuss about retiring. I just married a daughter-in-law and gave birth to two children."
The queen pulled her handkerchief silently: Such an ugly, bad-mannered and impolite fat man gave birth to two babies with his wife!
Two babies!How unfair the world is! !
A minister next to him said: "There is no need to talk about such gossip. You are so rude that you almost startled the holy car. You should be detained pending trial."
Mud wins!We want to watch the beautiful little fairy preach!We don't care how old he is, as long as it looks good, we have to watch it!
Ugly fat man wins!You donate a Dragon Guard, but you still have the nerve to come out and jump, this time you are finished.
"Wait a minute!" Jiang Da stared at him excitedly, then turned his face and said flatteringly to Yao Zhenren: "God, after I go home, I will do my own small business. After more than ten years, I am also considered a family fortune." Wan Guan, I don't know where the gods live, so I want to donate incense money to you.
I am Jiang Panda, who is known as Jiang Bancheng, and all this property is because you saved me back then and left me with my hands.I have long thought of dedicating half of my property to you, thank you! "
The queen sighed: "This person knows how to repay his kindness. Although he is clumsy, he is better than those slippery people."
Jia Nushi finally couldn't help interjecting: "Madam, how can anyone be willing to give away Wan Guan's wealth? Since he has donated to an official, he must have a career in his career, don't pretend to be grateful to gain fame."
Daiyu still didn't know that this person was her cousin: "I don't dare to say that in front of the emperor just for fame. It's easy to cheat, but as long as Zhenren Yao tells the emperor that he didn't receive the money, wouldn't he be punished? What's more, Zhenren Yao has always If he doesn't touch the money, if he really wants to donate the family property, he has to teach it to the state treasury, let alone cheating."
The queen nodded: "Daiyu is right. Female Shi, don't judge the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain."
Jia Yuanchun felt depressed, I am sick, I refuted what the empress said.
Ministers: Being a fairy makes money so much!It is more profitable than corruption and bribery!God!I knew that I went to practice Taoism when I was a child!
Being so beautiful must be able to abduct many little girls, right?
Jiang Bancheng, I seem to have heard that his family property is super rich!Yao Zhenren has developed!
The emperor rewarded him with hundreds of taels and thousands of taels of gold, but Jiang Bancheng's family's gold piled up like a mountain!
The emperor laughed loudly: "Renren Yao is a god, not a god statue. What do you want incense money for? Forget it, Xiaomin is simple and ignorant, I don't blame you, step down."
No, you go, I can't help but laugh out loud!
Jiang Da didn't intend to back down, the guards next to him came over to take him away.
Jiang Da struggled and shouted: "Immortal, do you need a servant? Give me a chance to serve you on the saddle? Immortal, Immortal! Give me a chance to repay my favor!"
Yao Zhenren turned to the emperor: "Your Majesty, he is indeed destined for me. I had a kindness with him that day. If I don't repay it in this life, I'm afraid that I will be a bull and a horse to repay me in the next life. Ask him to serve me for three days, and the cause and effect will be settled. Is it ok?"
I also tried my best. Some people will believe this kind of lies, right?They are looking at my face and swallowing, evil, so disgusting!
The emperor smiled all over his face: "It's all according to the gods. Jiang Da... would you like it?"
Jiang Da bowed excitedly: "The villain is willing to serve the real man for life, dedicate all his wealth to the real man, and everything will be assigned by the real man!"
Then he was taken to the side to listen to Yao Zhenren's lecture.
After a while, everyone became dizzy, and everyone fell into a drowsy sleep. The sound of snoring and teeth grinding was earth-shattering.
The eunuchs lay on the ground, only the guards pinched their arms reluctantly, but they were no match for Yao Zhenren's preaching, and fell asleep leaning on Ge.
The queen was very excited when she heard it, but she looked at the group of people who were sleeping in shock: "What about them, what?"
Daiyu explained: "Really Yao talks about hypocrisy, treachery, and stupidity, and you will fall asleep listening to his lectures."
The queen glanced nervously at the emperor and breathed a sigh of relief.The emperor's face was flushed, and he was listening to the lecture with great vigor, his back was straight, and he listened very seriously.
She was a little happy and a little sad: "Erlang is a man of Taoism, but is the whole dynasty so poor in civil and military affairs?"
Daiyu had nothing to say, she just saw that the maids brought by the queen were all asleep.Including Jia Nushi, who is always a bit sour, also sat on the ground and fell asleep leaning on the pavilion pillar: "Ma'am, they are all asleep too."
The queen looked back, and she was so angry: "I also explain the Tao Te Ching to them on weekdays, and one or two pretend to understand it, and there is also Jia Nu Shi, who is not weak in talking about mysteries with me on weekdays." , it turned out to be a Xibei product! No wonder her surname is Jia! Hmph!"
Daiyu: "..."
The queen pulled her up: "Come back to the palace with me!"
Yao Zhenren threw Fuchen beside him with a gloomy face, and said angrily, "Who are these people! No one is awake!"
Fourth Sister Wen spread out into a big character on the ground, snoring~(~o~)~zz
The emperor spit out the refreshing chili pepper in his mouth, and fanned the wind with his tongue: "It's so spicy, so spicy!" Looking back, yes.
Seeing that everyone on the left and right had fallen asleep, he took out another pepper and stuffed it into Jiang Da's mouth maliciously, humming.
wait wait wait……
Yao Zhenren came down lazily from the altar, came over to look at the emperor who had been caught doing bad things, and said blankly: "She is a good cook, you know? She can eat spicy food. One chili is not enough to wake her up." of."
The emperor shrugged regretfully: "You come."
Yao Zhenren stretched out his hand to pinch her nose, and pinched it.
The emperor waited quietly for a while, but there was no movement. He said a little scared, "You won't smother her to death, will you?"
Yao Zhenren chuckled: "I won't die in such a short time."
After waiting for another few tens of seconds, Fourth Sister Wen moved slightly, and before opening her eyes, she quietly took out the knife and slashed at his wrist.
Yao Sanlang: "Wow!" He yelled, and jumped three meters away as if someone stepped on his tail: "Are you kidding me?"
The emperor: "Ah!" He took several steps back in the other direction.
Fourth Sister Wen panted heavily while rubbing her eyes: "You're paralyzed! Laozi entrusted you with such a desperate effort, and before you get the happy money, you are going to kill Laozi? Yao Sanlang, are you still a human?"
"No~" Yao Sanlang said with a pure face, "I am a god~"
Fourth Sister Wen put away her knife and stretched out her hand: "Come on! Happy money!"
Yao Sanlang rolled his eyes and said, "Wait for me."
The emperor looked at her condescendingly, and couldn't help admiring sincerely: "You did a great job!" I almost forgot that you were the annoying Wen Si, and I really thought you were Jiang Da.
Fourth Sister Wen cupped her fists and cupped her hands: "Thank you for your compliment, please take care of me in the future."
Huh?Habitually said quack clichés.
The emperor chuckled: "Then we have to talk to Dong. This should be the only time for such a thing."
Fourth Sister Wen stretched her waist, jumped up and said, "Fortunately, I can even shrink my bones and change my voice and dialect!"
She shook her neck, which seemed to be a little sore.
The emperor asked curiously: "What does Xiqian do?"
"You have to give money to defraud people in acting, so you can suppress the hearts of both parties, so that you can work together to share the spoils when the defrauder is finished." She smiled awkwardly: "Actually, it's that piece of money. Everyone looks at it happily."
The emperor nodded and continued to be curious about the baby: "I've never seen one with shrunken bones. How did you shrink two inches shorter? It's strange."
Fourth Sister Wen laughed loudly: "Listen to Xuanmiao, it's not worth a big man to say that the eyes of the sea are broken! Shrink your neck hard, and then a little hunchback, don't straighten your legs, half arched. Everyone can do it, as long as you want to It’s not easy to maintain for a long time.”
She stood up and patted the dirt on her clothes, and looked pitifully at Mo Hua's knees. The person who was originally straight and straight shrank down inch by inch.
The emperor wanted to try it, but felt too embarrassed, so he just demonstrated it silently in his heart.Hmm, interesting.
Yao Sanlang came back with a piece of gold in his hand, and threw it at Fourth Sister Wen: "Here, Xiqian."
Fourth Sister Wen was surprised when she saw Jin Zi, she put a bite into her mouth suspiciously: "Bah! Why does Jin Zi smell like bamboo?"
Yao Sanlang said confidently: "It's just a formality. Do you really want gold?"
The emperor couldn't stand it anymore. The gods raised by me turned bamboo into gold for people. It was too miserable.
Fourth Sister Wen took out the mirror to look at her makeup, rolled her eyes and wanted to say that he was weak.
Yao Sanlang raised his hand and slapped the gun, and everyone who was shocked woke up.
Fourth Sister Wen hurriedly shrunk back, revealing an adoring and excited fangirl face.
The emperor said a few simple words: "Really Yao preached the scriptures so well, but you all fell asleep. I am very disappointed."
They drove everyone away, including 'Jiang Da', and asked him to go out and give orders to his family before entering the palace to serve Yao Zhenren.
After the spies sent by the embroidery envoy next to him woke up, they also hurriedly passed on the news.
Jiang Da arrived outside the palace and was about to walk to the Nancheng Inn on foot, but was entangled by many officials.It's not asking him for money, but to get rid of him and say a few good words in front of Yao Zhenren, please gods don't blame us ordinary people for being stupid.
Jiang Da put on a businessman's friendly smile, and responded one by one without saying any guarantees.
After pestering for less than half an hour, they walked towards Nancheng.
As soon as I walked to a secluded place, a few people came over and flashed their tokens: "The Embroiderer is summoned! Let's go with the brothers~"
Jiang Da (Fourth Sister Wen) showed a trace of fear, the fear was real, because Fourth Sister Wen knew very well that she could not beat the chief envoy of the Embroidered Clothes Envoy, and the force value of those dead eunuchs was so high that the emperor did not dare to call the imperial army hard anti.
He hesitated for a while, and was glared at by the other party, then he agreed with guilt and suspicion: "Yes."
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An hour later, Jiang Da was sent to Nancheng Inn by a carriage.
Another half an hour later, Jiang Da appeared outside the bamboo forest, went in and saw the emperor, Yao Sanlang, and Zhuo Donglai drinking together.
The emperor asked eagerly, "How?"
Zhuo Donglai smiled and said nothing.
Fourth Sister Wen rubbed her face and stood up straight, straightened her neck, she looked more than ten centimeters taller than before: "I can tilt the straight ones, I can make the weak ones slack, and I can make the sharp people shy , I was able to make the young couple live well, so I let him say goodbye. With a pair of good legs, I can make him limp! It’s okay to fool a few dead eunuchs? You all believe it, and I’m going to bring my little jj to invite Yao Zhenren will help them continue."
The emperor was amused: "Great! Come and sit down and drink."
The expression on Yao Sanlang's face seemed to be vomiting, he hummed: "Can I tell them that everything is difficult?"
The emperor comforted him: "You can send them to the execution ground directly, you don't need to refill them."
Fourth Sister Wen sat next to Zhuo Donglai with a whimper, and asked, "Brother, can I take off the disguise? My face is itchy, as if I have picked up a little red envelope."
Zhuo Donglai looked at her face carefully: "No, don't think about it."
He handed over a glass of wine and said slowly: "You can't remove your makeup. If someone who is impatient comes tonight and bumps into your true face in the bamboo building, something bad will happen."
Fourth Sister Wen nodded dejectedly, picked up the wine glass and drank it down, and then cared about her little apprentice: "Sanlang, is Daiyu asleep? It's so early?"
Yao Sanlang was even more depressed: "Daiyu is with the empress, she completely dislikes me! Huh!"
He looked like a poor little boy about to cry.
Yao Sanlang was very annoyed seeing Zhuo Donglai, but Zhuo Dong was not bothered seeing him, not only was he not annoyed, but he also liked it very much because he was available.
Zhuo Donglai comforted him: "A woman's heart is always a needle in the bottom of the sea, and people can't figure it out. What did you do to make her unhappy?"
Yao Sanlang lowered his head and pointed at his fingers, and said nah, "I didn't do anything, I just took care of her daily life, brought her tea, poured water, combed her hair and folded the quilt, and listened to her cry at night to comfort her. She said she wanted to learn the Tao Te Ching, I will tell her. Yesterday, when I lectured to the concubines, all the concubines fell asleep, and only she and the queen were awake. After the lecture, I will ask her what she thinks?"
He sniffled: "I put her first in everything, but it annoyed her. You don't know, that day I was asking her what I said, and the queen came to invite her to Yongfu Palace. Daiyu felt relieved and left like You seem to be avoiding me." He almost lay down on the table and started crying.
The emperor was also very puzzled: "It's so strange! If I treat a certain girl like this, and do one-tenth of Saburo's, she will be so grateful."
Fourth Sister Wen didn't understand either: "Sanlang is obviously a warm man, why is Daiyu unhappy?"
In the original book, she likes Baoyu, isn't it because the other party is gentle and attentive, and he is a playful and warm-hearted man?
Zhuo Donglai took a sip of his wine and said with a smile, "You don't even know?"
The three shook their heads in unison.
"Heh." Zhuo Donglai stretched out his hand and nodded: "Erlang, Wen Si, if I treat you two like that, how would you feel?"
Fourth Sister Wen raised her head and thought for a while, blushed, covered her face and murmured, "Hey~ I think my brother is in love with me."
Yao Sanlang rolled the dead fish's eyes: "Can you show some face? Don't use Jiang Da's face to say this!"
The emperor rubbed his chest, suppressing the feeling of vomiting, and took a breath before taking a breath: "Yes! Jiang Da is too ugly!" He thought for a while, and suddenly smiled: "If Donglai treats me like that, I will also suspect you Fall in love with me."
Fourth Sister Wen thought to herself: ~
Zhuo Donglai laughed out loud: "Haha, you guys. Daiyu deserves it!"
Truly noble, Qiken received favors for no reason, and he would always be rewarded in the future after receiving favors.
You only ask for one thing, she still can't make a decision, how can she let you get too close and affect her decision.
"I did it willingly, why should she be ashamed of it?" Yao Sanlang retorted, suddenly remembering that Daiyu sometimes shy away from her, when he brought her face water, served her rice, and helped her wash her handkerchief.I think he's right again.
Scratching his head and asking: "Then what should I do? Is it not good to her?" Well, I am not ashamed to ask, although he is a bad person.
The emperor couldn't understand at all: "Wait a minute, why is sister Lin ashamed?"
Who would be unhappy because others treat them well and take good care of them?
Zhuo Donglai carefully thought about how to explain it to them. If he wanted to explain it at length, if he felt bored, he had to explain it clearly in a few words.Hmm: "How's her temperament?"
He took out a food box and handed it to Fourth Sister Wen: "Have you eaten?"
Sister Wen's cuteness: "Thank you brother~"
The emperor couldn't stand it anymore: "Daiyu is smart and cute, bold and lively."
Yao Sanlang: "Naturally beautiful, intelligent and blue-hearted, like a fairy, like a god-man."
He said sincerely: "I have been walking in the world of mortals for many years. Many people have invited me into the inner house for fortune-telling and fortune-telling. I have seen countless women. I have never seen a woman who combines the spirit of heaven and earth like her."
The emperor felt that there was a deviation in his memory, and after thinking about it carefully, um, she is just a cute loli with big eyes, she is quite smart.
It doesn't seem to be as you said...
Zhuo Donglai was speechless in his heart: "She is a lady from a great family, with a good family education and a good understanding of faith. I am not related to you, not because of you."
You were invited into the inner house to tell your fortune?That's right, no one will invite a beautiful Taoist priest into the inner house, they must invite a veteran Taoist in their seventies and eighties, who seem to have accumulated over time.The old Taoist priest who used to hang out with Zelan and is still missing is you!
"Yes." Yao Sanlang was dumbfounded.
Fourth Sister Wen nodded while holding the drumstick in her mouth.
Zhuo Donglai said: "I'm not familiar with her, but judging from Lin Ruhai's character, she should be a person who can clearly distinguish between gratitude and resentment, and must repay her kindness. You are too kind to her, how can she repay you in the future?"
Yao Sanlang pointed at Fourth Sister Wen: "What about her? She treats Daiyu so well, after so many years, why is she all right?"
Fourth Sister Wen stuffed the chicken leg into her mouth and licked a chicken bone: "Tsk, you are stupid, she calls me Master, she has to honor me in the future, and his father gave me money. And I don't want to marry her, you originally There is a conspiracy."
Yao Sanlang twitched his nose: "I, did I say too early?"
The three nodded together.
He was really crying this time: "You don't know, I have a hard time! When I saw her, I counted it as a divination, and the divination said that she had another unfulfilled relationship, an unfulfilled love, which would hurt her in the future. her life.
And it's here!I wanted to settle down quickly, so as not to have long nights and dreams.
Yesterday, I made another calculation. It was supposed to be more than half a year before she met her destined love.I'm going to cry to death! "
Fourth Sister Wen bit the duck's neck with a click: "What! Would it kill Daiyu? You can figure out who he is, and I'll shoot that little bastard to death!"
Zhuo Donglai raised his glass and drank with lowered eyes, not really believing what he said.
The emperor suddenly slapped his thigh: "I got it! Tomorrow you are going to pick the sons of various families, and choose one or two Taoist boys. They are all boys who are about the same age as Daiyu, tsk, this is very bad."
If the god I raise is broken in love, will he quit his job?
Yao Sanlang covered his face and sighed: "Tomorrow, hey! Don't let Daiyu come to see me tomorrow. I won't choose anyone. It's only a matter of time if I can delay it for a while."
He let go of his hand, grabbed the emperor's hand, and sincerely begged: "Your Majesty, Erlang, can you let me be engaged to Daiyu?"
The emperor frowned: "Well, I can't do it for you. But I can propose marriage to Lin Qing for you, and he should agree."
Huh?I suddenly had a good idea, hehehaha~
Yao Sanlang was very sincere: "Please!"
The emperor had an idea in his mind, and he winked at Zhuo Donglai: "Sanlang, I'll write the decree and propose marriage to him. You can do things with peace of mind tomorrow, if you can't do it, and Fourth Sister Wen, the boys who can be selected tomorrow are all the nobles of Chaozhong Xun My family, I am becoming less and less popular in Chao Xungui, even if I am a general, I will not practice martial arts.
As long as it was revealed that Daiyu had a master like Fourth Sister Wen, no matter how prominent Daiyu's family was and how close she was to the queen, they would not dare to propose marriage. "
Fourth Sister Wen's face froze, why did she slap me with a poisonous tongue?
How did I discredit my apprentice?My character, martial arts and acting skills are excellent!
The problem is, don't Daiyu not like Yao Sanlang at that time, but like that relationship, because I can't get married, then I will be so fucking mad.
She changed her mind, oh, hehe, I thought too much, if Daiyu likes it, the man's parents dare to object, labor and capital have their own means.
Yao Sanlang said: "Wait a minute! Mr. Zhuo, what should I do to her?"
Zhuo Donglai was satisfied that he finally used the honorific title, so he ignored the past and said: "Don't be so wishful thinking. Well, be her confidant and teacher, and don't be her maid."
Yao Sanlang raised the amount with his hands: "It's really good words!"
Zhuo Donglai smiled and nodded: "Don't push her too hard, and ask her to repay you with some trivial things."
Yao Sanlang was very grateful for his suggestion, and said in his heart that I was going to ask her to make a purse for one of my magical artifacts.
Fourth Sister Wen is silent!These tricks must be used against the emperor!
The emperor and Zhuo Donglai swaggered away.
Yao Sanlang glanced at Fourth Sister Wen who was eating meat and drinking, and said in his heart that he is also a lolicon, you are already a beauty in his arms, and you can kiss eight times a day.
Not only can I not touch her hair, I can't even see her.
If I knew this earlier, why didn't I also be born a girl, so that I could be with her day and night and share the same bed.
He went back to bed depressed.
After the two left, they swam arm in arm.
The emperor whispered: "Donglai, I have an idea..." Fu Er was so and so, so and so.
Zhuo Donglai pondered slightly: "It's a good way to win people's hearts."
The emperor snorted unhappily: "I really like Daiyu, not to win over Saburo."
Zhuo Donglai smiled and said: "It's all good. It's just that this move can make Yao Zhenren feel grateful to you, and can also win over Zelan's heart. Well, Erlang, why do you hate Zelan so much?
Three blue veins popped up on the emperor's forehead, and he gritted his teeth with hatred in his heart: All civil and military men in the dynasty are all lustful!Yao Sanlang's beauty took up all his energy, why didn't he start lecturing, and sit here pretending to be a wolf with a big tail!
Sister Lin didn't come here, you just need to dress up in a fairy style, why are you so white and beautiful!I heard the report from the palace lady that the queen asked her to sleep with her last night, and the two of them talked about Tao Te Ching and shortbread all night.Tsk!
Yao Sanlang sat on the high platform and waited, waited, waited for the light and waited for the light~
He seemed to be about to speak, and seemed to be waiting for everyone's hearts to calm down.
The ministers stared at him dazzledly, and decided to write poems to make him famous after returning home. Seeing such a beautiful young man, how can they not write "Look at the blue sky with your glass up and your eyes, as bright as a jade tree before the wind." ' Such a good sentence?
Suddenly he thought of the legendary Song Yu, thinking that even Song Yu, who was so gorgeous, was worse than Yao Sanlang.
There is a large open space in the imperial garden, which was originally used for singing and dancing performances at the banquet. The floor is paved with blue bricks, and the red carpet is evenly spread on the top.Now the civil and military officials are sitting in this place, looking up at the beautiful gods.
But after all, it is a garden, next to which there are layers of woods, densely blooming flower beds, and an anise-shaped agarwood pavilion with veils hanging down.
The empress had originally agreed with the emperor not to come, but she really wanted to listen to Yao Zhenren's lecture, so she put down all the veils on the Chenxiang Pavilion tomorrow, and led people to the Chenxiang Pavilion around the path.
The queen pushed aside the veil slightly, held up the binoculars to look at Yao Zhenren, turned to Daiyu and said, "Why do I think Yao Zhenren looks better today, he is more immortal in light blue clothes than in apricot yellow robes."
Daiyu also came over to have a look: "Well, it really is."
This morning, she got the white gauze dress and the scarlet woven gold skirt that the needleworker rushed to work on. They were almost exactly the same as the one worn by the empress, except that the size was smaller.
"Ah! Immortal!! I have finally found Nong!! My dear father!!" A black, short, fat man who spoke Southern dialect with a round belly got out of the crowd of fifth-rank officials, and rushed to In front, crying loudly and running to the front with exaggerated tears, fell to his knees with a plop, and slid forward for more than a meter: "Awww! Immortal!! My savior!! My God!! Me!! Me! "A big old man knelt down on the ground, choked up crying unspeakably, how miserable and touching it is!
The officials were admiring Ruyu's beauty, and were disturbed by this short fat man, and a little frightened, all of them glared unhappily at him.
But seeing him mercilessly kneel and slide on the ground for more than one meter with royal blue makeup satin, on the one hand, he knew that this person was rich and powerful, and on the other hand, he felt sorry for the good clothes.
For many people, makeup satin is so rare and rare, it is used for wiping foreheads and purses.
The queen was startled, and patted her chest: "Who is this person? How did he get into the palace?"
Yao Zhenren was a little startled, staring at the short fat man kneeling on the ground crying loudly while beating the ground, he said to himself: Fourth sister is really dedicated!I could hear the bang when she knelt down!She has always taken pleasure in bullying me, but today she is willing to kneel down and cry to me.
The emperor put on a surprised look, and said to the left and right: "Go and help him up, and ask who he is."
No wonder Dong Lai tweeted that the fourth sister would play this role, and insisted that I bring out the most expensive dress. She acted so well that I almost didn't recognize her...in fact, I don't recognize her now, just Remembered the plan.
The left and right guards twisted the short fat man's arms in the past, dragged him mercilessly in front of the emperor, and scolded: "Don't lose your dignity!"
The short fat man knelt in front of the emperor at three meters five, kowtowed to the emperor again and again, crying so hard that he couldn't speak, and then took out a handkerchief to blow his nose.
Fourth Sister Wen said in her heart: The knee hurts, it hurts... I didn't dare to put on too thick knee pads for fear of being seen, and now I'm stunned!cry cry.
The guard stretched out his foot and kicked him duangly, and then scolded: "Who are you, why did you sneak into the palace? Tell me!"
He was not wearing a court uniform, so he could tell that he was not a minister, because all the civil and military officials were dragged by the emperor to listen to scriptures before they came to court.
The short fat man kowtowed again and again, crying with snot and tears: "The emperor forgives my sin! My name is Jiang Da, and I donated a Dragon Guard Captain the year before last."
Daiyu originally thought: Why didn't Master come to see me last night?Is it because it is inconvenient for her to come in the Queen's Palace?That's impossible, my master won't shy away from it.Is something wrong with her?For example, did the embroiderer attack her?no no no!
When she saw this short and fat man, how did she feel that this man looked like a master, and his face might be disguised. The master said it before, so what about his figure?Shorter than Master, shorter neck than Master, fatter than Master, hunchback than Master.
The corners of the emperor's eyes twitched slightly. He had always disapproved of buying and selling official positions, but the ministers were always doing it, and he couldn't figure it out, so he could only try to stop it.I know there is such a thing as buying and selling officials, but you can't tell me in front of me openly!
He was about to ask.
The servant of the Ministry of Rites, who was impressed by Yao Zhenren's beauty and temperament, asked: "You just called Yao Zhenxian a god, and you cried so miserably, why?"
Jiang Dapang looked back at Yao Zhenren very gratefully, and said: "The gods once saved the lives of my whole family, but I have no way to repay them. I have been thinking about my benefactor all these years, and today I came to watch the fun with my friends from the Dragon Guard. I didn’t expect to meet the immortal benefactor.”
His eyes were full of excitement, excitement, and ecstasy, the fat on his face was trembling, and he didn't feel any pain even though he had scratched his forehead. This emotion was very contagious and aroused the curiosity of many people.
The emperor began to have doubts in his heart, and asked suspiciously: "You just said... Yao Zhenren saved the lives of your whole family?"
"Yes Yes!"
The queen patted her thigh: "Okay, I knew that a god with such a face must like to help the world and save people."
Daiyu rubbed her leg silently, the queen patted it crookedly...
The queen also said to her: "Don't think he's weird when he's pestering you, but he's really a good person in private." Maybe it's because of too much affection that messed up his hands and feet, so I'll ask the emperor to persuade him another day.
Yao Zhenren was walking down from the high platform, stepping on the air as if walking on flat ground, and walked down the 1.5-meter high platform.
The crowd screamed and exclaimed one after another.
The queen suppressed her screams, and jumped up and down excitedly: "Oh my God!! Driving the clouds!!! God!!!"
Daiyu looked calm, she is a very knowledgeable person.
The queen found that she was too calm, and asked her gossipingly: "Have you seen him ride the clouds? Oh my god, that's amazing!"
The emperor liked the way he showed off, and asked with a smile: "Little God, do you remember this?"
Yao Zhenren didn't talk to him, but walked over, his clothes fluttered as he walked, as if there were clouds and clouds beside him.
Daiyu said, "I..." How can I say it, haven't I seen it?That's not right, did you say you've seen it?
The empress will definitely ask me when I met, then I have to say that he came to save me when I was attacked that day, Master hugged me, and he floated beside me and looked at me with concern.
The queen waved her hand: "Don't talk, listen to what he has to say."
The officials watched a beautiful woman walking slowly, and couldn't help but hold their breath, fearing that they would be so abrupt, they all got up from the futons, stood and looked at him with their necks stretched out.It is extremely beautiful from a distance, and even more so when viewed up close. The face is like powder, and the lips are like grease;
A natural charm, all in the eyebrows; all kinds of emotions in my life, all piled up in the corners of the eyes.
The queen silently covered her chest: "God, if I can give birth to such a beautiful son and a beautiful daughter like you, then this life is enough." Silently holding Daiyu's little hand, rubbing it.
Daiyu's cheeks were slightly red, and she said softly: "Your Majesty will surely fulfill your wish."
The Queen pursed her lips and smiled, her little heart was pounding, and she asked softly, "Is Master Yao seeking Ziling?"
Daiyu's face was flushed, after all, for a girl who has not left the cabinet, the topic of seeking a child is too shy: "I don't know."
The queen squeezed her hand, smiled and said, "Ask for me, okay~"
Daiyu nodded, and said to herself that if I can work well, I also want my mother to give me a younger brother, and both my parents want it.Thinking of this, she suddenly realized, why didn't I ask him earlier, it's just that my mother is in a coma due to poisoning... I don't know if it can be done.
Yao Zhenren stood in front of the fat man who was smirking with tears on his face and looked at him for a while, with a blank expression on his face: "Pin Dao doesn't remember you."
Fourth Sister Wen, you fat man worked so hard, you actually kowtowed to me!Pindao always feels that you will take revenge on me tomorrow.
You actually knocked it down without any resistance! #Actor's self-cultivation#
Jiang Da (the Fourth Sister Wen) immediately showed pitiful dog eyes, as if she was about to cry, and hurriedly argued: "You saved me more than ten years ago, when I was being chased for debts, I was kidnapped Two arms, you added them to me."
The flesh on his face trembled slightly, as if recalling the pain and humiliation at that time.
All the ministers shouted!The focus is not on whether Yao Zhenren can really regenerate a severed limb, the focus is on ten years ago?
Yao Zhenren is only fourteen or fifteen years old now!Huh?Could it be that he really has a way to cultivate the truth and can not look old?
Ask for the beauty technique!It doesn't matter if I learn or not, let my wife learn!
Also: Long Jinwei's quality is getting worse and worse!What the heck!Anything can be a dragon captain, right?
Dude who sells officials, take care of yourself, how can such a black and fat man make up for the vacancy?It's embarrassing to say it!
At least find someone with a long, crew cut face to sell the official position!Take a look at the Forbidden Captain Long around, how can they be so ugly!
Yao Sanlang showed a suddenly realized expression, as if he remembered something: "You..."
Is the look of pain and humiliation on your face from kowtowing to me?I don't care, if you want to beat me...
You can beat me if Daiyu is not around, but if Daiyu is around, you will never touch me.
Jiang Da squeezed his face with both hands, squeezed it into a strip, and squeezed out the mouth of a goldfish: "I was as skinny as a little chicken at that time, and you beat me up, God, and told me to be a good person in the future, serve my parents, and do good things." A little honest business."
After saying this, he still didn't let go, not only his face was deformed, but even his voice was muffled.
Seeing his ugliness, all the ministers couldn't help saying: Hahahaha.
Yao Sanlang couldn't help laughing: "Ha, I remembered, I was skinny back then, but now I'm fat."
He was a little puzzled again: "But Pindao didn't save your family, why do you say that Pindao is your savior? It's not a good thing to exaggerate."
I just want to know how much Zhuo Donglai gave you to make you perform so hard, it's too hard!
Jiang Da climbed a few steps forward, stretched out his hand to hug his leg, but withdrew his hand full of awe: "Our village heard that I was arrested and cut off my arm, and my fiancée's family, who was married to my belly, made a fuss to come and leave. Honey, my father died early, and my old mother raised me alone, and I was ignorant and misbehaving when I was young... My old mother was hit hard and was forced to hang herself."
Yao Sanlang said with great compassion: "Ah!"
Your book is so well written, so touching, it makes me feel like I really did such a good thing.
The queen was already sobbing and crying: "It's so miserable!"
Daiyu imitated her master and Yao Sanlang and passed her handkerchief: "Ma'am, don't cry in a hurry, listen later." Tsk, this accent is like my master, although the voice sounds like a man, but the accent is like my master, very similar .
"Hmm..." The queen continued to listen with teary eyes.
Jiang Da said with tears in his eyes: "Thanks to the gods, you saved me, you helped me put on my arms, and you told me to serve my parents and be a good person. When I ran home, I was still in time to save my old lady. So, god, you Saved me alone, and saved my old lady."
The script that my brother gave me... is too much in the style of traditional Chinese folk tales.
The queen heaved a sigh of relief happily: "It's good that the prodigal son won't change his money back."
Zhenren Yao waved his hand, and said calmly, "It's because her life is not over, so she shouldn't die."
All the ministers praised: high moral integrity!Don't take credit for it!Really fairy!
Jiang Da didn't dare to refute: "Yes! Yes! What you said is true!"
He suddenly blushed, a little embarrassed.
"What else?" asked the emperor.
I just want to know how bullshit you guys are!
Who wrote this book?East?Is it really from the east?Would he write such absurd and uninhibited things?
Jiang Da said embarrassingly: "My father-in-law saw that I came home with arms, so he didn't make a fuss about retiring. I just married a daughter-in-law and gave birth to two children."
The queen pulled her handkerchief silently: Such an ugly, bad-mannered and impolite fat man gave birth to two babies with his wife!
Two babies!How unfair the world is! !
A minister next to him said: "There is no need to talk about such gossip. You are so rude that you almost startled the holy car. You should be detained pending trial."
Mud wins!We want to watch the beautiful little fairy preach!We don't care how old he is, as long as it looks good, we have to watch it!
Ugly fat man wins!You donate a Dragon Guard, but you still have the nerve to come out and jump, this time you are finished.
"Wait a minute!" Jiang Da stared at him excitedly, then turned his face and said flatteringly to Yao Zhenren: "God, after I go home, I will do my own small business. After more than ten years, I am also considered a family fortune." Wan Guan, I don't know where the gods live, so I want to donate incense money to you.
I am Jiang Panda, who is known as Jiang Bancheng, and all this property is because you saved me back then and left me with my hands.I have long thought of dedicating half of my property to you, thank you! "
The queen sighed: "This person knows how to repay his kindness. Although he is clumsy, he is better than those slippery people."
Jia Nushi finally couldn't help interjecting: "Madam, how can anyone be willing to give away Wan Guan's wealth? Since he has donated to an official, he must have a career in his career, don't pretend to be grateful to gain fame."
Daiyu still didn't know that this person was her cousin: "I don't dare to say that in front of the emperor just for fame. It's easy to cheat, but as long as Zhenren Yao tells the emperor that he didn't receive the money, wouldn't he be punished? What's more, Zhenren Yao has always If he doesn't touch the money, if he really wants to donate the family property, he has to teach it to the state treasury, let alone cheating."
The queen nodded: "Daiyu is right. Female Shi, don't judge the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain."
Jia Yuanchun felt depressed, I am sick, I refuted what the empress said.
Ministers: Being a fairy makes money so much!It is more profitable than corruption and bribery!God!I knew that I went to practice Taoism when I was a child!
Being so beautiful must be able to abduct many little girls, right?
Jiang Bancheng, I seem to have heard that his family property is super rich!Yao Zhenren has developed!
The emperor rewarded him with hundreds of taels and thousands of taels of gold, but Jiang Bancheng's family's gold piled up like a mountain!
The emperor laughed loudly: "Renren Yao is a god, not a god statue. What do you want incense money for? Forget it, Xiaomin is simple and ignorant, I don't blame you, step down."
No, you go, I can't help but laugh out loud!
Jiang Da didn't intend to back down, the guards next to him came over to take him away.
Jiang Da struggled and shouted: "Immortal, do you need a servant? Give me a chance to serve you on the saddle? Immortal, Immortal! Give me a chance to repay my favor!"
Yao Zhenren turned to the emperor: "Your Majesty, he is indeed destined for me. I had a kindness with him that day. If I don't repay it in this life, I'm afraid that I will be a bull and a horse to repay me in the next life. Ask him to serve me for three days, and the cause and effect will be settled. Is it ok?"
I also tried my best. Some people will believe this kind of lies, right?They are looking at my face and swallowing, evil, so disgusting!
The emperor smiled all over his face: "It's all according to the gods. Jiang Da... would you like it?"
Jiang Da bowed excitedly: "The villain is willing to serve the real man for life, dedicate all his wealth to the real man, and everything will be assigned by the real man!"
Then he was taken to the side to listen to Yao Zhenren's lecture.
After a while, everyone became dizzy, and everyone fell into a drowsy sleep. The sound of snoring and teeth grinding was earth-shattering.
The eunuchs lay on the ground, only the guards pinched their arms reluctantly, but they were no match for Yao Zhenren's preaching, and fell asleep leaning on Ge.
The queen was very excited when she heard it, but she looked at the group of people who were sleeping in shock: "What about them, what?"
Daiyu explained: "Really Yao talks about hypocrisy, treachery, and stupidity, and you will fall asleep listening to his lectures."
The queen glanced nervously at the emperor and breathed a sigh of relief.The emperor's face was flushed, and he was listening to the lecture with great vigor, his back was straight, and he listened very seriously.
She was a little happy and a little sad: "Erlang is a man of Taoism, but is the whole dynasty so poor in civil and military affairs?"
Daiyu had nothing to say, she just saw that the maids brought by the queen were all asleep.Including Jia Nushi, who is always a bit sour, also sat on the ground and fell asleep leaning on the pavilion pillar: "Ma'am, they are all asleep too."
The queen looked back, and she was so angry: "I also explain the Tao Te Ching to them on weekdays, and one or two pretend to understand it, and there is also Jia Nu Shi, who is not weak in talking about mysteries with me on weekdays." , it turned out to be a Xibei product! No wonder her surname is Jia! Hmph!"
Daiyu: "..."
The queen pulled her up: "Come back to the palace with me!"
Yao Zhenren threw Fuchen beside him with a gloomy face, and said angrily, "Who are these people! No one is awake!"
Fourth Sister Wen spread out into a big character on the ground, snoring~(~o~)~zz
The emperor spit out the refreshing chili pepper in his mouth, and fanned the wind with his tongue: "It's so spicy, so spicy!" Looking back, yes.
Seeing that everyone on the left and right had fallen asleep, he took out another pepper and stuffed it into Jiang Da's mouth maliciously, humming.
wait wait wait……
Yao Zhenren came down lazily from the altar, came over to look at the emperor who had been caught doing bad things, and said blankly: "She is a good cook, you know? She can eat spicy food. One chili is not enough to wake her up." of."
The emperor shrugged regretfully: "You come."
Yao Zhenren stretched out his hand to pinch her nose, and pinched it.
The emperor waited quietly for a while, but there was no movement. He said a little scared, "You won't smother her to death, will you?"
Yao Zhenren chuckled: "I won't die in such a short time."
After waiting for another few tens of seconds, Fourth Sister Wen moved slightly, and before opening her eyes, she quietly took out the knife and slashed at his wrist.
Yao Sanlang: "Wow!" He yelled, and jumped three meters away as if someone stepped on his tail: "Are you kidding me?"
The emperor: "Ah!" He took several steps back in the other direction.
Fourth Sister Wen panted heavily while rubbing her eyes: "You're paralyzed! Laozi entrusted you with such a desperate effort, and before you get the happy money, you are going to kill Laozi? Yao Sanlang, are you still a human?"
"No~" Yao Sanlang said with a pure face, "I am a god~"
Fourth Sister Wen put away her knife and stretched out her hand: "Come on! Happy money!"
Yao Sanlang rolled his eyes and said, "Wait for me."
The emperor looked at her condescendingly, and couldn't help admiring sincerely: "You did a great job!" I almost forgot that you were the annoying Wen Si, and I really thought you were Jiang Da.
Fourth Sister Wen cupped her fists and cupped her hands: "Thank you for your compliment, please take care of me in the future."
Huh?Habitually said quack clichés.
The emperor chuckled: "Then we have to talk to Dong. This should be the only time for such a thing."
Fourth Sister Wen stretched her waist, jumped up and said, "Fortunately, I can even shrink my bones and change my voice and dialect!"
She shook her neck, which seemed to be a little sore.
The emperor asked curiously: "What does Xiqian do?"
"You have to give money to defraud people in acting, so you can suppress the hearts of both parties, so that you can work together to share the spoils when the defrauder is finished." She smiled awkwardly: "Actually, it's that piece of money. Everyone looks at it happily."
The emperor nodded and continued to be curious about the baby: "I've never seen one with shrunken bones. How did you shrink two inches shorter? It's strange."
Fourth Sister Wen laughed loudly: "Listen to Xuanmiao, it's not worth a big man to say that the eyes of the sea are broken! Shrink your neck hard, and then a little hunchback, don't straighten your legs, half arched. Everyone can do it, as long as you want to It’s not easy to maintain for a long time.”
She stood up and patted the dirt on her clothes, and looked pitifully at Mo Hua's knees. The person who was originally straight and straight shrank down inch by inch.
The emperor wanted to try it, but felt too embarrassed, so he just demonstrated it silently in his heart.Hmm, interesting.
Yao Sanlang came back with a piece of gold in his hand, and threw it at Fourth Sister Wen: "Here, Xiqian."
Fourth Sister Wen was surprised when she saw Jin Zi, she put a bite into her mouth suspiciously: "Bah! Why does Jin Zi smell like bamboo?"
Yao Sanlang said confidently: "It's just a formality. Do you really want gold?"
The emperor couldn't stand it anymore. The gods raised by me turned bamboo into gold for people. It was too miserable.
Fourth Sister Wen took out the mirror to look at her makeup, rolled her eyes and wanted to say that he was weak.
Yao Sanlang raised his hand and slapped the gun, and everyone who was shocked woke up.
Fourth Sister Wen hurriedly shrunk back, revealing an adoring and excited fangirl face.
The emperor said a few simple words: "Really Yao preached the scriptures so well, but you all fell asleep. I am very disappointed."
They drove everyone away, including 'Jiang Da', and asked him to go out and give orders to his family before entering the palace to serve Yao Zhenren.
After the spies sent by the embroidery envoy next to him woke up, they also hurriedly passed on the news.
Jiang Da arrived outside the palace and was about to walk to the Nancheng Inn on foot, but was entangled by many officials.It's not asking him for money, but to get rid of him and say a few good words in front of Yao Zhenren, please gods don't blame us ordinary people for being stupid.
Jiang Da put on a businessman's friendly smile, and responded one by one without saying any guarantees.
After pestering for less than half an hour, they walked towards Nancheng.
As soon as I walked to a secluded place, a few people came over and flashed their tokens: "The Embroiderer is summoned! Let's go with the brothers~"
Jiang Da (Fourth Sister Wen) showed a trace of fear, the fear was real, because Fourth Sister Wen knew very well that she could not beat the chief envoy of the Embroidered Clothes Envoy, and the force value of those dead eunuchs was so high that the emperor did not dare to call the imperial army hard anti.
He hesitated for a while, and was glared at by the other party, then he agreed with guilt and suspicion: "Yes."
…………
An hour later, Jiang Da was sent to Nancheng Inn by a carriage.
Another half an hour later, Jiang Da appeared outside the bamboo forest, went in and saw the emperor, Yao Sanlang, and Zhuo Donglai drinking together.
The emperor asked eagerly, "How?"
Zhuo Donglai smiled and said nothing.
Fourth Sister Wen rubbed her face and stood up straight, straightened her neck, she looked more than ten centimeters taller than before: "I can tilt the straight ones, I can make the weak ones slack, and I can make the sharp people shy , I was able to make the young couple live well, so I let him say goodbye. With a pair of good legs, I can make him limp! It’s okay to fool a few dead eunuchs? You all believe it, and I’m going to bring my little jj to invite Yao Zhenren will help them continue."
The emperor was amused: "Great! Come and sit down and drink."
The expression on Yao Sanlang's face seemed to be vomiting, he hummed: "Can I tell them that everything is difficult?"
The emperor comforted him: "You can send them to the execution ground directly, you don't need to refill them."
Fourth Sister Wen sat next to Zhuo Donglai with a whimper, and asked, "Brother, can I take off the disguise? My face is itchy, as if I have picked up a little red envelope."
Zhuo Donglai looked at her face carefully: "No, don't think about it."
He handed over a glass of wine and said slowly: "You can't remove your makeup. If someone who is impatient comes tonight and bumps into your true face in the bamboo building, something bad will happen."
Fourth Sister Wen nodded dejectedly, picked up the wine glass and drank it down, and then cared about her little apprentice: "Sanlang, is Daiyu asleep? It's so early?"
Yao Sanlang was even more depressed: "Daiyu is with the empress, she completely dislikes me! Huh!"
He looked like a poor little boy about to cry.
Yao Sanlang was very annoyed seeing Zhuo Donglai, but Zhuo Dong was not bothered seeing him, not only was he not annoyed, but he also liked it very much because he was available.
Zhuo Donglai comforted him: "A woman's heart is always a needle in the bottom of the sea, and people can't figure it out. What did you do to make her unhappy?"
Yao Sanlang lowered his head and pointed at his fingers, and said nah, "I didn't do anything, I just took care of her daily life, brought her tea, poured water, combed her hair and folded the quilt, and listened to her cry at night to comfort her. She said she wanted to learn the Tao Te Ching, I will tell her. Yesterday, when I lectured to the concubines, all the concubines fell asleep, and only she and the queen were awake. After the lecture, I will ask her what she thinks?"
He sniffled: "I put her first in everything, but it annoyed her. You don't know, that day I was asking her what I said, and the queen came to invite her to Yongfu Palace. Daiyu felt relieved and left like You seem to be avoiding me." He almost lay down on the table and started crying.
The emperor was also very puzzled: "It's so strange! If I treat a certain girl like this, and do one-tenth of Saburo's, she will be so grateful."
Fourth Sister Wen didn't understand either: "Sanlang is obviously a warm man, why is Daiyu unhappy?"
In the original book, she likes Baoyu, isn't it because the other party is gentle and attentive, and he is a playful and warm-hearted man?
Zhuo Donglai took a sip of his wine and said with a smile, "You don't even know?"
The three shook their heads in unison.
"Heh." Zhuo Donglai stretched out his hand and nodded: "Erlang, Wen Si, if I treat you two like that, how would you feel?"
Fourth Sister Wen raised her head and thought for a while, blushed, covered her face and murmured, "Hey~ I think my brother is in love with me."
Yao Sanlang rolled the dead fish's eyes: "Can you show some face? Don't use Jiang Da's face to say this!"
The emperor rubbed his chest, suppressing the feeling of vomiting, and took a breath before taking a breath: "Yes! Jiang Da is too ugly!" He thought for a while, and suddenly smiled: "If Donglai treats me like that, I will also suspect you Fall in love with me."
Fourth Sister Wen thought to herself: ~
Zhuo Donglai laughed out loud: "Haha, you guys. Daiyu deserves it!"
Truly noble, Qiken received favors for no reason, and he would always be rewarded in the future after receiving favors.
You only ask for one thing, she still can't make a decision, how can she let you get too close and affect her decision.
"I did it willingly, why should she be ashamed of it?" Yao Sanlang retorted, suddenly remembering that Daiyu sometimes shy away from her, when he brought her face water, served her rice, and helped her wash her handkerchief.I think he's right again.
Scratching his head and asking: "Then what should I do? Is it not good to her?" Well, I am not ashamed to ask, although he is a bad person.
The emperor couldn't understand at all: "Wait a minute, why is sister Lin ashamed?"
Who would be unhappy because others treat them well and take good care of them?
Zhuo Donglai carefully thought about how to explain it to them. If he wanted to explain it at length, if he felt bored, he had to explain it clearly in a few words.Hmm: "How's her temperament?"
He took out a food box and handed it to Fourth Sister Wen: "Have you eaten?"
Sister Wen's cuteness: "Thank you brother~"
The emperor couldn't stand it anymore: "Daiyu is smart and cute, bold and lively."
Yao Sanlang: "Naturally beautiful, intelligent and blue-hearted, like a fairy, like a god-man."
He said sincerely: "I have been walking in the world of mortals for many years. Many people have invited me into the inner house for fortune-telling and fortune-telling. I have seen countless women. I have never seen a woman who combines the spirit of heaven and earth like her."
The emperor felt that there was a deviation in his memory, and after thinking about it carefully, um, she is just a cute loli with big eyes, she is quite smart.
It doesn't seem to be as you said...
Zhuo Donglai was speechless in his heart: "She is a lady from a great family, with a good family education and a good understanding of faith. I am not related to you, not because of you."
You were invited into the inner house to tell your fortune?That's right, no one will invite a beautiful Taoist priest into the inner house, they must invite a veteran Taoist in their seventies and eighties, who seem to have accumulated over time.The old Taoist priest who used to hang out with Zelan and is still missing is you!
"Yes." Yao Sanlang was dumbfounded.
Fourth Sister Wen nodded while holding the drumstick in her mouth.
Zhuo Donglai said: "I'm not familiar with her, but judging from Lin Ruhai's character, she should be a person who can clearly distinguish between gratitude and resentment, and must repay her kindness. You are too kind to her, how can she repay you in the future?"
Yao Sanlang pointed at Fourth Sister Wen: "What about her? She treats Daiyu so well, after so many years, why is she all right?"
Fourth Sister Wen stuffed the chicken leg into her mouth and licked a chicken bone: "Tsk, you are stupid, she calls me Master, she has to honor me in the future, and his father gave me money. And I don't want to marry her, you originally There is a conspiracy."
Yao Sanlang twitched his nose: "I, did I say too early?"
The three nodded together.
He was really crying this time: "You don't know, I have a hard time! When I saw her, I counted it as a divination, and the divination said that she had another unfulfilled relationship, an unfulfilled love, which would hurt her in the future. her life.
And it's here!I wanted to settle down quickly, so as not to have long nights and dreams.
Yesterday, I made another calculation. It was supposed to be more than half a year before she met her destined love.I'm going to cry to death! "
Fourth Sister Wen bit the duck's neck with a click: "What! Would it kill Daiyu? You can figure out who he is, and I'll shoot that little bastard to death!"
Zhuo Donglai raised his glass and drank with lowered eyes, not really believing what he said.
The emperor suddenly slapped his thigh: "I got it! Tomorrow you are going to pick the sons of various families, and choose one or two Taoist boys. They are all boys who are about the same age as Daiyu, tsk, this is very bad."
If the god I raise is broken in love, will he quit his job?
Yao Sanlang covered his face and sighed: "Tomorrow, hey! Don't let Daiyu come to see me tomorrow. I won't choose anyone. It's only a matter of time if I can delay it for a while."
He let go of his hand, grabbed the emperor's hand, and sincerely begged: "Your Majesty, Erlang, can you let me be engaged to Daiyu?"
The emperor frowned: "Well, I can't do it for you. But I can propose marriage to Lin Qing for you, and he should agree."
Huh?I suddenly had a good idea, hehehaha~
Yao Sanlang was very sincere: "Please!"
The emperor had an idea in his mind, and he winked at Zhuo Donglai: "Sanlang, I'll write the decree and propose marriage to him. You can do things with peace of mind tomorrow, if you can't do it, and Fourth Sister Wen, the boys who can be selected tomorrow are all the nobles of Chaozhong Xun My family, I am becoming less and less popular in Chao Xungui, even if I am a general, I will not practice martial arts.
As long as it was revealed that Daiyu had a master like Fourth Sister Wen, no matter how prominent Daiyu's family was and how close she was to the queen, they would not dare to propose marriage. "
Fourth Sister Wen's face froze, why did she slap me with a poisonous tongue?
How did I discredit my apprentice?My character, martial arts and acting skills are excellent!
The problem is, don't Daiyu not like Yao Sanlang at that time, but like that relationship, because I can't get married, then I will be so fucking mad.
She changed her mind, oh, hehe, I thought too much, if Daiyu likes it, the man's parents dare to object, labor and capital have their own means.
Yao Sanlang said: "Wait a minute! Mr. Zhuo, what should I do to her?"
Zhuo Donglai was satisfied that he finally used the honorific title, so he ignored the past and said: "Don't be so wishful thinking. Well, be her confidant and teacher, and don't be her maid."
Yao Sanlang raised the amount with his hands: "It's really good words!"
Zhuo Donglai smiled and nodded: "Don't push her too hard, and ask her to repay you with some trivial things."
Yao Sanlang was very grateful for his suggestion, and said in his heart that I was going to ask her to make a purse for one of my magical artifacts.
Fourth Sister Wen is silent!These tricks must be used against the emperor!
The emperor and Zhuo Donglai swaggered away.
Yao Sanlang glanced at Fourth Sister Wen who was eating meat and drinking, and said in his heart that he is also a lolicon, you are already a beauty in his arms, and you can kiss eight times a day.
Not only can I not touch her hair, I can't even see her.
If I knew this earlier, why didn't I also be born a girl, so that I could be with her day and night and share the same bed.
He went back to bed depressed.
After the two left, they swam arm in arm.
The emperor whispered: "Donglai, I have an idea..." Fu Er was so and so, so and so.
Zhuo Donglai pondered slightly: "It's a good way to win people's hearts."
The emperor snorted unhappily: "I really like Daiyu, not to win over Saburo."
Zhuo Donglai smiled and said: "It's all good. It's just that this move can make Yao Zhenren feel grateful to you, and can also win over Zelan's heart. Well, Erlang, why do you hate Zelan so much?
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