[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Youdao is an old man who becomes a thief, not to mention Huang Jinlang is an extremely smart, cautious, and good at disguising.

Even if the ghost presses the bed and the Wutong God at home occupies his newly married concubine, he will not rashly believe that the "fairy girl" who suddenly moved next door to him is real.

There are so many deceptive things in the world, and all kinds of deceptions emerge one after another, making it hard to guard against.The more bad a person is, the more he will be wary of others.He thought about it for a while, and felt that although the ghost was crushing the bed, he was not in poor health, so he waited and looked again.

The bad-tempered nurse Ji obediently followed behind Zi Ning, and was trained like a grandson, while Xiu Yuan arranged for the servants to move things and the maids to clean the house, and said: "Housekeeper Huang, Sister-in-law Song is my family." Butler, she has something to ask you."

Sister-in-law Song said coquettishly with a smile: "Butler Huang, come in and sit down, and let me know slowly." She winked~

Butler Huang is dressed like a dog, and he looks like a rich man pointing his charming neighbor housekeeper to buy rice, noodles and firewood: "Song Butler, let me tell you that the fish market is by the river outside the city, and the meat market and The vegetable market and the firewood market are in the east corner of the city. If you are willing to spend money, you can order it from the vegetable seller. He will deliver it to you every morning, which saves you trouble. But it is more expensive. If you are reluctant to pay money, you can only go by yourself."

Sister-in-law Song wore silk and satin, gold and silver jewelry, and her attire was no worse than that of a rich family's wife.

She took out a sandalwood fan from her sleeve and covered her face: "Oh hehehe, what did Steward Huang say? People like my master rarely start a fire by themselves. In the kitchen, apart from making soup for fairy girls, They are all cooking for us servants. Please tell me which banquet in the city is delicious? There are also snacks and dried fruits. It’s not easy to buy and try one by one. It’s so troublesome. .”

The butler said enviously: "The banquets in Zuixianlou are a little expensive, but they are really delicious. When my master entertains the magistrate, the banquets at his house are very good. Daoxiangzhai's snacks are liked by both adults and children. Liuxin Home's sauces, Qiushuangzhai dried fruits..."

He also loves to eat, so he shared his comments on various shops in the city, and exchanged two private dim sum recipes.

After the two of them chatted for a while, the housekeeper began to inquire about it: "Your master is very grand, and the servants are not good at tricks. I know it. I also practice martial arts. That Uncle Ji is really a good player."

Not only a good player, but also so fierce, like a mad dog.

"Scared." Sister-in-law Song shook her fan and said enchantingly: "What is he? He is not a watchdog picked up by the fairy girl. If it weren't for our fairy girl, he would have died in the wilderness long ago. Now take care of him." I got hurt, barking at my moms all day long, it's really annoying.

Brother, you have a good eye. He is quite capable of fighting. I heard that he once fought off hundreds of gangsters with his bare hands, but the number of hundreds is what he said. I only saw dozens. "

"Oh! Dozens of gangsters will be a disaster!" The steward asked again: "I heard that the fairy girl has received countless incense in the capital, and many dignitaries have paid homage to her? Good sister-in-law, I have never been to the capital, what do you give me?" Let me tell you what's going on here."

The master asked me to inquire about things, but I just want to flirt with this sister-in-law Song~ She is really charming~

Sister-in-law Song said according to the memorized script: "Oh, there is no place for me, an old lady, to stand in front of the nobleman. I don't have to spoil the nobleman's eyes. I am served by two young masters and three maids."

She leaned back and said softly: "I only know that Xiangu does a divination every three days, and each divination costs 500 taels of silver, and it depends on whether the person who seeks the divination is a good match. Catching ghosts, exorcising evil spirits, and looking at Fengshui , and you have to pay extra.”

Butler Huang opened his mouth in shock: "Oh! This is amazing! The money is pouring in like water, why don't you earn more?" As a big housekeeper of a wealthy family, he often sees a box of 500 taels of silver, But I didn't expect someone to make money so easily.

Even a hexagram!Usually when he goes out to do fortune-telling, the fortune-teller will only get a tael of silver if he tells Datian.The people in this capital are rich!

Sister-in-law Song pursed her lips and smiled: "It's too hurtful for Xiangu to say fortune-telling to spy on the secrets of heaven."

Sister-in-law Song said mysteriously: "Xianggu has some congenital deficiencies, and she devotes herself to pure cultivation on weekdays."

"If Xiangu didn't go down the mountain for the sake of forming good karma and saving sentient beings."

Butler Huang chatted with her for a while, and then went back to report the matter to the master.

Huang Jinlang put down his pen and pondered for a while: "Xiangu's small figure is too romantic, I'm afraid it's not a fairy girl, but a goddess. Those two young people look handsome and handsome, but their eyes are not right. I'm waiting for a few days to see if there are any People go, wait until there are wind reviews."

The old man always felt that they came from wrong paths, and... don't be the concubines and child molesters of the nobles in Beijing avoiding here for some reason, or fleeing here with the money of the master's family.If the old man offered money and begged them for fortune-telling, then the matter would be exposed, which would make people laugh.

After waiting for another two days, the family next door seemed to have no income, and they called the banquet in Zuixianlou every day, and set up two burnt yellow wine, playing, playing, playing and singing.The fairy aunt practiced in the inner room by herself. The young owners of the big shops in the city and the young masters of the county magistrate's family heard that the fairy was beautiful, so they specially brought the wine, food and singers to meet the second Taoist, poured lightly, sang, and raised wine.

Taoist Zining ordered people to set up wine vessels all over the table, most of which were gold and silver in strange styles, which appeared endlessly.On the moon, Liushao is still brightly lit, and the rewards are worthless.

Uncle Ji is very popular with his pornographic jokes.

Uncle Ji said: "A monk in a whoring house touched the front and back of the prostitute with his hand, and suddenly shouted: "It's amazing, it's amazing!The one in front looks like a nun, while the one in the back looks like an apprentice. ""

The dandies applaud and drink: "Hey!"

"Great!"

"another one!"

Uncle Ji didn't blink his eyes: "A scholar specializes in selling women's medicine. The woman wears it on her body and comes to have a private relationship with others. One day, a young man from Qinglang came to buy medicine, and the suitable prescription was given by him. His wife took the medicine and paid for it. The younger brother will use ammunition to bomb him. Follow the wife to the room, and the woman has to have sex with Iraq.

When the alchemist returned, his wife told him about it.The alchemist said angrily: "Whoever taught you should be him?" His wife said: "If I don't follow, it seems that your medicine won't work.""

The playboys had to laugh: "The conscience of the industry!"

"Good businessman!"

"Industry role model!"

Uncle Ji was greatly encouraged: "Husband and wife have intercourse. The husband is on top. The wife is on the bottom. After venting, the husband asked his wife. What does this guy look like. The wife said. Like a dragon passing over a mountain. Put it in the altar. Put the best Why did Chen Shaodu come out. After a while, they reunited. Wife is on top. Husband is on bottom. Wife asked husband. What does your guy look like. Husband said. Like a broken umbrella. Wife said. An umbrella is an umbrella. Why did you add it? A broken word. The husband said. If it is not broken, how can water flow down the umbrella pole."

Zhuo Donglai listened expressionlessly and secretly clenched his fists.

Tie Dan was dumbfounded, no different from the dandy next to him.

The dandies saw that Taoist Zi Ning, who had a more high-level temperament, did not change his face, but smiled slightly in agreement, as if he didn't think it was so funny, and couldn't help it: "Brother Zi Ning, you are so indifferent, compared If you know a funnier joke, tell me~"

Zhuo Donglai said what Fourth Sister Wen had said about "The Medicine Monk" in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio. Everyone thought about it and laughed so hard that they almost lost their breath.

"Ahahaha three legs hahahaha!"

"Oh, come to think of it, I'm almost like that person!" ——A bragging teenager.

"If it wasn't for a medicine monk who gave me yang-shrinking medicine back then, I wouldn't be able to consummate the marriage with my wife." ——Another boy who loves to brag more!

Huang Jinlang listened to the silk and bamboo orchestra and laughter next door, and was very disturbed, and felt that he had guessed right, and he was really not a serious person.

I went to look outside the concubine's house in room No.16, and I could see the posture inside by the candlelight: the gauze tent was fragrant with orchids and musk deer, and the crescent eyebrows were used to playing the flute.Xue Yingyu's body pierces through the curtain, and she can't help being frightened.Jade wrists and golden bracelets, the two are intoxicated.Cai Lang was moved and asked Nuzhi to suck slowly for a while.

Huang Jinlang's heart was on fire, it wasn't because of his concubine to give someone else's mouth, but how this five-handed god can toss around until dawn every night!He came at night and went at dawn, and ordered people to prepare a banquet and ask the concubine to dress up and wait for him. If he was not satisfied at all, he would fly stones all over the sky, and all the flowers and plants in the yard would be uprooted. Such strength, such Unreasonable!

My newly married concubine, you can take it if you like, but you have to fuck her in my house, and I have to spend money to buy you wine and meat, and spend money to dress you up as a concubine for your fun!

Tsk, it's great to become a god, you can take over any girl you want.He stared angrily at the figure on the window.

The Wutong God also recited poems: "A thing is always six inches long, sometimes soft and sometimes hard. Soft like a drunk man falling from side to side, hard like a wind monk going up and down. It's the ability to go out of the female and into the yin, and the waist and navel are the hometown. The second son is born to carry around with him, and he has fought with beautiful women a few times."

The concubine smiled coquettishly: "Oh~Master Wutongshen, you are so ashamed~"

Wutongshen laughed strangely: "It's nothing to be ashamed to death, I want you to die tonight. Come on, come on, drink this glass of wine, you and I will fight tonight!"

The housekeeper saw that the master's face was blue and purple, and he bowed and stretched out his hands to support him: "Master, don't look at it."

He didn't really want to bow down, but if he stood up straight, some places would show that he also stood up straight.

Hearing the voice of the Sixteenth Concubine, he thought of the private meeting with Mrs. Song of the Lin family during the day, oops~

Huang Jinlang knew that he didn't have six inches, and he couldn't come here a few times, so he felt very humiliated.What should I do if I lose face?

I went back to the house and got sulking: I invited monks, witches, and mages from ten miles and eight items, and spent countless money, but failed to drive away this evil spirit.Really hateful.I wanted to set fire to the house at night, and I remembered the day Wutongshen said, "If I can't kill this god, I will fuck your whole family, young and old, your other fifteen concubines and your two daughters-in-law and eight of your sons." Concubine!None of them are spared. '

Hateful, really hateful!Such a god should be struck to death by lightning!Heaven has no eyes!

The banquet next door was over, and the dandy young masters all went home.

The roast suckling pig and beef in sauce on the table, the young masters didn't touch their chopsticks, and the hired servants warmed it up and ate it. It tasted very good.

It is fat and fragrant, and the mouth is full of oil after a bite.From the banquet set by Zuixianju, there are more than a dozen big dishes on the table, the young masters can't eat much.They were all picked and picked by others and eaten separately.

The Fourth Sister Wen just ate the steam pot chicken so much that she grabbed Zhuo Donglai and said, "Brother Zhuo, it's been three days."

Zhuo Donglai slapped her across the face: "Beware that the wall has ears, call again."

"Master Zi Ning~" Fourth Sister Wen frowned and said, "We have spent more than 100 taels of silver today, and there is not much in total. How many days can we last for this amount of money?"

"It won't last for a few days." Zhuo Donglai stood up, and slowly took off his Taoist robe: "Change, come out with me."

Throw her a night suit.I also picked up a set of night clothes and prepared to wear them.

Fourth Sister Wen took off her coat and her middle coat in a snap.

Wearing a small apron and obscene trousers, put on night clothes, sat on a chair and put on leggings, turned around and saw Zhuo Donglai looking at him: "What's wrong?"

Zhuo Donglai helped his forehead: "You really think of yourself as a man..."

Forget it, I don't care about it!Just don't do it in front of others.

Your breasts are not as big as your belly, but,,, your body is quite white and tender.

The two changed into their night clothes, called Tie Dan to bring professional equipment, and went over the wall to Huang's house next door.

Arriving at the money bank, Tie Dan has an eighth-level lockpicking skill, and can basically open the lock with a wire, not to mention a ten-piece lockpicking set.The Fourth Sister Wen fainted the servant guarding the bank with the incense of chicken crowing and five drums, and Zhuo Donglai slowly patrolled beside.

After unlocking the lock, he carefully packed 320 taels of silver in a special bag. This professional bag is like a pomegranate. There are pieces of cloth with small pockets, which can separate each ingot of silver, so that it will not run away. Make a sound when moving.

16 taels is one catty, and 320 taels is twenty catties. (In ancient times, one catty was about five hundred grams, and one tael was about 30 grams)

As a person with lightness kung fu, it is not difficult to climb over the wall with a load of ten kilograms.

Zhuo Donglai picked out a golden bear, looked at it and looked at it, with a clear mane and rubies in its eyes, and put it away.

Fourth Sister Wen whispered, "Brother, are we not going back?"

Zhuo Donglai tugged at her cuff: "Come with me, let's see the excitement."

Take her to Room No.16, where the concubine and Wutongshen are, and look inside: the battle is in full swing, the * rests, and the charming eyes are squinting.Holding □□ is still hard, tell Cai Lang to make up for it.Drinking gold cups full of frequent persuasion, the two feelings seem intoxicated and infatuated.

Fourth Sister Wen, as a single dog of two generations and a beautiful adolescent girl, watched with great interest and couldn't take her eyes off it.

Two generations of single dogs!I simply wondered if I had committed crimes in my previous life, or else I would just have to watch it!

Mmmmm, this pose is her favorite pose - the one she likes to look at the most.

Zhuo Donglai slapped her again: "Do you know who that guy is?"

The man in the room was tall, strong and dark, and the woman was petite and fair.

is being indescribable.

Fourth Sister Wen waved her hand: "Let me see for a while, he has a good figure, and this woman is also pretty."

Zhuo Donglai reached out and grabbed her ear, pinched it, and said angrily, "Be serious!"

Fourth Sister Wen rubbed her face: "Well, who is this person?"

"That woman is Huang Jinlang's No.16 concubine."

Zhuo Donglai thought to himself: I am not chatting with those dandies to listen to your dirty jokes.

Fourth Sister Wen was shocked: "Wow, adulterers dare to make such loud noises! The people are not afraid of death, what a shame!"

Zhuo Donglai was studying hard recently, so he was so angry that he kicked her off.