[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

in the early morning.The queen was sleeping, and subconsciously snorted and hugged the people around her: "Huang Sang~~"

Um?Doesn't feel right?Thinner, smaller, and sweeter.

She opened her eyes and saw that Xiao Daiyu was pretending to be asleep in embarrassment with her blushing face, and her eyelashes were shaking constantly, as if she thought she was pretending well.The queen was also embarrassed, and said softly, "Are you awake?"

Daiyu resolutely kept silent.Waking up at such a time is so embarrassing. Although I know that the queen likes to joke, it is also kind of embarrassing.

The queen wanted to get up, but she was still a little sleepy, so she lay down and continued to sleep.

Suddenly, I heard a long and vicissitudes of bells. This is the bell of Shang Dynasty.

Daiyu pretended to be awakened by the sound of the bell, and chanted a poem with her eyes closed:

"Silver candles rise to the sky and purple moss grows, and the Forbidden City is at dawn.

Thousands of weak willows are green and trivial, and hundreds of twittering warblers circle around to build chapters.

The sound of sword wearing follows the steps of the jade chime, and the clothes and hats provoke the incense of the imperial furnace.

Let's bathe in Enbo Fengchi together, and serve the king in court. "

The queen smiled sweetly: "Who is the first to wake up to a big dream? I know it all my life. The cottage is full of sleep in spring, and the sun is getting late outside the window."

Daiyu opened her eyes and asked nonchalantly, "Morning, ma'am~ are you getting up?"

The queen covered her mouth and yawned: "It's okay to sleep a little longer. The concubines come to pay their respects every three days. You don't have to get up early today."

The two stunning beauties lay on the bed and looked at each other without makeup and bellybands.

Only then did Daiyu realize that the apron worn by the queen was a pearl chain, but it was too thin, so she reached out and touched it curiously.

The queen showed off: "The small rice-shaped pearls are drilled thinly, and they are worn with extremely tough wild silk. They are said to be good for beauty."

Daiyu touched her shoulder lightly, and said with a smile: "It's so beautiful, I really can't tell whether the empress is whiter or the pearl is whiter."

The queen smiled and said: "Of course it's my palace that is whiter! Huh? Daiyu, your eyebrows are so beautifully trimmed. How did you do it? They are so neat. Usually, I ask the maid to pluck out the eyebrows, and I always pull out one or two eyebrows incorrectly." when."

She held Daiyu's face in her hands and took a closer look.

Daiyu covered her mouth and said softly, "I did it with a knife, it hurts too much to pull out my eyebrows."

The queen sighed and nodded: "Isn't that right, it hurts too much. Is it safe to use a knife?"

Daiyu sighed depressingly, and said: "Your Majesty is a person of gold and jade, so you can't ask someone to repair it with a knife. If you are not careful, you will bruise your skin or scrape off your eyelashes."

She covered her face: "I once rubbed off a few eyelashes when I trimmed my eyebrows."

The queen was stunned: "How could it be?" Anyway, it was still half an inch away?

Daiyu explained: "The small knife used to trim eyebrows is extremely sharp, it can blow hair and break hair, and it will fall off with a little touch."

The queen asked seriously: "What is blowing hair and breaking hair?"

This doesn't seem to be an idiom, I haven't heard it.

Daiyu laughed and said, "It's a very thin and fast knife. It pulls out the hair and puts it on the blade, and it breaks when it is blown lightly."

The queen was surprised: "Is there really such a fast knife?"

"Yes, I have it." Daiyu got to know her well, hugged and slept together again, she was not so nervous and careful, she tilted her head and smiled, "Would you like to see?"

"Well, show it to me when I get up later." The queen held her white and snowy, slender wrist like bamboo again: "What are you wearing on your wrist?" It looked like it was wrapped around the wrist. The ribbon on the top was hard to the touch, as if something was hidden underneath.

The other hand is wearing a circle of heaven and earth, I know, I really want it~~~

Daiyu was a little embarrassed, and thought for a while: "It's a talisman." There is nothing wrong with saying this.

The Queen said: "Show me."

Daiyu said in her heart that if you take it down, you will find that this thing has two blades, and it is a hidden weapon.

Just imitating the master's cuteness: "My lady, don't look at it, it won't work if someone sees it. Anyway, Brother Sanlang said so, and I don't believe it."

I guess brother Sanlang is willing to take the blame for me...

"It's better for you to believe. If you are sincere, you will be wise. What's more, he is a real god. He made you an amulet with a circle of heaven and earth for you, and you wear it all on your body. Why don't you believe it?" The queen's eyes became more and more serious when she saw her cuteness. Ci Ai stretched her waist: "It's time to get up~ I'm hungry!"

Um?What kind of charter are these two people?It is said that Yao Zhenren is wishful thinking, but these two things never leave Daiyu's body for a moment.

The maids of honor came in to wait for the two to freshen up and dress up. The Empress looked at Daiyu wearing a snow-white apron embroidered with magnolia flowers and apricot-yellow pajama pants with broken prints.

The queen looked at her for a while and said, "Yesterday I asked someone to dig out a box of clothes I had when I was 11 years old. I took them to starch and wash them. I will bring them to you to have a look later. If you like them, I will give them to you." Come and see, it's just the right size for Daiyu.

Regarding the matter of giving old clothes to others, there are two main points: who owns the old clothes, whether they are of good quality, and how old they are.

The queen's old clothes are said to be old, but each dress has been worn no more than five times, and they are all the same as new ones.No matter what kind of clothes are single-padded cotton yarn, the best materials, the best embroidery, and the most beautiful and fashionable patterns are used.Although she did not enter the palace at that time, she was still the granddaughter of Ge's hometown.Now that she is the queen, as long as she doesn't give old clothes to the concubine, it doesn't count as insulting her.

Daiyu smiled sweetly: "Okay, thank you, Ma'am. Your clothes are very beautiful and unique."

The queen was very happy and began to praise herself: "Since I was a child, I like to draw flowers by myself, choose materials to make clothes by myself, and draw jewelry patterns by myself. Although the needleworkers are good, they are illiterate women after all. How can they understand poetry and painting? They only make pictures of prosperity and auspiciousness, even the clever ones are made rigid by them."

She talked for 10 minutes about how to choose an idea from an anthology of ancient poems, put it into a painting, and ask someone to embroider it.

Daiyu became a good supporter: "Isn't it!"

"Your Majesty is right!"

"Uh-huh!"

"Oops~"

The queen took the topic of jade rabbit making medicine, and scolded the stupid rabbit who was drawn by the embroiderers as a humanoid with rabbit ears, and said: "I asked someone to raise a rabbit, and I fed it fat and fat, white and tender, and when it grows to a size He was already about the age of a puppy, so he asked the painter to watch him, and drew him in motion, sitting, lying, and playing. He chose a few pictures and gave them to the embroiderer. One of them was a rabbit eating a yam stick. It’s cute. You can’t imagine anything in a painting, it’s important to start with the real thing...not to mention that I’m free and good at Taoism, so how can such a picture related to gods be foolish.”

The queen said again: "The dragon on the emperor's dragon robe had a stupid face, bared its teeth, and opened its teeth and claws. I endured it for three months, but I couldn't bear it anymore, so I drew nine more majestic and domineering dragons, which can be called spirits in the clouds. Dragon walk Stepping into the crimson air, the sky is half-spoken. Chaos and doubts are judged at the beginning, and the flood is like the beginning. How can they be drawn by them as if they are hungry and anxious."

Daiyu covered her mouth and smiled: "Your Majesty is really careful. When I first met the emperor, I didn't dare to look directly at the face of the sky. I just looked at the corner of the emperor's clothes and felt that the dragon pattern was much more majestic than the dragon pictured in the book. Hand drawn, no wonder it is so lifelike."

The queen was very happy to be praised: "Good Yu'er, I will also draw patterns for you to make clothes someday."

The maids unfolded the clothes, and the queen pointed out, "What kind of skirt should I go with this red top with auspicious clouds and jade rabbit patterns?"

The red gauze is embroidered with white auspicious cloud patterns at equal intervals, and the front and rear heart jade rabbit pounded medicine flowers. It is cool and opaque to wear.

Daiyu looked closely at the pattern of the jade rabbit pounding medicine, and it was quite different from the rough-handed, standing-up pounding medicine rabbit that she usually sees.The ones I saw before were all rabbit monsters, who were about to be beaten to death by my monkey brother.

The queen's eyes lingered in the skirt of each color: "Well, Daiyu, what color do you like?"

Daiyu said: "I have a beautiful pleated skirt woven with gold on a black ground, it should go well with it."

The queen thought for a while: "It's fine, it should be good. I never wear black at your age. A little girl should wear bright and bright clothes. It's better to compare all the flowers in the imperial garden."

She didn't wait for Daiyu to speak, and ordered one: "Fang Sheng's blouse embroidered with white gauze in light yellow, it goes with,, this one."

Suddenly a palace maid outside the door whispered: "I want to report to your empress, Zhenren Yao is asking to see you outside the palace."

The queen wore long black hair, a big red bellyband was hung around her neck with a thin pearl chain, and her lower body was wearing light yellow floral pajama pants. Daiyu smiled.

She felt amused in her heart: Is it like three autumns if we don't see each other every day?Seeing that he has practiced like that, he can't beat the beauty.

After all, the queen is a well-bred person. She laughed in her heart for a while, but didn't say it out of her mouth.

Daiyu blushed when she heard this, turned her head away, and covered her face with her hands.The youngest daughter's coquettish attitude is very pleasant.

The Queen laughed and leaned back: "Please come in and wait in the main hall, so that I can serve Yao Zhenren."

Daiyu's skirt was in the luggage she brought, and it was quickly brought. She dressed neatly and combed her hair slowly. No matter how she looked at it, she looked good.

The queen looked at her with her chin in her hand. Daiyu was standing up to fasten the jade pendant. Her figure, appearance and temperament looked good no matter what. The queen couldn't help but sighed: "Hey, if you have more brothers and sisters in your family, I will ask you to come here for me." It's a pity that Gong is a daughter, but now I can't speak."

Daiyu was stunned, and didn't know how to answer, the question came too abruptly and unexpectedly.

Seeing her troubled face, the queen bit her lips with tears in her eyes and was at a loss. She smiled and waved her hands: "I just said that, even if your parents have more than a dozen children, they would not agree to it. Who would be willing?" You are such a clever daughter."

Daiyu didn't know what to say: "Your Majesty..."

If I said that you will have your own children, wouldn't that be too good?

The queen laughed and said: "Forget it, don't take it to heart, just pretend I didn't mention it."

Daiyu breathed a sigh of relief: "Yes."

The queen said again: "If you are true, I will ask someone to invite Yao Zhenren out now, because he has misbehaved."

Daiyu smiled sweetly, and said to the court ladies: "Hurry up and ask Yao Zhenren to go away, he has angered your empress."

"No! The little girl dares to pretend to be a tiger~" The queen said: "It's rare for me to meet a real god, and I have something to ask him!"

She smiled narrowly: "If you are my daughter, I will marry you to him in exchange for a few elixir."

Daiyu stomped her feet angrily, she was about to be coquettish, but suddenly her eyes turned and she smiled sweetly: "I'm afraid Yao Zhenren will go back to the mountains and forests by then, let alone elixir, and he doesn't even bother to talk about scriptures." Come for me.

Although it is shy to say it, but somehow a little proud, I am afraid that in the future he will fail his deep affection.

The queen nodded, and defeated him with unscrupulous manners: "Isn't it, the spring night is bitter, the day is high, and the immortal will not get up from now on."

"What does this poem mean, I don't understand it." Daiyu groaned, temporarily failing, and really can't speak for the queen.

Both of them were fully dressed, and they went out to meet Yao Zhenren and have breakfast.

That's right, I haven't eaten yet, I'm hungry!

The furnishings of the main hall of Yongfu Palace are very grand, and now the room is empty and quiet.

Yao Zhenren sat neatly under the queen's foot, and closed his eyes to meditate, and it was so beautiful that people dared to look at it from a distance.

All the maids crowded on both sides of the door, with their heads peeking out from 1.7 meters to the horizon on both sides of the door.

From the inside of the house, it looks like a row of heads, and from the outside, there are people piled on top of each other, some on tiptoe, some standing, some squatting, some lying on their stomachs, it looks extremely embarrassing.

The queen pulled Daiyu out with a smirk all the way, walked from the palace to the back door of the main hall, and when she walked over and saw the door, she was startled by this group of people.

After all, it was brighter outside the door, facing the light, the door frame was crooked as if someone had chewed on it, and after a closer look, it was clear that it was the head just showing its eyes.

The nuns went over and scolded the maids: "There are no rules, no rules!"

"Ah! Mommy forgive me! Mommy forgive me!"

Yao Zhenren knew everything, but pretended not to know, so he stood up and said, "Empress Empress!"

He came here after putting on makeup, putting on clothes and styling himself~

Fascinated by the beauty, the queen also replied: "Morning, Yao Zhenren, have you eaten?"

Yao Zhenren looked at the queen with one eye, and slipped to Daiyu with the other eye, subconsciously: "I haven't eaten yet, can I have some food?"

Huh?It seems that it is not appropriate to say that?But usually Fourth Sister Wen would ask me if I had eaten, and I always said so.

The queen was overjoyed: "Okay, I don't have breakfast, how about asking the real person to move in and take a seat?"

Yao Zhenren immediately agreed: "Great kindness!"

So I moved to the side hall to have dinner. There were only two chairs beside the round table in the side hall, because there were only two emperors and empresses in the palace.

The maids serving at the side began to set meals, and then went to another place to bring another chair.

Before taking her seat, the queen said politely: "Please sit down, real person."

Yao Zhenren said in his heart, 'I can't control my level', and at the same time said self-destructively: "Miss Lin, sit down."

It seems like I shouldn't say this, but I can't help it.

Daiyu remembered what the empress had said teasing just now, she was even more embarrassed, she lowered her head and said softly: "Your Majesty tells you to sit down, so you can sit down."

Yao Zhenren was even more depressed, where did I make you angry again?Why so sad and disgusted?

He thought of today's important matters, so he said lightly: "Fourth sister asked me to ask you, haven't you practiced martial arts for two days? How long do you want to be lazy?"

Daiyu raised her head in surprise: "How does Master know?"

Yao Zhenren blinked: "You have time to practice martial arts in the empress's palace."

Daiyu lowered her head in silence again, unable to bear his burning gaze, turned her head slightly, and turned sideways to him.

The table is already full: browned and crispy fritters, huge and puffy fritters together exude the evil and charming aroma of fried food, milky white sweet porridge exuding the flavor of sweet soy milk, finely chopped pickles The hair is mixed with spicy oil, and it is best served with fried dough sticks.

A plate of salted duck eggs cut in half, the golden red salted egg yolk dripping with oil.

Shrimp wontons in clear soup sprinkled with seaweed and chives, the chaotic skin is so thin that you can see the red shrimp.

Thin and several layers of scallion pancakes, green and vibrant appetizing and refreshing ground delicacies, a plate of white pickled bamboo shoots and peppers.

The queen nodded, and said that the emperor told me that the imperial dining room has been temporarily replaced by a new manager, who is Daiyu's martial arts master. I don't know how the martial arts are, but this is good early, I like it.

Who always loves to drink porridge, all kinds of porridge, soup, and snacks are too boring.

Daiyu fell into a stunned state: "I'll go after eating."

Not only did he not practice martial arts, but he didn't even practice his internal skills, so he was ashamed to look at others.

The maid moved another embroidered pier and put it behind her, she sat down, thinking that Master would be angry/(tt)/~~

Yao Zhenren nodded seriously: "I can give you some advice."

The queen bit the sliced ​​scallion pancake: "Hey what?" What's the trick?Is it delicious?

Yao Zhenren thought for a while: "It's a partner in martial arts."

The queen ate a little chaos, nodded: "Daiyu, I want to watch you practice martial arts."

You are so cute, you must be cute when practicing martial arts, right?With such soft hands and such a thin body, how powerful can it be?

...I am the dividing line of the court...

At the court meeting, the emperor dozed off while listening to the ministers’ performances. Last night, he was going to rest at Wang’s concubine’s place. Wang’s concubine was so enthusiastic and wanted to try her best to invite favors. The emperor was very tired and busy with important affairs and was very nervous. Wang Pin wants to seize the rare opportunity.

Always babbling, always teasing vaguely, always wanting to fit together and perform the "skill of summoning a son".

Finally, the emperor jumped up and put on his clothes and went back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, where he slept alone.

But this also affects sleep, I feel listless when I woke up today, as if Yao Zhenren had been reciting the Night Sutra in my ear last night, and I didn't get enough sleep.After drinking two cups of strong rock tea and eating a plate of young ginger, I was still sleepy.

The emperor thought to himself: I can't take out half a chili to eat here, can I?Originally, my mouth was on fire, and it hurt even to eat, alas.

Yes, in order to conspire to kill the embroidered clothes envoy, he looked calm on the surface, but in fact he got so angry that his mouth ulcers were very serious.It is also possible that yesterday, the pepper was used as a substitute, so that the queen mistakenly thought that his face was flushed (spicy), and his spirit was full of energy (spicy).

The ministers quarreled and wrote letters, and let them quarrel. The emperor sat high and could hear clearly but the voice was not particularly loud, so he could catch up on sleep while half asleep.As for the book, put it away and read it next time.

Finally finished speaking, the emperor's face sank like water, and he waved his hand majestically and calmly: "Pass the decree."

The Ministry of Rites came out to read out the imperial decree of rushing to work overnight: "In the third year of the Dali calendar, on the eighth day of the Wushen month, the emperor ordered:

Weier presented Lin Ruhai, the eldest daughter of the inspector of the salt censor,

The Xianghui Ding family is high-ranking and bangyuan, and the body is benevolent and generous, and the etiquette is pure.

The harmony of Tao Xipi was born into a family of Qingshan.

If you have a sense of sensitivity, you don't need to be taught by me;

I only work in the palace of longevity, prepare for Shen Aijing, can do my best, and really share my heart.

For a long time, he used pepper paint, carried Yang Hui's questions, was diligent in Taoism, and learned from books every time.

Humility and diligence, credit is the only thing to remember, the sound is flowing, and the way is in contact with Ziting.

Shougong loves Ruonu, so she uses the book titled Princess Xuanzhen.

I am also happy with it, and regard it as my sister, so that I can practice Taoism with Immortal Yao, serve Sanqing, and seek immortality.

Going to Qinzai, there is no place to be arrogant, no place to be expensive and easy,

Lower your feelings to catch them, and be honest to prevent micro-deeds.

I am honored by you, but I am not careful! "

The emperor thought to himself: Hehehe, Lin Daiyu serves Sanqing, Yao Zhenren serves Lin Daiyu, hahahaha.

Very good, I can call her brother in a fair and soft way.Hehehe, Donglai likes the silly and rude fourth sister Wen, who is very happy to call him brother. My younger sister is even cuter!

I want to take Daiyu to show off in front of him. My sister is smart, quick-witted, thoughtful, and good at martial arts. At a young age, there is a god who shamelessly pursues her every day.Simply perfect!

All the ministers were stunned, okay?What!Why don't you make a long princess!The eldest princess is your sister, okay?Now there are several eldest princesses who are not taken seriously!Ah, the Supreme Emperor has always been messing around, now that he is seventy or eighty and can't give birth, so just recognize a goddaughter?

Lin Ruhai is nearly half a hundred years old, his daughter must be in her teens no matter what, it's time to get married!Why do you turn her into a female Taoist priest!

And why do you practice Taoism with Yao Zhenren! !He is so beautiful, and he is famous all over the capital in one day. If you let a woman of the right age practice Taoism with him, she will have a son!

The emperor was triumphant: "What do you think?"

The servant of the Ministry of Rites next to him finished reading the imperial edict, and in turn showed everyone the two big seals of the emperor and the emperor.

He was going to deliver the decree to Lin's daughter later, and the Ministry of Rituals went back and started arguing about what kind of ceremony the emperor would have when he accepted a righteous daughter, preparing a gold seal and a jade book.

All the ministers said the above worries in classical Chinese.

The emperor was startled, and the officials began to worry that sister Lin would have a little Taoist priesthood with Yao Zhen. Tsk, it is not impossible, but it will take a few years, the emperor said: "Mr. Lin is only six years old, and the ministers are too worried. too much."

The ministers began to ask: "Then Xuanzhen (the name sounds like a female Taoist priest)...does the eldest princess want to marry in the future?"

"Well, yes."

The ministers said: Zhenren Yao is so good-looking (艸｀). If she grew up watching Zhenren Yao, who else would she fall in love with in the future?What if everyone thinks it's ugly?Yao Zhenren doesn't care how old he is, he looks like he is [-] or [-] years old!Lin Ruhai is so pretty, his daughter must be pretty too...

The emperor coughed, and said in his heart that she didn't seem to like Yao Zhenren: "The eldest princess is serving Sanqing, and she usually lives next to the queen's palace. When she reaches her age, she will have her own palace, so she won't get along with Yao Zhenren day and night."

Someone suddenly remembered: "Your Majesty, I remember that there is only one woman under Lin Ruhai's knees. Your Majesty cannot take away someone's love!"

The emperor debated with them for half an hour, and directly made the ceremony in the court hall, drank three pots of tea tiredly, and finally made all the officials not object to the matter that the Supreme Emperor accepted a righteous daughter and directly named the eldest princess.

It's not that he was kidnapped by the officials, it's just that he cherishes his reputation and doesn't want the historian next to him writing down anything bad.

He retreated triumphantly.

The historian rubbed his wrists and led the little eunuch who was holding a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and went to the palace with the Minister of Rites to deliver the decree.

The emperor left the Hall of Supreme Harmony and went straight to the official room to release the water.

Duobao outside the door was silent: "I will report to the emperor that Qin Zhongyu was sent outside the palace and brought back 46 prisoners."

The emperor said: "Order him to enter the palace to rest for a while, and then face the king again. Send the Imperial Forest Army to send a group of criminals to Dali Temple, and hand them over to the Sanfa Division for interrogation on a certain day."

Duobao: "Yes."

…………

There is no place to practice martial arts in the Queen's Palace, so they went to the bamboo forest in the Royal Garden.

Daiyu said to the queen in advance: "Your Majesty, my master is humorous by nature and often makes some rude remarks. Don't be too angry."

Yao Sanlang added next to her: "Curse as much as you want, she doesn't care."

The queen smiled sweetly: "My mother is respectful to the world and has a big heart. How rude can she be?"

She walked in, as if blocked by something: "Huh? Strange." Looking down, there was nothing in front of her eyes.

Only then did Yao Sanlang remember: "Ah, wait a moment, my lord, the poor Taoist has set up a restriction to prevent the maids from entering, and women cannot enter without a charm." He searched left and right, grabbed a bamboo leaf and held it in his palm , with the other hand pinching the sword to make a false draw.

Daiyu was surprised and said, "But I was fine when I went in."

Yao Sanlang chuckled: "My universe circle breaks all restrictions."

The queen had a sweet smile on her face.

Yao Sanlang let the bamboo leaves float in the air, and floated in front of the queen: "Your Majesty, hold this and you will be able to pass without hindrance."

The queen stretched out her hand to support the bamboo leaf, looked over and over again, um, it was the bamboo leaf, but the invisible stickiness and obstruction before had really disappeared.She walked in very surprised, wanting to see the fairy office.

The three green and new bamboo houses were actually supported by more than a dozen thick bamboo poles, suspended in mid-air.

She didn't know what a Diaojiaolou was, she had never heard of it.

A fat black man was lying on the stairs drinking wine with a jug, his eyes were hazy: "Yo~beauty~where are you from~"

Queen: Stay!

Daiyu followed behind her, and wanted to leave as soon as she turned around, but was blocked by Yao Sanlang.

Yao Sanlang: "What are you doing?"

Daiyu stomped her feet angrily: "Master is drunk again!" It was so embarrassing, I really wanted to avoid it.

The queen was very curious, so she went over to take a look. It was clearly a man, but his breasts were so big: "You are Daiyu's master, the new head of the imperial dining room? Fourth sister Wen?"

Why does it look like a man?Do you look so miserable?

"Hey hey hey~" The black fat man shook the jug in his hand: "I just stole the wine from the imperial dining room, drink it well."

The queen's complexion is not very good-looking, and no one likes people who are rich in private pockets.

Yao Sanlang went over to make formulas and recite the mantra, throwing the nectar mantra and the heart-purifying mantra one after another: "Wake up, don't embarrass your disciple!"

Daiyu knelt down and poked Master's arm: "Master, Master, you must either wash off your disguise, or fix your body."

Please, tie up your breasts in the face of such a man?Or just wash off the disguise, okay?

Fourth Sister Wen was woken up by the Manna Curse, she rubbed her eyes, and flicked her back with her backhand, Biubiu's chest disappeared.

The queen exclaimed: "Ah! It's gone!"

Fourth Sister Wen rubbed her face: "Don't call me beauty, I'm a man now, so don't tell me."

She got up, stretched, and twisted her body: "Oh, I'm almost suffocated...especially when eating and drinking, I can't get out of it."

Daiyu said distressedly: "Master, there are no outsiders here, so it doesn't matter if you take it easy, right?"

My master's face turned red from being strangled. Although I haven't tried it, I guess he must be out of breath.

Fourth Sister Wen pouted: "Yes, but I promised my brother not to reveal anything until that day."

She lowered her head and poked her chest: "I have never had such strong chest muscles in my life."

The queen brought Daiyu to the side and asked in a low voice, "Daiyu, is your master really a woman?"

Daiyu nodded: "Master is now disguised as another person. The emperor and Uncle Zhuo asked her to do it. My master looks very good."

The queen breathed a sigh of relief: "It doesn't matter if you look good or not, since it's your master, it must be a woman."

Yao Sanlang rolled his eyes: "Fourth Sister, can you do it? If you drink like that, no one will know if someone comes in. Things will break down on you. Look at how I and the surname Zhuo will deal with you."

Fourth Sister Wen rolled her eyes: "Yo~ You and my brother have always been at odds, how can you deal with me together? Hey, last night you respectfully called someone Mr. Zhuo, but you changed it today? Why are you so arrogant? Haven't eaten in the morning?"

Yao Sanlang smiled proudly: "I've eaten it. I ate it in Yongfu Palace. The Empress finished her breakfast, and my sister Lin and I ate up the rest of the table. I said you didn't prepare this breakfast well, I know With Sister Lin around, I don’t prepare meat, it’s all! Yes! Vegetarian!”

Fourth Sister Wen snorted coldly: "She hasn't practiced martial arts for two days, why eat meat? If she doesn't practice martial arts and eats meat, she will gain weight."

The queen couldn't bear to listen to this: "Will you be fat? Don't you know how thin Daiyu is as a master?"

Fourth Sister Wen spread her hands: "Did you see her eating? Can you eat?"

The queen had no choice but to nod, it was more than edible, it scared the baby.

Fourth Sister Wen said helplessly: "She eats so much every meal and has never gained weight. What can I do?"

The queen thought of Erlang's unreasonable time, and waved her hand: "You are her master and a cook, so you should figure out a way, otherwise, what's the use of you?"

Fourth Sister Wen laughed angrily: "Sister, who are you so lenient! Labor and capital are too lazy to chat with you, Daiyu! Stop watching the fun! Change your clothes and go run around! I will let Sanlang follow you later." Duel, you are getting more and more lazy now!"

Daiyu wanted to say that it was the queen, master, can you stop messing with whoever you are?

Yao Sanlang, who was harboring evil intentions, grabbed his cuffs and whispered in his ear: "Don't worry, the empress has a big heart, and the fourth sister never listens to persuasion, so let her go. Even if the empress is angry and wants to punish her, Who can catch her."

Daiyu remembered Master's respectful attitude towards the emperor, and went into the bamboo hut depressed to change clothes.

Yao Sanlang sat on the steps of the door with a full face, thinking that there is only a wall between me and Daiyu who is changing clothes, and in ten years there will be no such wall!

The queen scolded angrily: "Yao Zhenren is a real god, how dare you offend him like this!"

Fourth Sister Wen quickly reached out and touched her face: "Hehehe, he looks good, doesn't he?"

The queen covered her face: "You, you, be bold!"

Yao Sanlang saw that the quarrel between the two women would affect Daiyu's changing clothes in the room, so he quickly set up a restraint to prevent the sound from passing through.

Daiyu asked softly at the door: "Brother Sanlang, are you there?"

Yao Sanlang turned around: "I'm here, what's the matter?"

Daiyu asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty likes my Qiankun Circle very much. I know this is very precious. Wearing it on my body has some mysterious senses. I won't give it away. Can you get one that looks similar to mine? I think Give her one. Brother Sanlang, okay?"

Yao Sanlang thought for a while: "I'm not very good at making fakes. I'll tell your master later that she knows people who are fake."

Oh oh oh so happy~ Sister Lin is reluctant to give away what I gave her!Even if she is the queen, she can't bear it!so happy~

Daiyu asked suspiciously: "Can't there be another one carved on the same piece of wood? Oh, maybe I can't find it, so as long as it is lightning struck jujube wood?"

Yao Sanlang said: "Well, this is a hundred-year-old jujube tree that was struck by lightning. The core of the tree was gouged out to make Qiankun circles. It has been used up in other places. Don't worry, the fake business can produce things that are difficult to distinguish between real and fake. , I will add a few more spells, it will be very good."

"En." Daiyu responded in a low voice, and said softly through the door: "Brother Sanlang, I..."

She wanted to say something, but she didn't know what to say, she wrinkled her nose anxiously and was about to cry.

Why is it that I am not very clear about my own thoughts?

Yao Sanlang squatted on the ground and wanted to cry while scratching the ground. After scratching twice, he pinched his fingers and counted. Fortune-telling can't figure out what a girl is thinking. I mean, sister, do you feel better?"

Daiyu said softly, "It's much better."

Yao Sanlang heard her hesitation, he was overjoyed and asked again: "But I feel that you and I are a lot stranger, don't you?"

Daiyu said, "Yes."

Yao Sanlang thought that I was still not very good at reeding, so he asked directly: "I have a magic weapon, but I don't have a kit, can my sister make one for me?" Zhuo Dong came to teach me, and if it works, I will call him Zhuo If it doesn't work, sir, hum.

Daiyu thought for a while, brother Sanlang is too attentive, I can't agree to anything else, and doing some needlework should not be a problem: "Okay. It's just that I'm not good at women, and I don't know how to embroider. If you don't like it, I won't do it." gone."

Yao Sanlang clenched his fists, laughed silently three times, and said calmly: "It doesn't matter, I will wrap that thing in a piece of cloth now, as long as you make a bag with a bottom."

The queen stopped arguing with Fourth Sister Wen, and the two of them watched the emotional entanglement between the cute boy and the little girl.

Fourth Sister Wen was not in a hurry to urge Daiyu to practice martial arts, and she didn't want to be cute if she was cute.

Daiyu chuckled, implying something: "But I'm slow, I'll be with me for a month or two, and I'll be with me for three to five years. I don't know if you can wait?"

Yao Sanlang heard her implication and was very excited: "I will wait, as long as you are not married, I will wait."

Daiyu remained silent.

Yao Sanlang said: "If you are married, I will go and grab it."

Daiyu said: "You! You! Well, you really deserve to be my master's friend, you are really a robber."

Yao Sanlang spoke confidently: "I'm talking about purses."

Daiyu knew that what he was talking about wasn't purse at all: "Hmph."

Yao Sanlang smiled warmly and stupidly: "Hehehehehe~"

Daiyu opened the door abruptly, looked at Yao Zhenren who was squatting at the door and stood up abruptly: "Get out of the way, I'm going to run with my legs stretched."

The two had reached a strange consensus, Yao Sanlang smiled like a golden retriever, and moved to the side.

Daiyu just ran for half a circle.

Fourth Sister Wen said in a low voice, "Although I couldn't hear what they were saying, I guessed it."

The queen smiled: "I guessed it too~"

The emperor came in with the minister of rites and the historian, and the two officials on foot met the emperor sitting on the dragon chariot at the door.The emperor pointed to Daiyu who was striding over from behind the house: "This is it."

She was actually wearing light brown short brown with cuffs tied up and leggings.The legs look so thin!

The queen hid in Daiyu's dressing room when she heard footsteps, but she didn't know who it was.

Fourth Sister Wen (still pretending to be Jiang Da) saw a minister coming in, and hurriedly displayed her acting skills, leaned over and flattered Yao Zhenren who was holding the bamboo tube: "God, give me something, and I will hold it for you~"

Yao Zhenren threw the bamboo tube to 'Jiang Da' with a cold face.

The servant of the Ministry of Rites coughed: "Miss Lin, accept the order."

Omit...

The emperor used to drink bamboo juice from half a bamboo tube, and his oral ulcers healed immediately. The bamboo clears away heat and fire.

Daiyu suspects that he wants to exchange this Xuanzhen eldest princess for Yao Sanlang's elixir, which is a brain hole given by the queen.

Found an excuse and wanted to refuse:

One, this is not in line with etiquette. Whether the Supreme Emperor and the Emperor like me, or want me to serve Sanqing, I shouldn't be named the eldest princess.

Two, I want to serve my parents, not be the eldest princess.

Three, I have no royal blood.A man with a foreign surname is not allowed to be a king, so how can a woman with a foreign surname be a princess?

The emperor nodded: "A minister of the Ministry of Rites, and the two servants of the Ministry of Rites have never quarreled with me, so you give up. Come, call me brother."

After the minister of the Ministry of Rites announced the decree, he stuffed the decree into Daiyu's hand and left. He had to work overtime when he returned.

The historian squatted on the ground next to him, writing vigorously.

The emperor walked over and took out the manuscript in his hand: "I am too lazy to say it again, you can read it yourself."

The official historian recorded the whole process of the quarrel in the court, although the writing was relatively concise.

Daiyu holds it and looks at it