[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Zhuo Donglai patted her head contentedly: "What does Zelan want?"

So cute!When it comes to being cute, no one in the world can match her!

I want to buy buy buy for you!Whatever you want!

Fourth Sister Wen raised her head and drank the ten-year-old royal wine in one gulp.

Hold chopsticks and walk around the table, braised octopus, fried pork slices, capers with minced meat, tomato cauliflower, potted shrimp, double pepper fish head, tomato sirloin, saliva chicken, sour bamboo shoots and tofu soup.She ate a shrimp.

Feeling drunk, she blushed and said sweetly, "I want my brother to hug me~"

Daiyu giggled and hid her smile by covering her face with her hands by eating the octopus.

She was amused in her heart, and said in her heart that I really have no eyes to see, the master is usually so domineering and cool, but he can be so crazily cute!

Although it is very funny, but somehow I feel a little uncomfortable in my heart, and I can't get up or down in a panic.

The emperor almost choked on the wine, and said in his heart that in the side hall of Zhenyangxin Palace, are you so crazy and cute?

I really drank too much and had no rules.But it's fun hahahaha~

Zhuo Dong saw that she was satisfied with acting like a baby, and she didn't like to have physical contact with others: "No hug."

The emperor was very pleased with the thunder, drinking wine and watching the fun, suddenly saw Zhuo Donglai's face was a little embarrassed, he was very happy at once, gloating and booing: "Hug one and hug one~~"

Yao Sanlang was also very pleased by Lei, he coaxed together: "Hold each other~~"

Daiyu frowned slightly, feeling that something was wrong, but she couldn't tell what it was.

Fourth Sister Wen pitifully tugged on his cuff: "Hug~"

Zhuo Donglai patted the back of her hand: "Don't make trouble. You see your apprentice is such a lady, you can learn from her."

Daiyu suddenly wanted to play a prank, and she also found someone to call her brother to hug her, but she looked around, no matter whether it was to Erlang brother or Sanlang brother, she was too embarrassed to say such a thing.

If daddy is next to him, he can shout, well, actually he can't, daddy will say that's not good.

She just covered her mouth and smiled, watching the excitement with a smile.

The emperor teased him: "Come east, don't be shy~"

Zhuo Donglai said lightly: "The relationship between me and Zelan is very honest and clean."

Only then did the emperor remember, oh, the booing just now was a bit too frivolous, like drinking flower wine.

Daiyu was watching the fun, but her face was flushed red hot, the Master's behavior just now was too frivolous and disrespectful.

Her heart suddenly moved, and she guessed suspiciously, did the master like Uncle Zhuo very much, or why did she always act like a baby with him?

What is the relationship between Master and Uncle Zhuo?Getting along is so complicated, weird and natural.

Fourth Sister Wen let go of his cuffs, pouted: "Hmph, brother is so boring."

The emperor couldn't stop laughing. Although he didn't want to coax him anymore, he still found it very funny, very funny.

Yao Sanlang simply wanted to record this scene and save it for the fourth sister Wen to joke when she is 80 years old~

Zhuo Donglai took a sip of the wine, sighed, and said softly, "Daiyu."

Daiyu put down her chopsticks, her expression was a little uneasy, and she said softly, "What's your order, Uncle?"

Zhuo Donglai said: "Don't imitate your master in your daily behavior, and don't imitate her drinking too much."

Fourth Sister Wen groaned.

Daiyu knew it was a good word, even though she took the opportunity to ridicule my master, it was still a good word, so she should have said so.

The emperor slammed the table and shouted, "No!"

Fourth Sister Wen was so frightened that she smeared the braised octopus on her face: "What are you shouting about! What's wrong?"

She was so scared that she ran out with a northeast accent.

He threw the hairtail on the plate and stopped eating, took the handkerchief Zhuo Donglai handed over to wipe his face.

The emperor said to Daiyu: "From now on, you can't call Guan Donglai uncle anymore. His seniority is wrong. I will talk to him about brothers. You are my younger sister and Princess Xuanzhen. You can't let his seniority be just for nothing."

Daiyu was stunned, she looked at her master, who seemed too drunk to hear her, and looked at Uncle Zhuo.

Zhuo Donglai showed a kind smile: "Your Majesty is right, it will be fine for Daiyu to call me brother from now on."

The emperor raised his eyebrows angrily, and almost threw his glass: "I finally got a gentle, cute and smart younger sister, who actually calls you brother? You think it's beautiful! Take your stupid fourth sister home to play, don't bother me." I! You are not allowed to rob me of my sister."

Zhuo Donglai smiled, glanced at Daiyu, and smiled without saying a word.

The fourth sister Wen laughed at this sister-in-law: If you don’t have a sister, you have to create a sister-in-law hahaha~

Daiyu understood: "Brother, don't be angry, I don't dare to call Mr. Zhuo my brother, that's my master's brother."

She thought to herself: You can't take it anymore, so can I still call my dad daddy in front of you?Are you going to be angry?

Why is the majestic king so narrow-minded? You can't call him uncle, you can't call him brother...you can't call him brother!

The emperor was greatly healed, nodded with a smile, and couldn't help but glance at Zhuo Donglai provocatively, to see your sister's quality, and then to see my sister's quality!Although we are not biological sisters, we have good eyesight!

Zhuo Donglai didn't want to compare such a boring thing with him, so he drank alone and said, "Sanlang."

"Ah?" Yao Sanlang, who was in a state of nympho fans, praised in his heart that 'Daiyu is so smart and exquisite' was startled, and looked over blankly: "What's the matter?"

Zhuo Donglai said: "If eunuch Liu goes to you and wants to have a private conversation with that child, don't stop him."

Yao Sanlang was puzzled: "Why? Do you know how miserable that child is?"

Zhuo Donglai took a sip of his wine and said slowly: "You know, the more cruelly a person is treated, the less he dares to betray his master.

Eunuch Liu put the child with you at ease, which means that he has trained people into a loyal puppy, even if his tongue grows back, he would not dare to bite his master back.

In the eyes of that child, his master is the cruelest and most terrifying person in the world, and he is afraid. "

Yao Sanlang understood half of what he said, and his first reaction was to cover Daiyu's ears with his hands, and glared angrily: "What you said is not unreasonable, but how can Daiyu hear such things! She is still a little girl !"

The emperor, Fourth Sister Wen, and Zhuo Donglai all cast strange glances at him: Ah, do you still know that she is a little girl?

Daiyu tried her best to grab his hand, but couldn't get it off, she struggled and said, "Why don't you let me listen? What's the matter? What child? Who is his master?"

"You're right." Yao Sanlang continued to cover her ears without letting go, and said to the drunken-eyed Fourth Sister Wen: "No wonder you didn't ask the child's details, not even his name. Wen Si, you Did you know earlier?"

Fourth Sister Wen raised her eyebrows: "What do I know? I'll wait for my brother to tell me what happened to that child. Let go of my apprentice!"

The emperor also said: "Sanlang let go! Just ask Daiyu to avoid it, don't gossip like this!"

Yao Sanlang let go of his hand covering her ears awkwardly: "I'm afraid that sister Lin will have nightmares at night."

Daiyu said calmly: "Since Mr. Zhuo wants to talk about serious matters, I will avoid it for now. Brother, Daiyu is resigning."

She stood up without looking at Yao Sanlang, and walked away with her hair messed up during the struggle.

So angry!Why are you booing!Why are you covering my ears all of a sudden, it's so annoying!

The emperor smiled.Smiling very proudly, I told you to touch my sister's face, you should!

If Yao Sanlang had ears on his head, they drooped down, and said dejectedly, "I'm so kind, it's hard for her to hear such a cruel thing. I'm afraid she will cry again."

The emperor gloated: "Princess Xuanzhen is not a child who doesn't understand anything, it's your turn to cry."

Fourth Sister Wen gloated: "You let her struggle out of your hands, okay, then she should challenge you with great interest."

Zhuo Donglai was as calm as if nothing had happened: "The embroidered clothes envoys will definitely come to you within three or two days to help them heal their wounds. They will find an excuse to gather them together, and then find an excuse to teach scriptures. Put them all to sleep, and the rest You can leave it to anyone."

Yao Sanlang poked the tomato meat with his chopsticks listlessly, feeling hopeless: "There is no excuse to gather people together... and there is no excuse to preach the scriptures..."

I made her angry again, I don't know if it was because the man and the woman couldn't kiss each other, or because I suddenly covered her ears.

Zhuo Donglai really wanted to call him 'a son and a daughter love a hero and a hero is short of breath', and he wanted to complain about 'ridiculous love, sad love'.

However, he was irreplaceable for the next highlight, so he comforted him softly: "Miss Lin's mother was seriously poisoned in the attack by the embroiderer envoy, and she may die soon. If she knows that she has avenged her for her son-in-law, It will definitely satisfy you."

The emperor smiled and looked at his friend fooling him, and nodded very seriously: "Yes!"

Hahaha I know that eating with you is much more interesting than eating alone!

Fourth Sister Wen drank two more glasses of wine and was just a little sober.

Yao Sanlang immediately sat up straight, upright and shining all over, and said with a righteous face: "Mr. Zhuo said yes! Well, I can tell them that it is very tiring to recite the mantra once. If there are many people, I can set up a gossip formation, and even more Aids in limb regeneration."

Zhuo Donglai blinked: "Bagua array?"

Yao Sanlang talked about the 10-minute yin and yang mutual generation and restraint, the yin and yang in the human body, the earth, water, fire and wind, the eight meridians, the flesh and blood...

Five elements, five links and five energy, five internal organs and six fu organs, seven emotions and six desires. (Just like fake Chinese medicine doctors selling fake medicines on third-rate TV stations.)

The eight trigrams array can be combined with the birth date horoscope, four times eight is 32.

The emperor listened carefully at first, but gradually he leaned on the table and dozed off with his hand on his chin.

Fourth Sister Wen, who was already drunk, almost slipped out of sleep and slipped under the table, but was dragged back by Zhuo Donglai's arms.

Zhuo Donglai did not fall asleep with his excellent perseverance: "Well, well said!"

I can't understand it, and others can't understand it.

Reach out and pat the emperor awake.The emperor looked around blankly, and remembered that he fell asleep listening to #%...%￥...￥￥&.

Yao Sanlang said very seriously and handsomely: "Well, it sounds quite right, there is only one small flaw, but most people fall asleep without hearing it.

As for preaching... I would say that their minds are too chaotic, and they need to calm down before they can do anything. "

The emperor yawned: "I didn't sleep well last night...cough."

With a smile on his face, he stretched out his hand to hold Yao Sanlang's hand: "It's really hard work, it won't damage your morality, will it?"

You are my father's Taoist friend and my future brother-in-law. I don't want you to lose your morality just because you cheated a few bad people.

Yao Sanlang replied seriously: "No, they are not good people, and God is not happy to see them. And I didn't lie to them, their severed limbs will regenerate afterward."

The emperor didn't understand his cold joke.

Zhuo Donglai moved, and said with a smile: "Not necessarily, maybe reincarnated as a girl?"

Yao Sanlang stroked his chin and said irresponsibly: "There is nothing missing. Well, Erlang, I will also retire."

He stood up, having recovered from the blow that Daiyu turned away mercilessly just now, ready to coax Daiyu with vigor.

The emperor waited for him to go far away, and complained: "To be honest, San Lang looks less and less like a fairy."

At first glance, it feels like a fairy, with a fairy-like demeanor, elegant and dusty, and now it is more and more flesh and blood.

His joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys all revolved around Daiyu alone. He condescended, cried and laughed for her, and begged for her. This was too weird.

Zhuo Donglai said lightly: "It's okay, when Princess Xuanzhen returns to the south of the Yangtze River for the funeral, Immortal Yao will be able to restore her immortal demeanor."

He reached out and patted Fourth Sister Wen: "Ze Lan, Ze Lan! Wake up!"

Fourth Sister Wen rubbed her eyes: "Oh, why did you sleep so soundly? Could it be that Yao Sanlang gave a lecture just now?"

The emperor laughed and said, "How do you know?"

Fourth Sister Wen raised her head and smiled: "Drunk sleep is different from serious sleep~"

The emperor and Zhuo Donglai were talking about how to deal with the abolition of all the embroidered clothes envoys in the future, who they are now responsible for, and the embroidered clothes envoys. In addition to the 32 long envoys, there are some people who have some talents, but they are just mistaken. Go astray, do you want to stay?

While chatting, the emperor took out a booklet from his arms, unfolded it and saw that it was full of lists, and the two discussed how to deal with this person one by one according to the list. kill.

When they talked about things, they didn't avoid Fourth Sister Wen, because they felt at ease with her and knew that she didn't deal with people in the government.

Fourth Sister Wen was full, patted her stomach and slumped on the chair, and almost fell asleep again.

The emperor put away the pamphlet and asked, "What is the special style of eating in Jianghu?"

Fourth Sister Wen was stunned: "Ah, I didn't quite understand, what do you mean?"

The emperor thought for a while: "Have you heard of Confucian cuisine?"

"I've heard of it, but I haven't eaten it. Is it delicious?"

The emperor said: "There is a dish of gold and silver eggs. The egg whites and egg yolks are placed separately, the water chestnuts are minced and put in the egg whites, dried shrimps are minced and put in the egg yolks, and omelets are fried and placed on top of each other. The old master Confucius pays attention to the food and never tires of the details. It's his style."

Fourth Sister Wen clapped her hands: "Oh, this dish is really troublesome. It must be delicious. I will make it for Daiyu tomorrow!"

The emperor was speechless: "Also add it to the queen's breakfast, she should like it. Are there any special styles of cuisine for people in the Jianghu?"

"Pfft, let's go back to the cuisine! It's big pieces of stewed pork with wine, those who like rice eat seaweed hand rolls, those who are rich eat meat but those who don't have money put on steamed buns with pickles. It's not so particular about what to eat wherever you go."

The emperor was a little disappointed: "Donglai told me that there are many unwritten rules in Jianghu, there are many schools, but there is no cuisine?"

Zhuo Donglai frowned slightly: "Ze Lan, do you remember that? You used to do it when I was young."

Fourth Sister Wen had a strange expression on her face: "What do you mean when you were young? You said it as if I was old. I was young at that time too! Hmm!" Her eyes lit up and she patted her thigh: "I think Wake up, what did you say?"

She stood up and looked around on the table, picked up the lid of the soup bowl next to her, and took out a bag of peanuts from her arms and poured them into it.Said triumphantly: "Your Majesty, take care."

The emperor watched intently.

Fourth Sister Wen poured half of the remaining wine in her glass over the peanuts.

The emperor said disappointedly: Soak peanuts in wine?

Fourth Sister Wen put the plate on the table, making sure the surroundings were safe, and took out a torch from her bosom, shook it, and put it on the side of the plate.

The flames were fast and fierce, and they were extremely bright red, soaring nearly two feet high, it really felt like the flames were soaring into the sky.

The emperor cupped his face obsessively: "(**) Wow~"

When he was a child, he liked playing with fire and fireworks the most, and he also likes playing with firecrackers now.

The flames disappeared suddenly, there was no smoke, and there was no burnt smell. The peanuts still looked crispy, as if nothing had happened.

The emperor applauded joyfully: "This is so quack-like!"

The three of them ate the wine while sandwiching the steaming peanuts, and they could still hear the crackling sound of the peanuts.

The peanuts are extremely crispy and have a strong bouquet.

The picture was so beautiful and powerful, the emperor said enthusiastically, "Burn it again!"

Fourth Sister Wen shook her head: "It won't taste good if you burn it again, replace it with new peanuts and cook it again."

The emperor looked around: "Can braised hairtail be cooked like this?"

"No, if there is oil, it will really catch fire." Fourth Sister Wen shrugged: "It is best to play this dish outside, in the garden, by the mouth of the well. Bring out two buckets of water and prepare them. If you accidentally catch fire, you can pick them up. The bucket just spills. It's still a little dangerous inside."

After eating for a while, they dispersed, and the meal lasted long enough.

Fourth Sister Wen wandered into the bamboo grove drunkenly, thinking that Yao Sanlang would coax Daiyu again, find a room by herself to listen to the old goblin abduct the little loli, or sleep for a while, but Yao Sanlang was not here, and only Daiyu faced it alone. Looking at the bamboo forest and staring at the bamboo leaves above.

Fourth Sister Wen walked over with a smile: "Little princess~ what are you looking at~"

Without turning her head, Lin Daiyu said sadly, "Master, you also come to make fun of me."

Fourth Sister Wen turned pale with shock: "Why are you crying? Who made fun of you and made you angry?"

Daiyu cried and said: "I heard it, and you heard it too, the Supreme Emperor originally didn't want to be a princess, but when he heard that Zhenren Yao liked it, he agreed to everything.

The emperor is just envious of Mr. Zhuo having a younger sister who likes to act like a baby, and he doesn't know whether it's because of vindictiveness or jealousy, and wants me to call him brother.After all, it's not just kidding me.Even though I was young, I didn't know anything.

When this matter is over, I will go back to Yangzhou, and I will never come to the capital for the rest of my life. "

Fourth Sister Wen patted her head, she couldn't understand this noble and cute loli: "Well... yes, but you can take advantage of being a princess!"

Daiyu cried and covered her face: "Who cares?"

Fourth Sister Wen was even more at a loss. She squatted down and felt dizzy. She just sat down on the bamboo leaf and scratched her head: "Master drank too much. I don't understand why you feel uncomfortable. Daiyu, please tell Master slowly, okay? Don't worry. .”

Daiyu began to cry and said: "Yao Sanlang is too courteous, no matter where he is or who he is in front of, he only cares about me, it's not serious, what a feud."

Fourth Sister Wen nodded: "Did you mention him?"

"No." Daiyu shook her head: "He...why should I speak of him? He treats me well, but I still speak of him. How can there be any reason for that?"

Fourth Sister Wen nodded: "That's right, I'll talk to him when I have time. What else? The Supreme Emperor is an old man, and the old man only wants to live forever. Naturally, everything is based on the preferences of the gods. It's okay. Ah, don't you see that I also base my apprentice's preferences on everything?"

Daiyu couldn't cry anymore, so she said softly, "To make this eldest princess is not the norm of a monarch and his ministers, and it will make father and daughter embarrassing when they meet."

Fourth Sister Wen rolled her eyes: "Can you stop talking nonsense?"

Daiyu laughed angrily: "Master! Is this slang?"

Fourth Sister Wen said: "Just now I heard Jia Hansha tell Jia Baoyu, and I didn't understand a word of what he said. What ordinary people don't understand is slang. I didn't understand what you said. Why did you see your father?" Is it embarrassing?"

Daiyu explained hundreds of words about the Book of Rites in 3 minutes, and stopped when she saw Fourth Sister Wen's eyes on the mosquito coil, and explained as simply as possible: "The son-in-law wants to treat the princess with the courtesy of a king and a minister, and the concubine in the palace sees it. My parents are not allowed to salute, according to the rules of the Book of Rites, although it is not written in the Book of Rites, but I guess I will be followed by a bunch of court ladies and eunuchs when I go home. , you can no longer call me Daiyu, you have to salute me. All the princess’s parents-in-law have to salute her, this is not counted according to the family, but only the distinction between monarch and minister. What’s so good about it! How embarrassing!”

"Oh……"

"And the emperor just didn't allow me to call Mr. Zhuo uncle, so will he not allow me to call my dad daddy?"

"Did you ask?"

Daiyu stomped her feet: "I really want to ask, I'm afraid the emperor didn't remember it at first, but I remembered it when I asked!"

Fourth Sister Wen touched her face: "The maids and eunuchs have been assigned to you, so you have to teach them to be honest, and beat them up if they refuse to obey. It should be strictly prohibited? You go home, the sky is as high as the emperor is far away, and you can do whatever you want." You, even in the palace, you are not so casual in private."

"Oh..." Daiyu was still a child who was easy to coax, so she became much more comfortable after persuading her like this.

Fourth Sister Wen still felt dizzy from drinking too much, so she lay on the thick bamboo leaves and looked at her smiling with her arms under her pillow.how cute!

Seeing that Master was already lying down, Daiyu had no choice but to sit down and whispered, "Master, why were you hugging... just now?"

Oops I can't even say it!

Fourth Sister Wen touched her face and was taken aback: "What's wrong?"

"Men and women can't get close, you are not brothers and sisters, and there are outsiders around, how can you make fun of it. Master, you drank too much at that time, don't you remember how the emperor and Yao Sanlang were booing, they all..." Daiyu also don't know what to say.

She was genuinely worried about her master. Master was too frivolous and behaved frivolously. Although everyone present would not spread the word, they would look down on her.

Master is obviously a very good woman. If Mr. Zhuo really likes her, he should marry her.If you don't like it, don't let her mess around.He is obviously such a serious and deep person, but he always teases Master. This kind of teasing makes people feel that Master is not self-respecting.

Fourth Sister Wen didn't even think about it, she lay on the ground and looked at her happily, and said lazily: "They are not the same kind of people as I am. , why be so rigid.

It won't be spread out, it will ruin my reputation, what's the point of joking. "

Daiyu lowered her eyes and said nothing, after a while she said slowly: "Master, do you like Mr. Zhuo?"

Fourth Sister Wen was sleeping with her eyes closed, but she opened her eyes suddenly after hearing this, and frowned: "What do you mean?"

Daiyu answered more shyly than she did: "Master, you understand in your heart. Your attitude towards him is not ordinary."

"That's because he's different from others." Fourth Sister Wen said with a little admiration: "No one can compare with him. I like him quite a bit, but not the way Yao Sanlang likes you."

His IQ is more than eight times mine!I almost kneel down in admiration!

Daiyu was embarrassed to discuss this issue with her in detail, firstly because she was too young to talk about love and love, and secondly because she didn't understand it very well.

She just blinked ignorantly: "Master, take care of your heart, don't miss it."

Fourth Sister Wen smiled: "Daiyu, you don't understand." He is cold-hearted, what the hell!

My old lady seduced him back then. He looked at me with knee-length hair and asked me why I had so much fat on my stomach.

Immediately I also became frigid.

Fourth Sister Wen rubbed her face: "Yinglian will cry for you when she hears you say such a thing."

Daiyu lowered her head in embarrassment, and suddenly her eyes lit up: "Master, do you still remember the first time Mr. Zhuo saw Miss Zhen? He was very dissatisfied with her, as if jealous!"

"Go, go, you know what it means to be jealous!" Fourth Sister Wen frowned, "Don't just dismantle Master's love life and face Yao Sanlang bravely if you encounter relationship problems yourself!"

Daiyu smiled embarrassedly: "He has gone to lecture the Supreme Emperor, I don't need to face him."

Her face changed slightly: "But, I should go see the Supreme Emperor, right? My adoptive father... This is too strange. Why did I become the eldest princess?"

Fourth Sister Wen patted her hand: "Well, then you have to go and have a look. After all, he has sealed your imperial decree."

Daiyu pouted: "The imperial decree has been taken away. The emperor sent a censor to deliver the decree to my father. I don't know if my father can bear it."

I also wrote a letter explaining the whole story, and asked him to take it back to show to my dad.According to him, he just came back from Yangzhou to investigate the assassination of my family. My parents are fine.Alas, I don't know if Dad is happy or sad after receiving the order?

I saw the sunrise of Fusang, and I saw Xiyushan.

When I was drunk, Qianren helped me away, and the crescent moon curved on the treetops.

It was getting dark, and Yao Sanlang came back with a cold face.

One of the three bamboo houses was still lit, and there was a slender, beautiful and lovely figure, which was Daiyu at first glance.

He was very tired at first, but when he saw that she was still waiting for him, he was full of joy and exhaustion, and walked over: "Sister Lin, are you still asleep?"

Daiyu said, "Come in."

Yao Sanlang leaned against the door and said with a smile, "Come and open the door for me."

Daiyu stood up and said with a smile, "Why didn't you come in through the wall?"

"Tired."

Daiyu came to open the door as soon as she finished speaking. She was already going to sleep. She untied her hair in a bun, her waist-length black hair was loose, and she was wearing pajamas and pajamas with light yellow and gray prints: "The scriptures have been lectured for so long? I have been with you for a long time."

Yao Sanlang chuckled: "If I knew you were waiting for me, I would have been back long ago." A little tiredness appeared on his face.

The two sat down at the table, and Daiyu asked, "Did you see the embroidered clothes envoy?"

Daiyu knew the general plan, but she didn't know where it was going, and she was vaguely aware that they were deliberately avoiding her.Just seeing him so tired and coming back so late, I can guess.If you just went to lecture the Sutra to the Supreme Emperor, why would you be so tired?

Yao Sanlang drank his saliva, and the more he looked at the beauties under the lamp, the more energetic he became.He rubbed his face and nodded.

Daiyu hesitated, and asked carefully, "Can you tell me?"

Yao Sanlang thought about today's experience: being a private teacher to the Supreme Emperor, giving lectures, leading exercises, giving him lectures on the art of the room, and chatting for a while.The Supreme Emperor asked if Yao Shenxian was satisfied with Princess Xuanzhen?Yao Sanlang couldn't be more satisfied!The Supreme Emperor immediately made a promise that as long as Daiyu was eleven or twelve years old, he would make an engagement for the two of them, and they would be married in two years.

When he left the Supreme Palace, he was humming a ditty.

Then the ugly eunuch Liu appeared in front of him, begging him to come along begging him.

Yao Sanlang played a cold but kind-hearted man, and he was taken to a remote and desolate palace in the palace.

Several old eunuchs knelt down and begged Yao Zhenren to help them restore their descendants' roots, so that they could pass on the family line and be worthy of their ancestors.

Yao Sanlang said very routinely: You are in the palace!It's the eunuch!If it is restored, it will be a dirty palace!

After a while, the old eunuchs revealed their identities. In fact, they were all embroidered clothes envoys. They would not stay in the palace, but would only marry wives and have children outside the palace to carry on the family line.And he will definitely repay Immortal Yao well.

Yao Shenxian said righteously that I don't need to repay, pretending that he saw these old men crying pitifully, moved his heart, and wanted to give it a try.Chanting a spell, I brought back two balls for one of them.

Then he wiped his sweat and said out of breath that he couldn't do it. He could only cast the spell once a day. He saved the child in the morning, but now he can't do it.

He also used his sharp tongue, and when the old eunuch was holding his balls and tears streaming down his face, he said that if there were a few more people, according to the horoscope of their birthdays, praying to heaven together, maybe they could reverse the time of the heavens and make them happy. They're back on the stick.

The old eunuchs looked at the only two balls for a while, then touched them with admiration and admiration, and said that they could make up 32 balls in total.Yao Sanlang expressed disgust at this scene even with his eyes closed, so disgusting!

Yao Shenxian made an appointment with them, and gave out a list of supplements for Ganoderma lucidum, pine nuts, and sealwort to the old eunuchs who must express their gratitude.

The old eunuchs saw that they didn't ask for money, um, they really are gods!In line with a mentality of taking advantage of small advantages, you must try it!

The time to come back is now.Those above looked simple, but it took him more than an hour of effort to successfully fool them.

Yao Zhenren sorted out today's schedule carefully, and concluded as follows: "Lecture to the Supreme Emperor, thank her for making you the eldest princess. I have already started planning, wait for the surprise~"

Seeing that he was unwilling to speak, Daiyu knew that the involvement was far-reaching, so she didn't ask, but said: "Brother Sanlang, what size purse do you want me to make for you, what kind of purse do you want, what color do you like? What to put in it? Give me Size, so I can go ask the empress for materials to start work."

Ah... so annoying!If I don't practice martial arts well, my master will scold me for being lazy.If I don't study hard, my dad will say I'm lazy!If I don't do a good job as a female celebrity, my mother will say that I am lazy!How can I live so much!

Yao Sanlang took out a small jade paperweight from his pocket, about two inches long, less than three villages, one inch wide, and half an inch thick. The jade is as white as lard, and the lines of some monsters are vaguely depicted: "This , don’t touch it, just look at the size.”

Daiyu asked curiously, "Why can't you touch it? Is it also your magic weapon?"

"Yes." Yao Sanlang explained: "This thing can summon the beasts in my master's sect and the friends I know, it's very powerful."

Daiyu looked at him with a smile, seemingly not believing, but also curious.

Stared at by those bright eyes, Yao Sanlang almost wanted to demonstrate it to her, but he was really tired: "I'm going back to sleep, I won't be with you anymore, I'm too tired. Why are fools so tired! I'm really convinced about this Sis, she is too powerful."

Daiyu declined to comment.Hmph, my master is very good at fooling people, but this is not a good word, I don't admit it!

Yao Sanlang went back to sleep and fell asleep. The most tiring time of living for hundreds of years was this time fooling the old eunuchs.

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Suddenly a woman came, dressed as a fairy, and said softly: "Daoist friend, I live above the sky of Lihen, in the sea of ​​sorrow, and I am Fangchun Mountain Sending Fragrance Cave too illusory to police the fairy fairy; Amorous feelings and monthly debts, a woman in charge of the world resents men for being idiots."

Yao Sanlang looked at her expressionlessly: "What do you want to do?"

I can also be regarded as traveling in the blue clouds and the sea at night, why didn't I know there was such a place?This is a wild goblin?

He looked down at himself, and he was actually wearing a Taoist robe with bare feet, just like he was dressed on the bed.

Strange how I got here, am I not sleeping?Anything can fall into a dream?

The slender waist, big breasts and long legs, who is suspected of being a wild goblin, Jing Huan Xiangu: "Since you have the skills to reach the sky, you can know that on the bank of the Sansheng Stone on the bank of the Ling River in the west, there is sometimes a waiter from the Chiying Palace Shenying who irrigates it with nectar every day, so it can last for a long time." years.

Later, after being nourished by the essence of heaven and earth and dew again, she shed the womb of vegetation and cultivated into a female body.Swim outside the sky of Lihen all day long, eat honey and green fruits as a meal when hungry, and drink sea water as soup when thirsty.

Later, because the waiter of Shenying went down to the world to create a fantasy fate, which touched the lingering feeling in his five hearts, he decided to follow the next life as a human being, and return him with all the tears in his life, in order to repay the favor of the waiter Shenying for watering him.The crimson pearl fairy grass has been born, but a case of a romantic enemy, deduces a former alliance between wood and stone.

Fellow Daoists, however, have a lot of troubles, turning an orphaned girl into a princess, breaking up Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu, disturbing the karma of others like this, wouldn't it?"

Click!

Yao Sanlang raised his hand and slashed at her to tell her to shut up, he laughed back in anger, "Ha ha."

I was so angry that I didn't even know how to swear. Forget it, I didn't know how to swear at all. At this time, Sister Wen should come over and take charge of swearing. She has a good way of swearing at people!Tsk!This is a coquettish bitch!

He had a cold face: "Sister Lin's fate cannot be manipulated by you, a self-important mountain monster."

Fairy Jing Huan's clothes were torn by □□, her willow eyebrows stood on end, and she said angrily: "You are so arrogant! Boy, what are you doing to dare to be so rude to me!"

She held a sword in her hand with a serious attitude.Many fairies respect her very much, and she has never been so unreasonable.

Yao Sanlang sneered: "My master is Wuzhuang Temple Yushi Tongjun (Zhenyuan Daxian), the Taoist priest has gone to the peach banquet, eaten ginseng fruit, offered gifts in front of the Jade Emperor, and paid homage to the Tathagata in the west.

You demon girl dare to mess around in front of me!The Sansheng Stone is clearly in the underworld, so what does it have to do with the West Heavenly Spirit River?Lihentian is the supremely pure and moral heavenly deity, how can mere grass and tree monsters reach the 33rd heaven?With a good tongue like you, you should be a storyteller, coaxing ignorant mortals, and you are still far from being able to deceive the Taoist master! "

You are not as good as Xiang Baozi!Fourth Sister Wen is the big fool!You are a fart.

Fairy Jing Huan choked, and her face was full of anger: "Good boy, you have such a big tone, you are not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue. There are countless loose immortals who have gone out under the sect of the Great Immortal Zhenyuan, and there are 48 apprentices around him alone. It's the truth of Taoism. How dare you use tiger skin as a cloak, and borrow someone else's skirt to cover your feet! Shameless!

To save face and call you a Taoist friend, you are just a poor Taoist priest who cheats on food and drink, and has turned into a good face to deceive ordinary people!Aren't you serving the Supreme Emperor to seek food and clothing, falling into the mortal world and being trapped by wealth and honor! "

Yao Sanlang scolded: "How can you be so stupid to understand the intentions of the Taoist master! A hero has his heart, but it is hard to know the favor, and it is easy to point out the complaint. After a few days, today I saw that the Taoist master was a little tired, so he came to take advantage of the situation, so shameless.

Are you tired of being a Daoist?It's just a trick to trick you, a witch with weird whereabouts, I didn't expect you to be so arrogant and daring.Dare to claim to be above Lihentian, if everyone in my Taoist school heard about it, I would smash you to pieces! "

Fairy Jing Huan's angry face turned even redder: "I see you are handsome, so I came here to persuade you, you reckless brat"

Yao Sanlang didn't give her a chance to speak, and continued to chatter: "Do you know that 33 days, Lihentian is the highest; four hundred and four diseases, lovesickness is the most painful! When the Taoist captured you alive and filled you in the eyes of Donghai, Then I caught your concubine to fill Xihai's eyes, so that you can taste the sorrow