[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

"The monk and the Taoist priest went whoring. A year later, the female branch girl gave birth to a child. Someone asked the child, "Do you know whether your father is a monk or a Taoist priest?" The child thought for a while and said, "It should be a monk. When I was in my mother's womb, I often saw a bald head coming in and out." ""

After telling the joke, Uncle Ji drank the wine in his glass and said with a smile, "It's your turn!"

There is a table of banquets, with the rich second-generation officials and second-generation officials of the city sitting on the side, Huang Dalang is also beside him, and Taoist Zining is not there.

They are very bored, listening to Meiji playing the piano and singing, but here they are fighting jokes.

Yes, you read that right, they are divided into two teams, telling jokes and jokes to each other, drink one cup for those who can tell, and three times for those who can't.On the side of Uncle Ji's team, he was the only one fighting against the five opponents.

Huang Dalang looked at Uncle Ji with a romantic and generous smile, a type he had never seen before. The beauties and child prostitutes he had played with were all gentle and charming people, and the literati and businessmen he made friends with were also gentle. He had never seen such a A bold, bold man with a strong masculinity.

He put down his family business and came here to do these pointless eating, drinking and having fun just to seduce Uncle Ji.Standing up with a wine glass: "Brother Ji said well, Xiao Ke also said one."

He pondered for a while: "Your official came out wearing a new silk garment, and one person saw it and said, "This silk is very different. It is not made of silk, but spider silk. When asked why, he said: "The roots are pulled out from the buttocks." "hehe."

Fourth Sister Wen's expression darkened when she heard the last word, and she slapped the table with a slap: "How dare you humiliate me!"

The newly added character set, Uncle Ji is the little candy of Taoist Zi Ning!You actually insulted me by saying such jokes!

The point is, I'm wearing a new silk dress today, why didn't you change the material?It must be an insinuation!She stood up and walked away in a huff.

The young magistrate was puzzled and looked around: "What's the matter? What's the matter?"

There is an informed gossip next to him: "Young Master doesn't know something, Uncle Ji and Taoist Zi Ning are a couple."

The young master of the county magistrate suddenly realized: "I'm still surprised that Uncle Ji, with seven dissatisfied and eight dissatisfied tempers, obeyed Zi Ning's words and told him to get out, so he was afraid of internal affairs, hehehaha."

Another insider said: "Uncle Huang said this today, isn't that embarrassing him face to face? Uncle Ji is furious."

Huang Dalang is a hater. His original intention was to say: Ji Lang, you can wear gold and silver and eat hot and spicy food with me. I can make your life better than now. I didn’t expect this story to be a bit ironic.

He sighed, and stood up: "I made a slip of the tongue, and spoiled everyone's interest, go and chase him back, Brother Zhang, please apologize for me. I'm leaving."

Zhuo Donglai was worried about her all the time, and watched quietly from the side. Seeing that Uncle Ji walked away angrily, he rushed out and grabbed her, and said in a low voice, "What's wrong with you! Why are you so angry? You usually don't lose yourself. Make jokes about Mr. Rabbit."

Fourth Sister Wen gritted her silver teeth and said, "If I don't leave, I will cut off his head on the spot."

Zhuo Donglai sighed and patted her head: "Good boy, Huang Dalang has already left, you can go back."

Fourth Sister Wen climbed to the top of the wall to take a look, and as expected, the annoying ghost had left, so she turned back to the table, poured wine for everyone and apologized, saying that she was too narrow-minded.He is not a child molester, have you ever seen such a thick ass? , ╭(╯^╰)╮

Everyone chatted and laughed a few words, and the clouds cleared one day, so this matter is not a big deal.

Two days later, Huang Jinlang was sure that the problem of the ghost pressing the bed was completely gone, so he brought ten thousand taels of silver, and begged the fairy to open the furnace to practice alchemy and perform alchemy.

Xiangu promised to come down, but he didn't leave. He insisted on serving Xiangu to make alchemy, serve tea and water, and sweep the court.

It takes 49 days to make alchemy. The furnace is opened, silver is poured into it, and it is refined with civil and military fire.

Mrs. Song spread the words quietly, causing a sensation in the whole Huang Mansion. Not only Huang Jinlang stayed here, but his two sons also ran over and refused to go home.When I first came here, I came to see the silver, but when I saw Xiangu, I forgot about the silver.

The hearts of the whole Huangfu are fluctuating, and the housekeeper is thinking of refining the alchemy that can turn stones into gold, and then steal one or two, two or two. It is simple and portable, and he will go out and find a place to be a rich man. It is better than serving here every day. people.

The cook who cooks thinks of turning stone into gold, the servant who looks after the door thinks of turning stone into gold, and even the second wife who has an affair with the gardener thinks of turning stone into gold.What's more, the tenth master and the second master didn't come back, and everyone started to dodge. The bank, which was supposed to be heavily guarded, was already lax and vulnerable.

In the past ten days, a lot of gold and silver have been melted and wrapped in bricks to make large silver bricks.Lao Tie, Lao Lu and Lao Zhou resisted two sacks of bricks every day and went to the next door to exchange for two bags of real silver bricks.

After more than ten days, it was almost the end of the month, and the three of Huang's father and son were intoxicated by Xiangu's smiles.The more unattainable the fairy aunt's status, the more excited they were, and they competed to show their courtesy.

A group of business travelers from afar came to Goose City and asked all over the city where the fairy girl lived.After inquiring about the result, he knocked on the door and saw Uncle Ji after a short while. The leading businessman bowed his head and said, "Greetings to Uncle Ji! Greetings to Fairy Girl!"

In the name of being sent to give gifts to Xiangu, the businessman kept Uncle Ji as if he met an old acquaintance in a foreign land. He kept him for dinner and they stayed in a side courtyard.

After resting for three days in a row, he quietly replaced the stones in the box and the wood in the bag with gold and silver stolen from the Huang family, and the silver sent by the Huang family for alchemy. Yao Laodao, Huzi and Xiaolan are on their way.

It was already the end of the month, and Fourth Sister Wen saw that almost all the money had been moved, and there were still some large items in their warehouse that were not easy to move, as well as the local property shops, so there was no need to worry about these.

The next day, the father and son of Huang's family got up to eat, and when the fire was burning in the alchemy room, they didn't see Xiangu.

Fourth Sister Wen had been waiting in the room for a long time, and when the three of them closed the door, she jumped out lightly and stabbed Huang Erlang in the chest lightly.With a pop, blood splattered everywhere.

Huang Jinlang and Huang Dalang had seen a lot, and when they heard the sound of murder, they turned their heads to look.

The faces of the two were so frightened that they twisted: "You, who are you? Why did you kill my son?"

"Uncle Ji, you are crazy!"

Fourth Sister Wen smiled slightly, and slashed at Huang Dalang again. Huang Dalang knew a little bit of kung fu, but he couldn't parry with his bare hands.

When he was about to die, he thought: "I'm just interested in you, if you don't want to, just let it go, why kill someone!"

Huang Jinlang remained calm in the face of danger: "Who the hell are you? It's all about making money, why do you want to kill yourself? Poor old man, all the family property that I have worked so hard all my life has belonged to you, and my two sons died before my eyes. What kind of enmity do I have with you?" What's the complaint?"

Sneak around to see what weapons are available.It's a pity that there is nothing in the room, only a burning red pill furnace.

Fourth Sister Wen bared her teeth and smiled: "Hahahaha"

She really wanted to show off triumphantly, Laozi is Wen Tongming's daughter, I let you prevent me from being the second generation of the official and the second generation of the army, Laozi wants you to know that sitting behind closed doors is a disaster from heaven.You are so wicked!Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, the way of heaven is like reincarnation, if you don’t believe me, look up, who will be spared by heaven!

Zhuo Donglai interrupted her outside the door: "Kill people in time, do it!"

Fourth Sister Wen woke up with a start. Many villain bosses died because of talking too much. She used to make complaints about others. Why did she make the same mistake when things came to an end?Hastily kicked Huang Jinlang to the ground, took off his shoes and stuffed them into his mouth to keep him from yelling, put one hand through his bun, and chopped off with the other a knife.

I was too excited to be soft, and I didn't chop the bone with one knife, but I did it with two more chops.

Zhuo Donglai pushed open the door, came in with lime and oilcloth, pickled his head, put it in a basket covered with dried stinky salted fish.

He put on a mustache and pretended to be a frail scholar. Fourth sister Wen stuffed two big steamed buns into his chest, pretending to be a black and fat woman, pretending to be a husband and wife visiting relatives, and swaggeringly riding The little donkey went out of the city.

Lao Lu and Lao Tie drove the carriage with Duo Jin, Duo Yin, Duo Bao, and Sister-in-law Song, saying that they were going to a place outside the city for the fairy girl to prepare for an outing.

It disappeared in a flash.

After a few more days, Steward Huang never saw the master and the gentlemen come back. Seeing that the people next door were depressed, it looked like an empty house. After observing it carefully for a day, there was no smoke from the cooking. He climbed over the wall and searched in the empty house, and found three corpses. Just report to the official.

The county magistrate wanted to investigate carefully, but when he suddenly saw the official kiln, Ge kiln, Ru kiln porcelain, gold plates and silver bowls left by this group of people, he was moved and put them all in the treasury. It is said that Xiangu and her party cannot be traced, and it is enough to check and visit slowly in the future.

The property of the Huang family was inherited by Huang Jinlang's three grandsons, so there is no need to elaborate on what will happen in the future.

The Fourth Sister Wen was rewarded for her vengeance. She was so chic and happy. She originally planned to take the human head to the place where Wen Tongming died to worship her father, but she had never seen Wen Tongming before. Find a cesspit and throw it in.Only then did he change his clothes, ride the horse prepared in advance elsewhere, and happily go to divide the spoils.

She was happy in her heart, and didn't care how much money was divided. When dividing the spoils, she just held the wine jar and drank beside her. She didn't know what happened after that.Anyway, Zhuo Donglai gave her 300 taels of silver, and a small courtyard in the capital, which was said to have been asked for by herself after she got drunk.

After that, they went their separate ways. Fourth Sister Wen went home with 600 taels of silver and gave it to her aunt. She was nagged by her ears for half a month, and finally she couldn't take it anymore and ran away over the wall.

Zhuo Donglai carried his own 3 taels of silver to start a business. Mrs. Song and her group shared 8000 taels of silver. They were all overjoyed and agreed with him to cooperate again in the future.Fourth Sister Wen wandered around for half a month, feeling bored, and wanted to know how many ingenious schemes he could have, so she went to find Brother Zhuo to work for him.

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Fourth Sister Wen drank the water in the teacup at this point, and said a little embarrassedly, "Shall I eat? I'm going to faint from hunger."

The emperor was not hungry, so he asked enthusiastically, "Donglai, where did you learn these deceitful things?"

Zhuo Donglai said indifferently: "I didn't understand at first, but Ze Lan had a request, so I had to learn from Mrs. Song and slowly make up my mind. There is nothing surprising about this plan, it's just a matter of being careful."

The emperor felt that he was showing affection.When Fourth Sister Wen was talking about the process just now, she was faintly admiring and infatuated. This is why he made a plan to swindle money and kill people so magnificent and exciting, right?Hehehe, you can actually use this trick to trick a little girl!

The emperor asked again: "Ze Lan, since you want to avenge your father, why don't you want to vindicate him?"

When Daiyu heard this, she felt very sad, and couldn't help but want to cry for her master who was not beautiful but had a bad life.

It is said that a beautiful woman has a bad life, but the master's life should be very good.

Fourth Sister Wen bared her teeth and said, "It's easy to kill people, I don't know how much time it will take to get rehabilitated, and I will be targeted for assassination.

Even if he can be rehabilitated, can he kill Huang Jinlang and his two sons and sacrifice my father's spirit in heaven?Certainly not. "

While the emperor was worried about the lack of credibility of the government, he felt that she was right. Over the years, many censors wanted to rehabilitate Wen Tongming, but...it was really troublesome.That's still an official, it's definitely not easy for a girl to rehabilitate her father.But he was still unhappy, but he couldn't say anything.

So go eat.

The emperor thought while eating, although Wen Zelan's move can be called "pure filial piety", it is enough to be included in the biographies of females.

However, the country has its own king's law, although it is a bit slow and slow, but it cannot be respected, and the people cannot know it. If it is spread, everyone will use lynching to avenge their personal revenge.

What's more, Huang Jinlang should be killed. What's wrong with his two sons?

After the meal, the emperor took Daiyu and Yao Shenxian back to the palace, Fourth Sister Wen rested for a while, and reluctantly took the book to recite.

At the gate of the palace, Yao Shenxian said, "I'll talk to the Supreme Emperor."

The emperor took Daiyu to the dragon chariot, which looked like a hut and was carried by sixteen people.In summer, thin wooden boards are used as walls and thick gauze is used as a barrier. There is a couch two meters long and one meter wide inside, which is specially used for the emperor to lie down when he is tired.There are fruit boxes and tea nests on the small tables on both sides, and there are snacks and dried fruits inside. The tea nest is a container with a sandwich, and boiling water can be kept warm for two hours.

The two drank warm water—there was no tea in the pot of the tea nest, and the emperor was very particular about it. It would be unpalatable to soak a handful of tea for two hours, so it would be better to put clean warm water on it to moisten your throat slightly when you are thirsty, and drink it. The tea should be drunk freshly brewed.

The emperor asked softly: "Daiyu, what do you think of the story you heard today?"

I heard the story and it was fine. Although it was wonderful, I could distinguish between good and evil. She is still young and doesn’t know much about the world. What if she takes this kind of behavior as common sense?

I can think of this, what a good brother, a careful educator!

Daiyu hesitated for a moment: "Brother, I do have some opinions, please don't spread them."

The emperor was very happy when he heard the sound, and turned to look at her: "Brother will never tell anyone."

Daiyu was also worried that among the people carrying the dragon chariot might be Zhuo Donglai's spies, so she got closer, took his arm, and whispered softly: "My master is a lonely young man, it is indeed pity, I killed the one who framed my father. It is only natural for an enemy to avenge his father.

It's just a little too much to design to cheat money and kill his two sons.It's not legal, but it's reasonable. "

The emperor raised his eyebrows: "Within reason?"

Don't you think she takes pleasure in killing?

"Yes." Daiyu said: "My master, her parents are dead, but her enemies have descendants; the old thief has children and grandchildren who are filial to his knees, and Huang Dalang was pampered since he was a child, but my master has to make a living by herself;

Huang Dalang thinks all day long that he is in love with flowers and willows, but my master has to swallow his anger and be teased by the son of the enemy;

Contrasting the two, she was naturally furious.What's more, young people are full of blood and easily impulsive. "

The emperor was persuaded by her, and nodded in approval: "Sister Xian is indeed extremely intelligent, what she said is very true."

It seems to be quite miserable... Thinking about it carefully, a teenage girl escaped from her home and can live comfortably in the rivers and lakes without being sold into a brothel, which is already pretty good.But she can practice martial arts, relying on Zhuo Donglai, and also playing the role of Uncle Ji, it is really not easy.

Daiyu said again: "Mr. Zhuo's series of tricks is worthy of being called a soldier who surrenders without fighting, and earns money without a single soldier.

I heard from my master that there is a special name for people who cheat people out of money with the magic touch of turning stones into gold. The master told me some examples, but it was not as thrilling as what I heard today. "

The emperor couldn't hold back his emotions: "What do you think of Donglai?"

Daiyu was a little hesitant: "I don't understand. Mr. Zhuo is so scheming, cunning, and arbitrary. How dare Master trust him at that time. How dare he trust him at that time. How dare he be nice to him afterwards."

He has calculated enough people's hearts, it's really scary, if I were me, I would never dare to associate with such a person.

The emperor closed his eyes and pursed his lips for a while, thinking, "That's right, if I were a rich man, if someone from the East tried to trick me, I would definitely be fooled.

Planting the foreshadowing of the ghost press in advance, moving to the next door to attract his idea, and then spending recklessly to make people wonder about his financial resources, the Wutongshen incident is a side issue, if there is no delay, it will not delay the matter.Using poison to kill a rascal to show that the fairy girl is extremely effective, and telling the way to turn a stone into gold, and then floating a spell to cure the ghost bed, and using beauty as a bait, hey. "

Daiyu then said: "I see that all the generals and ministers of the past have done nothing more than power, wealth and sex. It's really boring."

The emperor touched her hair and sighed: "You don't understand. You have never been hungry, you have never been looked down upon by others, and you are not old enough to love beauty and hate ugliness. Gao Zi said: Food, sex, and sex. Ren , Inside, not outside. Righteousness, outside, not inside.

How can everyone only seek freedom, benevolence and righteousness like Lao Zhuang and Confucius and Mencius. "

Daiyu nodded obediently: "Brother is right!"

The emperor said softly: "Don't think that Donglai is vicious and terrifying. He is very protective of his own people. In my opinion, Donglai's planning to kill people and Miss Wen's random beheading with a knife are just killing people. If you can learn from his resourcefulness, the emperor said softly. Get one or two points, enough to benefit you forever."

Daiyu avoided answering the question of 'learn one or two points of resourcefulness', and blinked: "They are...just killing people? Is there no difference between Jia Xu and Lu Bu?"

The emperor thought for a while: "The two died in different ways. The thoughtful one died of exhaustion, and the careless one died stupidly."

Daiyu listed one, two, three, and four, demonstrating the essential difference between the two and the number of murders.Main arguments: Although Jia Xu is vicious, he is very wicked. Although Lu Bu is a family slave of three surnames, he is still an unlucky man-what girl doesn't like Lu Bu.

When Fourth Sister Wen talked about the Three Kingdoms, she praised Lu Bu: wearing a purple gold crown with three-pronged hair, pheasant feathers, trembling slightly, and a handsome young man with a lotus face;

Red war robe, Sichuan brocade, embroidered with hundreds of flowers is really bright; bright silver armor, dragon scales, swallowing animal face hanging chains;

The lion belt hangs from the waist, with gold trim and gold thread, inlaid with eight treasures and dragons;

A bow carved with precious stones, an arrow in a pot, sitting on a red rabbit and a thousand-mile horse, climbing mountains and wading like lightning;

The emperor cited one, two, three, four, five to refute her point of view.

We discussed enthusiastically all the way to Duofu outside: "Your Majesty, Princess Qi, you have arrived at Yongfu Palace." You two go in and chat.

The two got off the dragon chariot one after another, and the emperor stretched out his hand excitedly: "Go, I must refute you today!"

"Brother, you're right, Lu Bu is really bad. Yawn~ I'm so sleepy." Daiyu covered her mouth and yawned. She was a little tired from listening to the story, she was a little sleepy after eating, and she didn't sleep in the morning. Enough, and debate all the way, really tired.

The emperor saw that she was sleepy and cute, so he smiled and said, "Go and take a nap."

Back in the side hall of Yongfu Palace, the maids waited for her to change her clothes.

Daiyu said lazily, "I'll sleep for a while, you guys go."

The maids stayed in the compartment, full of joy. They have never seen such an easy-to-serve master in the palace for so long.There is nothing to do if you send it outside the bamboo forest every day, you can sit and chat outside the bamboo forest.Although the eldest princess is young, she has a demeanor of not being angry and arrogant, and she is favored, but she is lenient to her servants. Everyone in the palace does not know that following the eldest princess is a leisurely and rich job.

The emperor went straight into Yongfu Palace, and the maid hurriedly raised the curtain.

He saw four boxes of account books in front of the queen, and a lot of big boxes and small boxes, and they were rummaging endlessly: "Zitong."

The queen held two account books in her hand, and there was a pile of them spread out on the table in front of her. She stood up and blessed her body, smiling like a flower: "You are back~" I have heard the report from the maid, and the two of you are still talking at the gate of the palace. Lu Bu, haha, it's really interesting.

The emperor leaned over: "Well~ what are you doing? What are these?"

The queen pursed her lips and smiled triumphantly, pointing to the small boxes: "Daiyu is old enough to have her ears pierced, and I will choose dozens of sets of earrings for her in advance. You see, this box is made of simple and light silver earrings. , I just finished piercing the earrings, now I’m slowly opening the piercings, so that I can wear those big earrings of emerald green, pendant jade, inlaid beads, and gold filigree in the future, these are clever and interesting earrings for everyday life.”

The emperor looked at it for a long time, but felt that they were almost the same, and pointed indifferently: "Then what are these account books?"

"I'm going to choose a companion for the princess."

The emperor froze for a moment before realizing that she was referring to Princess Xuanzhen: "Why?"

"After all, she is a little girl, so she can't always play with Yao Zhenren. After a long time, no matter whether she has a relationship or decides to become a monk and never marry, it doesn't matter..."

The queen paused for a moment: "The former is quite good. Zhen Yao has both talents and looks, which matches her very well. If she is going to cultivate Taoism and become a fairy, it will be bad. How unhappy!"

The emperor's forehead was sweating: "Zitong is absolutely right!"

I really can't teach children!This is all because the Supreme Emperor told me how to teach children without precepts and deeds.

The queen nodded and continued to look at the list: "I don't think we can only choose companions in the capital. These young ladies in the capital are fighting each other and are not giving in to each other. Although they have a little girl's temper, they can last for three to five years." I can't forget that we have to compete for poetry, knowledge, flowers and plants, and some people who are not well-educated even fight for wealth.

It’s not as good as a poor scholar’s ​​family in other provinces. If there are gentle, honest, sincere and interesting girls, choose to enter the palace to accompany Daiyu. It will not only allow the eldest princess to have female companions to play together, but also the companions can serve her respectfully. "

He thought about it for a while: "I respect poetry and propriety, search for talents, and don't give up the long grace of the world. Except for the selection of concubines, all the daughters of officials and famous families are all named Dabu, so that they can be selected as princesses and princesses. , as a job of praise for talented people."

The queen nodded and said to the female historian, "Remember it!"

The emperor yawned, as if he was infected by Daiyu: "Yawn~~! Hey, have you eaten at noon?"

The queen shook her head: "I have no appetite, I don't want to eat."

The emperor raised his eyebrows: "The imperial dining room has restored the original menu?"

"That's not true, it's just that I don't have an appetite." The queen touched her face: "I've gotten a little fat these days, and it's okay to skip a meal once in a while."

The emperor pinched her on the face: "Where is the fat?"

The queen patted him with the account book, and said coquettishly, "What are you doing!"

The emperor smiled: "Don't make trouble, I'm going to take a nap. Take your time~"

If there are words, it will be long, and if there are no words, it will be short. There is nothing to spend the day peacefully.

Early the next morning.

Mother Jia was not in a hurry to eat breakfast, and asked Mrs. Wang to tell her carefully: "Min'er has been married to the Lin family for so many years, and the journey is far away, and she has never come back to see me. She only has such a daughter. I once lit an ever-burning lantern for her. For some reason, she became Princess Xuanzhen. You and I will go to the palace the day after tomorrow. It would be best if we can see her. If not, you can ask Yuan Chun what is going on here. Are you going to She is a monk?"

Mrs. Wang hurriedly said: "Yes, old ancestor. The master also talked about this matter with me yesterday. According to the master's guess, it may have the same meaning as the folk's 'recruitment'." I want a girl to suppress my luck, maybe I can bring a boy.

Mother Jia didn't believe this kind of nonsense: "Grandpa Lin doesn't have any sons, what good luck can it bring. It's so strange, Lin's family is far away in the south of the Yangtze River. When will the daughter be sent to the emperor? Now that I have arrived in the capital, why don't you come and whisper to my grandmother?" Woolen cloth?"

Mrs. Wang comforted her: "Maybe it's because Young Master Lin is in the emperor's heart. I heard that my aunt is seriously ill. Maybe it's because my uncle is worried that the girl has no parents to take care of her, so I asked the emperor."

"Nonsense." Mother Jia snorted, "How much face does Lin Ruhai have to ask the queen to take care of his daughter? Besides, leave my grandmother alone and ask the royal family."

Mrs. Xing said: "What does the eldest princess mean? Did the sage recognize a girl?"

"Hmm." Mother Jia was a little complacent, but also a little uneasy: "You guessed it right."

Mrs. Xing asked earnestly: "Then we go into the palace, do we have to kowtow to salute when we see Miss Lin?"

Hehehe, my aunt has no status, so it doesn't matter, it's just you two~hehehe~

Jia Mu sighed: "You clumsy tongue, stop talking!"

Mrs. Wang said: "The eldest lady is right, old lady, let's meet Miss Lin in the palace, shall we worship or not?"

Jia Mu pondered for a while: "There will be a female official or a salute to point out. If everyone else bows, we will bow. If we don't bow, the queen will make arrangements. It is always wrong to kowtow more, let alone we bow. It's not Daiyu, it's Princess Xuanzhen."

Mrs. Xing: "The old lady is right!"

Mrs. Wang: "The old lady is really knowledgeable. I didn't think of this level."

"You don't have to coax me." Mother Jia sighed, "I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse for Daiyu to enter the palace. Yuan Chun is still struggling in the palace, a female official is always released from the palace, but the eldest princess There is no escape." I'm afraid they will be brought up and married.

Mrs. Xing has no children and is not jealous at all.

Mrs. Wang is so jealous, she has a daughter, the situation is good now!His own daughter was standing and serving others, and my sister-in-law's daughter was golden and precious, sitting delicately beside the queen, and I had to kowtow to her!

It was only then that they started eating, and the three of them were a little bit uninspired.

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Fourth Sister Wen was forced to wear a veiled hat to the gate of the palace, and even blocked her face and was stared at all the way. She was a little complacent in the first 5 minutes, hehehe, my old lady also has such a charming time!

After 5 minutes, she began to get irritable, and she was about to explode. The instinct of a martial arts practitioner made her feel that it was dangerous to cast her gaze on her. The gazes from all directions seemed to be enemies in all directions!

When I went to the gate of the palace, I lifted the veil and checked the badge, and was interrogated several times: "Are you really Miss Wen?"

Fourth Sister Wen said angrily, "Yes! I just came back from Korea!"

The guard who didn't understand the stalk asked confusedly: "What happened to Gao Li?"

"Korean ginseng beautifies and nourishes the skin... haven't you noticed that I'm white?"

The guard blushed and silently stepped aside: "Miss Wen, please."

Fourth Sister Wen didn't go to the imperial dining room, but went to the bamboo grove in the imperial garden, and knocked on the door: "Sanlang~the beautiful and capable Sanlang~brother Sanlang~"

Yao Sanlang was going to die in bed, but when he heard her scream, he trembled all over, and he dropped eight catties of goosebumps, enough to make a quilt.Unbearable, he rushed to the door and walked out through the wall: "What are you doing! What are you yelling about!"

Fourth Sister Wen looked around, there was indeed no one, and she spread her hands: "Brother Zhuo asked me to ask you, is it a malicious spell that can make you have children?"

Yao Sanlang rubbed his eyes: "What?? Yawn~"

Fourth Sister Wen said: "If Jing Huan makes Daiyu's mother pregnant, it can also kill her. So Brother Zhuo asked me to ask you, is giving birth to a child a malicious spell?"

Yao Sanlang thought about it carefully: "It's hard to say, it depends on whether she was malicious or kind at the time, it shouldn't be easy to pretend. Oh!"

He patted his thigh: "The queen is pregnant, be careful when you arrange the menu."

"What?" Fourth Sister Wen: "How do you know? If the Empress is pregnant, the Imperial Dining Room should know first!"

Yao Sanlang was triumphant: "I'm here, can she still be pregnant?"

"Ah?" Fourth Sister Wen lost her mind and tried to pull herself back.

Yao Sanlang also felt that he had made a mistake, and quickly explained: "She is so kind to Daiyu, so gentle and considerate. To repay her, I secretly recited a spell on her room. It is easy to get pregnant in that room. When I told my fortune two days ago, she was already a week pregnant."

Fourth Sister Wen looked at him with dead fish eyes, not daring to comment on something beyond science.

Are you ovulating?Did you know that a week is a small embryo invisible to the naked eye!Forget it... people can fly!

Yao Sanlang pinched his chin and turned around: "Is it possible to succeed in helping people get pregnant... Can it be possible?"

Helping someone get pregnant is good intentions, what if it is for harming someone to make her pregnant?It's hard to speculate!

He suddenly raised his head and stared at Fourth Sister Wen: "Come on, let's do an experiment."

Fourth Sister Wen took several steps back: "No!"

I don't mind getting pregnant, but it's weird not to have you involved in the pregnancy.

Yao Sanlang lured her with sweet words: "Aren't you worried that your beloved little apprentice will lose his mother?"

Fourth Sister Wen made a gesture of starting a fight: "Worry, but we can experiment with others, not me!"

Yao Sanlang said again: "Fourth sister, do you know that your own heirs are difficult, and it will take another ten years to have children?"

Fourth Sister Wen was stunned, her hands softened, and she was a little tangled.

Seeing her soft heart, Yao Sanlang stepped up his efforts and said, "If you are childless for a long time, he will take a concubine. Look at how loving my father-in-law and mother-in-law are. Didn't they take a few concubines just to have a son? Now my father-in-law has accepted his fate." , I must have worked hard on my concubine in the early years. Fourth sister, do you think he is so infatuated that he wants to cut off his children and grandchildren in order not to make you sad?"

babble?Why am I asking you to persuade you to help you give birth to a son.I knew it!Other Taoist priests have no real skills, and the wives who are begging for a child all kneel together. I am so smart, but I am about to kneel to her!

Fourth Sister Wen's face darkened: "Damn it! If he dares to take a concubine, he will fight with him! Yao Sanlang, don't scare me. He has been waiting for me for 20 years. Brother Zhuo's heart is cold and hard, as firm as a rock." , will not change."

Yao Sanlang saw that her heart was moved, and knew that she was soft and not hard, so he pretended to be pitiful and said, "I'm talking nonsense, don't be angry. What do you want me to do the experiment?"

Fourth Sister Wen's eyes lit up: "Give me back the Fengyue Baojian! I have to endorse at home recently, and I have to see him adjust it!" The best rest is to masturbate to MJ's video while reading a book!

The transaction was successful.

Hand over hand delivery.

Yao Sanlang muttered maliciously: "Making you pregnant makes you vomit, making you pregnant makes you fat, making you pregnant makes you unable to fight with force, making you pregnant damage your blood, making you pregnant so you can't drink, making you pregnant eat food." The lack of appetite will suffocate you... hurry like a law!"

Fourth Sister Wen watched "Song of the Earth" with Fengyue Baojian, and was still shivering from the curse. This curse is too terrible!

He shouted: "Ah! Even when you are full of malice, you can break through the amulet!"

Desire to set off to see if Jia Min has been cursed to conceive a child, and if she can get pregnant just by having sex, she is a little embarrassed.If you don't know, then you can ignore it. If you know...how about taking away the child to keep the life and health of the mother-in-law?Or let the younger brother that Daiyu also wants be born?