[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

[Daiyu listens to the story and shouts to stop: "Stop for a moment! Master, that, is that Wutongshen a human?"

"Yes."

Daiyu, who has heard ghost stories, knows what a ghost press is: "A ghost press is also man-made?"

"Yes~"

Daiyu looked at Yao Sanlang: "Brother Sanlang, is there really a ghost? Or are they all pretending to be ghosts like Master to scare people?"

Yao Sanlang spread his hands: "That ghost dares to press me? I have seen ghosts, but I have never tried a ghost press."]

"Ah!!! It hurts!!!"

"Oh~ah, let go~ please forgive me~"

"No! No more! I can't take it anymore!"

Zhuo Donglai was rubbing the redness and swelling on her face with 'Qinghuo Pain Relief Ointment', rubbing away the bruise and swelling, just like ordinary people, if it doesn't work out, it will be swollen like a pig's head tomorrow, and I won't be able to see people.

Hearing her miserable cry, she blushed and couldn't help but want to laugh: "Do you want it?"

Fourth Sister Wen put on a tearful, panting appearance, and nodded delicately: "Yes, more."

She also knew that if Uncle Ji was slapped by the Wutong God and his face was swollen the next day, then it would be impossible to say that the fairy girl is a master.

It must be that he was beaten into a pig's head the night before, and his face was swollen, but when he saw it the next day, it seemed that the ice had melted and disintegrated, and there was no injury at all.

Zhuo Donglai rubbed his hands, she stopped screaming, she was tired just now, and it wasn't because she couldn't bear the pain, she just liked to see his blushing, so she screamed and teased him on purpose.

Fourth Sister Wen squinted her eyes and was quietly rubbed by him. She thought about the two questions of "does he like me?" and "when will she kill someone?" , she is now a Guo Degang.

Zhuo Donglai thought about it in his heart, and asked in a low voice: "Ze Lan, you've been talking and laughing these past few days, and you've been wanton, is it because you're suffering in your heart?"

Killing your father and enemy is close at hand, but you have to bear it and not be able to do it.You were originally a noble lady, you should be the daughter of the general's family, but you fell into the trap of cheating, kidnapping and stealing, and even did tomb robbery, how pitiful.

I've been wondering these two days, she usually talks about one or two pornographic jokes a day, why she can't finish talking recently, it must be because she feels depressed and uncomfortable, and has nowhere to vent.

Fourth Sister Wen sighed: "If you don't let me ask, I won't ask, and I will follow your instructions on everything.

But in my heart, alas, you know, I am a person who can't bear my temper, and I can't bear it now.

But we have a word first, and I don't want to break my word. "

Zhuo Donglai took it lightly, and said with a light smile, "We came here on the fifth day of April. Today is the ninth day. My dear sister, I promise you that you will get the head before the end of the month. You can wait calmly, we have to wait." Eat him bit by bit, and have some snacks."

Snacks are not for food. Some murdered prisoners give money to the executioner in advance for a good time. They are tied to the execution ground and stabbed to death with a knife in the chest. This is called snacks.

After hearing this, Fourth Sister Wen couldn't say anything. Although the matter was to be done by herself, Brother Zhuo found all these people and paid for the money. He kept the plan secret in his heart. What else do I have now? to say?Just wait!

[When talking about the above part to Daiyu, I summed it up as "the road ahead is boundless, I am always at a loss, thanks to my brother who is gentle and considerate, comforting me in every possible way".

Daiyu made up her mind: gentle and considerate, attentive and careful, just like elder brother Sanlang.

The emperor imagined all the tender moments he had with the empress.

Yao Sanlang, who was present at the time, just sneered slightly.

Fourth Sister Wen misses Zhuo Donglai who blushes twice when she calls out to her, but now she can't, as she gets old and thick-skinned, I don't even blush when I sleep, hum. ]

Sure enough, the next morning, Sister-in-Law Song knocked on the door with a smile: "Master Zi Ning, Master Ji, both masters, please wake up, the next door Mr. Huang is here to send money to thank the fairy lady."

I knew it~ I knew something was wrong with you~ Hehehe, you have been sleeping together for several days!

Zhuo Donglai hasn't woken up yet, he slept too late last night, he only slept for three or four hours, and he will soon wake up.

Pi Yi stood up and changed his face in front of the mirror, then threw the citron at the table at Fourth Sister Wen: "Go and open the door."

"Ouch!" Fourth Sister Wen was awake in a daze when she was hit by a citron on her chest, and the little bunny hurt a little bit.It's not how hard he is, it's just that he is developing, and the little bunny is in pain every day.

Getting up angrily, she opened the door and saw that the rouge on Sister Song's mouth was a bit messy, so she smiled: "Sister Song, who ate the rouge on your mouth and tore your skirt crookedly, why don't you clean it up properly? Let others see it, and think it is me molesting you."

Sister-in-law Song knew she was a woman, seeing her drooping eyes, disheveled temple hair, and flushed face, she looked into the room and saw that the two quilts on the bed were in a mess, and the beautiful young Zhuo Donglai was putting on makeup in front of the mirror.

He stretched out his hand to pat her, and teased her: "Hey, you drink honey from the jar every night, why don't you allow me to steal a few gummies from the neighbor's house?"

Fourth Sister Wen smiled: "How dare you, good sister, go and enjoy yourself. If there is not enough rouge for others, I still have a few boxes here. They are all fragrant and sweet, just as cute as my sister-in-law."

Sister-in-law Song patted her with a coquettish smile: "What a boy, be good, and have such a sweet mouth. The rouge on sister-in-law's mouth is for you to eat. Do you want to eat it or not?" It's so smooth, it's a little girl, it's really sad!

Zhuo Donglai heard them talking more and more unbearably. He just put on his makeup and didn't comb his hair. He casually tied up his loose hair with a ribbon. He walked past wearing his Taoist robe, and dragged Fourth Sister Wen into the room by the collar. She smiled amiably: "Sister Song, let's go."

After leaving the house, he closed the door behind his back and locked Uncle Ji in the house.

Fourth Sister Wen combed her hair, put on her clothes, put on her makeup, put everything in order, and went to the front hall: "I'm late. Oh, Mr. Huang! Good morning."

Before the guests left, Uncle Huang and Taoist Zi Ning sat opposite each other, and they seemed to be having a good conversation.

The young master of the Huang family didn't stand up, but just sat down and cupped his fists: "Master Ji, good morning."

"You came just in time." Zhuo Donglai said with a smile, "Go and fetch Linghua Songjin's box from my room."

Fourth Sister Wen twirled and walked away in a hurry.

Uncle Huang looked at his back with a smile: "Brother Zining, this Uncle Ji is a bit suave."

Zhuo Donglai was puzzled: "Huh?"

Uncle Huang winked: "I heard from my friends that Uncle Ji is good at telling jokes and singing songs, but he is a person who loves women and cherishes jade. He has never slept with the singer who was called here. Brother Zi Ning, tell me the truth. Who does he usually hang out with?"

Zhuo Donglai heard some meaning from what he said, and he understood his meaning even more when he saw the expression on his face with eyebrows all over his face.

Lamenting in my heart that I still have to bear that bad reputation, I smiled slightly, showing a bit of complacency: "He has no friends, and he only talks to me a few words."

Uncle Huang was stunned and regretful, silently guessing how the two of them shared the attack, it must be: kissing and touching their buttocks, one-on-one sexual intercourse, sticking out grassroots, and whoever grows first will do it first.

After thinking about it carefully, I feel very sorry, Zi Ning is fair and beautiful, with a gentle and amiable manner, a smile on the corner of her mouth and affection in the corner of her eyes, very cute.Uncle Ji was born strong and cute, with sword-like eyebrows and tiger eyes, and a fire-like personality. Although he is a little shorter, he is skilled in martial arts and is a very good guy.

It's a shame that these two lovely people make a pair, so that he doesn't even have a chance to touch their hands.

Fourth Sister Wen turned around with the box in her hand, and said with a smile: "Zi Ning, my lord, you never let me open this box to have a look, and now it's about to be given away, so let me take a look at it anyway, okay?"

Zhuo Donglai reached out to take the box, and wiped her wrist casually: "I don't want to show you. You've seen everything I have, it's so boring." He glanced at the straight-eyed Uncle Huang beside him, and said, I couldn't hold back the smile on my face: "Go down."

Fourth Sister Wen's face darkened, and she walked out humming. When she heard Zhuo Dong inside say that she would take this box as a gift in return, she felt aghast.

She knew what it was, it was a listening wind bottle from an official kiln in the Southern Song Dynasty—it was strange!It's a cargo!

Huang Jinlang sent 1000 taels of silver to thank Xiangu for driving away Wutong God's kindness, and Zhuo Donglai gave a Song Dynasty official kiln in return.This bottle is worth more than 1000 taels, so he is not losing money at all.

Huang Jinlang was very happy, and planned to bring generous gifts over in the next two days, and begged Xiangu to help him deal with the problem of ghost pressing the bed.

Fourth Sister Wen happily counted the silver. The official vase given back was fake, but the silver he sent was real.

It was such a delight.Only silver and killing can make me happy!Of course, gourmet food and teasing Brother Zhuo are also available!

Zhuo Donglai sent Uncle Huang away, and came to see Fourth Sister Wen, who was a financial fan and grinned ferociously, and felt that she was squatting on the ground like a little bear, really cute, like the little bear he secretly took away, fat, honest and cute And ferocious and full of murderous intent.

Can't help stretching out his hand to stroke her hair: "Do you know what Huang Dalang told me?"

Fourth Sister Wen held a piece of silver in her hand and pinched it like plasticine. She poked and poked it, and she didn't know if it was a rabbit or a duck: "Hmph, he thanked the fairy girl, what else could he have?" .”

"No." Zhuo Donglai touched her hair, feeling very unhappy in his heart, but trying to control his emotions, he drew circles on her back ambiguously, and said softly: "He asked me, Uncle Ji is suave and suave. Who would you like to make friends with?"

"What?" Fourth Sister Wen said 'I was shocked': "He didn't like you, did he like me?"

Zhuo Donglai's smile became brighter and scarier: "That's right, he is a man of vision." Dare to steal someone from me!

Fourth Sister Wen sneered: "Unfortunately, I have nothing to do with that guy, otherwise, I would have to kill him."

Zhuo Donglai couldn't hold back anymore, his face darkened, and he tapped her on the head: "What nonsense!"

Fourth Sister Wen sneered: "The enemy is extremely jealous when they meet. I really want the female gangster to kill his two sons and make him angry. It's a pity that it won't work."Labor and management really wanted to stab him to death with a chopstick.

Zhuo Donglai slapped her again: "Even if you're a man, you can't talk like that!"

Fool, some things can only be done, not said!

The fairy girl in the legend stood beside Yao Laodao, looked timidly at the Daoist Zining and Uncle Ji who were fighting here, and asked in a low voice: "I, I haven't done anything these few days, you guys?" What is the use of me?"

Zhuo Donglai floated in front of her, and said coldly: "Xiangu be careful, if you let me hear such words again, I will send you back!"

Xiangu trembled in fright, her delicate and timid appearance was really endearing, she quickly bowed her head: "Don't dare again."

Zhuo Donglai mercilessly cared for her, his cold eyes were like knives, and he slashed her once: "Huh?"

Xiangu was so frightened that her mouth became parched, she swallowed, and said softly as instructed: "Zi Ning, don't worry, I won't talk nonsense anymore as a teacher."

Zhuo Donglai nodded in satisfaction: "That's right, Xiangu, please go back to rest, or go to the backyard to enjoy the flowers and play the piano, don't come to the front yard. The front yard is crowded with people, it's very dirty, it's not a place for Xiangu to come."

Xiangu said: "I see."

Fourth Sister Wen stroked her chin: Huh?Brother Zhuo is so angry.

Zhuo Donglai said to Yao Lao again: "How are you doing?"

Practice handing notes to Xiangu to make a cheat sheet, how is the practice going?

Yao Laodao nodded: "It's fine with you. I'm quick enough to be a thief."

Zhuo Donglai nodded with a half-sarcasm and half-serious smile: "That's good."

Then he pulled Fourth Sister Wen: "Go, play chess with me."

"Hehe, you're going to abuse me again." Fourth Sister Wen followed him enthusiastically, and greeted him on the way: "Duobao, do you think the uncle will lose five rounds or ten rounds this time?"

Girl Duobao giggled: "Uncle Ji, it's a shame that you don't gamble. If you gamble, you will lose even your pants."

"It doesn't matter." Zhuo Donglai put his arms around her waist and said with a smile, "I'll buy you a dress to wear."

Fourth Sister Wen leaned into his arms with a delicate smile: "I don't want purple."

"Shut up, Daoist will buy you a skirt, you don't have the right to be picky." Zhuo Donglai squeezed her, let go of his hand and only held her hand, walked to the side of the bamboo forest, laid out the chessboard and chess pieces, and tortured her with Go. for half an hour.

"Oh, you not only ate my big dragon, you almost ate me." Fourth Sister Wen threw the pawns and covered her heart: "It's so sad, I take every step seriously, why are you still like this? Miserable. Let's play dice~"

Zhuo Donglai was in a better mood: "Don't make trouble. Who knows how to play dice and drink wine?"

"Hey, brother Zhuo, don't play anymore, play the piano for me~ okay~"

Zhuo Donglai took a chess piece and played with it in his hand: "Don't worry, a person will come to the door to make trouble later, and speak rudely, don't beat him, don't touch him with a single finger. When I come out to stop you, you will be punished by the boss." Be honest and obedient, and be pulled back by me. Remember?"

"Oh."

The two played another game of chess, Fourth Sister Wen held black, and there were only dots of sunspots on the chessboard. It looked as miserable as it could be.She also knew that she couldn't beat him even if she tried her best, so she just took out a bag of jerky and ate it: "When shall we have breakfast?"

Zhuo Donglai remained silent.

Fourth Sister Wen asked again: "Where is Xiu Yuan? Why haven't I seen him until now?"

Zhuo Donglai smiled faintly: "I asked him to do something,,, a very important event."

Bang!Click!

This is the sound of throwing stones and smashing doors. Fourth Sister Wen is very familiar with this sound, because she often throws stones and smashes other people's doors. "

Awow rushed out.

Zhuo Donglai just took a piece of jerky to eat, and he was very worried whether she heard what he said, and whether she would slap him to death?Throw it down quickly, and chase after her to stop her.

When Fourth Sister Wen arrived at the gate, she heard obscenities and cursing: "Call, tell your fairy girl to be rude, so that my father will sleep!"

boom! —the sound of throwing stones.

"Such a beautiful chick is his mother, and his mother is fucked by others!"

[When I told Daiyu, I simply summed it up as 'I scolded a lot of unpleasant things. ']

"Open the door! Bang bang bang—" There was a loud knock on the door.

Someone nearby persuaded: "Jiu Chong, don't play dead! They have Uncle Ji here!"

"Go away! Dad doesn't care about that! Open the door! Your fairy aunt invited labor and capital to come here!"

Uncle Ji was furious at the door, roaring like thunder: "I will kill your ancestors! Let me go! Uncle Ji goes out and kills him!"

The gold and silver next to him shouted coquettishly: "Uncle Ji calm down! Don't kill again!"

"That's right, Uncle Ji, don't make a move, just ask someone else to send you away. Once you go out, you will be in serious trouble!"

"Come on, stop Uncle Ji!"

Uncle Ji roared: "Go away!"

The rogue outside the door: "Open the door! Open the door! Xiao Jizi! You are a man, don't hide your head and tail, come out, come out and give Dad a white knife in and a red knife out! If the knife doesn't open a hole for your father and me, You are not a good man with eggs!"

Taoist Zi Ning said coldly: "You don't have to do this, let him do what he does, there will be retribution! Xiao Ji, come back to the house with me."

Someone nearby persuaded: "This fairy girl is very clever. Yesterday, I drove away all the Wutongshen from Mr. Huang's house next door. Don't make trouble."

Some people also scolded him: "It's not a thing. After two mouthfuls of yellow soup, the mouth is full of dung! This guy will be punished by God sooner or later."

"God's punishment?" The rascal sneered, "God's punishment is nothing. I can't get in today. If I come back tonight, I'll make sure that little fairy slaps me hard, left and right, out of the way!"

He took out the water-squirting bird and urinated against the red-painted gate.

The servants of Mr. Huang's family in the crack of the next door looked at each other and sneered at each other: "Look at Uncle Ji, who usually has a big temper, but now he is so cowardly that he dare not even fart."

"Isn't it? How dare you yell at our master, you are really a reckless thing. He was beaten into a pig's head last night."

"It would be better if the surname Ji came out and cut down this disgusting wine bug, and the master would sentence him to murder and pay for his life, that would be a joy."

After the rogue finished urinating, he shook it and put it away, and then asked the surrounding crowd: "Who has a pen, lend me one, dad wants to leave a name!"

Whoever gave him a pen next to him is ready to go home evasively, and the crowd is enough.

The rascal rushed into the nearby shop, grabbed the shopkeeper's account-settling pen, dipped it in the ink pool, and flicked the ink in the other's account book, carried it to the pink leather wall twice of the red-painted gate, and swiped the brush: Qi Tian This is the oil of the Great Sacred Knife.

Wrote two 'Tongjia characters'.After finishing writing, he threw away the pen and walked away.

Less than twenty steps away, the rascal's crooked body froze suddenly, and he fell to the ground, crying out for abdominal pain, rolling all over the floor: "It hurts to death!"

"My mother! Why does it hurt so much!"

"God, I was wrong! Neighbors, uncles and uncles, help!!"

"Oh!! I haven't lived enough yet! Help!!"

Everyone knows that this guy is a guy who secretly digs the graves of extremely poor families, kicks widows' doors at night, doesn't pay for eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, has sores on his head and thick soles of his feet, and is a rotten guy.They all looked at him coldly, pointing fingers: "The wine worm is trying to blackmail people."

"Isn't it? The local old and young men will be unlucky to die when they meet him, let alone this family is a foreigner."

"Hey, there is a spirit in the sky, take him quickly."

The rascal rolled for a while, his body was covered in dirt, and gradually he couldn't make a sound, he trembled twice, and suddenly froze.

"Hey, look at him, hey, he's still playing dead."

"He is waiting for someone from that family to come out, so that he can hug his thigh and call him to beat him."

"Let's see how long he can pretend."

Sister-in-law Song ordered people to fetch water, open the door and wash the floor, there is no need to mention this.

Fourth Sister Wen was dragged back by Zhuo Donglai to continue playing chess, Duo Jin brought a plate of dim sum, Duo Yin brought a pot of tea and two cups, and put them on hand.Fourth Sister Wen ate her snacks, but her anger still persisted: "What's the matter with that kid? Brother Zhuo, how did you know he was coming?"

Zhuo Donglai smiled and said, "Not only do I know that he is here, I also know that he is dead now."

"Huh????" Fourth Sister Wen's eyes widened: "Your internal strength can kill people through walls?"

Zhuo Donglai helped his forehead: "Xiao Ji, Uncle Ji, can you use your brain?"

Fourth Sister Wen thought about it for a while, and her eyes lit up: "Ah, could it be that you took the poison in advance?"

"Yes."

"How much money do you give him? He faked his death to create momentum for us, and then he has to hide somewhere else."

"It's not suspended animation."

"Really dead? How could he really take poison? Ah, you didn't let him know that it was true!"

"Smart."

Fourth Sister Wen thought for a while: "He came to make trouble and insult Xiangu, did you spend money to instigate him to do this?"

"It's not me." Zhuo Donglai smiled softly, "It was Tie Dan who dressed up as someone else and asked him to come and insult her, to see if Xiangu is really capable."

How could I let him know that it was the people around Xiangu who asked him to act, this kind of guy would say he was cheating if he drank too much!

Fourth Sister Wen held her face and asked incredulously, "All of this was arranged by Brother Zhuo?"

Zhuo Donglai thought that she had worked hard, and said with satisfaction: "Tie Dan dressed up as a fairy girl who met on the road, and the flower pickers who followed along the way, because they didn't know the details of the fairy girl, they went to find a 'daring and greedy girl'. 'Give him 20 taels of silver, and ask him to come and insult him, to see if Xiangu is just showing off, or if she really has magic spells. When talking about business, I gave him poisoned wine."

Fourth Sister Wen nodded admiringly: "Then how come it's such a coincidence that he died of poison after urinating?"

Zhuo Donglai smiled and said: "Because Tie Dan praised Xiangu's beauty, which is rare in the sky and unparalleled in the earth, and also said that she is very kind, no matter what wrong things you have done to offend her, as long as you sincerely repent and cry , Xiangu will personally rescue her."

Fourth Sister Wen patted her thigh: "This guy is pretending to be sick, and wants to see how beautiful Xiangu is? Good guy! Brother, I really admire you, you are amazing!"

The two played chess and chatted for a while.

Xiu Yuan came over in a hurry: "The drunk bastard is still lying there, no one cares about it, no one reports to the police. Let's"

Zhuo Donglai interrupted him: "Don't worry. We didn't do anything, and we were blackmailed by people. If others dare not take care of it, we don't dare to take care of it." He looked up at the sky: "After a while, the young magistrate It's coming, and he'll handle it."

He guessed wrong.

After scolding Xiangu, the scoundrel who was immediately punished and died scared the Huang family, and hurried in to sue the master.

Huang Jinlang came out to take a look, and scolded the servants as idiots, they ruined a great opportunity to make friends with Xiangu.

In less than a cup of tea, Duobao came to report: "Master Zi Ning, Mr. Ji, Mr. Huang next door has sent someone to report to the officials! He will also come to visit our fairy aunt and come to thank you."

Zhuo Donglai swallowed half of the snack in his hand, picked up the teacup to rinse his mouth, and was still so calm and calm: "Let's go, the main event is coming!"

Fourth Sister Wen was so excited that her eyes lit up.

In the main hall, Huang Jinlang and Taoist Zi Ning greeted each other, and he started talking nonsense: "Thank you fairy for saving my life, that Wutong God has occupied my concubine for half a year, asking for clothes and banquets every day.

Hey, the family is unlucky, last night it was very crazy for some reason, thanks to Xiangu's rescue, otherwise our whole family, old and young, would have to go out to seek refuge. "He doesn't call himself an old man anymore.

Zhuo Donglai smiled softly: "Whatever Mr. Huang said, how can we say thank you between you and my neighbors, not to mention that we are new here, and we still have to rely on Mr. Huang for his help.

Please don't spread this matter to the outside world, Xiangu intends to practice meditation and does not want to be disturbed by the four quarters. "

Huang Jinlang has completely believed that this fairy was forced to avoid by the believers, she is really a kind and powerful fairy!

He said: "I gave a little gift (1000 taels of silver), and Zining actually gave back such a big gift (a Song Dynasty official kiln). I really feel ashamed. The fairy girl has great kindness to me. Xiangu, so that I can thank you in person?"

Zhuo Donglai thought for a while: "I dare not make decisions on my own, Duobao, go and ask Xiangu to show me."

Duobao bowed: "Yes."

Huang Jinlang took out another treasure: "This is a three-legged tripod from Ru Kiln. I'm giving it to you. It should pay off for burning incense when you meditate."

Zhuo Donglai accepted it casually.As if he was used to such treasures, he said, "Thank you."

He pushed the tea cup: "Please."

Huang Jinlang took a sip of the tea, and felt that it was very fragrant. It was a good tea he had never tasted before. Zhuo Donglai bought a liang of tea leaves for one hundred taels of silver, especially for the purpose of seducing people.

Duobao came out in a hurry, and blessed him: "Master, Xiangu said that today's fate has not come, so it is inconvenient to meet each other. I have two words that I want to pass on to Mr. Huang, please read."

She handed the flower note in her hand to Zhuo Donglai.The flower note has a fragrance.

When Zhuo Donglai held it in his hand, the paper was folded in half, and the words inside could not be seen.He handed the flower note to Huang Jinlang with both hands respectfully: "Since it is for you, I dare not take it apart."

Huang Jinlang was infected by his solemnity, and took it with both hands, saying: "I'm sorry." He opened it to look.

On the paper, it was written in extremely beautiful fonts: Siyi gathers and fights wildly, fire dominates on April [-]th

He was stunned for a long time, and suddenly remembered an old event, an old event where he made a fortune.Back then in Yundou City, it was the frontier where all barbarians gathered!The guard of Yundou City is Yang Ping, and the deputy Wen Tongming is the two big mountains on his head.

This sentence was written by Zhuo Donglai and Yao Laodao after thinking for a long time. It can clearly point out the facts. He is looking forward to whether Huang Jinlang will lose his composure.

After all, Huang Jinlang is a calm and composed person, remembering the past of his revenge and framing Zhongliang, he didn't even blush, nodded and praised: "It's so profound, I can't understand it for a while, go back and think about it carefully."

Zhuo Donglai smiled appreciatively: "Don't worry, the fairy's prophecies are always mysterious and difficult to answer."

Huang Jinlang thought about it carefully for a while, and was not in a hurry to leave, and asked again: "I have been curious about something for a long time, I wonder if Brother Zi Ning can explain it to me?"

Zhuo Donglai showed a little puzzlement, but still nodded honestly and kindly: "I know everything without saying it."

Huang Jinlang said: "I see that your family doesn't do business, and doesn't make farm household property. How much money do you bring? It's enough for the daily phone bill. I've heard a little bit that you spend money like running water, but there is no way to get it. Gua Although gold is expensive, no one comes to tell the fortune, and there are many servants

1000 taels of silver is not enough for you to eat and drink for a few days, and the gifts you give back are far more than 1000 taels. "

Zhuo Donglai smiled smugly: "Huang Weng, you have seen a lot, don't you know the art of turning stone into gold?"

Huang Jinlang was shocked: "What?"

Zhuo Donglai said in a low voice: "I know that Huang Weng cares about us with good intentions, and I will only tell you the story, you must not spread it."

Huang Jinlang swallowed: "Definitely, definitely."

Zhuo Donglai smiled proudly and reservedly: "Xiangu has the 'Nine Returning Pills', which can turn lead and mercury into gold. As long as the pill is refined, gold is as valuable as rubble, so why is it so expensive?"

Huang Jinlang was really stunned: "I can't ask for it for Taoism. If Xiangu really has this skill, I'd rather devote all my wealth to study."

Zhuo Donglai waved his hands, and smiled arrogantly: "How can you pass it on easily? Try it a little, just to make a laugh."

He asked Duojin to bring the tan stove to light, picked up a few pieces of Wasuo stones from the outside and threw them on the stove, Zhuo Donglai took out a small paper bag from his arms, opened it to see that it was full of silver powder, and picked it up with his little finger. A little bit, playing on the wasuo.

Huang Jinlang couldn't take his eyes off it, and after a while, Zhuo Dong came to shake the ashes with a fire stick, the stones turned into silver, and the broken tiles turned into gold, a hot yellow and white thing.He saw it in his eyes and remembered it in his heart, but he felt like hot soup was pouring in his heart, and his whole body was restless.

No wonder he is so rich and useful!It turns out that silver is so easy.I have worked hard for these years, but I am not as easy to get money as this Taoist, and I am not as thick and long-lasting as Wutongshen in terms of color. It is better to cultivate immortals!Forget it, if I am lucky enough to meet someone with real skills, I must ask him to practice for me.

Zhuo Donglai said: "Duo Jin, move the stove down, be careful not to burn your hands."

Huang Jinlang, who was so intoxicated, woke up with a single word, and his attitude became more respectful and attentive: "How is this medicine made?"

Master Zi Ning seemed to be showing off: "This is called mother silver giving birth to a child. First use silver as a mother, no matter how much it is, use medicine to temper it, and raise it in a cauldron. It needs to be refined with Samadhi real fire for nine revolutions. When the heat is enough, Mr. Huang will be born." Buds, and form snow.

When the furnace is turned on, these red heads are swept down.It only needs to be as big as a millet, and it can be turned into gold and silver.The mother silver is still intact. "

Huang Jinlang thought to himself, presumably yellow buds can produce gold, and white snow can produce silver.

This matter is even more itchy than a stunning beauty: "How much mother silver do I need?"

Zhuo Donglai smiled slightly: "The more mother silver there is, the more refined the alchemy will be. If you refine half a bucket of alchemy, you will be as rich as an enemy."

Huang Jinlang's eyes were red, he swallowed saliva and said seriously: "I am free to cultivate the truth and seek the Tao. I have never seen a real god, but I was cheated out of countless money by a group of thugs, so I refused to trust people and left Taoist Zining in the cold.

After seeing this technique today, I know the tricks of the gods. Although the family affairs of the little old man are cold, there are tens of thousands of things.If you are willing to give me some advice, let me have a look at refining a furnace of alchemy, and I will die with peace in my eyes. "

Zhuo Donglai's face sank, and he served tea to see off the guests: "It's not easy to pass on my art, and it's not easy to practice it with others. Seeing that my husband is devout, and he has a bit of a moral character, it's rare to live next to him, and it's also destined by the front. Here you see.

The matter of burning alchemy heads is only done by Xiangu, and I can't make the decision.Master Huang, please come back. "

After Huang Jinlang went back, he became obsessed with demons. He didn't think about eating and drinking every day. For several days in a row, he would visit once in the morning and once in the afternoon.

[Hearing her story come to an end, the emperor and Daiyu asked together: "Brother Sanlang/Brother Sanlang, can you really turn stone into gold?" Then why are you so poor?

"What a fart!" Yao Sanlang swears angrily, covered his mouth a little sorry, and glared at the two of them angrily: "What did you two do at that time? When you were done with that matter, throw me 50 taels of silver and it will be fine." Drive me away! I didn't even have time to ask."

Zhuo Donglai poured tea for Fourth Sister Wen, and said with a smile, "If I don't tell you about the eyes of the sea, you won't be able to figure out if you think about death. If you tell the truth, it won't be worth a penny."

"Then tell me quickly!"*3

Fourth Sister Wen drank tea to moisten her throat, and smiled without saying a word.

Zhuo Donglai was amused: "Make the gold and silver into the shape of tiles and stones, use sawdust and elm bark glue to carefully paste a layer, sprinkle fine soil, and paint with paint.

When it is burned, the sawdust will burn out and turn into ashes, and the elm bark glue will have no smell when burned, and the outer layer of the burnt powder will fall off with a fire stick, which looks like turning stones into gold. "

The emperor was stunned: "Then, what is that silver powder pill??" He has always believed that gods can touch stones into gold.

Zhuo Donglai looked at him innocently: "It's just ordinary silver powder, just for show."

Yao Sanlang beat his chest and stamped his feet: "You two big liars! I also asked my brothers how to turn stones into gold, and I was scolded by this!"

Zhuo Donglai gave him a look: You are stupid, if I really have the technique of turning stones into gold, why would I still do this?

The kind-hearted little Daiyu handed Yao Sanlang a handkerchief to pour wine, and brought a glass of wine to the emperor, so that the irritated two could relax.Surprised and funny at the same time, it turns out that there are so many deceitful tricks, compared with those emperors and generals who contradicted themselves in the history books. ]

On April [-]th, Xiangu finally left the customs and received Huang Jinlang.

Huang Jinlang looked across the net respectfully, and saw that he really had the face of sinking fish and wild goose, and the appearance of a closed moon and shameful flowers.All the rich people in the world, there is no one who is not greedy for money and lustful.At this moment, he was like a snow lion facing the fire, unconsciously paralyzed, and said in a daze that he was being crushed by ghosts.

Xiangu drew a talisman to exorcise him, and he held his breath, watching Xian Xiansu holding the pen, and the pen was flying like a snake, thinking only of such a wonderful hand, if only he could touch it.

After getting a talisman, he left with a foolish smile, full of joy, and forgot to talk about alchemy.

After he left, Xiangu trembled all over and asked in a low voice: "Old Taoist, the spells you taught me to draw will be useful if I draw them?"

Yao Laodao lazily said: "You just need to finish the painting, do what you are told to do, and don't worry about anything else."

Xiangu bit her lip and nodded: "Yes." She paused, and then said: "That old man has taken a fancy to me, you don't want me to sleep with him, do you?"

It was agreed to save me from the sea of ​​suffering, and change my household registration to a good family, so that I can marry well.don't lie to me...

Zhuo Donglai smiled faintly: "No, that's self-deprecating. If he sleeps with you, he will look down on you."

"What we want is for him to treat you like a god."

[Daiyu interjected: "Huang Jinlang got the spell, so the ghost pressing the bed will naturally disappear, right?"

Fourth Sister Wen nodded and took a sip of water: "Hey hey hey, it's fine if we don't send people to make trouble at night."

Daiyu exclaimed: "Such ingenious calculations are truly astonishing. Uncle Zhuo is really clever and peerless. This series of counting steps to invite you into the urn is really more wonderful than novels."

You were only in your teens that year, my God, I wouldn't have been so smart when I was in my teens.

Zhuo Donglai nodded with a smile, looked at Fourth Sister Wen, and said softly, "Ze Lan rarely asks me to do something, so naturally I have to do my best to do it beautifully, so that she is satisfied and praised. She is good at martial arts, has a strong temper, and always comes alone. Going alone, I rarely have a chance to show my face."

Fourth Sister Wen showed an ambiguous smile: Only then did I know that he liked me back then.

When Daiyu heard this, her heart moved, and she peeked at Yao Sanlang.

Yao Sanlang was staring at her, seeing that she had seen it, he showed a shy and provocative smile.

Daiyu shyly turned her face away from him.

The emperor pinched his chin, wanting to know how Fourth Sister Wen got Zhuo Donglai's affection with such a stupid appearance 20 years ago.

A storyteller must beautify herself. After she is beautified, she is still so stupid. What will the truth be like?

He doesn't know, but Zhuo Donglai likes that: strong, simple and cute, and