[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Queen: "I want to recognize her as my daughter! It's so strange that you want to recognize her as your sister!"

Your age, her age, what kind of sister do you recognize!It is enough for her to be your daughter.

The emperor spread his hands: "Really, Zitong thinks so, I have already made an order."

The queen said: "Have you discussed this matter with the Supreme Emperor?"

The emperor whispered: "The Supreme Emperor said that as long as Zhenren Yao is happy, it will be fine."

To be honest, it's quite frustrating. At the beginning, the father disagreed, saying that my monarch, his ministers, and my son are Gangchang, and I am disturbing Gangchang.

I told my father to stop the thunderous anger, listen to my son, this is not only my son's excitement, Yao Zhenren listened to his son's suggestion, he is very happy.He admired Miss Lin almost to the point of madness,

The father was furious at that time: What do you say about Yao Zhenren!How do you say he is crazy?Are you not afraid of retribution?He is informal, free and easy, unrestrained, and contemptuous of the world of mortals.Since Yao Zhenren meant it, then use Yin.

The emperor thought that my father is so bad, how can I say it?

The queen was angry: "I finally wanted to adopt a adopted daughter, and you told me that I have a younger sister?"

I am full of maternal love for her, and I am waiting for you to be less busy and irritable after a while, and tell you about accepting her as a foster daughter, you are very kind!Give me a cut first and then play!

The emperor persuaded: "Aren't the adopted daughter and younger sister both princesses, almost."

The queen became even angrier: "What do you mean? The righteous daughter is so cute, and the younger sisters are all yin and yang. Look at your younger sisters, either they can't speak, or they have a dead face. Every time they enter the palace, they say hello to you." Taunting me out of words...don't want my sister."

The sister-in-laws have bad tempers, and they are so disrespectful to the second concubine who has not yet become a queen, so that the queen hates creatures like her sister.

The emperor rolled his eyes: "I just want a cute sister because my sisters are too bastards!"

Seeing that the queen seemed to be even more angry, he immediately said: "Queen, good wife ~ Zi Tong ~ The princesses have bad tempers because their parents did not teach them well (yes, they like black emperors and concubines). Live with you, let you teach."

The queen was a little relieved, and pouted: "I still want someone to call me mother... huh..."

When will I have my own children? We have been married for ten years!The days are not short!

I have nothing to show so far... Although I am only 22 years old, it is enough to make people worry.

The emperor leaned over to touch her waist brazenly, with a playful smile: "Do you want me to call you?"

The queen caught a glimpse of the master and apprentice standing next to study the imperial decree and raised their heads to look at it with panic on their faces. She thought that they might have heard it.

She said gloomyly: "You call!"

Can you save some face for me?Give me a son who can't live up to it. When your bastard sisters bullied me, you went out to find someone to drink and chat with. Now, I see if you really have the face to call your mother!If you can say anything, you are shameless!

After holding the imperial decree and reading it three times curiously, Fourth Sister Wen was stunned to find a lot of unknown characters.

By the way, she is not illiterate, she just has a lot of traditional characters and doesn't know them.

The emperor made a gesture and moved his dantian: "(⊙o⊙)!!"

shouted.

Fourth Sister Wen tapped her acupoints like lightning, kept her face paralyzed, hugged the little apprentice who was limp in her arms with a smile, lowered her head and looked at the imperial decree solemnly: "What is this word?"

After listening to cross talk for many, many years, she has keenly grasped the jokes.

The queen waited for a while: "Why don't you bark?"

The emperor looked at her innocently: "I have called you before, oh! What does Zi Tong want me to call?"

The queen could not speak.It is angry and funny.

Daiyu buried her face in Master's arms to cover her smile, trembling: "Oh, my stomach hurts, Master took me back to rest for a while."

I can't do it anymore, I can't walk anymore after laughing, even if Master turns into a man, let her hug me, I can't help it anymore.

Fourth Sister Wen carried her to the bamboo hut, pretending to be serious and asked, "Isn't the imperial decree full of praise for you?"

She thought of Taoxin Heipang and Hothead Fish, Master Miao and Sheng Shengzi, those were her lost youth.

Daiyu was weakly hugged by her master and princess, with her head resting on her chest, listening to the pounding in the master's generous chest: "Hahahahaha yes~ I'm so happy to be praised hahahaha"

The queen was blushing, and the emperor smiled cheaply.

Any fool would know that she wasn't happy being praised, but she couldn't help it and burst out laughing.

"Have you praised your martial arts skills?" Fourth Sister Wen tried her best to play an illiterate with no common sense. She knew that the royal family would not praise women's martial arts skills.

Daiyu said shyly, "No, maybe the person who drafted the decree didn't know that I was good at martial arts, or they didn't want to write it."

After she entered the room with Daiyu in his arms, Yao Sanlang squeezed to the door: "I'll close the door for you." He shut himself inside.

After closing the door to avoid the emperor and empress, Fourth Sister Wen and Daiyu laughed wildly, laughing so hard that they almost beat the bed!

Silent laughter, silent laughter, silent gestures to each other, making faces to express the emotions in their hearts.

Yao Zhenren: Demons dancing wildly!

The Queen arrived at the door after a short slip, blushing angrily and eavesdropping on how she was being laughed at.

But there was no laughter, and there was no talk about the emperor's nonsense just now.She felt a little better, not because she was worried about Daiyu and Yao Shenxian talking nonsense, they were both very nice, and she was afraid that Fourth Sister Wen, who had a bad mouth, would laugh at her.

Yao Sanlang quietly waited for them to laugh enough, winked at Fourth Sister Wen, and sent a voice transmission: I told you last night, don't forget.

Fourth Sister Wen didn't dare to laugh too exaggeratedly. She hugged her belly and twitched for a while, fearing that the mask on her face would be torn, she calmed down and nodded: "Daiyu, go out to practice martial arts after you have had enough rest. Don't think you can be lazy, you I have to go home to accompany my parents in a few days, and it is not convenient to practice on the road for a few days, so hurry up and make up for the homework that was delayed on the way.”

The queen, who was eavesdropping on the conversation outside, turned pale with fright: Is Daiyu going home?

Oh yes, she has a home.

Daiyu was originally smiling, but when she heard the word parents, she suddenly stopped laughing and said softly, "Master, will you go back with me when the time comes? I'm afraid I'm not capable enough, and the house...is not safe enough. "

What if someone attacks my father again, what if I'm not in his study at that time?

The queen poked the emperor and said in a low voice, "Take Lin Ruhai back to the capital~"

The emperor stamped back: "Zitong, the harem is not allowed to be involved in politics. Lin Qing is full of ambitions in the south of the Yangtze River, showing great ambitions, and there is no real shortage in the court. Ask him to fill in. Now there are a few vacancies that are dispensable, but they are called Mingsheng." Dark down."

Fourth Sister Wen said: "If you know that you are not capable enough, hurry up to practice. Don't think about relying on others. Master, I was not reliable back then."

Daiyu pouted slightly, and said coquettishly: "Master~ I just hope to listen to Master's teachings from time to time~ Master, I can't bear you~"

Yao Sanlang seemed to be a hot-blooded youth: "Sister Lin, you can rely on me!"

The emperor thought outside the door: She can also rely on me. I can't transfer Lin Ruhai back to Beijing, but I can send more internal guards there.

He was very busy and didn't have much time to lie in the corner. He was going to listen to the imperial envoy Qin Zhongyu who came back from Jiangnan to find out what.

Fourth Sister Wen's face was itchy, but she didn't dare to scratch her face, so she could only scratch her neck, meaning: "Hey, I want to go back with you, but I have to send Yinglian back, and I have to stay with Baozi for a few days when I come back. There's a hole."

In slang, a hole means a wound that penetrates the body.

Daiyu's face paled in fright: "Hey, is it that serious?"

Although she has never met Senior Sister Baozi, the other three senior sisters are very amiable, and Senior Sister Baozi should be very good.Got holes in the body, oh my god.

Fourth Sister Wen patted her head: "So you have to practice martial arts well. When the book is used up, you will regret less, and the money will not be enough to spend at the end of the month. Those who practice martial arts regret that they have practiced less before going into battle."

Daiyu cried and asked: "Senior Sister, where is she hurt? Is it serious? Can I go and see her?"

Fourth Sister Wen thought for a while: "Well, there was a cross-cut on the arm. It's a bit nonsense to say it's not serious, but it's serious, and the arm didn't fall off. You can go if you want, um, let me tell you in advance, the palace will be closed in the past two days. I'll take care of her when I'm done with the business here, and I won't be with you anymore."

Daiyu nodded: "Yeah."

Fourth Sister Wen stroked her hair and sighed: "Practice well. Don't worry too much. Master has seen all kinds of storms and waves all these years. Your senior sister is not an idle person. No one has any injuries. You are very talented. You must practice hard."

Yao Sanlang also said: "Don't worry, you don't have any bloodshed, but you have to work hard!"

Daiyu was coaxed out to exercise, and smiled at the queen: "Your Majesty~"

The queen kept a straight face and got angry for a while: "Forget it, it's probably because you and I don't have the fate of mother and daughter, so we came to call sister-in-law."

Daiyu called softly: "Sister-in-law~"

The queen savored it carefully, and it was also very sweet and soft, so she became happy: "Yes. Good."

The same two words, you can pronounce them much better than others!i like it~

Fourth Sister Wen poked her head out from the room: "Daiyu! Go run around! Madam, can you come in and talk?"

Daiyu started to run away, very fast.

The queen went in without fear at all. There seemed to be two men in the room, one was the fourth sister Wen who was dressed as Jiang Da, and the other was Yao Sanlang who looked like a nympho.

She looked at the bamboo house curiously, and the walls, tables and chairs here were all made of bamboo, and the room was filled with a delicate fragrance.

Fourth Sister Wen said: "Your Majesty, I'm sorry to offend you just now, but don't worry, I'll be gone soon."

The queen was taken aback, she had never seen anyone who spoke like this: "Hmph, you want to accompany Daiyu back to the south of the Yangtze River?"

Fourth Sister Wen leaned over and said with a smile, "Yes, but that's something that will happen later. I need your help with something right now."

The queen took a step back and said, "Don't lean in."

Fourth Sister Wen didn't take it seriously either: "Madam, Yao Zhenren will go to select Taoist boys soon, and I have to follow him to serve him with Jiang Da's face. You can watch Daiyu practice martial arts, meditate, and select Taoist boys." Don't let her get out of here until it's over?"

The queen thought for a while: "Talk to me after you restore your original appearance."

Fourth Sister Wen took out a bottle of secret make-up remover and splashed it on her face, Yao Sanlang covered her face with her sleeve.

Half of her skin and half of her beard fell off her face as if disfigured, and she randomly pulled off the leather mask that should be pulled off, and took out a handkerchief to wipe the powder on her face.

The queen said to herself: I saw a ghost with a green face and teeth like saws.Spread human skin on the couch, hold a colored brush and paint it; after throwing the brush, lift the skin, like a vibrating garment, put it on the body, and then turn into a woman.

Yao Sanlang lay on the window enchantingly: "Hey, Wen Si, the way you remove your makeup is getting uglier every year. I want to see Daiyu wash her eyes."

When Daiyu was running, she saw him lying on the window smiling and looking at her, so she waved to him.

Yao Sanlang waved the floating dust enthusiastically: "Come on! Come on!"

Fourth Sister Wen rolled her eyes and wiped her face: "Forget it then, let Daiyu do whatever she wants, even if she wants to watch the fun."

"No!" Yao Sanlang jumped up, and said solemnly to the empress, "I also ask your empress to save me."

The queen was puzzled: "What does the real man mean by this?" What are you making a fuss about?

Yao Sanlang said nonsense in a serious manner: "One of the people selected today as a Taoist boy has a bad horoscope and will hurt Daiyu. I can't tell you bluntly. I originally asked Wen Si to pester her apprentice, but now Wen Si is pretending to be an apprentice. Jiang Da has no time to do anything, so he begged his mother to watch Daiyu and tell her not to watch the excitement."

The queen didn't quite understand: "How does the real person know that someone will hurt Daiyu? Ah, you can predict the future?"

"No." Yao Sanlang said shyly, "I just make a fortune for Daiyu every morning."

Queen: "..."

The queen glanced at Fourth Sister Wen, and was startled by her two principles that dazzled people's eyes.Wow!so big!Is it because you are fat?I don't know why there is a trace of envy.

Looking at a woman with plump breasts, fat buttocks, dark and strong skin, she looks like a chivalrous woman.Is your nickname Sister Hammer?

The queen withdrew her gaze and agreed: "Okay, I promise you."

Yao Sanlang once again said: "Thank you, Ma'am."

The queen said softly: "You don't need to thank me for the effort."

Fourth Sister Wen said in a disgruntled manner, "Can I paint my face back?"

The queen stopped her and said, "Wait a minute!"

"Ok?"

The queen looked her up and down, and asked: "Can you really fly over the roof and walls, go up and down?"

Fourth Sister Wen nodded: "Yes, I can jump up even though I am fat." As she spoke, she pulled out a box from under the bed and spent another 15 minutes turning herself into Jiang Da.

Yao Sanlang talked with the queen about scriptures and Taoism, and discussed the meaning of bablabla in Yuan Henryzhen in the Book of Changes.

Apply fake leather, wait 10 minutes to dry, and then apply and apply.

Daiyu outside the window has already started punching. The bamboo forest, the beautiful woman, and the flickering punches look very beautiful.

Clothes flutter, standing like a pine, lying like a bow, standing like a nail, walking like the wind.The fist is like a shooting star, the eyes are like electricity, the waist is like a snake, and the legs are like turning.

Use your legs when you are far away, use your elbows when you are near, and use your hands when you are not far or near. Shoulders, elbows, wrists, and hips are squeezed against each other, and eagle claws are divided into muscles and bones.

Clothes lapel for a ride is like a big butterfly, and like a revolving lantern on the 15th day of the first lunar month.

Fourth Sister Wen took a deep breath, flattened her chest again, and rubbed her chest: "Okay. Sanlang, Sanlang! Let's go."

Only then did Yao Sanlang regain his senses, and said with a smile, "Wait a minute."

He went out of the house and went to the depths of the bamboo forest to take out a jar of fresh bamboo juice, and said to the queen, "This is bamboo juice, it's delicious."

The queen took it over: "Thank you." The drink that gods like to drink!He smiled so sweetly.

Fourth Sister Wen thought about it, at least she is a queen, and now she is still looking at my apprentice.He carried the table and chairs out and placed them behind the room, facing the open space, and found a large pile of snacks that he had just brought from the imperial dining room and piled them on the table: "It's all snacks, eat whatever you want."

The queen smiled slightly and nodded.

Then the two formed a group, ready to go out to fool people.

There is nothing to say about fooling people.Or it can be said that gathering people to carry out feudal superstition activities is fine.

The queen sat on a bamboo armchair, poured herself a cup of light green and sweet bamboo juice, and ate a sweet and sour hawthorn ball.

Clean and comfortable, she thought to herself: This is a day like a fairy.

After finishing a set of boxing exercises, Daiyu came over and said softly, "Sister-in-law, I want to practice the sword, okay?"

It seems that we shouldn't use sharp weapons in front of the empress, it seems particularly bad, but if I don't practice, Master will be angry.

The queen smiled without thinking: "Okay, don't let others know, we can do whatever we want in private."

She thought to herself, with your delicate and timid appearance, can you carry a knife?It looks like your master has the physique to do it.

You are as beautiful as the jade bottle in front of Guanyin, and your master's quack nickname must be Sister Iron Hammer.

Daiyu smiled, gently held the treasured knife in her hand, and danced calmly.

But see that: the light is dazzling, the look is empty, the sword helps people to be powerful, and people follow the sword.Once slow, once tight, it seems like a dragon sailing out to sea; horizontally, straightly, a tiger rushing through the forest vaguely.I can only hear whistling in my ears, like thousands of miles of wind and waves coming from the sky; I can see twinkling in my eyes, like thousands of films covering the ground.Turning left and right, one step at a time, step by step, clearly controlling the golden snake; opening and closing, back and forth, back and forth, turning the body over the silver sea.

After practicing the saber technique three times, Daiyu gently retracted the saber and returned it to its sheath, her complexion unchanged.

"(**) Wow~" The queen was stunned!In fact, she didn't see it clearly, she just saw: the light of the knife, swish, swish; flying up and down, swish, swish; the bamboo leaves were cut in half by the saber, swish, swish.

Daiyu's movements were too fast, she couldn't see clearly, she only knew that she looked very powerful!

…………

The emperor sat on the throne, gave it to Qin Zhongyu, and asked: "The Qing family has worked hard, will this trip be rewarding?"

Qin Zhongyu said: "Reporting to the Holy Majesty has yielded a lot. 47 officials of all levels, large and small, have been arrested, all of whom are in collusion with criminals."

The emperor played with the jade pendant: "How is Lin Ruhai's family?"

Qin Zhongyu shook his head sadly: "Master Lin is very old, and also a little sick. Mrs. Lin is seriously ill and unconscious, and there are many concubines in the family, which is a bit chaotic. He said that he sent his daughter out to avoid disaster. Alas, what a pity that .This is the details of what I have seen and heard along the way." He took out a memorial and presented it to the king.

The emperor was very happy. He liked to read Qin Zhongyu's memorials. Among all the ministers, only Qin Zhongyu's memorials could be written humorously and without so many things to fool people. "In your opinion, do Lin Qing and his wife die soon?"

I hope they can live longer, so that no one will comment that I killed their husband and wife in order to have a princess.

I know how those stupid people will spread rumors and guess!

Qin Zhongyu was taken aback, and replied truthfully: "Mrs. Lin may not live long, but Lin Ruhai should be fine. Although he is weak, he is in good spirits, eats well and sleeps soundly. I think he may be pretending to be sick. A plan to slow down the troops."

The emperor unfolded the memorial, looked at it carefully and remained silent.

Qin Zhongyu waited for him to read it for a while, put down the memorial and drank water, and asked respectfully: "I just entered the palace, and I heard people talking about the eldest princess Xuanzhen. I don't know where this eldest princess came from. Is it the new daughter of the Supreme Emperor?" ?”

He heard everything, and still deliberately said: "The Supreme Emperor is really a treasure that never grows old!"

The emperor was almost choked: "Ahem, Ajiang! Don't talk nonsense. That's Lin Ruhai's daughter... She was sent to the palace for refuge, and she happened to be in the eyes of the Supreme Emperor and Zhen, and I recognized a younger sister."

Qin Zhongyu widened his eyes and said, "Why is the title Xuanzhen?"

The emperor asked back: "Do you know what Xuanzhen is?"

Qin Zhongyu really read the group, and immediately replied: ""Laozi":"The two (often existing and often non-existent) come from the same place but have different names, and they are both called Xuan. "Also: "Tao is a thing... its essence is very real. "Ge Hong's "Baopuzi Immortal Medicine": "﹝"Jade Classic"﹞ also said: "The one who obeys Xuanzhen will have a bad life." "Xuanzhen is another name for jade."It makes people fly with ease. "

Your Majesty, is Miss Lin a Taoist priest? "

The emperor rubbed his chin, thinking that I don't know very well, the title was given by the Supreme Emperor, who knows what it means?

It turns out that it is both Dao and Jade, and the Supreme Emperor is very powerful.

He nodded with a smile: "Although it missed, it's not far away."

Qin Zhongyu said: "I also heard that there is an Immortal Yao in the palace. Cultivate the Tao."

Is it reliable?To be honest, I have read history books for so many years, and none of the Taoist priests who sneaked into the palace is reliable.If you don't want money, you just want money and beauty. Don't let the girl from the Lin family join in. I'm sorry for Brother Ruhai.

The emperor was speechless: "Tsk, you have heard so many things, what else?"

Qin Zhongyu said embarrassingly: "I heard from Lin Ruhai that his daughter has a master, surnamed Wen Xingsi, who is a romantic figure in the Jianghu. It is said that Princess Xuanzhen is superb in martial arts. When the assassins attacked, she was alone. Kill more than twenty people." That's right, Lin Ruhai didn't say it at first, but Qin Zhongyu couldn't stop Qin Zhongyu from inquiring about the news.

The emperor calmly maintained Long Wei: "I know about this." I was shocked when the inner guard report came up!Why do you think I am so curious about Miss Lin?She is not only a beautiful loli who is smart, careful and considerate, she also has super martial arts.

Although I always feel that her demure is like a delicate flower shining in the water, and her actions are like a weak willow supporting the wind.The little loli, who has more heart than dryness and is as sick as Xizi Sheng three points, can't kill more than 20 assassins by herself.Especially when she sweetly calls her brother~~~

Qin Zhongyu didn't say anything more.Huang Sang, you are so generous!

…………

In the palace where crowds gather for feudal superstition activities, all officials above the fifth rank and with sons of the right age gather here.

They went down to court first, then went to pick up their son at the gate of the palace, turned into Hua'e Xianghui Building from the small road, and waited for Yao Zhenren here.

Not only Feng Ziying, Wei Ruolan and other princes and grandsons are here, King Nan'an of Beijing and others are here to see the fun, the hereditary third-rank general Wei Lie takes Jia Rong, and the fourth-rank member of the Ministry of Industry, Wailang Jia Zheng, is intimidated like Quail-like Jia Baoyu.

Everyone sat or stood, or chatted with each other, or kept silent, or told their sons, or bowed their heads to calculate.

Jia Zhen didn't go to court on weekdays, and she couldn't come to listen to Yao Zhenren's sermon that day. It was only after hearing rumors from friends that she realized that Yao Zhenren looked like a fairy, with white skin that almost shone, black hair and high cage, and a pair of sword eyebrows that looked like a fairy. A smile is not a peachy eye, a little red lips are better than cinnabar.He brought Jia Rong here today, not because he wanted Jia Rong to be selected, but because he wanted to see how beautiful the real person really is.

Jia Baoyu was also very curious at first, but in front of his father, he was like a mouse seeing a cat. It didn't matter, when the old cat glanced at it, his tendons became weak and his claws became weak, and he trembled with fear.

Not long after, a eunuch ran over and shouted softly: "Everyone be quiet, Immortal Yao is here!"

He was ordered to wait outside the bamboo grove, and to obey Yao Shenxian's orders at any time, so at this time, he ran over with a good eye.

Everyone said in their hearts: what a big show.

Yao Sanlang is like a noble son in the clouds, with a stupid dog-legged Jiang Da, making him look even more elegant.

He was wearing a cloud crown, a water suit, a silk sash around his waist, hemp shoes on his feet, and floating dust in his hand.

Jiang Da wore a tacky and rich light brown tunic gown, hugged a futon in his arms, and followed behind Yao Zhenren.

Although Jiang Da looks fat and clumsy, many people have heard that he is one of the richest people in the south of the Yangtze River, so they dare not bully him.

Yao Zhenren seemed to come to the front without touching the ground, followed by a scent of bamboo forest, and everyone's spirits were lifted.Yao Zhenren Jishou: "Fortunate life is immeasurable, thank you for a long time, I have just finished my morning class." My morning class is to watch Daiyu ~ hold your face~

Everyone just wanted to have a few polite words with him.

Yao Zhenren said: "Let's gossip, the emperor wants to choose two Taoist boys for me, I don't need it. But the holy will cannot be violated. If the poor Taoist preaches a passage today, if he doesn't fall asleep at the end, it means that he is destined for me. I'm discussing, if I fall asleep, I don't need to talk anymore."

Everyone: "Okay!"

"Master Dao, this method is good!"

"Great!"

Yao Zhenren pointed to the platform on the steps: "Go and put it down."

Jiang Da obediently ran over to arrange the futon, and walked down without saying a word.

Yao Zhenren sat down handsomely, and Jiang Da found a suitable place to sit cross-legged, with a look of 'I don't want to fall asleep and fall'.

"Wait a minute~!" A male and female voice yelled, and an old eunuch with clothes embroidered with fish and dragon patterns came out, holding a pale and terrified little boy in his hand: "Really Yao."

His eyes were cloudy, but uncomfortable.

Yao Zhenren sat here calmly, thinking of the information left by Zhuo Donglai last night: Embroidery envoy No. 30, Liu Neng, good at making mandarin ducks link legs, poking punches, surname is clumsy, cunning and changeable .

Tomorrow may be him to test.

Yao Zhenren nodded slightly: "Is there something wrong?"

Eunuch Liu showed sorrow on his face: "I have something to ask the real person. This is my new grandson. He has had a hard life since he was a child. His parents sold him into the Chu Feng Pavilion. Oh, a person like the real person may not know what is going on. It’s the Chu Feng Pavilion, where Master Rabbit sells his ass.”

Yao Sanlang frowned slightly: "He was injured."

Eunuch Liu nodded and wiped his tears: "This child has a stubborn temper. His tongue was cut off with scissors. It hurts me to see it. I heard that you can resurrect the dead and regenerate the broken limbs. I beg the gods to help you." This child. The coffin boards I have saved thousands of taels of silver over the years are all saved from my monthly salary. If the gods can make him have a tongue, I will donate all the money to you."

Jiang Da sat on the side under the wall, and his heart felt cold when he heard these words.

Seeing that his tongue had been cut off, Yao Sanlang showed compassion and said, "Son, come here."

The little boy was so frightened that he burst into tears, not daring to go forward.Eunuch Liu secretly pinched him, carried the little boy forward, looked closely at Yao Sanlang, and his eyes were even more amazed: "I beg the gods to save him."

Yao Sanlang pinched the sword in his hand and muttered something, a thin layer of sweat broke out on his face after a while, making it even more blush.

Not only the old eunuchs and officials of cultural relics were stunned, but Fourth Sister Wen was also a little fascinated by the beauty. She silently recalled MJ's pair of the most beautiful big eyes in the world, and her lively and long legs. Well, calm down up.As beautiful as I am like floating clouds!

I really want Fengyue Baojian, I really want it, I really want to watch the Brunei concert again!

Jia Baoyu stood next to Jia Rong, absentmindedly said softly: "I seem to have seen this brother before."

Jia Zheng slapped him on the back of the head mercilessly: "Shut up! Let me beat you to death!"

Jia Zhen hurriedly stopped her: "Go home, go home."

Yao Sanlang breathed a sigh of relief: "Open your mouth and let me see."

The little boy shook his head, still panicking: "No! No!"

Eunuch Liu stared at the little boy as big as a lychee. He stretched out his hand to pinch the boy's face, forcing him to open his mouth and raise his head. After a closer look, the tongue was intact: "Immortal, what an immortal! I'm resigning!"

He took the little boy and wanted to leave.

The ministers of the cultural relics were in an uproar, how can a tongue grow back after being cut off?This is really a fairy method!

Fourth Sister Wen was a nymphomaniac at first, and she was awakened by the yelling. She wanted to wink at Yao Sanlang, but she was afraid that he would not understand.

Yao Sanlang said indifferently: "Wait a minute. I'm selecting a Taoist boy. It's fate for him to come, let's give it a try."

Eunuch Liu squinted his eyes: "I listen to real people all the time. It's the child's luck to meet a real person."

He was also seated, with the little boy.

After 5 minutes, everyone fell asleep, including the weird old eunuch and the naughty little boy.

Yao Zhenren woke up Jiang Da by shaking the dust, and complained angrily: "If I knew I had this skill, I would have opened a black shop."

Jiang Da yawned and tried to get up: "And then? Little God, who did you choose?"

Yao Sanlang was a little sympathetic: "Eunuch Liu brought this child to sleep last. Jia Baoyu was requested by the emperor."

Wen Panda didn't want to say anything more here, that's all.She woke up people one by one, first calling: "Eunuch Liu."

Eunuch Liu was furious after waking up, and actually fell asleep in public. If he was plotted against... there is still a large area of ​​sleepy people behind.He watched Jiang Da call people one by one with suspicion, while Yao Zhenren looked unhappy.

Yao Zhenren waited for everyone to wake up, and clicked: "The child brought by Eunuch Liu, and the one with the jade pendant."

Jia Baoyu was very happy: "Me?"

I can hide from my father's eyes now!Very good!

Yao Zhenren left coldly, and Jiang Da took care of the aftermath.She heard that eunuch Liu was threatening the little boy to serve people well, not to talk nonsense, or be careful with your skin.Just avoid it first.I heard Jia Zheng: "Today, the great virtues of the world and the earth are revealed, and there is a kindness that has never been seen in ancient and modern times. Although the heart is shattered, how can the courtiers be repaid in case of danger! But be vigilant day and night, and be loyal to the outsider..."

Fourth Sister Wen said to herself: What kind of slang is this motherfucker!

Soon she left with the two children.One is bold and lively, the other timid.

The bold one couldn't keep their eyes off the timid one, and the timid one took a step back after being glanced at. The two of them circled Fourth Sister Wen twice.

Fourth Sister Wen couldn't help laughing: "Young Master Jia, you are so happy to be away from your father."

Jia Baoyu was a little embarrassed, and stopped chasing the man: "Hey, I don't know what to call you."

Fourth Sister Wen blinked her eyes, thinking that Mengzheng looks like a girl: "Jiang Da, hey, I really envy you two. You can be a serious Taoist boy of Yao Zhenren, but I can only be a Taoist boy for three days." .”

Fourth Sister Wen chatted with Jia Baoyu all the way, but the little boy brought by Eunuch Liu didn't say a word.

The emperor was sitting and drinking tea with Zhenren Yao. Seeing that Jiang Da had brought two Taoist boys, he first called Jia Baoyu and asked a few words. Generations of nobles, you should study well and share your father's worries."

Yao Zhenren took a sip of tea, and said nonsense: "Although you have the destiny to cultivate the Tao, but the time has not come, so go back and study for a good life."

The emperor symbolically rewarded the newly made imperial books and the four treasures of the study, and Jia Baoyu was sent away.

He was also very happy, he didn't want to practice Taoism, he wanted to eat meat, and he wanted to sneak a few sips of wine, so he didn't want porridge and side dishes every day and couldn't be with his sisters and sisters.

The emperor glanced at the other child: "Sanlang, I remember you said you don't want Daotong."

The child trembled.

Yao Zhenren glanced at Fourth Sister Wen: "Tell me, I can only count, you know how to do it."

Fourth Sister Wen said: "Your Majesty, I guess this kid was bought by Eunuch Liu from the Chufeng Pavilion. Eunuch Liu cut off his tongue and used it to pretend to be pitiful and tempt Yao Zhenren, but he is incompetent. If Eunuch Liu takes him back Yes, tormented to death."

The child looked at Fourth Sister Wen in surprise.

The emperor was shocked: "Really? So cruel?"

The child knelt down: "It's true, god, emperor, I beg you two to save me."

Yao Zhenren sighed: "Fourth sister, you can take a male apprentice."

Fourth Sister Wen shrugged: "I don't like little boys."

Yao Zhenren looked at the emperor.

The emperor waved his hand: "No."

The child looked hopeless.

Yao Sanlang sighed: "Forget it, then you will really be my Taoist boy, and I will change to a more beautiful Taoist boy."

The child immediately knelt down and bowed his head: "Thank you god, thank you god!"

Fourth Sister Wen raised her eyebrows: "Hey, how did I offend you? Call me ugly again! Kid, can you work?"

Child: "I can do it. I can chop firewood, carry water, wash clothes, and sew quilts. I can do all kinds of rough work."

The child was very afraid of eunuchs, so he was taken by several maids to change clothes and eat.

Zhuo Donglai walked out of the emperor's calligraphy very naturally, and smiled lightly: "Ze Lan is right, indeed."

The emperor was a little annoyed: "Why didn't you tell me that the embroiderers are all such bastards? I thought they were just extorting money."

Zhuo Donglai said calmly: "I told you, can he be executed for this crime?"

The emperor choked: "Tsk, no."

When it was time for lunch, Zhuo Donglai was sitting on the left hand of the emperor, Lin Daiyu was sitting on the right, Yao Sanlang was next to Lin Daiyu, and Fourth Sister Wen was sitting between Yao Sanlang and Zhuo Donglai after taking off her make-up.

Everyone is satisfied with this seating arrangement, surrounded by people they like~

The table is full of feasts.

Fourth Sister Wen held her face and smiled contentedly: "Hehehe, let me see who dares to bully my apprentice in the future! If you can't beat him this time, you can use your power to overwhelm him! That's great!"

Zhuo Donglai smiled slightly and gave her a wink.

Fourth Sister Wen didn't notice, she was still congratulating her beloved little apprentice.

Daiyu blushed, and whispered: "Master, I don't want to overpower people, I can beat them!"

Emperor: Hahaha my sister is so cute~

Zhuo Donglai reached out his hand in front of her and snapped his fingers.

Fourth Sister Wen looked over stupidly, and he hooked his hands and pointed at himself.

Fourth Sister Wen held her face in her hands and showed her cuteness unscrupulously: "Brother, you are so awesome~"

"I love you so much~ You are the smartest person in the world~"

"My brother treats me the best~＼(≧▽≦)／~la la la"

"Brother, I want to touch my head~"

The emperor's seven colors of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple changed back and forth, and he looked at Daiyu very at a loss: "Sister paper, do you want to compare yourself with your master to be cute?"It's not that my brother looks down on you, but my brother thinks you can't beat her.

Daiyu covered her face and laughed, her intestines were almost knotted, she was lying on the table and almost choked, Yao Sanlang stood up and patted her on the back with a happy face.After laughing for a while, he sat up and wiped away the teardrops from the corners of his eyes. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed the emperor looked over and said fearfully, "Brother, I can't say that."

The emperor covered his eyes: "I don't want to hear it either, it's too weird."

Zhuo Donglai patted her head contentedly: "What does Zelan want?"